Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 28th, 2017

Time for me to go. There’s only so much joy to be had in reading legislation alone.

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macaulaybalkan Twitter rules pic.twitter.com/1kxrEX3g2K

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@MadScotty I think that’d do the job, yes.

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wintnation nah they’ll fucken privatise it and we’ll be able to look at 2, even 3 emails, at the same time.

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@jon_lawrence @robcorr This search, for the word “serious” in the Act, reveals all. via TweetDeck in reply to jon_lawrence

@jon_lawrence @robcorr Meanwhile on the “serious offences” bit, I think I’m confused. I haven’t been this far down..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tS

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@robcorr That’s what I just suggested to @jon_lawrence. IANAL too, of course, but yeah I don’t see any way around it otherwise.

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You: How’d you spend Friday night?
Me: Discussing the interpretation of s.182B of the Telecommunications (Interception and Access) Act 1979.

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@robcorr Could 182B(b)(iii) be interpreted broadly, so that “enable the Organisation to perform its functions” incl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Wy

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@jon_lawrence But to your point, was the existence of a specific warrant confirmed or denied? We have no identifying details.

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@jon_lawrence Sorry, it’s at least 7 years. Section 5D(2)(a).

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Ironically enough, with a jail term of two years, doesn’t this make this offence eligible for access to metadata? twitter.com/jon_lawrence/s…

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@swearyanthony @johncarneyau @MsLods At this stage my feelpinion is not that, but hey I’m gonna read the Ombudsman’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uH

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futureidentity What the world needs right now: a way for anyone to whitewash any content with a coat of “this is in a Classroom, s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…b9

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haruki_zaemon “Forensics experts searched the bag and found knives”

Sounds like my 5 year old could get a job at Scotland Yard forensics division.

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@WulfKhan @MsLods Oh, that’s not meant to refute the well-established fact that cops get caught out doing bad shit.

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mrjohnofarrell “Thank you for agreeing to present Radio 4’s Thought for the Day. Could we tentatively suggest a few changes to you..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bc

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@WulfKhan @MsLods Yeah I’m kind of over this bullshit argument. “Cops sometimes lie. This is a cop. Therefore this..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yj

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@SatMagJOY949 @MsLods @Asher_Wolf We don’t know that yet. I expect the Ombudsman’s investigation will reveal those details.

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@MsLods This comment from Colvin (paraphrase not direct quote) seems to support that view. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@MsLods Indeed. Especially in a professional standards unit. I hope it’s some “Oh I thought HE did that bit” proced..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vk

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@troyhunt Ah well as long as the Five Eyes agencies are keeping at least one Eye on you then we can sleep safe in our beds.

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@MsLods Yes, given that the dates appear to be just a few months ago. I’m having trouble seeing this as some OMFG D..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zx

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See? It’s not just that crazy @troyhunt and such. Our Friends In Her Majesty’s Government also agree. twitter.com/ncsc/status/85…

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I’ve completely deleted my tweet of that probably-spurious @QPSmedia warning ‘cos people were RTing it faster than..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eH

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newsbanks Journos are less outraged about this metadata “scandal” and more miffed ‘bout being teased with half a story and need to know who’s involved

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@newsbanks @JanJoostBouwman Those of us who worked in broadcast are immune to it. (Or perhaps our ears can no longe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QO

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@troyhunt By “boots” they mean “bots”, presumably.

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Kimmaree13 ** IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT**

I have spoken to Anne Aly and I have apologised for my post which has (cont) tl.gd/nnn3s5

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I probably shouldn’t have asked, because I’ve finished for the day, and I’m not even covering this story.

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@TalkyTurkey So run it by me. How are these two issues connected?

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.@QPSmedia OK, so maybe ignore that message from @QPSmedia, because it seems to be a hoax. twitter.com/ataraxite/stat…

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@trejkaz Well indeed. I’m still going for fuck-up for the time being. A fuck-up that should never have happened, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…16

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@trejkaz I see where you’re going there, but there wasn’t an attack. It was, if we take it at face value, a fuck-up.

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wintnation Your victory has been a failed experiment!

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@nitecoder Yeah I know a lot of people have little trust in law enforcement, often for good reason. Let’s see what the Ombdsman finds.

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@twincamm @glengyron Awareness, already massive workloads, and poor finances.

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“The ‘can you hear me?’ phone scam” mypolice.qld.gov.au/mackay/2017/04… Important message from @QPSmedia, do pass it on.

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@FakeDanTosello @Asher_Wolf I see where you’re going there, but it’s all good. I’m not covering this story yet, I d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jV

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@nitecoder I don’t think it means that at all. Today was the start of looking at this, not the end. This stuff does..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kf

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@FakeDanTosello @Asher_Wolf I was watching Colvin’s body language. I’ll re-listen tonight too, ‘cos an ex-FBI train..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eQ

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@FakeDanTosello @Asher_Wolf In my view, and I’m not approving of this, but I think the AFP did good crisis PR today..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Yv

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@FakeDanTosello @Asher_Wolf Well yes, and that’s why I’m looking forward to the Ombudsman’s investigation, because..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3Q

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@FakeDanTosello @Asher_Wolf Then, as part of some later process, that lack was discovered (somehow) and action (of..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kJ

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@FakeDanTosello @Asher_Wolf What happened (at face value) is that someone made a request and it was fulfilled witho..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QI

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@FakeDanTosello @Asher_Wolf One annoyance for me today is people thinking AFP officers have a magic database with e..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tU

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@FakeDanTosello @Asher_Wolf Well I’ll agree on that and also on the criticisms that the AFP shouldn’t be having “mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3n

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DavidFeng Ooooh! Art on the Tube in Beijing! Nanluoguxiang interchange (Lines 6 and 8)..@jonathanbyrne747@aotulondonontwitter.com/i/web/status/8…I0bt

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James_Jeffrey Seems as good a time as any to pull out this one again from @australian’s page of error pic.twitter.com/gBodfRRs21

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“Australia’s prime minister is not the man he used to be” says @TheEconomist economist.com/news/asia/2172… Glad you noticed, boys and girls.

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CoraxoBand Helsinki railway station facade in expectation of the coming KISS show! \m/ pic.twitter.com/HKqoEimkc7

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@Asher_Wolf That reminds me. Your yarn on the delivery riders was excellent. Did that get a run anywhere with money attached?

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Don’t be silly. Girls can’t be journalists. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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@FakeDanTosello @Asher_Wolf Ah but I’m not fatalistic. The opposite. I just think the process has to start from behaviour, not technology.

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@Asher_Wolf That’s actually rather nice, thank you. (Not being sarcastic. That’s a nice reminder of the really important things.)

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@Asher_Wolf Now you know I don’t believe that. And I’m fairly sure you know I’m sceptical about use-this-tech recip..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4n

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domknight Radio @chaser. 11-1 from Monday @TripleMSydney. Unless we somehow get in trouble before we’ve even started…

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Use a VPN. Use Signal. Use Tor. Use gluten-free toilet paper. Paint a pentagram on your scrotum. Huff paint.

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dobes You: but I have a VPN

AFP: that’s cool, we only need your location to pin this on you

You: but I used signal!

AFP: get in the van

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Journalists also have in theory MORE protection from call data access under the new laws, ‘cos warrants were never..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2g

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“AFP ‘mistakenly’ accessed journalist call records, breaching metadata laws” by @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/afp-mi…

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@j_hutch Yeah, it was easy to miss some of the fine detail in that presser. It’s a lovely subtle one.

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@j_hutch Nope. The request was for call records.

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Amount by which a VPN would have changed anything in today’s scenario: Zero.

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kearin_danoor Ra moehanga hari! twitter.com/Rokline37/stat…

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Or, four fingers up each oth… oh never mindtwitter.com/franksting/sta…GY

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Colvinius I don’t even know where to start.
His name is ANDREW Colvin. And I’m a long-time hardline defender of journalists’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…65

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@dobes @jpwarren “George knows how to write laws,” eh? You going with that?

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@dobes That’s basically where I was heading, yes. Dear Journalists, you’re already Special Data Retention Snowflake..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fW

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“Australian Federal Police accessed metadata without warrant, broke law” by @ssharwood theregister.co.uk/2017/04/28/aus…

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Hah! Three guesses as to what the chatter will be about tonight. twitter.com/walkleys/statu…

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The @abcnews yarn has been updated with more of Commissioner Colvin’s comments. abc.net.au/news/2017-04-2…

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zackster Is metadata bad debt or good debt?

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newsbanks I’d hate it if my boss threw me under the metabus.

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@SilvesterSJ @robcorr Yeah that’s more my thinking. Taking Colvin’s statements on face value, everyone involved tho..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qC

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Yeah exactly. The implication is that the warrant would have (or likely?) been approved, not that the data never sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WU

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I thought @samanthamaiden’s commentary on @SkyNewsAust was well-balanced and to the point.

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I’m still not sure we should even call this a data breach. That said, I don’t know what might be a better way of describing it.

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@Spoonyman Colvin was emphasising that it was a process failure rather than malice or whatever.

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@Spoonyman Yep. So there’s a gap in the process. How can the telco know (a) it’s a journo and (b) there’s a warrant..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xx

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Nope. Kinda irrelevant though. A n officer requested and was given data without a warrant first. It wasn’t a breach..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…i8

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@dfpiii Yep, give it a good squeeze and out comes the thin blue lime.

OK needs work.

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Seriously, folks, if you’re going to get angry at the AFP today — and you have good reason — at least get angry in the right direction.

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Here’s the other angle I love*. Connecting utterly unrelated issues as if a law enforcement agency is one single hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ok

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That is to say, situation normal.

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Watching people who weren’t watching the AFP presser and know nothing about the processes or law imagining they know EXACTLY what happened.

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“AFP officer accessed journalist’s call records in metadata breach’ reports @abcnews abc.net.au/news/2017-04-2…

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@chidakash @AFPmedia @samanthamaiden The data isn’t help by the AFP. The AFP make a request to the telco for specif..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vR

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“Great news Australia: We have our first metadata breach” by @reillystyley cnet.com/au/news/austra…

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“Federal police admit to accessing journalist’s metadata without a warrant” by @knausc theguardian.com/australia-news…

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OK, that’s all I’m tweeting on this. Journalists actually covering it will have their stories up soon, and I’ll link to them.

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.@AFPmedia @samanthamaiden If the officer didn’t know the law, that’s a training problem. (Police don’t learn new l..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sc

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.@AFPmedia Colvin seemed to confirm (I had a dropout) that the investigator didn’t know that the warrant was needed..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qC

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.@AFPmedia The professional standards team was trying to discover which AFP officer had leaked data to a journalist earlier this year.

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.@AFPmedia So, further facts. The breach was notified to Ombudsman two days ago. Also, the breach happened from wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8s

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.@AFPmedia The presser is now drifting off to other matters… and it’s done.

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TrendsSydney ‘metadata’ & ‘afp’ are now trending in

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James_Jeffrey The right to harvest metadata illegally is surely what the Anzacs died for.

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.@AFPmedia Colvin says the info obtained was relevant to the “serious investigation”, but the correct warrant procedure wasn’t followed.

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.@AFPmedia Colvin says the system failed the investigating officer as much as the investigator failed.

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.@AFPmedia Colvin says they haven’t notified the affected journo ‘cos they’re still investigating the breach.

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.@AFPmedia And here’s a pic of AFP Commissioner Andrew Colvin just now. pic.twitter.com/vOsBXd2gUy

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.@AFPmedia Ombudsman will launch her own audit next week.

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.@AFPmedia AFP’s message is that it was a straight-up mistake in compliance procedures, and those procedures have b..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lu

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.@AFPmedia AFP says they’ve destroyed all the data, and have not fed the data into any investigation. “No ill-will,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dK

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.@AFPmedia AFP says someone in their investigations team accessed the call records of a journalist without having a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mx

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@jpwarren @AFPmedia Dunno, just pulled up Sky News on the Foxtel Go app.

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.@AFPmedia Do we have a hashtag yet? might work.

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OK, I’ve gone somewhere with better bandwidth and something to drink while I wait for this @AFPmedia presser. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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SkyNewsAust : The AFP will hold a news conference at 3.30pm AEST in what Sky News understands is in regards to a metadata breach

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@marcuskelson @andrewdotnich Indeed. And thank you. As an aside, Bill Drummond’s “45” is a lovely read…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1z

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I have not previously considered this question. twitter.com/bradyjay/statu…

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@JohnBirmingham That rabbit wouldn’t fit into a JetStar seat.

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“Jetstar rated worst airline in the world in latest global survey” nzherald.co.nz/business/news/…

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snurbbotinfo Also, Romania is roughly pear-shaped.

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@andrewdotnich @marcuskelson Well this has certainly flushed out a few people…

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See also my small effort, “The KLF: Genius or Gibberish?” (Nov 1991) stilgherrian.com/personal/the_c… pic.twitter.com/dOHYqLnNlH

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See also (or listen also) the superb mixumentary “KLF: Embrace The Contradictions” soundcloud.com/united-states-…

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@SnarkyPlatypus We could always lobby for an audience vote. @KKeneally

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Meanwhile I would like to remind people how wonderful this is. twitter.com/RobbieGramer/s…

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Oh yeah, then on Wed morning I’m at “Cyber Security - the Leadership Imperative 2017” innovationaus.com/news/34/127/Cy…

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.@domknight @AndrewPStreet @KKeneally @markhumphries I’m whoring it a bit ‘cos they comped me and also some of them are nice people.

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Re-plug: The Double Disillusionists @domknight @AndrewPStreet with @KKeneally @markhumphries on le stage Tue 2 May. giantdwarf.com.au/events/the-dou…

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nigelcameron Your urination force majeure think piece of the day. ‘I tried to hold it’: Delta passenger kicked off a plane washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlo…

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jayrosen_nyu The headline: “Meet the Brilliant Young Hackers Who’ll Soon Shape the World.” The photo: all men. The reaction: poynter.org/2017/wired-cha…

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“Exclusive: Trump says he thought being president would be easier than his old life” reports @Reuters reuters.com/article/us-usa…

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Idealaw “Snapchat possum torturer” will probably be inscribed on this guy’s grave. pic.twitter.com/EPzvh5uatL

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@BundyB @Cultural_Centre @BMCLibrary The proportion of items was just right.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Cultural_Centre @BMCLibrary A fine display of wool posters! The music of Dave Jamison’s Modernaire..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nF

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Cultural_Centre @BMCLibrary Everyone should have a Festival Kombi. And an official mascot.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Cultural_Centre @BMCLibrary Or, if you prefer, the Blue Mountains Local Studies mob on Flickr…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ft

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Cultural_Centre @BMCLibrary Want a Friday afternoon rabbit-hole? The Blue Mountains Image Library…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2X

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@NuclearAnthro If it’s good enough for Curtis LeMay then it’s good enough for Kim Jong Un.

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@jeffsonstein Kids Storytime on Wednesday mornings is fun. Usually 30 or 40 kids aged 3 or 4 getting very excited…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qB

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Cultural_Centre @BMCLibrary Yep. Lots of light, lots of work spaces with different feels, lots of..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…HP

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.@Cultural_Centre @BMCLibrary Katoomba is 120km from the nearest beach, but hey what an excellent* postcard. twitter.com/BMCLibrary/sta…

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.@Cultural_Centre The Katoomba branch of the @BMCLibrary is part of the @Cultural_Centre, and it’s a lovely place t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fs

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Many thanks to the lovely people at the Blue Mountains @Cultural_Centre for finding and returning my Good Earbuds.

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It’s a magnificently beautiful blue day in the Blue Mountains today.

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newsbanks People complain about helicopter parenting. In my day, SOCIETY told you when you had watched enough TV and should g..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gT

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FJKeany The ABC has 28 (!!) jobs based in the regions at the moment. If you’re new in the industry, APPLY!..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j0

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wintnation PRESS RELEASE Gold Coast community clubs to suffer in the hands of Best Buy using insidious exploits.

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.@bunjaree I’m pretty sure it was a glossy black, though, because I heard something bigger than a honeyeater crashi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ws

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I think I just heard a glossy black cockatoo at @bunjaree. We do have Allocasuarina here. But there’s also those striped honeyeater things.

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@expectproblems Maybe pickles turn you trans? I’m still not sure how this all works.

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I am completely baffled by the logic involved here but I guess I’ll go with it. Or is this code, somehow? twitter.com/expectproblems…

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Oh. It’s midday already. How did that happen?

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Histreepix HM Queen Elizabeth II’s eighth (and most successful to date) escape attempt. Buckingham Palace, May 14th, 1955. pic.twitter.com/WeEAZ62uGk

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Histreepix 11 year-old Princess Elizabeth of England makes her first threatening phone call. London, 1937. pic.twitter.com/90G8oB6wKn

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GreenJ more of this twitter.com/mehdirhasan/st…

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I am sick of all these so-called “facts”. twitter.com/nehadk/status/…

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MaieAiyed they made the duck emoji into a real duck wtf lmaoooo 2017 is wild pic.twitter.com/0xq5eXHoDc

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@abcnewsCanberra @snurb_dot_info Not much point redacting the address if you leave the bar code visible.

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abcnewsCanberra ‘Cedntrelink’ apologises over error-riddled letter which cited wrong law, misspelled agency’s name..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Se

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candeira Occam’s Razor says please cut that shit out, there are people trying to work here. twitter.com/openculture/st…

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latimes Man who police say tried to pay for Hawaiian barbecue with a fake bill is sought in Huntington Beach..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rR

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Yes I know I did the murder words joke yesterday.

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); murder words, in the library, with a computer; quiet TGIF at home, for the sake of one’s health.

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Rob_Stott BREAKING: Westpac has ruled out working with Adani on the Carmichael coal mine

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@R_Chirgwin … because you weren’t having a flat white?

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OwensDamien Can it be true? They’ve unified to show unity in some sort of union? twitter.com/AFP/status/857…

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Paul_Bowen A moment please to mark that today is the 47th anniversary of the publication of the greatest headline in the histo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7w

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tri26 Yale Grad Students Go on ‘Symbolic’ Hunger Strike Where They’re Allowed to Eat freebeacon.com/culture/yale-g…

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wintnation my content for 2017. i WILL wise the fuck up

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@marcuskelson This is one of those stories you tell the triage nurse at A&E, isn’t it. “Well I had these doorknobs lying in the bath, and…”

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@MacqDictionary Perhaps. But I’m not from Perth. Since I’m originally from Adelaide, though, I’ll say that it’s heaps good.

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gosailthesea rt if you’d call your friend just to tell them that potatoes came to japan in 1600 pic.twitter.com/BkuKmsBUQS

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wintnation Coal is the only way to cope.

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Friday. Mix the paint first, or there will be confusion. Friday.

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