Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 2nd, 2017

wintnation Labor and the Liberal National party were falsely trying to take the scenic route!!! 😩

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OK, kids, I’m outta here.

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@Andrew_Zammit Isn’t it fun when shit turns up in CIA FOIA releases, eh? HEXAGON and Soviet equivalent drops must’v..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…N1

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Well this is a… hmmm… a bold new view of federal-state relations which raises some interesting constitutional mattwitter.com/i/web/status/8…9jGnCE

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@Andrew_Zammit While I was confirming something about that movie, I stumbled across this. cia.gov/library/public…

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@Andrew_Zammit Excellent. As you’ll have seen, it has a few classically Cold War plot elements.

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And what is the label on the axis of this spectrum? Also, please provide some intermediate values. twitter.com/DJBentley/stat…

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I think I should go to bed soon. I have to be in the same room as Senator Sinodinos at 0800. innovationaus.com/news/34/127/Cy…

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Those on stage were wondering how they got more replies to the quiz than people in the audience. Well done, kids. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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.@KKeneally Finally, on the topic of @AndrewPStreet son’s spectacular shits, show’s over. pic.twitter.com/N63RdtUBTH

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Now everyone is trying to explain to @KKeneally the concept of Agro’s car being stolen.

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Though @KKeneally has the theory that same-sex marriage will be Turnbull’s last hurrah as he burns up in a final blaze of glory.

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The discussion has turned to the tactical politics of same-sex marriage so I’ve decided to instead to stick forks in my eyes.

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Sensible discussion right now on the concept of a universal basic income.

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You have no idea how much this has cheered me up. twitter.com/MichaelH_PhD/s…

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.@KKeneally The last NSW Premier who came in at an election and left at an election was in the 1920s, says @KKeneally.

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“The NSW disease is a lifelong affliction,” says @KKeneally.

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.@KKeneally Heh.
@domknight: “You must miss it [being Premier]?”
@KKeneally: “Never.”

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Big prod from @KKeneally on people who seek out power and then have no vision for what they’ll do when they get there. “Wasted opportunity.”

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Hah! @KKeneally on moving to Basketball Australia, and having to recalibrate “problem”. “OMFG WE’RE $40k OVER BUDGET!” Meh. Whatever.

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We’ve got audience questions coming up. Suggestions?

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Wow. @KKeneally on leadership: You have “remarkable” power, so it’s “disappointing” to see Turnbull “wasting the opportunity”. Fair call.

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So @AndrewPStreet just started a sentence “I will say in Rod Cullen’s defence…” It’s that kind of show.

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@SallyRMelb @KKeneally There is, but like that doesn’t matter. People who don’t like Dutton won’t vote for the Coalition anyway.

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.@dobes A complicated troll of Adelaide and South Australian, ending with @KKeneally name-checking the Beaumont Children. This is so classy.

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@kcarruthers Yeah I know that. It’s not about whether lefties like it, but about in-party numbers.

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“Gonski shot first,” we’re told. Ping @dobes.

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Well, the scores. I don’t think this really matters for any real reason, but we’re having fun.

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We’re going through everyone’s answer to the quiz. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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And we’re back. And I’ve just been trolled from the stage, being called “the Waldorf” of… podcasting, was it?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @egadheg @awelder @KKeneally These matters were discussed fast and at length. My tweets are just sk..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8X

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@ScottRhodie @giantDWARFhq And no-one would complain about your choice. But it’s OK, many seats have bums in them, and it’s a good gig.

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If anyone wants to buy me a drink, I’m the sad fuck in a grey hoodie, audience front right.

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.@KKeneally Right. @KKeneally says the thing to watch in the Budget next week is company tax. It’s big money, big talk.

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.@KKeneally Important point, this. Labor is looking looking a lot less shit than two years ago. twitter.com/awelder/status…

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Yeah you can tell @KKeneally was Premier of NSW because she knows her stuff and presents her case powerfully.

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Turnbull is like Mrs Doubtfire, says @markhumphries, admitting that this is quite a specific fantasy.

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Wow. @KKeneally is suggesting that Abbott’s strategy is to let Turnbull (and maybe Dutton) lose the election and then come back as saviour.

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Wait. Did @KKeneally just say that no-one in the Labor Party has not knifed someone? I think she did.

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.@KKeneally Dutton is from the right, is from a command and control ministry, and from a portfolio point of view he..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BV

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@_midofo_ No. Hippies should be bulldozed into the nearest landfill.

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Fuck. @KKeneally reckons Dutton is the only choice to replace the failed Turnbull Experiment. Her argument is solid.

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But @AndrewPStreet thinks that Tony Abbott will end up doing PR for Westfield Parramatta.

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OK, @KKeneally has just put forward a cogent argument for why Tony Abbott will win back the leadership.

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“When you’ve lost Matthias Comann but still have Eric Aberdeen…” “… the Dream Maker.” I feel ill.

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An admission from @markhumphries that he’s given up on Tony Abbott.

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.@KKeneally @markhumphries @domknight Discussion on who is Australia’s Prime Minister in Exile. Rudd? Dutton?

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.@KKeneally @markhumphries So @domknight reckons that with Gonski 2.0, Malcolm is doing a might-as-well-have-a-go m..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lx

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This is an excellent quiz. Do feel free to respond before those on stage get to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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We’ve been told we have to pass the Australian Values quiz at bit.ly/australianvalu… or be ejected.

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.@giantDWARFhq And we’re on. @AndrewPStreet and @domknight claim this is the best political satire show in Sydney t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ul

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If you’re in Canberra soon you should go see Mephisto. A fine piece of WW1 technology. Worth going to @AWMemorial a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GF

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I haven’t been to @giantDWARFhq before. It’s quite a comfy little space. pic.twitter.com/rz5PcGmfB9

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Oh. The theatre doors are already open. I’ll grab another wine shortly and head in.

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For those playing at home, I’m at @giantDWARFhq for a podcast with @AndrewPStreet @domknight @KKeneally @markhumphries. Theirs, not mine.

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This seems a small audience so far, but then as someone observed earlier, we’re up against @Aiannucci at the Sydney Town Hall.

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@Nicname4 He’s been my GP for more than 20 years, and doesn’t bother trying to spin me the I’m-caring bullshit.

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@Nicname4 Of course not. He’ll just say “Well what do you want me to do about it?” It’s just a lurgi, it’ll be foug..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fd

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I’m pretty sure that’s no-one will join me, though, so I’ve got a glass of the house red.

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.@giantDWARFhq I have arrived at @giantDWARFhq unfashionably early, but there’s still time to join me, as per the earlier offer.

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@michaelneale I’m not even going to think about that.

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And this century, eh? I’m in the pub finishing dinner, but I can watch TV, take screenshots, and discuss them with you.

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@oberonsghost As is the rest of the city, it seems. Go for the garlic, young lady.

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@awakening_heart @giantDWARFhq I know. :) I think I’ll manage. And having worked on so many shows myself, I’m happy..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8b

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BellLabs BASIC computer language is 53 years old today. Retweet if BASIC was your first computer language? ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mO

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Yeah I know. Meh. I’ll just go to @giantDWARFhq and drink alone like a loser. twitter.com/awakening_hear…

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Still no takers for this? The show starts in a little over an hour in Redfern. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@twiddlekins If you ever find a copy of Bill Drummond’s book “45”, buy it and inhale it.

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@twiddlekins Especially as he didn’t record the location. It was an act of liberation.

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@Chiangrabbo We pretty much just hit my limits. Politeness, food, drink, drugs, swearing, directing a taximeter driver.

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@bigbadave I can actually munch on toasted chillis, which may or may not be @ApostrophePong’s fault. Can’t be in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bd

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Yep. Rare pork strips, complex Thai sauce, toasted Thai basil leaves, fresh mint leaves, a little dill.

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Nam tok moo ped ped maak, as made by The Chef Who Wants To Kill Me. pic.twitter.com/b0i9sZdRVc

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dobes And you think AI is going to take your job pic.twitter.com/ZqdI1rEELa

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I am reliably informed that I’ll be talking certain cybers on @theprojecttv tonight, possibly because of this TV sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0D

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@JackHeathWriter Not an actual expert. I just play one on TV.

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SUDDEN OPPORTUNITY: Due to a late scratching, you could be my +1 for this show in Sydney TONIGHT. 1930 at..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…RK

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@JackHeathWriter I’ve worked with three of the four on the panel, so yeah it should be good.

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The art was a glacial boulder from Iceland, dug up and displayed. Drummond bought it from the gallery, took it back to Iceland, buried it.

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This is excellent, and it reminds me of something that Bill Drummond of The KLF did with a work of modern art..twitter.com/Rashas_Mo/stat…oG

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@dobes Mate, I’m carrying a device with unique IDs, GPS, transmitters, and open data pipes to half the planet. I think They know where I am.

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OK, I am going to get something for my throat, and then head to the appointed location.

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NewtonMark I got free beer! pic.twitter.com/7FWreT2lYs

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@kcarruthers Well you can’t blame me for that.

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HughesyAndKate Who wore it better? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/N1MKm5P8Mh

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@kymtje That’d be the killer, I reckon.

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This haunts my every waking moment. twitter.com/kymtje/status/…

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BennettArron What’s become of The Guardian? And how acceptable would it be for “My girlfriend is wonderful and loving - but she..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fW

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James_Jeffrey Will the Spectator be running an erotic appreciation of Gonski 2.0?

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ACommsGuy Next week, Rotarians and the Lions Club. twitter.com/acurrentaffair…

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@jplonie No and I don’t see how it possibly could be.

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ToryShepherd I often think it would be more interesting to just publish the spellcheck pic.twitter.com/OSgToCM1WU

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AuberonWaugh_PE 2/5/76: [4] “… Second, you are drunk. My third and greatest objection is that I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Prague”.

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AuberonWaugh_PE 2/5/76: [3] The lady drew herself up: “I will not waltz with you for 3 reasons. First this is not a waltz it is the Czech national anthem.

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AuberonWaugh_PE 2/5/76: [2] … spotted a lady standing alone in a long red dress. The besotted Chalfont staggered across to ask if she would waltz with him

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AuberonWaugh_PE 2/5/76: [1] Lord Chalfont tells a story about his days as a Junior Minister in the Foreign Office. He attended a very grand dinner party …

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Heads up: Wed morning I’ll be at “Cyber Security — the Leadership Imperative 2017”innovationaus.com/news/34/127/Cy…K

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@BobGrrl Well as long as someone got some joy out of it. In addition to the spiders, I mean.

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wintnation Becoming a Republic is not the fault of China.

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I have no idea who @JackHeathWriter is or whether his judgement is any good whatsoever, but I too am going to this..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nt

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I really shouldn’t be let anywhere near the internet.

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ashmcghee “A funky underground living room with exposed brick” -I’d say more shit heap hovel with no light.This is what $400..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8l

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tresantes Is this art project actually ? twitter.com/dark_mofo/stat…

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newsbanks You had me at the pull-out Richard Marx poster. youtu.be/QPI_fe78lfE @theheraldsun

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@dobes @theprojecttv We did get attacked by pigeons at one point, but I don’t think we were rolling.

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I AM ARRIVING IN SYDNEY ON THE .

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Julie_Johnsoned Happy May Day everyone.
Fuck the bourgeois. pic.twitter.com/t0nIan0YHQ

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joshgnosis Wondering if all the Labor MPs with “I give a Gonski” stickers in their office windows will pull them down.

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@DavidParis Mate, you work for The Greens. Surely you’ve seen…

Err, yeah, I’ll show myself out.

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GreenJ all your pencils are belong to us. twitter.com/Birmo/status/8…

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Well he probably does. Better than veal. twitter.com/natecochrane/s…

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Note for Americans: I know you call them “chalkboards” for obvious reasons, but Australians are much better at being racist arseholes.

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Sorry this is quite true and I am ashamed to have not noticed. Probably because who the fuck uses blackboards this..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DX

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@TrainLinkWest This is an excellent policy and I approve.

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My outcomes were boosted once, so my doctor prescribed lomotil.

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Also, outcomes will be boosted! Which could mean fuckin’ anything. Outcomes don’t have to good, and boosting can be in any direction.

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THE FUTURE OF AUSTRALIAN EDUCATION IS COLOURED PENCILS I CANNOT WAIT. twitter.com/Birmo/status/8…

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natecochrane “We are bold in our thinking - embracing & new technologies.” Those pinkos in @USNavy open farm…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…43

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haruki_zaemon OH: “Weebly: basically the same thing as squarespace but with less podcast advertising.”

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joneaves OH: “I should be able to use ‘I told you so’ metrics as my KPI”

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I’m trolling a railway line. This is what my life has become.

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@piecritic @peter_tonoli What’s the name of that bridge? Lots of people seem to crash there.

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.@TrainLinkWest “SRART” is meant to be “START”, but I know you’re clever and already figured that out.

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What I like about @TrainLinkWest is that they can help you with literally anything. At least until yet another coal train break down.

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HELLO PIP & NICK I AM CONCERNED ABOUT HOUSING AFFORDABILITY AND MY QUERY IS WHETHER WE REALLY SHOULD SRART MINING T..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…OY

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snurbbotinfo Oh wait, the radar song: ALBO ALBO ALBO ALBO ALBO ALBO

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wintnation Kennett, Latham and myself were last.

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OzKitsch TV COMES TO WAGGA, 1964 pic.twitter.com/Rf22UGBpBi

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TahaYasseri A great demonstration of why we need to plot the data and never trust statistics tables! autodeskresearch.com/publications/s… pic.twitter.com/hsivGZdpZ1

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samanthamaiden This is a VERY GOOD POINT twitter.com/oz_f/status/85…

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Because they’re idiots who normally have their PR all the words done by actual people? twitter.com/macleanbrendan…

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These Gonski “jokes” won’t stop for a good while yet, will they.

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And yes, I’m thinking through my soundbites for use on the television a bit later today.

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“That Orange Is the New Black Leak Was Never Going to Pay Off” wired.com/2017/05/orange… The more I read, the sillier it sounds.

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dobes L̶A̶T̶H̶A̶M̶ BIRMO’S HIT LIST twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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swan_legend Sorry to go all ‘Pulitzer’ on you but I have met my self-imposed challenge of using the word ‘goober’ in The Austra..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vJ

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franksting This is a clever take twitter.com/TheRealBeatBos…

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@FionaPattenMLC If your chamber is anything like the one in NSW, maybe a cattle prod or a tazer.

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Could this work as the title of an Australian political thriller TV series?

“Lodge of Geese” twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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MarkDiStef Snowy 2.0
Gonski 2.0
Medicare 2.0
NBN 2.0
PM 2.0

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thomas_violence i really like that Pauline Hanson is having to insist that they just occasionally borrow the plane that literally has her name painted on it

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MalwareJake Seriously? Avoid Europe? Yeah, thanks State Department for this awesomely actionable intelligence… twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…

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GreenJ Gonski 2: The Search for Spock.

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In case anyone does one of those “Your X is the last text you sent” things, I’ll put my cards on the table:

“I’ll bring the rubber gloves.”

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“Celebrity Proposal For A New Safe Schools Program Criticised By Activists”, and rightly so. buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/cel…

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@FionaPattenMLC I would support this proposal. Not that I’m in Victoria. But it’s the thought that counts.

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IllyBocean [chuckling softly] now what in the world makes you think this is my plane pic.twitter.com/BTRz4zUowD

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cjsnowdon Somebody buy this man a shed. pic.twitter.com/nZMiflxczF

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I should probably change my avatar now.

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@Friendly_Gadget @Joshua_Pollack @NuclearAnthro @nktpnd @luke_j_obrien Absolutely. It wouldn’t be the worst place I’d have put my tongue.

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@Joshua_Pollack @NuclearAnthro @nktpnd @luke_j_obrien I would like a thermonuclear warhead. Who wouldn’t?

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intelwire This is my cue…. twitter.com/BraddJaffy/sta…

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@paulkidd @dobes This is not a party I would go to.

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Hang on. I’ll be talking about cybers. [Swaps light grey hoodie for dark grey.]

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Tue plan, revised: Same as previously advised, except it’s the 1324 train to Sydney; 1515 TV shoot; remainder as advised.

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I’m still wondering what sort of out-of-touch dickheads would portray themselves like this in the 21st century. So..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kh

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MichaelRoddan Insane - Cashless welfare card trial costs taxpayer $10k per participant as government gives $8m to fintech start-u..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sR

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I believe the correct word is “paddle”. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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markhumphries Well, they certainly have a type. twitter.com/tonyabbottmhr/…

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Literally LOLing at the thing that just happened.

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@ApostrophePong @abcnews They’ve been announcing an airport at Badgerys Creek since 1999. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Sy…

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Dear Her Majesty’s Government of Great Britain and Northern Ireland don’t send me stuff about your cyber conference without plane tickets.

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@dobes @davispg @jpwarren I tried to get more on that Cyber Secure rating from ASD, but I was sent a very polite nah mate go talk to ANAO.

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intelwire Also, seriously, you’re subtweeting Lincoln? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@ApostrophePong @abcnews The only thing that draft design is about is the runway layout and its relationship to the terminal and hangers.

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@dobes @davispg @jpwarren Also, ANAO allowed us to pick up this little beauty. zdnet.com/article/abs-qu…

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@davispg @jpwarren No. You’re on your own with this one.

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Beaker Chew. twitter.com/theroxyd/statu…

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin Oh THAT Allan Gyngell. Thank you.

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OK, I’d better do this thing. This database won’t ruin itself.

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SwiftOnSecurity When you get called out and look up a fact on Wikipedia to try to salvage yourself twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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wintnation Rod Culleton has been declared legal because it is an overwhelming 400 pages long.

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@jpwarren @davispg I also am excite. I need medical help.

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@thegrugq_ebooks @dobes I have never lied about gelato. Why would I lie about gelato? Or Italian food in general?

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Oh. I have successfully the coffee and all the things.

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So this weel @realscientists is full of Australian spiders and it’s not helping anyone. twitter.com/realscientists…

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But I think our ship is busy this week. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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thegrugq_ebooks They can’t send you evil messages via satellite any more.

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[Looks at calendar.]

Ah yes, it’s 1999. I was worried for a minute there. Thanks, Malcolm.

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Turns on radio to listen to Chaser Radio.
Hears advert starting “Is your warehouse agile enough to…”
Turns off radio.

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dobes Worst Star Wars spinoff yet twitter.com/Mobute/status/…

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@ExpertOracle @riskybusiness @Kyrouz You’re right, that one doesn’t have a good track record.

[Cue Schapelle Truthers in 5… 4… 3… 2…]

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@joshgnosis Nothing has the power to make this website better.

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@IllegibleSmudge @jenn_ruth Yeah it does seem a bit of an own goal. Still, it’s an age-old scenario. I’m interested..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UC

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She also looks slightly bewildered. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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Note also that Radio Chaser is now on @TripleMSydney 1100-1300 weekdays. triplem.com.au/shows/radio-ch…

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CroweDM Now someone earning $75k repays 5.5% pa and (from 2018) that will go to 6%. No longer a “pussycat” scheme. twitter.com/CroweDM/status…

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EsmeAraresa Whenever I see Haka being performed it moves me to tears. Baby Haka is even more pure and beautiful. pic.twitter.com/LHFX47Hnq5

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NuclearAnthro NEXT TIME IT COULD HAVE A NUKE INSIDE! twitter.com/sanhotree/stat…

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theage Australian man arrested in US for overstaying visa by one hour ow.ly/nqwP30blf5W

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jenn_ruth A German rapper turned ISIS pitchman with “STR8 THUG” tattooed on his knuckles who once opened for DMX. I just can’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…C5

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damiencave Today @nytimes officially launches expanded coverage of Australia & the region. Here’s what we’re up to 1/ nytimes.com/interactive/20…

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@riskybusiness @Kyrouz Note that I haven’t really been following the story. All I know is that “lotsa drugs in a su..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cf

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thegrugq_ebooks I decided not to send me all the 0day and I promise I won’t give them to FSB, scouts honor.

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@riskybusiness @Kyrouz Possibly. I don’t want to pre-judge. Presumably those romance scams can also work on younger folk?

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@riskybusiness @Kyrouz Well Australians are friendly, and will happily help relieve strangers of their burden.

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@Kyrouz @riskybusiness Yeah, so she’s kinda fucked. At least compared with being prosecuted in Australia.

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@Kyrouz @riskybusiness Well, she’s still in Colombia. I don’t think AU would allow this, ‘cos the photo could prejudice the jury. IANAL.

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On Turnbull meeting Trump: “The allure of orthodoxy and the peril of sentimentality” by @LowyInstitute James Curran. lowyinstitute.org/the-interprete…

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theJeremyVine This line in today’s @Telegraph is pure Monty Python, as if there is only one person in the UK who can understand G..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…TH

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scottamcintyre For those of you who think “Machine Learning” and “AI” will solve all your problems, I give you: xkcd.com/1831/

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girlgerms …how perceptive of you.

Why yes. Yes I *AM* a woman. In IT. It’s not that rare, I promise.

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workmanalice The government says budget lock-up is now restricted to “professional news publications only” because of space…

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wintnation POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT - One Nation will field 11 candidates for the very last time.

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AnnieLowrey “Trump wants to be president in the way children want to be astronauts.” vox.com/policy-and-pol…

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GonzoHacker <squints suspiciously> pic.twitter.com/nCLTfJljjX

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@RachaelHasIdeas @CharlizeTheroff @jpwarren Now here, ladies and gentlemen, is a woman who’s chosen her children wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5i

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Yes, this was particularly spectacular. Looking forward to watching the whole thing in HD later today. twitter.com/WorldAndScienc…

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RadioFreeTom Last week: MOAB was a warning to North Korea
This week: Honored to meet him
Next week: mmm, cake

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NuclearAnthro If 1961 is any indication, most will go out of business next year. twitter.com/tcd004/status/…

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@franksting @R_Chirgwin Here, the forest is big enough for everyone.

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.@R_Chirgwin Seeing them too. I photographed this Little Wattlebird at @bunjaree in March 2012. A varied but distin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…RL

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.@R_Chirgwin However the thing I’ve been hearing most of is the Little Wattlebird (Anthochaera chrysoptera), a doze..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Cc

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Hey @R_Chirgwin I’ve been hearing Brown-headed Honeyeaters (Melithreptus brevirostris) in the morning lately. birdsinbackyards.net/species/Melith…

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@guruvan @semibogan I’ve heard that story. I wonder if it’s true.

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jendziura I just heard the term “broflake” and I think this is gonna change my life

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@CharlizeTheroff @RachaelHasIdeas @jpwarren The thing about a stickmixer is that there’s another way to punish him..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qP

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wintnation Bill, every green energy policy now gets you booted from Team.

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Tue plan, draft: Eggs; data wrangling; 1424 train to Sydney; editing en route; 1730 drinks and dinner; 1930 @giantDWARFhq; remainder TBA.

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“Look, Mother, I’m not saying you’re fat, but…pic.twitter.com/TI2GVD1yauau

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@irisherself But I have also heard of that one, yes. Again, I know what I’m going. Well, in this case.

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If nothing else, “uteruswashing” is a… a memorable word. [Grimace.] But “douching” is shorter. [Hangs head in shametwitter.com/i/web/status/8…uJYJ

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@misosusanowa I assume it’s like any psychoactive drug, legal or not, in that individuals’ experiences can be quite varied.

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@kpfaulkner I’m ushering in a new era of transparency.

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I thought cocaine made you happy? All that cocaine, and yet she doesn’t look happy. twitter.com/smh/status/859…

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I mean, what’s the alternative? That this judge gets his share of same-sex adoption cases and ends up ruling against them all? Arsehats.

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I find the judge’s “personal bias” obnoxious, of course, but he’s saying the court needs someone to judge according to law not opinion.

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Wait. He says he’ll “recuse himself” from such cases for pre-existing bias. Isn’t that what he’s meant to do? Leave..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eO

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.@Airbnb Do I really want to share a space with the kind of people who’d let random people sleep in their house?

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That, and that @Airbnb seem to want access to my contacts to “prove” that I exist. Also, other people are dreadful…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…20

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Colgo ‘Evaporated people’ could be disappearing from Japanese society by the thousands (via @BIAUS) businessinsider.com.au/evaporated-peo…

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@BXGD While I agree 100% with your complaint, I would never take out those beautiful birds. I just wish they weren’t so loud all at once.

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In an hour from now, there’s going to be some media about terrorisms financing and money laundering.

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Outside, today’s morning noise is brought to you by many king parrots and little wattlebirds, plus a few yellow-tailed black cockatoos.

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wintnation POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT - One Nation is the only way we will stop using coal.

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@NuclearAnthro @KarlskiB Well yes. After all, they’re essentially a marsupial cat equivalent, but they’ve never been domesticated.

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@NuclearAnthro @KarlskiB And they’ll only a little bit rip your face off.

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@ejhilbert So, you know how I linked to a news story…?

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However, @guardian, do you really think that “A fopdoodle is defined online as” is sufficient sourcing? “Oh on the internet somewhere”?Sad.

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@dmeeze @R_Chirgwin You’re retweeting that woman at me.

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TeenVogue “If Judge Nance can’t perform the basic functions of his job…then he shouldn’t be a judge.” tnvge.co/8MOa9AP

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QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL!

This is a quality quoll, and it also looks quite young…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9C

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wintnation James Ashby was not given to us, it was empty.

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I see that you’re falling for the hamburger company’s stunt marketing. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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Tuesday. Everything that is a liquid is superior to everything that is not. Tuesday.

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