Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 5th, 2017

@zzap The moment is pretty much lost now. Sigh. Timing.

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@zzap Thank you, automangle. The correct words were “brain cancer”, which is a bit different.

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So not, say, starvation or brain concerned? twitter.com/zzap/status/86…

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OH: “That cunt-faced shitshow arse-bucket…”

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I’m sure this won’t end well.

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But we can’t see her ears. This is fake news. twitter.com/latingle/statu…

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I’m sure this will end well.

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wintnation tokyo of nippon. the big important mailman apparently. mailman is a BIG WIN for farmers, small business and tourism

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Someone just described my farts as “the smell of a wet dog that’s died,” and they’re pretty much right.

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iiTalW This Friday, strike a blow and support those in the know by sharing the fair go gecko and having a sick one with a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1k

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OaaSvc Fucking ABC. twitter.com/OaaSvc/status/…

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joshgnosis @dobes I’d support @stilgherrian’s bid only if he prefixes every word he utters to Brandis with ‘cyber’

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OaaSvc @stilgherrian @joshgnosis who are the people interested in this syndicate. Please reply. Also, I have already bid, so don’t outbid me.

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OaaSvc @stilgherrian @joshgnosis @dobes I am said $270 bidder.

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@joshgnosis @dobes The bidding is already at $270 so this is why I’m suggesting people form a syndicate.

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@OaaSvc Form a syndicate, folks, and bid under that name.

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michellegrattan Bit disturbing to see Turnbull agreeing with Trump about report of phone call being fake news. He knows that’s not right

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@scottamcintyre I would be happy to be underwritten by a cartel. It seems to work in other contexts.

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@joelpmichael How dare you, that was heartfelt and lovely.

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Actually, it’d be a syndicate rather than a consortium, wouldn’t it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syndicate

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SnarkyPlatypus In other important breaking news, raising children costs money, twitter.com/TheNewDailyAu/…

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Several people are interested in making the Brandis arvo tea happen, but I don’t have headspace to organise it. You’ll have to collaborate.

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There’s some quite good stuff in this auction, include a signed copy of Paul Keating’s famous Redfern Speech. galabid.com/auction/hrlcsyd

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Can I just say that if any of you want to form a consortium to win this I wouldn’t object one bit…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…IX

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@JohnBirmingham Indeed. Thank you. As I was changing the light curves to bring out detail in the old bloke, the rest just popped into place.

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@davispg @samdastyari You just got into a shop and buy them, you know. They don’t ask for proof-of-offspring.

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@twiddlekins I don’t know. I’m not a lawyer.

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If Turnbull had been sucking any harder he’d have caused a presidential prolapse. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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Further to last night’s tweet, thanks again, @samdastyari. I encourage more politicians to explain things through s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QO

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JoelRheinberger Teddy is having either the best or the worst day of his life @Agfest_Tas pic.twitter.com/W6ZVpvv4OB

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AwkwardHolland What if I told you…
I photoshopped the same face onto every man behind Trump. Would you have noticed if I hadn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mR

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There’s a guy maybe 14 to 18 months old wandering around the library shouting “Batman! Batman! Batman!”

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wintnation We will continue to do everything we can to make sure laws requiring proof of citizenship at point of sale are enforced!

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davpope Australian Values™ pic.twitter.com/wmiwZLwYaD

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@gritfish Plus mine is a piece of photographic art, not a painting.

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@gritfish I’d like to think so. His eye was all about blocking out the structure of the image with saturation and c..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KL

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@skiddelywoo This is true. He’s already moved to the side because the shadows are creeping across.

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I might try re-editing that photo to see if I can get it to better capture what I was after.

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I see why now. Smart’s paintings are full of light. My Six Pigeons walk through a gloomy San Francisco afternoon. Appropriate tho, maybe.

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I was in San Francisco when I heard that Jeffrey Smart had died. I made this photo, “Six Pigeons for Jeffrey”. It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…up

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As I’ve said before, I love Jeffrey Smart’s work. pic.twitter.com/5eryToCSvU

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With photos like that, you can see what Jeffrey Smart was on about. Not that my composition comes near to matching..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ot

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There is an old man who, on sunny days, strips down outside the library to tan, and read. I wish he didn’t. pic.twitter.com/10iA04d6IP

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@aggerchez While you may not need to use this word, it is an important word to know.

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This is an important thread that everyone needs to understand. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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I WAS AT THIS THING AND IT WAS A VERY GOOD THING SO YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS THING OTHERWISE YOU ARE A SILLY THING..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…79

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TrainsInfo Social Media team; bringing people together since 2014. pic.twitter.com/xJ8E8DDTib

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ddowza This is a perfect snapshot as to how the internet can warp people’s sense of scale. twitter.com/frayserclick/s…

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Fortunately, those who lead the charge are the ones who get machine-gunned to death first so there’s that to look forward to.

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At least they think they’re the future of work, and keep telling themselves they are. And then we look at what, say..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xz

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Careful listeners will have noticed a certain hypocrisy in those last two tweets.

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We all do, Jonathan. We all do. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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Yeah this is why I should stay off Twitter for a while. twitter.com/WulfKhan/statu…

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JohnHultquist Just buy a sports car like everyone else dude. twitter.com/business/statu…

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PREMIUMPONCHO Hello human I am a normal bird allow me to perch atop your liquid-filled torso. pic.twitter.com/0eHX42QNsY

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@jennylmackinnon @paulbam3 @bunjaree @R_Chirgwin Yep yep. You just make a list, and then just make sure to DO it.

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JamesBlunt I suck cock for coke. RT @COYS28: @JamesBlunt if you tweet me, I’ll make whatever you say my yearbook quote

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@jennylmackinnon @paulbam3 @bunjaree That’s actually something I’ve been thinking about. Birds, flowers, scenic vie..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8P

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James_Jeffrey It’s getting a bit end stage twitter.com/CliveFPalmer/s…

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.@bunjaree No, I’ve never worked in marketing. Why do you ask?

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.@bunjaree types would say I should’ve provided a link, but if you can’t click through a Twitter profile you’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qN

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It’s going to be a lovely weekend here in the upper Blue Mountains and there’s plenty of room at @bunjaree. It’s not too late to book.

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paulkidd Happy 199th birthday to Karl Marx, author of The Communist Manifesto, Das Kapital, and other light classics, born i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…z7

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Jeff_Sparrow ‘The oil and gas company Santos has admitted its business plans are based on a climate change scenario of a 4C rise in global temperatures’

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RaniaG I would call it twitter.com/haaretzcom/sta…

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CanadianForces reports Nova Scotia exercise is in the Arctic! ow.ly/OUTI30brrVK pic.twitter.com/pXagWL55Zz

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joshgondelman At the very least, you’ve got to use a smaller font, guys. pic.twitter.com/nlnoymR96h

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BlogsofWar “I can’t take this crap anymore” twitter.com/cbsnews/status…

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@ashabeeeee @macgibbon There’s also this idea that when the world gets challenging we retreat into fantasy. The ext..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mj

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@ashabeeeee @macgibbon I think it’s even broader than that. There are waves of when “knowing things” (science, tech..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…18

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.@macgibbon @ashabeeeee So, folks, what’s the Cyber Age equivalent to the New Math idiocy of the Space Age? May I s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…c3

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.@macgibbon @ashabeeeee As eSafety Commissioner, @macgibbon compared it to the 20-year process of getting ready for..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sx

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“Cyber education needs to start in primary school: @macgibbon” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/cyber-…

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BraddJaffy Trump tonight denied he had a contentious phone call with Australia’s prime minister then confirmed it several seco..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…di

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Fri plan, additional whinge: I really, really loathe those mornings full of Annoying Side Effects, but that is being addressed soon.

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Fri plan, such that it is: Wait for the shaking to stop (done); wander to Katoomba (soon); certain work in the library; remainder TBA.

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kylegriffin1 Oh boy. @NYDailyNews just posted tomorrow’s front page. pic.twitter.com/pVV6N93Duf

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wintnation I’ve gotta clean the damn balcony to put the safety and prosperity of Australians first.

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@dekrazee1 @nehadk I’ll remember that this afternoon when I go to the ATM machine, enter my PIN number, and get money to buy some chai tea.

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REMINDER: President Trumble’s website has a photo pre-made for memes. pic.twitter.com/xSFjBXpQbQ

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Official transcript of the Trump-Trumble joint press conference. pm.gov.au/media/2017-05-…

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@nehadk That’s still not a bad reason.

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@nehadk @bigyahu @dekrazee1 @paulwallbank Can I admit that the way I remember it now is that The Ghan was named aft..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wr

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@nehadk @bigyahu @dekrazee1 @paulwallbank Heh. And then you’d have to write it so it could detect correct vs incorr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Mm

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@dekrazee1 @nehadk @bigyahu @paulwallbank Yeah I know that. Previously I was one of those drips.

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JustinWolfers Watch this whole exchange—there’s no indication that Trump knows the name of the Australian PM sitting next to him.pic.twitter.com/Tno0rpi1Hqq

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GonzoHacker Normalize Guillotines

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snurbbotinfo Mind you, we’re fukt.

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@nehadk @bigyahu @dekrazee1 @paulwallbank You are going to spend your whole life trying to fix that, you know.I mea..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xc

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@joelpmichael @GreenJ Maybe even cheaper if you get one from the markets and it’s got a PLA keystroke logger in it.

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@joelpmichael @GreenJ This too is true. What’s a non-brand mechanical keyboard cost these days? $20 I guess?

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SenSanders Thank you Mr. Trump for admitting that universal health care is the better way to go. I’ll be sure to quote you on..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4R

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Seriously, folks, you should watch this. This is a truly magnificent example of American Political Rhetoric, and yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lH

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@CharmaineTT @GreenJ See, people notice that. Just swap a couple over. M and N, or shuffle U, I, and O.

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CillizzaCNN Feels like Keith might be pulling punches here… twitter.com/KeithOlbermann…

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joshgnosis Audio compression is political correctness. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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I too am not surprised to see @ChuckTingle in here. He’s been doing this stuff for quite a while. I really should s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…HH

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@GreenJ If you’re really worried, take all the keycaps off, wash them in soapy water and rinse, and wash the main b..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…75

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@GreenJ You can wash many keyboards in a dishwasher. This is not a troll. cnet.com/au/news/the-di…

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PeteLawler If Trump comes to Tassie for golf, I’ma go all @JaneyGodley on him. Who’s with me? pic.twitter.com/jdpXemm7TM

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@TraceySpicer Excellent. Well enjoy your day up there, and I hope you get some breaks.

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snurbbotinfo Jeebus, don’t think about Tony Abbott.

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snurbbotinfo Will there be an invisible onion?

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Right. I think the Annoying Side Effects have subsided sufficiently. Time to attempt a few actual tasks.

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Not “Let’s fill some of the government’s needs”, but “Let’s blockchain all the things”. Cart, meet horse. twitter.com/BitGord/status…

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Yes, it looks like they’ve put @TraceySpicer in Sydney TARDIS 3 and she’ll starve up there. There’s no green room…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4z

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@CharlizeTheroff We had a quoll amble along the verandah here at @bunjaree, only 2m from me. Didn’t get a camera up..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…EQ

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davpope Phew! They squeezed him in for 30 minutes during driving practice. pic.twitter.com/wajyo1eATk

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See, you people, a quoll is a proper animal. Excellent quoll work here. 12/10. twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…

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dobes We were always at war with Trumble twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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mjg59 I think I have some conceptual concerns with this pic.twitter.com/hRqbZoQf0l

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I’m particularly liking the body language here. twitter.com/Kieran_Gilbert…

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AndrewBGreene New York protest pic.twitter.com/wslrBziGlr

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Galahs are useless. If these were sulphur-crested cockatoos they’d be eating the infrastructure. twitter.com/alexkidman/sta…

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jmsclee This guy is about to send a solicitor’s letter to the sealion enclosure at London Zoo pic.twitter.com/1hKO1MafTw

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@riskybusiness Thank you. I’ll be right in an hour, maybe 90 minutes. I’ve seen this particular Annoying Side Effec..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UZ

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sovietvisuals ‘Honest work for the good of society: he who does not work, does not eat.” 1965 Soviet poster. pic.twitter.com/Evc6MSpnr1

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burgotastic You’d think they could have booked a meeting room or something instead twitter.com/Qldaah/status/…

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Still, that dream I just woke from was particularly baroque in its complexity. I’ll just lie here shaking for a while.

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Oh we’re going to have an Annoying Side Effects morning, are we? FFS. It’ll take a little more time to sort out this bit. Sigh.

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GrogsGamut Two years ago today

(pic by @mearesy) pic.twitter.com/A5MO02ce33

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[Dissolves into coughing fit.]

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I really should stop.

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@SteveMolk TORTOISES TORTOISES TORTOISES TORTOISES TORTOISES TORTOISES TORTOISES TORTOISES.

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daveweigel This is a very strange cover of King Crimson’s “Elephant Talk.” twitter.com/SenSherrodBrow…

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@scottamcintyre Well as long as you don’t rush these things.

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I should probably stop now, because I don’t think I’m helping.

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Well you’re no fun.

Pew pew pew cyber cyber. twitter.com/rachael_falk/s…

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MalwareJake Hey e-Discovery folks, take note. This is a brilliant way to comply while making processing a huge pain in the butt. twitter.com/TimCushing/sta…

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girlziplocked Jesus handed the lepers a bill he knew they could not afford to pay. He laughed. “Should have sold your iPhones and bought a better plan!”⛪️

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girlziplocked Jesus said unto his disciples, “No, I will not cure him. Don’t be stupid. That’s a pre-existing condition.”

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Bowenchris The people of Fairfield City respond brilliantly to Mark Latham’s attacks: pic.twitter.com/jyuXmgzD15

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RichardTuffin It’s Friday.

You know what to do people. twitter.com/winemarlboroug…

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LukewSavage Tfw you think being morally superior is the same thing as actually winning because you live inside a piece of Aaron..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…IO

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wintnation you are ill informed and ignorant of the Peter principle - cool

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“Building a new Tor that can resist next-generation state surveillance” from @arstechnica with stupid illo choice. arstechnica.co.uk/security/2016/…

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How is Women’s Weekly a monthly magazine? Why dogs? Is a duck? Fork? Cheezels. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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ClickHole Beautiful. pic.twitter.com/FzZ9tipSgY

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Viss so, you know.
watching a live drone feed … tracking.. boats?
off the coast of florida? pic.twitter.com/rCI1ASmsCF

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DrDestructoDome Just so we’re clear: People with pre existing mental health conditions have access to firearms and not healthcare.

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LotteLeicht1 Sickening: A group of grinning men congratulating each other after voting to remove coverage&care from millions of..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gd

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Viss what the hell.
seriously? twitter.com/lukapusic/stat…

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thegrugq_ebooks capability: I can throw a rock through your window

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wintnation We have been a lucky country so lets not push our luck.

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TheOnion Trump Voter Feels Betrayed By President After Reading 800 Pages Of Queer Feminist Theory pic.twitter.com/TZX9uaANRc

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Friday. It tickles. Friday.

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