Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 16th, 2017

I have to be up early tomorrow so I’m going away now.

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@PolemiCol @Heresy_Corner But yes I think the QI theme is dreadful.

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@johnthelutheran I quite like BuzzFeed’s stock photography kitschwork.

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@PolemiCol @Heresy_Corner Also, you shouldn’t fry beef. Roast or grilled is better. Well, a stir-fry would be OK.

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I don’t care about your train feels.

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And here come the train feels.

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Sydney to Canberra in three hours isn’t much of an ambition. twitter.com/abcnewsCanberr…

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FletaTheTweeter Didn’t realise Andrew Barr was so strong ( ) twitter.com/abcnewsCanberr…

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@NSLpodcast “Well I’m not sure that distinction means that much any more in this context.” Ouch. 2/2

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@NSLpodcast “… if you’re especially concerned about intelligence not being shared with the Russians.”
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Heresy_Corner Amazingly, it turns out that Donald Trump and Stephen Fry have something in common pic.twitter.com/A7tKNtGb2J

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@wolfcat They’re damn clever, these law professors in Texas.

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Listening to the National Security Law Podcast @NSLpodcast “Disclosing Secrets to the Russians Makes Me WannaCry” nationalsecuritylawpodcast.com/episode-18-dis…

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wintnation It seems the world is fast waking up to the fact that it’s completely wrong

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@Taco_Lad @NewtonMark Here’s the sequence of getting the missile up out of the bunker to the surface. The raising i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Yy

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@LapTop006 @NewtonMark Well that’s rather nice. I’ll try to track down some higher-quality recordings.

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@Taco_Lad @NewtonMark This is where I was recording. The Nike-Hercules missile on the elevator, doors open, elevato..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yg

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@Taco_Lad @NewtonMark I might re-cut some time to get a more realistic fade at the end. In reality at that point al..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mY

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riskybusiness North Korea used an NSA exploit stolen by Russia to deploy malware that ransoms data in exchange for cryptocurrency.

Just saying it aloud.

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@NewtonMark Excellent. It was also pretty damn loud.

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@Ratter @Taco_Lad The conventions for reporting allegations of as-yet-unproven crimes are to avoid potential defama..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sb

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@Ratter @Taco_Lad If quotes weren’t there, it means ABC is already accepting the wage theft as fact, but that’s for a court to decide.

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@Ratter @Taco_Lad Not scare quotes. It’s an actual quote, indicating they were the words Sheldon used to describe events.

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@CriminalShow “Stories of people who’ve done wrong, been wronged, or gotten caught somewhere in the middle.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j8

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Listening @CriminalShow “Officer Talon” (Oct 2015) thisiscriminal.com/episode-29-off… It follows a North Carolina police dog his handler.

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@sclark_melbs @Colgo I’m always happy to Google things for you, Mr Clark.

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wintnation Coal is the only major political party in Australia, it just claimed three seats in only fifty days.

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@sclark_melbs @Colgo No no, it’s not “on their books” as in accounting. It’s talking about your own portfolio of in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Qm

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@Colgo Never heard of it, but it seems to have positive meaning investorwords.com/8436/talking_m… as well as negative..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kO

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“‘You can be a bogan and wear Gucci’: Why menswear is gaining pace in fashion scene” abc.net.au/news/2017-05-1… “Fashi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ms

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meakoopa this tweet is from 2015. twitter.com/ditzkoff/statu…

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KetanJ0 ………………………………………………………………………………………………………twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Si

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TheMediaTweets I see what they’ve done there (via @skellynj). pic.twitter.com/Qo6IHOZv4P

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2FBS The most amazing thing about this is the journo couldn’t rotate a photo and had to rotate his entire monitor twitter.com/SopanDeb/statu…

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marcuskelson make sure you have the sound on for this… twitter.com/bobby/status/8…

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MaggieAstor “An aide who was walking by deflected an inquiry about the Post piece, saying: ‘I’m dealing with other dumpster fir..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QZ

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benpobjie “Bernie would’ve won” twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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twitchiebitch Colleague has just pointed out I say, ‘Fuck me!’ every time I open an email.

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DanteAtkins On the bright side, Trump finally found the leaker in the White House.

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@dobes @bernietb As I said, I did nothing inappropriate with the nuclear weapons.

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“White House Staff ‘Hiding’ as Russia Chaos Engulfs West Wing” thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/… Magnificent. pic.twitter.com/45UrzN7Irk

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thedailybeast NEW: White House staff literally goes into “hiding” as Russia chaos descends upon the West Wing..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xT

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mikerugnetta I would like to respectfully request we start tweeting this panel now instead. pic.twitter.com/nRniTBMmVa

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So that whole “railway station catching fire” thing is from a year and a half ago, and it’s still going. You people are arseholes.

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@NewtonMark I believe @NewtonMark can attest to the efficacy of the emergency alert ringtone, which sounds when he receives an SMS message.

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Hi @NewtonMark, new ringtone for you! Warning blasts before starting the elevator to raise a Nike-Hercules missile. stilgherrian.com/wp-content/upl…

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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING DEVELOPMENT. twitter.com/indigoid/statu…

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So this is the top of the press release I received four hours ago UNDER EMBARGO. This is shocking news, right? pic.twitter.com/BpzTMfgATc

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus No no no. The Unnamed Country was pissed off that their intel had been passed to Russia by Trump.

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is why I’ll be keeping a close eye on the blogues over the next few days. Also, follow the oil pipelines.

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timjhogan New look! Trump Hotel. So hot right now. pic.twitter.com/pjgTnkfOcv

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Ah, so it’s Jordan not Israel. Fair enough. (Based on ambiguous OSINT.)

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@jonoabroad This isn’t the cleverest place to point these nukes either, which is why they raise the launcher first. pic.twitter.com/T7v0eOJcPs

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bellvisuals Had a lot of fun projecting on Trump hotel pic.twitter.com/FlFr2ITJtj

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moorehn Quiet shoutout to the Washington Post for careful writing and editing of a potentiallu historic story. That’s not easy even for pros.

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@CptHollingworth If Katyusha were armed with 300 kiloton nuclear warheads, yes.

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@NuclearAnthro So basically you could sit 500 miles off an enemy naval base and, with a few missiles, sink everything in it.

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Yes, @NuclearAnthro. “Warhead: 1000 kg conventional or 200-350 kt nuclear”.

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Details of those SS-N-3 Shaddock missiles. Nearly 12m long, weight 5000kg i.e. five tons. Range 450km or 750km…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tM

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The main role of these Soviet missile cruisers was to shadow US and UK carrier tasks groups and, when the nukes went up, wipe them out.

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Yes, the Kynda-class carried right of these SS-N-3 missiles (NATO reporting name: Shaddock) but once they’re gone t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9j

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Ah yes, back in the Cold War, I was always thinking the Soviet cruisers looked way more threatening than NATO’s…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bo

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@NewtonMark @twiddlekins That does look like a nice thing to sit in with the engine running.

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voterdye Apparently someone is projecting this on the Trump hotel in DC right: pic.twitter.com/TmohYBSwef

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Further to that, it does seem that I’ll be in Sydney tomorrow morning and probably for the rest of the day. I think.

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Tue plan, update: Plan the remainder of the month, given all these emails. Suggestions welcome, and ignored.

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Milkipedia The first rule about Dunning Kruger Club is you don’t know you’re in Dunning Kruger Club. twitter.com/umairh/status/…

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@jenny_sinclair What a rebel, eh? Nah, but I will do is tweet the headline at exactly 1500.

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JamColley everything is clickhole pic.twitter.com/gjesPX8Axt

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jimsciutto Tomorrow National Security Advisor H. R. McMaster will join @PressSec for WH briefing.

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Listening to @lawfarepodcast “Emergency Edition: Trump Gives Classified Material to the Russians” lawfareblog.com/lawfare-podcas…

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wintnation They need to understand the dangers of the current fast slow cooker - I truly recommend it

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@cafuego I will run some reviews in the next podcast. Again, thank you.

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JM77 Modern Toilet is a toilet themed restaurant in - and there’s actually a chain of them…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3y

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KyleKulinski These may be the best tweets of all time. pic.twitter.com/DFgrPEyRCZ

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Susan_Hennessey Former ODNI GC Bob Litt joins @benjaminwittes and me to talk through what tonight’s news means for intel sharing an..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0D

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larryoreilly123 @DocuSign Seems like you guys got hacked. My private email that NO ONE knew is being used in a phishing scam with your name on it. Not good!

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@FlyOpineMonkey @NewtonMark That’s the same sort of thing again, yes.

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@cafuego And in practice you have, it seems. I just received an email about a great deal of cider, thank you so much!

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@KarlskiB @NewtonMark Indeed. It’s basically a 21st century re-make of the Douglas A-1 Skyraider…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bl

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@NewtonMark I also just love the idea of something being called the Super Toucan. pic.twitter.com/bWODlpNCmN

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Just quietly, I think @NewtonMark would love to have an Embraer EMB 314 Super Tucano. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embraer_E… So wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qx

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allytbrett Beware of a pretty legit looking @DocuSign email going around! The from email address gave it away “..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…IE

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passantino Roger Stone, joining Alex Jones on live broadcast, claims effort is underway to oust Trump over Alzheimer’s disease..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…um

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That’s not really a very attractive image, is it.

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I’ve pushed so much big data so far into the cloud that it’ll rain blood for the next 40 days. twitter.com/cafuego/status…

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@DrParnassus @riskybusiness @dobes @nphair If that’s the case here, they just failed this term’s “assignment”.

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@riskybusiness @dobes @nphair @DrParnassus This is something I don’t understand. Though DPRK uses its students, bas..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zj

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wintnation I felt that burn all the way to Broken Hill

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@riskybusiness @dobes @nphair I haven’t read the analysis yet, but will probably do so this evening. It fits with D..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FF

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@JuzZelig @zdnetaustralia Indeed. I often wonder why people get so worked up over such trivia.

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Re-plug: Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday:”Hey cyber techbros, smugly yelling ‘patch and back-up’ won’t fix ransomware” zdnet.com/article/hey-cy…

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farhip Trump-intel story has broken @washingtonpost’s record for most concurrently viewed story, exceeding Trump/”Access Hollywood” scoop of 10/8.

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DafnaLinzer Last seven days: pic.twitter.com/iA5Io6HgqA

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Maybe… and this is the spooky bit… MAYBE THEY TOLD EACH OTHER SIMULTANEOUSatwitter.com/riskybusiness/…ggKm

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SopanDeb Amazing. Trump’s body man Keith Schiller accidentally showed Mattis’s phone number. A Wa Po reporter called it…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…po

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ktumulty I bet it’s a three-scoop night in the White House.

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“A Middle Eastern ally that closely guards its own secrets,” you say? I wonder who that might be. twitter.com/loisromano/sta…

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@R_Chirgwin Maybe you could enumerate the things you reckon are pointless.

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@TaiwanNews886 Ah! That makes a lot more sense. Thanks for getting back to me.

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semibogan It 👏 is 👏 not 👏 NSA’s 👏 job 👏 to 👏 keep 👏 vendor 👏 software 👏 secure.

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HAHAHAHAHA. The embargo lifts at 1500 today, so in four hours. YES I WILL RUSH TO READ THIS BLEEDING-OBVIOUS THING RATHER THAN OTHER NEWS.

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Oh FFS, I’ve just receive an UNDER EMBARGO press release about a survey which reveals something so fundamentally obvious it not at all news.

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@riskybusiness Why the fuck stonewall on something that’s already out there? @alliecoyne

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“Absurdist Existentialism” how very dare you.

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@riskybusiness @dobes I know. :) I mean, we’re all having fun these last few days, right?

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@riskybusiness @dobes Or pretty sensible, because they successfully deflected blame in so many news stories.

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@ssharwood @riskybusiness @dobes Oh, I think I just got the press release you’re referring to. The one about disaster recovery?

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@simonjulian These incidents are not unknown. I’ve seen stories of free passes for students, community health organisations etc.

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@riskybusiness @dobes Hang on, the first point. They won’t even tell you whether they have service or not?

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HAHAHAHAHA. If Netflix didn’t pay the ransom for Orange Is The New Black, what makes these twats think someone woul..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dx

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chris23 “Good dub sounds like the recording studio itself has begun to hallucinate.” twitter.com/chrisjosiffe/s…

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@bernietb @dobes Look, since we’re posting screenshots… This is the respect I getpic.twitter.com/zwnYfIukhaha

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All my words are decent.

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@riskybusiness I’m going to reply to them all tomorrow with a don’t-bother boilerplate citing just this sort of bandwagon PR BS.

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Everyone deserves a pony too, but shut up and eat your vegetables, Princess. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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WynRichards Wise millennials save their avocados pic.twitter.com/xsGlhuJka6

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MatthewBevan Was hoping they were threatening to delete it forever but no. twitter.com/newscomauhq/st…

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I’m Stilgherrian, and I approve this message. twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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Beastie Boys were not specially known for their shoegazeriness.

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Remembering the night I rushed straight from the end of a Beastie Boys gig to the start of a Ride gig. Talk about a transition.

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@jon_lawrence @SnarkyPlatypus I was SO tempted then to say “Who’s Kurt Cobain?” but I figured you’d know I was fibbing.

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@franksting Oh I certainly agree. I was just extending your point with my previous thoughts.

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jpwarren There are enough people in America taking opiates that there is a market for a drug to counteract Opiate Induced Constipation.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Another tactic is to get you talking, then at the end saying, “I notice in all of the you didn’t sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1d

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@SnarkyPlatypus It is not a good choice it is trolling. But yes, triggering thoughts by presenting you with a conce..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Rp

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Tue plan, initial draft: Eggs; look at all* the new emails; plan the remainder of the day, and even week. Suggestions welcome, and ignored.

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JohnBarronUSA Hoo boy. twitter.com/Carrasquillo/s…

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Scott Morrison has let himself go. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Nearly all these maps of untargeted “attacks” are a population map. Or perhaps of some function:

(X * population_d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cC

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wintnation It’s a time for positive change, vote Pauline Hansons One Nation to stop this

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@jon_lawrence @SnarkyPlatypus Also, who the fuck would write an upbeat song about L’Étranger? That’s insane.

Oh wait.

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@jon_lawrence @SnarkyPlatypus The great irony is that The Cure doesn’t really cure anything.

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@mercuryiss @abc730 @dobes @nphair @DanTehanWannon @hacklabs Sigh. Who in their right mind would listen to @hacklabs, let along twice?

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s the title that came up, and I understand. Meanwhile L’Étranger is about “absurdist existenti..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dG

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“Clinical psychologist” is just a fancy word for “troll”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d not heard that term before. A book? I was told (not by him?) to read Albert Camus’ L’Étranger…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0X

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taosecurity Or the Spanish Inquisition. twitter.com/cristingoodwin…

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@jon_lawrence Thank you. I’ve had a bit of blowback, but to be honest not as much as I’d expected. That said, I don’t read the comments.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. Meanwhile I’m at 20 / 7 / 18, which on the middle one is a massive improvement. Yes.

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umairh exactly. paul the man becomes paul the sandworm god. the divine right of kings. l’etat c’est moi. etc. good times twitter.com/joshtpm/status…

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@dobes @PeteLawler @abc730 Well if you cyber all weekend eventually someone turns up with a camera. Known fact.

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@abc730 That @abc730 yarn contains @dobes (who’s been tracking the worm “all weekend”) @nphair @DanTehanWannon..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Wg

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“Massive cyber attack exposes critical weaknesses around world” by @abc730 and all all-star cast. abc.net.au/7.30/content/2…

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LosFelizDaycare Macchiato (41 weeks) has been so despondent lately that zhe won’t baby sign anything other than “but her emails.”

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Hey cyber techbros, smugly yelling ‘patch and back-up’ won’t fix ransomware” zdnet.com/article/hey-cy…

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@iain_chalmers @swearyanthony I support this underwear plan, and vice versa.

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I’d missed this one: “Meth Smokers Tried To Enter NSA HQ With Guns, Drugs And A Grenade” (Oct 2016) forbes.com/sites/thomasbr…

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“Who’s Behind The Ransomware Pandemic? One Small Clue Points To North Korea”, writes @iblametom forbes.com/sites/thomasbr…

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wintnation I’m an Australian Senator and you have made my mentions worse, which I did not think was possible

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wintnation If you didn’t vote you don’t get the sizzle you’re a goose.

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@sylmobile I’m not sure whether the two are connected, but I’m not likely to complains.

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Oh good, not too much hate mail.

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Tuesday. The signals are temporarily, and of the wrong type. Tuesday.

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OK, really gorn now.

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PaulCunningham Boomers: millennials should save more money to afford houses, health care and education

Also boomers: omg millenni..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Qh

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peterdaou Whoa. @morningmika said Kellyanne Conway would “shill for Trump” then when the cameras were off would say, “blech, I need to take a shower.”

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gcluley Yes, it does feel bad paying ransomware extortionists. But get a sense of proportion… have you ever flown with Ryanair?

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@firstdogonmoon If they’re hosted in the US, or their DNS is, hit their provider with a DMCA takedown notice. Can help with that tomorrow.

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