Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

May 19th, 2017

Right. To bed to read, because nought else is happening. Much as always. Gorn.

via TweetDeck

@AttardMon @James_Jeffrey Sounds like he’s the kind of guy who’d set up that whole scene then.

via TweetDeck in reply to AttardMon

@kcarruthers @NewtonMark @twiddlekins @bpatt81 Roos are much more than a picnic. You can feed the family for a week off just one.

via TweetDeck in reply to kcarruthers

x0rz what? 🤔😂 pic.twitter.com/xGSgdfeLJo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:37 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Google Translate gives “Marine Boy Marine” then “Marine Boy”. Its Japanese voice is disturbingly schoolgirl…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aF

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@JustJimWillDo What happens on a flying submarine patrol boat stays on a flying submarine patrol boat.

via TweetDeck in reply to JustJimWillDo

I can’t help but think that “Marine The Sea Bottom Boy” would be a different concept. Then again… pic.twitter.com/YPsUJEVKgg

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

The Japanese title of Marine Boy is 海底少年マリン. Wikipedia has it as “Undersea Boy Marine” but another site has as “Marine The Sea Bottom Boy”.

via TweetDeck

@mavsmum @markhumphries He’s also a lovely human being, but don’t let him know I said that.

via TweetDeck in reply to mavsmum

“Listening To Blade Runner”, being an excellent analysis by @TheeNerdwriter youtube.com/watch?v=4T_sSS… (8 min)

via TweetDeck

nehadk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Se

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:50 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@lgc27 The images sort of ring a bell for me, but I can’t have watched it regularly.

via TweetDeck in reply to lgc27

@lgc27 Or “The Wonder 3” in the original Japanese, with a much better theme song! youtube.com/watch?v=eFDslP…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@paulkidd @NewtonMark Generations of Ecuadorian diplomats will serve their apprenticeship by feeling the Ancient As..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…US

via TweetDeck in reply to paulkidd

@lgc27 Or, for that matter, “Gigantor”? His power is in your hand. youtube.com/watch?v=jNEKhx…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@lgc27 Oh Dear God! So who else remembers the “Prince Planet” theme song? youtube.com/watch?v=9QDlkj…

via TweetDeck in reply to lgc27

@twiddlekins @NewtonMark @bpatt81 And that was on walking past, in a good mood.

via TweetDeck in reply to twiddlekins

PA Sweden’s Director of Public Prosecution has decided to discontinue the investigation into WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:23 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@NewtonMark @twiddlekins @bpatt81 I’ve gone over the bonnet of a car like that, windscreen and all. I don’t recommend it. It hurts.

via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

70s_party Strong and stable

(via ruthreichl typepad) pic.twitter.com/ybZ5XGdyaw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:17 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark To be clear, mass murder and serial killing are completely different things.

via TweetDeck in reply to R_Chirgwin

patrickcoomans Decryption Tool Released; Unlock Files Without Paying Ransom
..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…T2

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:14 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@MikeCarlton01 @PaulBongiorno I gather the propulsion system is significantly different from the Spanish LHD class..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…RJ

via TweetDeck in reply to MikeCarlton01

thewetmale tfw you do good tweets pic.twitter.com/U85cs9AAX9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:09 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

One does get that impression, yes. twitter.com/jleyden/status…

via TweetDeck

Congrats also to Chris Cameron @nzherald for taking out the sports photo prize. This is just astounding. twitter.com/NPA_NZ/status/…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@NewtonMark @bpatt81 Well sheep are pre-padded for your motoring excellence.

via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

Congratulations to EVERYONE involved in this photo. The cops. The crims. The sheep. And, I guess, @bpatt81. Fantast..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…t3

via TweetDeck

@marcuskelson Now playing: 801, “Tomorrow Never Knows” (Live) youtube.com/watch?v=UkGXUn… Again, obvioiusly.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@MichaelH_PhD @marcuskelson I’ve got to pull my vinyl out of storage because I, too, have a copy of “Lone Rhino”.

via TweetDeck in reply to MichaelH_PhD

@marcuskelson Not you, obviously. I mean the punters out there on this web site.

via TweetDeck in reply to marcuskelson

@marcuskelson Now playing: 801, “Baby’s On Fire” (Live) youtube.com/watch?v=kFkQ-d… Because of course.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Histreepix Ernest Hemingway boxes Chinua Achebe for the Nobel Prize in Literature. Ogidi, Nigeria, 1954. pic.twitter.com/D7L62hQb5N

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:42 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

deanog If anyone has lost a cat in Ballarat Central, there’s one in my back yard. Very friendly. I might keep it pic.twitter.com/n2qCppGCDJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:42 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@marcuskelson You may not have heard of Adrian Belew, but here’s who he’s played with or for…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…S0

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@marcuskelson Now playing: Adrian Belew: “Big Electric Cat” off the album “Lone Rhino” youtube.com/watch?v=O_kk8m… pic.twitter.com/fMU6VOl2XF

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@marcuskelson LOOK I’D ALREADY STOPPED LISTENING TO EMERSON LAKE & PALMER THERE’S NO NEED TO CUT OFF MY ELECTRICITY.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

And the only rational response is to drown yourself. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

via TweetDeck

@marcuskelson I’d forgotten about that tediously shit keyboard solo.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

I draw the line at Jethro Tull though.

via TweetDeck

@marcuskelson It also got to #2 on the UK singles chart in 1977, so explain to me how the fuck that happened.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

You knew what would happen.

via TweetDeck

@marcuskelson Christ, it goes for nine minutes. Whatever did humanity do to deserve this?

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@marcuskelson Now playing, because I hate myself: Emerson, Lake & Palmer, “Fanfare For The Common Man” youtube.com/watch?v=c2zurZ…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@marcuskelson @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus For me it was [gulp] Bowie, King Crimson, early Genesis, [gulp] Yes, Tang..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dG

via TweetDeck in reply to marcuskelson

@marcuskelson Now playing: King Crimson, “21st Century Schizoid Man (Live)” youtube.com/watch?v=GkNumV… Because why the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6c

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@marcuskelson Oh, that’s a crappy dub. Clipping distortion. Fuckin’ useless YouTube users.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@marcuskelson Now playing: Robert Fripp & Peter Gabriel, “Here Comes The Flood” youtube.com/watch?v=7wS8V8…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@R_Chirgwin @marcuskelson @SnarkyPlatypus Is it possible to stay awake all the way through?

via TweetDeck in reply to R_Chirgwin

Mind you, “Exposure” was co-written by Peter Gabriel, and that opens up another whole can of worms, right @marcuskelson?

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Now playing: Robert Fripp, “Exposure” youtube.com/watch?v=hzFsDQ…

via TweetDeck

@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus I’m going to have to explain the joke, aren’t I. Or can you manage to muddle your way through this?

via TweetDeck in reply to jonoabroad

@SnarkyPlatypus Actually didn’t I do a whole podcast about that once?

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@SnarkyPlatypus Brian Eno should stick to curating non-threatening arts festivals for boomers for whom Talking Head..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UD

via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus Oh yes. And the U2 ones, turning them from an adequate pub band in a scaffolding for Bono’s hyperin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JG

via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus Where does Bran Eno fit into this? You can’t pin everything on him.

via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@R_Chirgwin You can just close the window, Richard.

via TweetDeck in reply to R_Chirgwin

@SnarkyPlatypus I really don’t know enough of Ponies to make that work though.

via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

spencerchen I just laid the audio from the Blade Runner 2049 trailer to the new Google Assistant ad.

I’m scared. Literally no..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:30 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Along with Kimba the White Lion and the Summer Wing Ponies. At least until they were all rescued by Marine Boy. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

via TweetDeck

wintnation cant wiat to see what it is we’re all fighting fo.r…

via wintnation (retweeted on 5:17 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Dear Britain, please show this to all your young people today. youtube.com/watch?v=shIOZd… It’s by Mr @JonathanPieNews. youtube.com/watch?v=shIOZd…

via TweetDeck

Imagine if this was your life now. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…

via TweetDeck

thetowncrier The @australian seems to be under the impression that @TPG_Telecom has launched a bid for Fairfax … pic.twitter.com/mQli1pi0mK

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:07 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@evilsnoofy Erm, there’s kinda laws relating to this.

via TweetDeck in reply to evilsnoofy

wintnation A political social experiment is about to have its power plug pulled from Hazelwood.

via wintnation (retweeted on 4:49 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@anusha_srini Will 6,000,000 in Vietnamese Dong (VND) do? I can do that.

via TweetDeck in reply to anusha_srini

@ResignInShame Isn’t Pleutates that exercise thing?

via TweetDeck in reply to ResignInShame

Sydney is ramshackle at best.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Also, Sydney is kinda screwed for the evening because it doesn’t work properly if it rains. Or if it doesn’t rain, for that matter.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

The pleuting is coming from the north and looks like it’s settling in for the night. Also, with luck, a thunderstor..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wx

via Twitter for iPhone

GenChuckYeager It will never replace sex twitter.com/LarsKluge/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:34 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@Kate_McClymont I can’t wait for the six-part TV miniseries.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

“Steve Barrett spoke to A Current Affair about ATO tax fraud scoop amid arrests” by @Kate_McClymont smh.com.au/business/steve…

via TweetDeck

ReidParker_ I’m at Woolworths and have heard three staff members in three different parts of the store complaining about pay and HR.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:31 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

I didn’t realise the AFP did most-wanted posters. twitter.com/s_bridges/stat…

via TweetDeck

32, but the PR calling me already knew they’d be number 32. Hilarity ensued.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@riskybusiness @AnttiKurittu You are a bad person, @AnttiKurittu. In the best possible way.

via TweetDeck in reply to riskybusiness

This is very good and you should watch it. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

via TweetDeck

I HOPE YOU HAVE ALL SEEN THIS EXCELLENT BEAR-ORIENTED CONTENT. twitter.com/ABC7News/statu…

via TweetDeck

caseyjohnellis tip: you can tell if twitter is back up by the number of people tweeting that twitter is down

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:37 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@NewtonMark Easy. Twitter’s goal is to maximise “engagement”, important to them. Third-party clients serve their customers.

via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

@NewtonMark And yet that, and the mobile app, are where the vast majority of punters are.

via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

KrangTNelson RIP roger ailes pic.twitter.com/1NB8wIX7US

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:34 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

HirokoTabuchi Oh dear.. a study into the mental resilience of journalists taraswart.com/research/ pic.twitter.com/mn8RKwAtJm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:34 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@jonoabroad It’s a bear. It can shit wherever the hell it wants as far as I’m concerned.

via TweetDeck in reply to jonoabroad

Ah, such true Australian patriots! [Wipes tear from eye.] twitter.com/TawarRazaghi/s…

via TweetDeck

jryderau Abbott tells press “Unlike the PM, I can Netflix and chill all by myself.” Offers to release footage.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:59 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

ASPI_org This week in ASPI suggests: Trump/Comey, @lawfareblog, Israel–Palestine, Future War + @AmeliaLong2222@davidmlangngtwitter.com/i/web/status/8…dleG

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:58 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

ShaunKing Juror literally said he thought Officer Shelby was guilty, but that he was tired & hungry so he voted not-guilty.

readfrontier.org/stories/juror-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:57 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Excellent bear-oriented content. twitter.com/ABC7News/statu…

via TweetDeck

franksting Seriously folks, we should totally let our Online Marketing experts decide how our offices should be organised in 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bY

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:51 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

This ad placement really is the most wonderful thing I’ve seen in the last hour. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

wintnation Our freedom was not given to criminals? -PH Team

via wintnation (retweeted on 2:42 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

snurbbotinfo BREAKING: Turnbull acknowledges his own citizens.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:42 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Making my final preparations to beam into wherever the fuck I’m beaming into.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

“Hell Yes Baby, It’s The Special Choo-Choo Medicine Called Coal! The Patriotic Vegetable That Comes From Mountains!” clickhole.com/article/hell-y…

via TweetDeck

@dobes @ScottMorrisonMP I love it when the Sharks score a coal.

via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

cathywilcox1 This is some pretty impressive work. twitter.com/theamitie/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:44 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@haruki_zaemon They’re just distracting, that’s all.

via TweetDeck in reply to haruki_zaemon

Sees that the 1400 conference call is actually a video conference. Sighs. Puts on pants. Herds goats into bathroom.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@riskybusiness They’re ALL ambulance-chasers right now.

via TweetDeck in reply to riskybusiness

Annaleen quite possibly the greatest neural network experiment of the day, involving paint colors lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/160776374… pic.twitter.com/GeJ4dyztRG

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:21 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@apgadoz Could be a lot worse. Sir Humphrey always wins in the end.

via TweetDeck in reply to apgadoz

Hippopeteamus Don’t you love it when TV anchors openly advocate executive dictatorship twitter.com/FoxNews/status…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:16 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

NewtonMark I didn’t know that posing as a marron farmer was such serious lawbreaking. Note for future fancy-dress parties. twitter.com/WembleyPol/sta…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:13 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Yes, I’m sure* this is how it works. twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/st…

via TweetDeck

@CosmicRami @drspacejunk The top-end British gangsters were phenomenally violent.

via TweetDeck in reply to CosmicRami

@riskybusiness Pah! Danger 5 would make short work of those wimps.

via TweetDeck in reply to riskybusiness

dobes New game: The president has resigned, you need to select a dick from this bag of dicks, what do you do? pic.twitter.com/t8QfizrnA8

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:00 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

And before that it was Danger 5. Not quite so fucked, because at least everything turns out right in the end.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@CosmicRami @drspacejunk And then there’s the Richardson Gang, chief rivals to the Kray Twins. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Richa…

via TweetDeck in reply to CosmicRami

surfbordt The number of avocado toasts you have to skip to afford a house is called Avocado’s Number

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:52 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

BOM_NSW Significant rain in parts of western over past 24hrs. Watching for possible heavy falls in northeast, central..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Pe

via Radian6 -Social Media Management (retweeted on 12:50 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@SarahCielique The Manus MP sounds pretty pissed off. This from 16 April. twitter.com/pontuna2run/st…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

“EXCLUSIVE: Manus MP Ron Knight predicted detention centre violence” by @SarahCielique independentaustralia.net/politics/polit… Some..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2G

via TweetDeck

Oh that’s right. I have to talk to some actual people at 1400. I WILL BE READY.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

FoxNews .@seanhannity: “The deep state must be purged.” pic.twitter.com/035URNNfmc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:30 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

GreenJ … now they’re blaming the welsh. twitter.com/mcshane2448/st…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:30 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

MarkDiStef Both Fairfax and The Australian tried to explain the massive Australian tax fraud through flow chart… amazingpic.twitter.com/b4hQ2yIXUXUX

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:26 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

“The Flamingo That Antonin Scalia Was Reincarnated As Just Got A Standing Ovation At An NRA Convention”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wu

via TweetDeck

TheOnion One witness added that the cacophony caused by the mucus-covered Hannitys drowned out every other sound in the room..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3w

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:19 PM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@HistoryHit “Let’s not forget, one of the few things Hitler was positive about in Mein Kampf was the British Empire..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zs

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Listening to @HistoryHit “Trump: Comparisons with History - Neil Gregor” soundcloud.com/historyhit/tru… I’m learning a lot from this one.

via TweetDeck

@reillystyley @bastardsheep You do that and you’ll have some expleening to do. But I can liver with this.

via TweetDeck in reply to reillystyley

jrhennessy ahh the bill leak post-mortem strategy goes global twitter.com/Variety/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:37 AM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Fri plan: Due to another unfortunate bout of Annoying Side Effects, today will consist entirely of me being an arsehat on this web site.

via TweetDeck

wintnation i have a twitter account, which is causing de-industrialisation.

via wintnation (retweeted on 11:34 AM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

srnsw 1948 Australian Govt announced the rail gauge would be standardised (1435mm). 3 diff. gauges were in use >..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kG

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:33 AM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@marcuskelson Yep, that works. Too well, in fact.

via TweetDeck in reply to marcuskelson

jennineak yes, snowflake is exactly, literally the same thing pic.twitter.com/jiKBODckss

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 AM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@corduroy Well that’s kinda the point.

via TweetDeck in reply to corduroy

@reillystyley Well n… um… erm yes. Yeah, I mean a “data dump”. Definitely.

via TweetDeck in reply to reillystyley

@expectproblems Did you @ the right tweet just then? Because I’m really confused right now.

via TweetDeck in reply to expectproblems

I love this phrase. “Is not consistent with the requirements of the legislation.” This brings me tears of joy. twitter.com/MurrayWatt/sta…

via TweetDeck

marcuskelson just saw a tweet which said depression is 100% curable, I love twitter like a parent loves a child.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:26 AM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

It’s even better than a really good dump. twitter.com/reillystyley/s…

via TweetDeck

@rohan_p @dobes @arielbogle I’m good at ignoring my inbox — just ask any PR — but I’m too shattered to do anythingtwitter.com/i/web/status/8…cfWv

via TweetDeck in reply to rohan_p

We are kitty’s plaything. I think the original is at plus.google.com/+RogerRuckstuh… but HT @wayne5540. pic.twitter.com/xgBXSFVal5

via TweetDeck

Lies! South Australia’s population is way lower than that. twitter.com/EnergyAustrali…

via TweetDeck

@rohan_p @dobes @arielbogle You’re gonna be busy if you do that, Rohan.

via TweetDeck in reply to rohan_p

“Trump loyalists pay little heed to revelations rocking DC” apnews.com/780cc65e99354b… “I tuned it out… I didn’t wanttwitter.com/i/web/status/8…qniV

via TweetDeck

Viss @SwiftOnSecurity stop calling it wannacry. start calling it MS17-010.
That will likely make a huge difference.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:14 AM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@rohan_p @dobes @arielbogle I have literally no idea who this person is.

via TweetDeck in reply to rohan_p

I tweeting this @JonathanPieNews video last night but it’s really good so here it is again. UK people, please sprea..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZM

via TweetDeck

I wonder whether I could crowdfund me just retweeting other people’s shitposts all day. Sorry, I mean curating a shitpost feed.

via TweetDeck

@SupratimA I’m also starting to enjoy this politics-by-Twitter stuff. Dunno if it helps democracy, but hey we’re al..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…q9

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

deemadigan . @StaunchA @pm_live Bullshit. Councils often run women’s only classes but no one has complained till it was muslim..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…YM

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:02 AM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

johnb78 Build it in Dee Why. Then if we’re really lucky, there’ll be a tsunami. twitter.com/greensjeremy/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:01 AM, May 19th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@SupratimA Oh indeed. At uni, a Russian student friend was a regular drinking partner. Vodka and nihilism. It helped make me who I am.

via TweetDeck in reply to SupratimA

I wonder if @mfa_russia arranged for @TJagland to play the straight man in that brief topical sketch.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

I wil say, though, the dark Russian sense of humour has always worked well with espionage jokes.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Meanwhile, Russia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs continues to openly troll Donald Trump. twitter.com/mfa_russia/sta…

via TweetDeck

@riskybusiness @JohnBirmingham As @dobes said earlier, this schtick isn’t getting stale. I reckon it’s still on an upward trajectory.

via TweetDeck in reply to riskybusiness

@paulkidd What an excellent idea. But isn’t it spelled with a Z?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to paulkidd

That means I’ll probably only have to put up with this joy* for a few more weeks. Also, the whole cheese scene was ridiculous.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

As I mentioned yesterday, we have a theory for why this happens, but we’re scheduling specialists not playing neurochemistry ourselves.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

It’s not as much fun as it sounds.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

After those dreams, there’s about 45 to 60 minutes of confusion as I slowly transition to being awake and not in the dream.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

I’m not completely lazy. The Annoying Side Effects routine is now waking 0530-0630, then crashing for two hours of vivid dreams.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Despite advice to the contrary, I will now try to get out of bed.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

wintnation A massive announcement from Pauline Hanson’s One Nation is the best thing you will see for a long time.

via wintnation (retweeted on 10:20 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Also, the second question, is it safe to open my email yet?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

“People bought ad space to put their message in front of other people.”

Stir in “intelligence”, “Moscow”, “target..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Yg

via Tweetbot for iΟS

NewtonMark Recall that Fred Nile’s office is the largest consumer of Internet porn in NSW Parliament House. crikey.com.au/2017/05/18/nsw…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:09 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

I notice that the style now is “: Cops” rather than “alleged”. Back in the day, a subbing stunt like that would sco..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9K

via Tweetbot for iΟS

GrayConnolly Excellent @dailytelegraph front page - a banner day for the Australian Taxation Office… pic.twitter.com/G4JVVl1CXF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@CousinsKevin100 @kylegriffin1 James Comey in a gold spandex suit would be the least crazy thing in the White House..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ht

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to CousinsKevin100

moir_alan Fiendishly clever Russians pic.twitter.com/XXK1kLmpIk

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:01 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

shonfaye It’s so hard to fathom the huge amount of entitlement it requires to draw out lessons for women from your own trial..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:00 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

evilsharkey WaPo: The president shat himself.
White House: The president would never shit himself.
Trump: I SHAT MYSELF ON PURPOSE

Every. Fucking. Day.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:00 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

SwiftOnSecurity lol all these online companies letting people “turn off ad personalization” so people they think they’re not being tracked. It’s comical.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@SerkanTheWriter Ain’t they just. And while this is your patch rather than mine, the blowtorch thing is pretty much..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…K3

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SerkanTheWriter

@WildBilbo I’ve no idea. I’m just going with it.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to WildBilbo

kylegriffin1 OMG—NYT rpts Comey tried to blend in w/ curtains in the Blue Room during a ceremony in hopes Trump wouldn’t see him.twitter.com/i/web/status/8…V4k

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:53 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

It’s the latest “the dog ate my homework” but for GBH. twitter.com/westaustralian…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

linnetCT @RadioFreeTom From a student evaluation: “She thinks she knows more about this stuff than we do.” Well, yes. It’s a job requirement, really.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:50 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

These dreams are getting ridiculous.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

wintnation Jobs and Growth, this is how you deal with them.

via wintnation (retweeted on 9:45 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

NetflixANZ That doesn’t mean what you thi…you know what, never mind. You do you Malc. twitter.com/jmodoh/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:44 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@jonoabroad The latter. But to be clear, it was the house that was in the ceiling, not the plumbing. The ceiling of..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LW

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jonoabroad

@jonoabroad Hello, and no, though that last two hours just now was the worst bit. Mostly due to the ridiculous plum..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XH

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jonoabroad

wintnation empirical evidence should be a criminal offence.

via wintnation (retweeted on 6:36 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

GordMacey “Times Square driver was a terrorist!”

“Nope. He was drunk.”

“Then he was illegal!”

“Nope. American citizen.”

“Then Hillary’s emails!”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:36 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Friday. The wooden box will turn out to be more important than the Portuguese tart. Bon voyage. Friday.

via Tweetbot for iΟS