Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

May 23rd, 2017

I think I’ll go away now. Just overnight. Gorn.

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Colgo Think of all the governments and elections we could have had! twitter.com/simongerman600…

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dunkingdad “A scantily-clad Santamaria fan performing for teenage girls, not escorted by their fathers is everything Jihadists..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gw

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@jamescmcpherson @MsLods @rohan_p Fortunately the Ombudsman, justice system and (supposedly) journalism operate on..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AE

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Fred_Delicious Ever since Trump touched the orb his arms have been getting longer pic.twitter.com/ennXKeaRQi

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MalwareJake Imagine if we did infosec like @TSA does security theater. Never mind. This is WAY too close to home…

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NewYorker .@TheOnion has been tormenting Donald Trump for years. But, for President Trump, it needed something “much bigger”:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bt

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k_morrissey Awesome. Every 10 minutes cars will reach consensus on whether to turn in any given direction twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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@twcau The fluoride has addled your brain.

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daniels_den Oh, there is a new @OfficialSteps album out? 5,6,7,8… youtu.be/4NO-h9PFum4

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stilgherrian Yes. I tweeted this earlier, but it’s worth retweeting again and again and again. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…

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JurisAbramenko on high alert. Many people running away from the centre. It has now been evacuated. pic.twitter.com/NGReiO38gF

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MENnewsdesk The Arndale evacuation is UNCONNECTED to the Manchester terror attack but there have been other arrests across Manchester.

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blakehounshell This is the new zapruder tape twitter.com/yair_rosenberg…

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@dracophile42 While that’s a common evolution, the question is about where no-one is today.

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SenatorLudlam note to self twitter.com/Channel4/statu…

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@dfpiii @pxmc108 Well you can’t argue again evolution.

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Channel4 BREAKING: The world’s problems will not be solved by arguing with strangers on Twitter. We’ll update you when we have more on this story.

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This is a very nice mobile library. twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…

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@pxmc108 @dfpiii You represent everything that is wrong with Western civilisation.

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@e_kaspersky shrugs his shoulders at use of Windows XP”, writes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/eugene…

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@dfpiii Let me just say that I am compiling a list of names.

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@GabLLB @sylmobile I think we all do. :) Thanks for your feedback.

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Tonight’s the night that Adelaide truly earns its nickname of “Radelaide”.

Sorry, Keith. twitter.com/KeithConlon/st…

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@natecochrane @niltiac @guardianstyle @GuardianAus I see your point, but those words aren’t the proper names of org..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yO

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IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION: I mean ONLY as in “[no-one|no one] came to the ball” not “no one person is to blame”. No q..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qT

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@GabLLB @sylmobile I know what “precise” means. :) I don’t understand why one would be more precise than the other.

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glengyron The deaths of so many children proves my banal unrelated political posture. Thank you.

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domknight This is beyond meaningless when the investigation hasn’t discovered anything yet twitter.com/thehill/status…

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JohnBarronUSA That escallated quickly… twitter.com/Sherryn_G/stat…

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@AgnessMack There’s a tweet from six hours ago saying she’s home and fine. twitter.com/Gravess_/statu…

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wintnation I used to have one of the two topics of discussion?

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The consensus is emerging already, it seems, but I can’t change the poll’s finish time so let’s see how it goes. pic.twitter.com/xmHgV28MLP

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@OaaSvc @Taco_Lad I followed your point. I’m not talking about the “no one factor can be blamed” thing though.

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This development astounded me at first, but then I remembered the metrics social media sites emphasise…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xB

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ChrisPJGodfrey Good that BuzzFeed is keeping track of the fake news being spread about the attack. Ridiculous that it’s necessary: buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/ma…

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@sleepingdingo I don’t know whether that was done in this case, but I believe that trick has been seen in the wild.

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@gcluley It’s clearly a conspiracy.

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@niltiac @guardianstyle @GuardianAus As a freelancer, I’ve found that if you have a reputation for filing clean cop..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aW

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@oberonsghost The New Yorker is only just catching up with the idea of World War One being over. twitter.com/vealmince/stat…

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@niltiac @guardianstyle I know the rule, but profoundly disagree. But that said, if I wrote for @GuardianAus I’d fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lO

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PNM_79 Bucket vs Landmine in Laos. pic.twitter.com/M5dFukv6if

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I was thinking about including “noone” in the poll too, but thought better of it. twitter.com/Gwyntaglaw/sta…

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I assume that’s you on the right, @gcluley? twitter.com/gcluley/status…

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@Bedeapk I usually don’t condone book burning, but Strunk & White’s “Elements of Style” is an exception. chronicle.com/article/50-Yea…

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@Bedeapk People still use Fowler’s? Let me just grab my buggy-whip.

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@niltiac @guardianstyle Mind you, @guardianstyle says “Asio” and “Icac”, so you might as well get style advice from a badger.

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@niltiac Indeed. But which did you choose? I’ve always gone “no-one” but @guardianstyle says “no one”. theguardian.com/guardian-obser…

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@Tim_Coronel @upulie And tragically, I am a person who sends thing to editors. From time to time.

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@Tim_Coronel @upulie Obviously “no one factor can account for this stupidity” is done thusly, because no-one would disagree with that.

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PaulBongiorno @MarkDiStef A rose by any other name is the NBN

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@thegrugq_ebooks That’s not a reason. I don’t think you even understand language properly.

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IMPORTANT POLL: Is your preferred style “no-one” or “no one”? Please @ if you have reasons. Please RT if you love Freedom.

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@jdub It’s probably meant to say “Brother” but no-one is brave enough to tell him.

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piratepartyau We can confirm this. twitter.com/dailypostdan/s…

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zhuowei Programming in 2017 is weird. pic.twitter.com/ea7AeKoLwe

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Hacking to get market info. They used to try getting into, say, a mining company. Now, hack softer targets with muc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Yi

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dailypostdan My 6yr old: If it’s a girl it’s Her.

Me: Right.

And a boy is Him.

Right.

And a pirate is Arrr!!!

Right again.

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Tue plan, supplemental: I am so looking forward to being able to rectify this situation in a couple weeks.

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Tue plan, sad edition: It’s 1745 AEST and I’ve accomplished nothing but a long nap. I might try to record a plug later this evening though.

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MikeCarlton01 …and where Labor’s John Curtin, with rather more on his mind, was trying to win the war. twitter.com/moad_canberra/…

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Pearl1224 Hiring Now for our Canberra SOC - Msg me for details. Lead Network Security Engineer | Verizon verizon.com/about/work/job…

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shweeni_bby why do straight boys get so pressed about “health concerns” of plus size women?? you almost gave urself alcohol poisoning last night, josh

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dobes PSA: @upulie is doing the lord’s* work

* for one or more values of “lord”

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shanghaiist I love my new toys! pic.twitter.com/YiHzzPAKZN

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shanghaiist 5-year-old boy left home alone finds 50,000 RMB hidden in drawer, rips it all to shreds shst.me/f37 pic.twitter.com/JYu5LvfQ4n

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LukasStefanko More infected ATM’s in Indonesia by . Updated picture collection from infected countries [60 pics]..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…84

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@ssharwood Is it possible to drown a government? Asking for a friend.

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@CosmicRami I am sick of your so-called “Science”.

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Oh is Vivid on? Then Melbourne would be a good option. XPT departs Sydney Central 0732 and 2032 AEST weekdays, 0733..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zJ

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CrapLocalNews Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/2xzepKfl6Z

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@franksting They’re well on the way. There’s barely a concrete noun in the whole thing.

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@CosmicRami So you’ve carded these planets, have you?

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AngeMaryClaire Dolphins in the Yarra! Now with video! pic.twitter.com/IQyNxOLWUB

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Volcanos are really just giant zits. Older planets don’t have them. twitter.com/CosmicRami/sta…

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@ataraxite I knew someone would reef off that joke.

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“Customs may have misused telecommunications access powers”, writes @rohan_p computerworld.com.au/article/619666… Ombudsman not happy.

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“Actively enjoy working as an ‘island’ within the business.”

I am an island to my people. Or maybe an isthmus. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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When even LinkedIn doesn’t care… twitter.com/NGruen1/status…

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I should’ve stayed in bed.

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edhusicMP And add this: more questions about @DTA unanswered from PREVIOUS estimates- sitting with Assistant Minister pic.twitter.com/1mkGLkmLa0

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@NewtonMark It’s not quote as much fun, though.

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@ashabeeeee @e_kaspersky I didn’t know @e_kaspersky was in town. Somebody’s PR has failed to reach me.

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edhusicMP Wow: @DTA staff told head of digital identity project resigned - & news released AFTER Senate Estimates so Govt doesn’t need to explain why

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It’s already quite a complicated week, isn’t it.

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“Eddie Obeid to be stripped of $100k taxpayer-funded pension after law change” abc.net.au/news/2017-05-2…

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mathaiaus Just a Quadrant writer suggesting that the ABC studio should’ve been bombed instead of Manchester. Perfectly normal..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…L9

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gmpolice Latest statement on incident at Manchester Arena @CCIanHopkins pic.twitter.com/LDG1wgX2sT

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@oberonsghost I can have a go at saying that, but not right now.

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GammaCounter “We will communicate this comment to the electrons.” via @SLAClab @mercnews pic.twitter.com/RpEu8DnPDi

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RadioFreeTom The key is to make it look effortless twitter.com/lisasolod/stat…

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Matt_Silverman oh god i think someone is trapped inside this captcha i just got what do i do pic.twitter.com/TAOFbiaWvb

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BeachEpisode Please look at and treasure Dwarf Fortress patch notes for the rest of your lives pic.twitter.com/4Ufdykc5XA

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johnb78 this is the single best internet of things feature yet twitter.com/PGourevitch/st…

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I think there’s something wrong with this tortoise. twitter.com/Cellblock303/s…

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Histreepix The last humans alive finally celebrate the retrospective impeachment of Donald Trump. Washington, 2027. pic.twitter.com/cVfZ14P1hQ

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@waferbaby I never had you down as being a Bunny Denialist.

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“Apple reveals it received a secret national security letter”, writes @zackwhittaker zdnet.com/article/us-gov…

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rcallimachi 2. Since news of the blast, I have been scouring both ISIS and al-Qaeda channels. Neither group has taken responsibility.

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petercoffee “The Wolfram Data Repository is a public resource that hosts an expanding collection…” datarepository.wolframcloud.com

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gmpolice Latest statement on incident at Manchester Arena @CCIanHopkins pic.twitter.com/GEABqAk5rr

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markhumphries Great 60 Minutes exposé on 60 Minutes pic.twitter.com/iEf30VlM16

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The Attorney-General is really earning his pay today. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@SwiftOnSecurity But you’re the BEST Taylor Swift of them all.

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@Telstra Thanks again. I’ll let you know, Angela.

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@Telstra Thanks Angela. I’ll figure it out with them.

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@Telstra Why might someone’s SMS messages come to me via email from <their_number>@online.telstra.com.au rather than SMS?

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wintnation The 2017 Conference will be held by everyday people who are not Muslim and want nothing to do with 457 Visas.

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@sclark_melbs I was writing a reply when @awelder made a better point that I was going to. twitter.com/awelder/status…

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Rob_Stott Mak u think pic.twitter.com/Mj2BOsFSmu

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Is it possible to add in a couple more chains of hearsay? This seems to much like actual journalism. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…

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@vealmince Sharks are almost as amazing as coal.

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PhaethonTweets Just tried to change my Skype password to “FuckYouMicrosoft” and got “You need to enter a strong password…”
Time to roll-out the ‘C-word’…

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In further news, I later today I will be shouting at the sky to cure the common cold, and arguing with fish.

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Remember, folks, only minutes ago people were tweeting about a “second device”. Read the guide, follow its advice. twitter.com/gmpolice/statu…

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gmpolice Officers carrying out a precautionary controlled explosion in Cathedral Garden confirm that it was abandoned clothing, not a suspicious item

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Histreepix Korean youngsters taking French classes. Pyongyang, 1982. pic.twitter.com/ntycPNWuX3

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nigelcameron Meanwhile: twitter.com/GWR/status/866…

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sam_kriss i guess it’s time to find someone saying something stupid on twitter and shout at them, what else can we do

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RelUnrelated I’m thinking a local (galactically speaking) GBR (Gamma Ray Burst) might be the best option for our planet. pic.twitter.com/Zax0U0EVun

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benwilliamson Sprinkling magical blockchain pixie dust onto autonomous driving is like hoping the social graph will produce cold..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0Z

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trentyarwood Isn’t it just? pic.twitter.com/dTgi5INBPU

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AkiPeritz Neo-Nazi converts to Islam and then kills his still-neo-Nazi roommates bc-surprise surprise-they weren’t too keen o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gd

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wintnation The mayors are on the Gold Coast where we have a number of torana’s and some classic monaro’s.

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HolidayComplain “The weather at home was nice whilst we were away so the whole holiday seemed a bit pointless.”

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HolidayComplain “Never booking on Internet again, it’s not stopped raining”

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HolidayComplain “I was bitten by a mosquito, no-one said they could bite.”

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HolidayComplain “The weather at home was nice while we were away so the whole holiday seemed a bit pointless.”

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HolidayComplain “The water in the Gulf of Mexico was too salty. No one told me that there was going to be salt in the water. It was gross.”

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Yes. I tweeted this earlier, but it’s worth retweeting again and again and again. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…

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@FortoCoffee @tacticalmaid @BreakfastNews Why on earth would I buy stale coffee shipped from the other side of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zq

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shashj Still seems bizarre that @NBCNews would be scooping the BBC and every UK outlet, so treat with extreme caution. twitter.com/shashj/status/…

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Note that “treat as terrorism until known otherwise” doesn’t mean it is, or even most likely, that. It’s the police..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…RJ

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gmpolice Latest statement on incident at Manchester Arena pic.twitter.com/BEpLOan3dY

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“Twin Peaks’ opening notes bring back a forgotten time” by @JohnBirmingham in a nostalgic mood. brisbanetimes.com.au/comment/blunt-…

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@R_Chirgwin And security. But let’s do all the other things first.

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GreenJ interesting how much more everyone seems certain of. twitter.com/gmpolice/statu…

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@R_Chirgwin Sure. Once I’ve finished my late breakfast I’ll set up the database server.

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Thank you, @davpope, for helping us all this morning. pic.twitter.com/ZyJubfkV8t

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jerome_corsi Jerome Corsi, Washington Bureau Chief, Infowars.com. We have WH PRESS CREDENTIALS. I’m in WH May 22, 2017 pic.twitter.com/ln9aE6nNOB

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@ApostrophePong Hey have you posted your recipe for rice soup anywhere, the one with exactly three black peppercorn..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Va

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ashabeeeee Can’t tell if video about innovation or tourism NSW advert

cc @rohan_p

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@ashabeeeee Agile punching above our weight growth world leader innovation economy jobs cyber collaboration investm..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…K0

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jdub Not even remotely helpful, J@$A. pic.twitter.com/A6oeE28aED

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@ashabeeeee @rohan_p So I guess it’s a good thing that ministers now have more media people than ever before. Productivity dividend!

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@ashabeeeee @rohan_p That’s probably the same speech I’ve already witnessed twice.

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davidallengreen “as soon as UK is ready”

*burns* twitter.com/EU_Commission/…

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Pass on the guide thingy, not that I made a fool of myself.

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OK, folks. Read this before retweeting ANYTHING about the Manchester “incident”. I know I did, and I made a fool of..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UF

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Steve_Lockstep Let’s stop constructing cybersecurity as a Boys Own Adventure. Malware would be prevented if most software wasn’t s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lz

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bitcoin_txt “Who are you?”
“I’m Bitcoin!” twitter.com/NeerajKA/statu…

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gmpolice Police statement on incident at Manchester Arena pic.twitter.com/gaKASukx9a

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MrCsandDs Except for McIver’s Baths Coogee which has been women only since 1876 right @RealMarkLatham pic.twitter.com/A5XCFEAFmy

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karinakeisler Copperhead? Fibre-to-the-tail.
Hazard of the job for crew in North Mackay pic.twitter.com/JBORmridDx

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tfswebb no, he’s 5”7 twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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goldengateblond “I said I’d come with you. I didn’t say you can touch me.” pic.twitter.com/vrH94OoNS5

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Levitt_Matt Press statement @WhiteHouse says 1 goals of @POTUS Israel trip is “promote the possibility of lasting peach” pic.twitter.com/HE1l2lThg8

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hodgman Oh snap. Israel’s glowing orb is INVISIBLE twitter.com/netanyahu/stat…

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wintnation Any politician will tell you about my mother in law

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EggrolI @matt___nelson what are you wearing to EDC next month bc im wearing my doge onesie
we should match. pic.twitter.com/l6yhAWQSuJ

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New Zealand and Australia were the first countries to give women the vote. Today, Australia takes another bold step..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zy

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thepileus This could be the scariest tweet ever posted. What on earth are they planning to do “to deal with” our elderly citi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XM

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@TrainLinkWest We’re still friends. But has Sean admitted that he’s a goose, and will you ever trust him again?

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@TrainsInfo So what you’re saying, @TrainLinkWest, is that Sean can’t read a roster, or as we might call it, a time..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6M

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They’re like a well-oiled machine over at @TrainsInfo this morning. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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“I’m worrying about what you’ve got against birds.”

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Once more there’s a vast amount of cockatoo-related arsehattery happening outside and it is annoying. Beautiful, but annoying.

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AndDube Maybe the orb is on our side twitter.com/Independent/st…

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exitingcorpse this is one of the best posts i’ve ever seen in my life pic.twitter.com/OBl1Axm7AG

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wintnation Our previous government should never have lived to see the new membership form for those details.

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I haven’t listened to the tape, but I’m above board and I’m sure I’ve run 10km this morning to keep fit.

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Tuesday. While They don’t have Their clipboards, They do have Their pencils. The look on Their faces does not bode well. Tuesday.

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