Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 25th, 2017

Enough of Thursday. Gorn.

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BevanShields Quite the quirk of the system. Pauline Hanson is now questioning the Australian electoral commissioner, who is investigating One Nation 🙃

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sophistoche .@masterchefau Sound Designer’s keyboard has only three keys: pic.twitter.com/JxK5LK8gJ8

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@LapTop006 @JamesBlunt Remind me who that is again? My brain says it’s a burly New York drag queen, but I don’t think that’s right.

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JamesBlunt Next he’ll be stalking you on the internet. twitter.com/itslucexx/stat…

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I’ll do all that with talking-type words in the next episode of “The 9pm Edict” on Tue 30 May. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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There’s a couple sweeter things in my special package — so to speak — but I’ll leave them until another timetwitter.com/stilgherrian/s…c1

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Anyway, here’s Daylesford Cider’sAlf’ N Alf’ [sic]. daylesfordcider.com.au/product/alf-n-… I’m preferring the other two though.

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Alf’ N Alf’ [sic]. “Balance of astringency, fruitiness and acidity.” 5.9%. Maybe a little too “balanced” for me? It..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bJ

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wintnation The worms are on the verge of just letting it go.

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I will try one more cider before not trying any more ciders tonight.

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matho11tim Teenager asked how long he should cook the two minute noodles for.
Our future in sure hands.

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@vealmince Wow they still have 2014 vintage cider in stock.

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@vealmince IF THERE WAS A BRONY ISLAND I WOULD GO TO IT.

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@rohan_p @jxeeno Thanks, @jxeeno @rohan_p @rycrozier. It’s just like being there*.

*Not really.

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I’ll just leave this here for later. pic.twitter.com/7cGuA68gmS

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@vealmince Also, Brony Island, you say? Awesome.

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@vealmince Well now I’m more than just cider-curious.

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markhumphries In defence of Quadrant, with Australia’s 12th most-watched conservative commentator @campbell_parkes. pic.twitter.com/wbiySFXUOh

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heybrucewright Today’s Captain America comic. Not even kidding. pic.twitter.com/dVZCVu9cf6

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shashj Paints a picture of a community that detected a risk, and reported it - over years - to multiple authorities. twitter.com/harryshotton/s…

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OrkneyLibrary Today , sorry, the new Mobile Library is away on the ferry to the beautiful island of ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UV

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Britaormina13 I laughed way harder than I should have pic.twitter.com/weabNrpqOH

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@girlgerms The tiny hooman is a good thing. Hope it goes well. The medication, well, yeah I hear ya.

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@girlgerms Oh dear. Is that for good reasons or for bad? I’m not up to date here.

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@girlgerms Look I can’t help it if you’re just wrong about these things.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Those two? I can only hope, because isopropyl alcohol will kill you pretty quickly.

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No, having known @whiteswine for many years — so many, many years — I can hold but a flickering candle to his mighttwitter.com/i/web/status/8…p9uY

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If you want to drink that shit, just buy Passion Pop and be done with it. Or that sugar-syrup rosé with a heart on the label.

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While ciders have been soaring in popularity these past couple of years, so many of them are overly-sweet rubbish.

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The Vintage Dry is probably as dry as most people could go, but personally I loved the tannins and the astringency of the Farmhouse Dry.

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Marco_Langbroek Spy satellite USA 276 launched as by @SpaceX on May 1, over my house in , NL, last night, plus 3 gra..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4r

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Glinner Gotta get things in place for the post-Brexit grifter economy. twitter.com/CityAM/status/…

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I should sell these tweets. Or at least demand free cider directly from the apple-pushers.

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Here’s more on Daylesford Cider’s Vintage Dry. daylesfordcider.com.au/product/vintag… Thank you, Special Anonymous Benefactor.

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Vintage Dry. Slow fermentation, aged on lees. Still very dry, fruitier palate. 6.3%. Quite complex. Quite lovely. pic.twitter.com/dAVfJZzMtx

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@jamescmcpherson @samdastyari @Popehat Yeah look while I’m sure that @Popehat is a lovely chap n’all, he’s not a Senator, is he.

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binaryberry When I see a tech company organise events with pizza, beer and no other options, it doesn’t scream “I want to recruit diverse people”

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@samdastyari P.S. More politics explained with Ponies, please.

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@samdastyari Well it’s good to have some routines in life.

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Histreepix Mr Butterworth, one of the hundreds of tiny men who live in the back garden of No 10 Downing Street. April, 1984. pic.twitter.com/nKam10fICQ

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Drag0nista Very interesting - and gracious - piece from @johnmcternan on Lynton Crosby & @TextorMark twitter.com/LachlanFHarris…

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workmanalice $464,000.

The government has written off Bob Day’s $464,000 debt. twitter.com/SenatorRyan/st…

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ForsakenDAemon Well this is the new creepiest Grindr scam in the world. pic.twitter.com/Fy3IivzT3h

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dobes Are they going to have a sexy fight to work it out? twitter.com/France24_en/st…

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lanesainty Ludlam on Behind The News inciting kids to acts of terror: “That’s absolutely mental and thanks for dismissing it out of hand”

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beneltham Interesting view from a well-known defence lawyer twitter.com/chrismurphys/s…

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@samdastyari This probably needs to be paired with @SenatorLudlam’s comments on Senator Hanson. Comments that nearl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Y7

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Meanwhile, it seems that Senator @samdastyari has been left alone with his webcam again. twitter.com/samdastyari/st…

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I should mention that wheels are turning to organise some new glasses at a good price, but I’ll tell you more about that in a day or two.

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I’d already been using an old pair of glasses and putting off replacing them because cashflows but they were alread..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uH

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You still have time to support this podcast with a one-off contribution, or even support my fading eyesight…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4P

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I was sent a mixed dozen, and will run thru them on the next episode of “The 9pm Edict” on Tue 30 May at 2100 AEST. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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Here’s more on Daylesford Cider’s Farmhouse Dry. daylesfordcider.com.au/product/farmho… Thank you, Special Anonymous Benefactor.

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Sneaking in a taste. Farmhouse Dry. Somerset apple varieties. Very tannins. Astringent. “Not quite bone-dry.” No ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xc

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futzle Remember, once it’s left New Zealand we can claim it was Australian. twitter.com/mashable/statu…

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shalailah Barnaby Joyce’s office tells @RNDrive the debt incurred by @senatorbobday could be as much as $464,000.

Wowsers.

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@WarOnTheRocks Bombshell mentions a new t-shirt, seen in Washington DC I assume: “Dance like the Russians are watching”.

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SydneyTom_ The Barry McKenzie reboot sucks twitter.com/RNDrive/status…

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@jamescmcpherson Maybe they need to switch to the paleo banana bread.

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“Yeah, let’s optimise the digital long tail of this content, baby!” Who the fuck even speaks like that?

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So ABC has a new podcast production unit. Cool. But it’ll “optimise the digital long tail of this content”? Kill me. radioinfo.com.au/news/abc-audio…

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michaelneale I worry that through an accident of a google AI experiment this image will be sent back in time, and terrify people pic.twitter.com/8gwHnySMjq

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Listening to the new @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell podcast “Drink to the Foam” warontherocks.com/2017/05/bombsh… pic.twitter.com/mOPMCjw5KO

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For a second there, one very confused second, I thought these tweets were about the same story. pic.twitter.com/Abz4dmUvfQ

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@dobes Shall I make a joke about PART-ition?

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johnb78 Less than six months into the Trump admin and he’s already broken Five Eyes. Putin must be delighted. twitter.com/BBCDomC/status…

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jxeeno Twitter becomes the new Whirlpool for senate

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@HappySinger I think it’s better to leave that as a tantalising mystery, don’t you?

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GreenJ Resting pope face.

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Um, Senator @MurrayWatt, I think you’ll find that a protection racket is something quite a bit different. twitter.com/MurrayWatt/sta…

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I too find several laws to be inconvenient. twitter.com/TheAtlantic/st…

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johnb78 I’m sure this’ll be an edifying discussion of complex causes, and not just people yelling ‘DEATH CULT’ and ‘TORY PO..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…YE

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Also, that is a very great many postage stamps.

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I like packages. Especially packages like this. Thank you, Special Anonymous Benefactor. pic.twitter.com/iZW2995UFb

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@PeteLawler @TasnuvaB I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T K..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Sq

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@feraldata Presumably because it shares a border with Austria.

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“Queensland hospitals facing system failure after botched WannaCry patch”, writes @TasnuvaB zdnet.com/article/queens…

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meadea The ABC will hold a public memorial service for @Colvinius on Monday June 5 at Sydney’s Angel Place that will also be streamed online

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slipperyseal New Zealand (left) vs Australia (right) pic.twitter.com/3z1mjTVtRW

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SenatorLudlam .@inxs58 committee. waste of space on a committee

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Well here’s a promising career path. twitter.com/Strange_Animal…

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kylegriffin1 New: Greg Gianforte has been cited for misdemeanor assault. pic.twitter.com/7EcneinsT9

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egadheg Are any Australian domestic airlines taking a pro bigotry stance?

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workmanalice “You are a tyrant and a dictator” - @NickMcKim tells Liberal Ian Macdonald after he tried to kick him out of..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dM

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@MattBayliss Oh sure, I just used that grab (that someone else had done) to show the 7-word thing. I probably should’ve cropped it.

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Awww… Goddam Senate clerk spoiling all the fun with these so-called “rules”twitter.com/workmanalice/s…SC

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I think there’s something here for all of us, @HappySinger @joshgnosis. pic.twitter.com/vNCGwD878u

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“That’s right. But that’s my hope. That’s just another told me so that is. Why I’m so grumpy. Are you in.”

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“Yes you read it I think that you saw the tape Rochelle pack your stuff.”

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“So they just created a genome.”

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“He was hired by one of his colleagues who worked in the field found a former professor reduced down the atom bomb for real.”

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Form a chat about phishing attacks: “I have already been suffering from chronic pain. It would be great if I got a good laugh about that.”

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I use an AI-based audio transcription service, and sometimes it comes back with some wonderful stuff.

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AlJazSydANDREW 2/2
It’s bad even from Ray Hadley.
Lose law. Lose society. Simply lose.

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AlJazSydANDREW 1/2 I know emotions are high but this:
Dutton: “We’ve got to act within the law. .”
Hadley: “…oh bugger the law..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DN

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laurenegambino Second Montana paper rescinds its endorsement twitter.com/billingsgazett…

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TUSK81 If this whole Congress thing doesn’t work out for Gianforte, I’m sure United is hiring.

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wintnation What a fantastic turnout at Currumbin this morning where everyone is pregnant. i expect to make $100 from it

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workmanalice Ian Macdonald has suspended Gillian Triggs testimony at so @SenatorWong and @MurrayWatt can think about their “manners”.

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MikeCarlton01 Windschuttle is a “prominent historian?” I don’t think so. Pompous ignoramus might be closer. twitter.com/msmwatchdog201…

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kumailn Nostalgic for the days when Republican scandals were gay sex in a public bathroom & not body slams & links to Russian money.

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Right. I’m going for a brief walk, otherwise I’ll give in to this powerful urge to impale my own head on a broom handle.

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@ssharwood Sorry you are quite right. My flock wallpaper really must go.

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Gawd, Assange a journalist? That’s like saying the bull in the china shop is an interior designer.

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@deplorablejam @FakeDanTosello I know nothing, of course. This is all just bluster. Not even that, actually. It’s m..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zc

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@deplorablejam @FakeDanTosello 1. He was never charged with anything. 2. He’s in London, in the embassy. 3. He can..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bg

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@deplorablejam @FakeDanTosello Oh God, you’re actually serious? I thought you were joking. “Political prisoner”? HA..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…D5

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Oh, and meanwhile, just imagine the sort of people who’d actively choose Eric Abetz to best represent their worldview in Canberra, and weep.

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Right. I shall return to this once the Hansard is published.

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As the man said, “The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.” No-one pulled up Abetz for his direct attack in freedom of speech.

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Once the Hansard is out, I’ll highlight one of Senator Abetz’s most persistent idiotic questions, and my disgust that he wasn’t shot down.

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Since the fuck when did everyone who happens to accept a government pay check lose the right to participate in our democracy?

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Yesterday in Estimates, Sen Abetz went on and on about this 7-word message (without quoting it) and Michaed Ebeid’s support of SSM.

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Exactly. Should we now be out burning every copy of Alan Seymour’s play “The One Day of the Year”? I guess so. twitter.com/jtwyman/status…

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Just how deranged would you have to be to imagine this somehow denigrates “our Anzacs”?

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This is the message that, on a day when we reflect on the horrors of war, reflected on the horrors of war. Like we’re SUPPOSED to do.

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REMINDER: This is the 7-word message that supposedly “mocks” and “insults” “our Anzacs” and has consumed politics f..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mW

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JustinianNews Amazingly, Soapy’s bloated swag of terror laws did nothing to thwart the Lindt catastrophe. More blather here: attorneygeneral.gov.au/transcripts/Pa…

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wintnation Your children now have to share a drink and chat.

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wyomingpd If you feel comfortable enough to tweet us and speak your mind about police states then you’re not in a police stat..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sZ

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jessilespie “That happened on the seedier part of I-4.” @OHnewsroom twitter.com/orlandosentine…

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DrRimmer Australia’s Digital Identity Project has an identity crisis innovationaus.com/2017/05/DTA-id…

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“Metadata breach the only time journalist source records have been accessed: AFP”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/metada…

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@Anthony_Caruana Awww… That’s sweet. But I’m afraid I had to keep things down to an easy pace this week. Do give evtwitter.com/i/web/status/8…2ukL

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intelwire In space, no one can hear you scream that you’re being white genocided twitter.com/RawStory/statu…

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camulust Look, I don’t know what to say other than this installation location for a NBN router is … shit? pic.twitter.com/OKEhvrmwHq

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@marcuskelson @MrPaulGroom I have literally no idea what’s going on in this diagram.

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thegrugq_ebooks -Have you heard “fluffy bunny” you are in infosec, probably

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So @voltagex thought I should see this, presumably so that you, too, could see it. And yes, “anal gold smugglers” a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eT

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This is the “I just want to take a dump” equivalent of . @WeWantPlates twitter.com/MrPaulGroom/st…

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@arwon @michaelneale @R_Chirgwin Ta, I was trying think of its name. I knew I had NAS Nowra right, but got to the W..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dU

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DavidParis the gap between Brandis’ demonstrated ability and his belief in his own ability will replace the gigaparsec as our largest unit of distance.

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@JustJimWillDo @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Well you can see from my posts, more or less. SEKRIT UFO BASE to FBE in 25 min..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Op

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@R_Chirgwin Yep, it’s NTL-NOA as filed. That helicopter has the range to depart NTL, fart about in the Mountains, then truck down to NOA.

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I think @R_Chirgwin may be right. A training flight aka what a lovely day to go flying. pic.twitter.com/2ZjZ5VuLLq

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Can these altitude readings be right? Dropping right down on the deck every now and then? Some reading 0ft? pic.twitter.com/cdTuRH7asi

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It’s taking the scenic route at about 100ft and now I’m jealous. pic.twitter.com/JFMXMEbOqL

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And going in to land at — and this may come as a shock — Fleet Base Eastpic.twitter.com/7LpyLRVsrTrT

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Heading down the Parramatta River now, significantly lower. pic.twitter.com/LemiTRyB4x

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Who can say? It’s just truckin’ up the M4 at 500ft now. pic.twitter.com/f7WCqkn2P4

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@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Ah, no, it’s a bit further south than I thought. And it seems to have come from the secret US..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…IN

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@R_Chirgwin @NSWRFS @bunjaree VH-NFO is indeed @NSWRFS’ leased helicopter, but the next one to come past is the Roy..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Wq

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@vealmince And it still looks like I’m half-way through typing my manifesto with half of the words in all-caps.

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wintnation Do you think that there is not a free market yes

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@oliyoung The President of South Africa?

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@markzzzsmith My real concern here, though, is the pie.

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joshgnosis Ian Macdonald now says he is too busy to check the Hansard in order to correct his comments.

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joshgnosis This is the exchange. Pezzullo accused McKim of making a brownshirts comment, then apologised. It was actually Kim..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9k

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Right. Coffee, then I’ll open my email.

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SwiftOnSecurity I can just keep tweeting like this and literally nobody would stop me. Is this how Trump feels?

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Those circumstances being the days that end in a Y. twitter.com/bymarktwain/st…

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Meanwhile, a giant wrinkled bacon arse has spread its cheeks wide and shat out some avocado-based baby poo. twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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joshgnosis AGD starts with a fight between Ian Macdonald and Nick McKim over Hitler Youth and brownshirts.

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@BXGD Thank you. Thank you so much.

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MVijay88 Passive aggressive book store in Luxembourg. pic.twitter.com/DNgzHZ1Rzs

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@cefiar I’m thinking of just spraying my whole face with that expanding foam stuff you use to fill up the buoyancy spaces in boats.

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Thu plan: Eggs (done); spectacular logistics; writing and editing and stuff, because I need to get it done; complain about things; soup.

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CanberraDSN Lost in the fog. There’s . The rest of the complex must be out there somewhere… pic.twitter.com/qTE6A1IFN5

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I didn’t even know they could talk. twitter.com/scienmag/statu…

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It’s OK, I’ve used some gaffer tape for the time being.

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@pelagikat I may well do that, thank you, but I’ve got a couple options already in the pipeline.

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@NewtonMark I’m starting to think that myself.

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I’m really not quite sure what the story is there, except that they really were ancient. Oh well, priorities shift..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…t2

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Also, the ancient lenses have delaminated to an epic extent. pic.twitter.com/v1DWDxG7Vj

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So last night the ancient spectacles I’d rolled back to finally snapped, so I’m fixing them using the traditional l..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Qg

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wintnation and dildos do not count. any schmuck can put a candidate in the upcoming 2016 Federal Election.

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TheAviationist 30 A-10 Thunderbolt II Jets Take Part In Elephant Walk Exercise At Moody AFB wp.me/p2TYIs-b1u pic.twitter.com/yeYVhhDhpu

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@DylanLacey “Something something concentration camps.”

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TheDailyEdge Pope Francis looked so much happier when he was washing the feet of prisoners, the disabled, and AIDS patients than he did meeting Trump

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Toby_Halligan You know you’re in a cool gang when Keith Windschuttle is the reasonable one

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TrainLinkWest Greetings rail-riders. Mani & Sammy here to wow you with our social media-ing and possibly brainwash you with this..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jj

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Thu plan, draft: Eggs; much writing and editing and stuff, I hope, because I need to get it done; complain about several things; soup.

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Crutnacker Trump: Why do you keep saying “the power of Christ compels you” and hitting me with water?

Pope: Testing a theory. pic.twitter.com/V0jnONuFsP

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@DDsD @rickeyre Is that a euphemism for something that I don’t want to think about over breakfast?

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@DylanLacey If then, because you know what they’re like.

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@vealmince Maybe it was the quinoa that buried that thing in the compost heap to begin with.

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Covering your slime-fruit with a couple handfuls of pig food doesn’t make it any better.

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Even the thought of eating those slime-fruit, let alone for breakfast, makes me want to vomit. Avocados are basically congealed snot paste.

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@vealmince I have no idea what a quinoa looks like but I’m guessing this could be one. pic.twitter.com/axIJ7jdaSK

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wintnation Hmm weird SA went with gas instead of a human life…

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What even is this? It looks like it was dug out a compost heap and given a quick brush-down to get rid of the worst..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…le

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MADmagazine Vatican You Believe It Dept.
OVERHEARD AT TRUMP’S MEETING WITH POPE FRANCIS
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@JobSnijders @moylecroft That sounds like a lot of pie, yet where is it now?

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wintnation I’m coming in to ruin your Monday morning.

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GonzoHacker Finally the US will become an economic powerhouse like Kansas

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Who is the guy with the mic and why does he look like he’s just been caught eating the last piece of pie and he’s d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ap

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@karinakeisler In the name of everything that is… no… Karina, no, I haven’t the strength.

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KJBar There you go. Blocked by One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts after reporting his staffer was charged with assault. pic.twitter.com/fzZZLfmOMo

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CassLowe Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack pic.twitter.com/vSB9eYtd84

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Has the world stopped being stupid yet?

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H_Miser *MS17-010 out*
“We told you to not use microsoft bla bla bla, use linux !”
“Hold my beer”

samba.org/samba/security…

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mediajorge Aphex Trump twitter.com/DearAuntCrabby…

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Thursday. Piglets. So many piglets. Piglets! Thursday.

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