Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 26th, 2017

youngvulgarian can’t believe Justin has proposed already pic.twitter.com/r1kovkdeV5

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wintnation We know some Muslim Australians are afraid of freedom & out of touch with the ABC

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jackshafer Jared Kushner profiled in a paragraph. politi.co/2roncOA pic.twitter.com/Q6SsNXwqQ8

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I retweeted this earlier but I am retweeting it again because. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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@OaaSvc I’ve found it impossible, so far at least, to find anyone in the legal profession who is a fan.

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Yes, thanks everyone. It was a silly idea to begin with, and you’re very silly for taking part. twitter.com/OaaSvc/status/…

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@OaaSvc Aha! This was what we predicted earlier, right? Goddam drunk lawyers.

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@ozmusiq But at least you don’t feel the need to make it your purpose to find everyone else’s purpose, right?

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This hashtag creates a strange vibe. twitter.com/OaaSvc/status/…

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This auction should be coming up fairly soon. Further support welcome. @OaaSvc is coordinating the syndicate. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jxeeno One could. But this illumination must* make Chatswood very exciting.

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snurb_dot_info Of course all Macron is doing is to be French and charming to the lady first. Not a concept Trump would understand. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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matthewchampion the altar boy community can and should do more to root out extremists twitter.com/thetimes/statu…

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“Bogan-curious”? Goodness me. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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weeaboo “i got banned from league of legends for DDOSing players please help” pic.twitter.com/joTsge1Xw9

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@mpesce @iain_chalmers That’s the problem. As one of Australia’s best event promoters taught me [REDACTED] years ag..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…45

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“Anthony Albanese knows a challenge to Opposition Leader Bill Shorten is pointless”, writes @LaurieOakes heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/l…

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@samanthamaiden Hello hello hello, what’s all this then? (It’s Friday, give me a break.)

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@gattaca Yeah thought it might be. Sad.

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@gattaca @Akamai Do you have any jobs that involve shitposting on Twitter all day?

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Anyway, go read “This Team Runs Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Page” (18 Jan). bloomberg.com/news/articles/… pic.twitter.com/T1mXJPaeaV

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@DavidFeng I have no idea what you mean, but at least it stopped me from ranting about Mark Zuckerberg.

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Remember when Zuckerberg said he only ate what he killed? He nearly starved, ‘cos the animals blew their own heads off rather than meet him.

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Zuckerberg is like over-boiled oats but without the exotic tastes of the orient.

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Zuckerberg is that kid from school, the one with all the best toys and a pool and stuff, but no-one ever went to play with him.

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Christ Zuckerberg shits me. He’s the very essence of Backpfeifengesicht. He’s not even properly evil, that’s the real disappointment.

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Histreepix National Security Threat Jeremy Corbyn preaches Socialism to the electorate’s nice, law-abiding daughter, Kent, 2015 pic.twitter.com/FRpfSxaS5n

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@mogadeet Thanks. I hope that makes up for the extraneous word in that tweet.

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It’s only bored billionaires with time on their hands who struggle with what their “sense of purpose”. Arsehat. 2/2

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Most people already have a sense of purpose, Zuckerberg. It’s called the constant struggle to feed and shelter your..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…TJ

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@_midofo_ @NewtonMark Someone ought to tell the government, now that I think about it.

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michaelhogan HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE twitter.com/LBC/status/868…

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@_midofo_ @NewtonMark It may well be, sailor, that you’re taking this far too seriously.

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@NewtonMark If you divide a boat it sinks. Unless it’s a catamaran.

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@alexkidman @mpesce @bunjaree Marsupeace in our time.

That’s a bit strained, isn’t it.

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@alexkidman @mpesce @bunjaree A quoll? I’m not an idiot. I let it do whatever the fuck it wanted.

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@mpesce @alexkidman They’re not that small. One wandered down the verandah here at @bunjaree one afternoon.

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@mpesce @alexkidman Quolls would make short fuckin’ work of you, mate, that’s for sure.

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@alexkidman They’re quolls, Alex. Proper animals. Not quokkas.

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I just saw that the wonderful @alex_c_lee is MCing the Sydney dinner. Honestly, she’s too good for those people.

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@OaaSvc @elronxenu @rightsagenda Will you be live-tweeting the bidding, as you hear it?

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@rightsagenda @OaaSvc And I’m sure you know, I’m one of the Attorney-General’s biggest fans, and would love to meet..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2s

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@rightsagenda @OaaSvc I believe the auction kicks of at 2150 AEST, so in a little under two hour. You still have time to contribute. 4/

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@rightsagenda Right now, @OaaSvc is coordinating a syndicate bidding on my behalf, and all manner of people are chipping in. 3/

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@rightsagenda One key item is afternoon tea with Australia’s favourite Attorney-General. the Hon Senator George Brandis QC and guests. 3/

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@rightsagenda Because there’s an auction. All sorts of cool stuff is being auctioned. galabid.com/auction/hrlcsyd But s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AN

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So, right now — right now! — is the Annual Human Rights Dinner fo@rightsagendada in Sydneyhrlc.org.au/events-list/hu…xT And it’s special… 1/

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Orkney is about to melt and sink beneath the waves. twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…

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@BundyB @jonoabroad @mpesce There’s a story there that the world will never hear.

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faithbrown417 never seen this fidget spinner before pic.twitter.com/bNYkkdcE36

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@BundyB @jonoabroad @mpesce Why did you eve… oh God no, I don’t want to know.

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@jonoabroad Oddly enough, today I wrote down the details for a new (sub)urban music group.

The Ikeas, with “Flat P..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…l0

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wintnation Watch this short video to hear Pauline speak the shocking truth about human rights … after we’ve fixed all the human wrongs ?

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allisongallaghr me: i’m gonna work real hard on being a less judgmental person

me: everyone at circular quay to see these stupid lights is my enemy

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liamvhogan ‘Uber for buses’ is the kind of phrase that you can only come up with if you’ve had way too much hand sanitiser

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_youhadonejob1 Meanwhile in Arizona. pic.twitter.com/TtjsIJWb4g

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lilzouzouni Margaret Court: “I will use other airlines for my extensive travelling

Other Airline: Welcome Aboard Margaret. Nex..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nb

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I think I’ve just wet myself with excitement. twitter.com/bbcpress/statu…

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@max_au @mpesce Presumably people had to burn avocados to stay alive.

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Um, @SnarkyPlatypus, I said her name out loud and suddenly… twitter.com/bbcpress/statu…

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charltonbrooker CUNK ON BRITAIN twitter.com/bbcpress/statu…

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The Burning of the Inner West will start with an inferno of artisanal lemongrass and clove candles.

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glengyron Soon the looting and burning will begin in the inner west.

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@abcnews Back in the day, of course, Why was the current affairs department, when they were still separate things. That was so stupid.

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The @abcnews yarn answers Who, What, Where, and When, but not Why. abc.net.au/news/2017-05-2…

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So why why is Sydney broken this time? Or is the answer just “Friday”?

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’d really hard to hear @missdianemorgan in other contexts without imagining it’s her.

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@Michtull @verge Good question. It wouldn’t pass NSW’s Workplace Surveillance Act, but then employers are often ignorant of same.

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Some people appreciate me, at least. twitter.com/kezhall/status…

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@awelder I see what you mean. But no, this is something else.

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inglesi Colleague’s description of Trump-Macron handshake. Quite something.. pic.twitter.com/KI7DAb382C

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I keep confusing Diane Abbott with Diane Morgan, at least in news reporting.

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“Remarks by President Trump at NATO Unveiling of the Article 5 and Berlin Wall Memorials - Brussels, Belgium”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cJ

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EliStokols Just got this text from GOP natsec official: “Had to apologize to a European defense attaché just now. ‘I’m sorry. He’s an idiot.’”

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jrhennessy me whenever i add a blurry photo of schooner onto my story twitter.com/pontifex/statu…

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Just quietly, Plans are being Hatched.

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ThatTimWalker Makes Diane Abbott look like a world class mathematician twitter.com/miss_mcinerney…

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BadExampleMan Excretion is the bitter part of valor.

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Oh FFS. Then what? The robot canings begin? twitter.com/verge/status/8…

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THIS IS A FUCKIN’ EXCELLENT IDEA. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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aionescu I just summed up all of infosec in 140 characters. twitter.com/aionescu/statu…

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@OaaSvc I’m guessing that’s because the blog is now quite low traffic and the post is from 2007.

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@OaaSvc Oh hang on. So where’s the blog now? (Either way, I’m happy.)

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@OaaSvc Good. As long as that’s still working. Thank you.

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Can someone Google “neocon sex kitten” for me please? I just want to check something.

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Wait. Which vocalist am I thinking of, @SnarkyPlatypus?

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This whole avocado thing is getting out of hand. twitter.com/TIME/status/86…

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@mpesce @paulkidd @viveka OK, I’m good, I hadn’t seen that concept before. Though some of us have been working in m..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LP

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carolduncan The hilarity never stops. twitter.com/sharrimarkson/…

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@mpesce @paulkidd @viveka BTW what’s MRS? (And will I feel a twat for not knowing?)

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@mpesce @paulkidd @viveka God are you taking advice from @viveka now? Has he got AR running on your genitals yet?

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@mpesce @paulkidd That’d explain the bad plumbing.

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@mpesce @paulkidd Hyperfederated, but with non-heirarchical geographic boundaries. That’d we excellent*.

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@paulkidd @mpesce Or any feudal monarchy. Fealty, etc.

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@paulkidd @mpesce Or… in a slightly different way… Cyprus.

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@jplonie @twiddlekins @OaaSvc @tresantes @Asher_Wolf It is. In fact, I’d like to go to Estonia and have a squizz.

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They don’t seem to approve of Troughman either. twitter.com/_StephenH/stat…

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@Just_James_ @QPSmedia @Pollytics Well that would be more like a trampoline.

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@Herring1967 Already up to Frame 15. I have no life.

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“Newspaper of the Year 65p.” twitter.com/christinamarti…

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roebuk Client-side security at it’s best pic.twitter.com/LbyLRL0LeA

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@Just_James_ @QPSmedia @Pollytics Is this a video I should’ve watched all the way to the end?

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@Spoonyman @Mr_Fanta_Pants I grew up on a farm. Tractors are easy prey.

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unimelb Can we breed a smarter quoll to protect it from the dangers of cane toads? w/ @ecology_ella:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FU

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@OaaSvc @tresantes @Asher_Wolf @twiddlekins This is, broadly speaking, my approach to life itself.

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@Spoonyman Fair point. :) I really must visit your patch some time. I haven’t been to Tasmania since some time last century.

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@Spoonyman Mate, come back and have a whinge when you’ve got more than six cars on the road simultaneously. :P

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7NewsSydney Power Blackout: Chaos on Sydney’s roads. M5 tunnel likely to be closed for “many hours.” livetraffic.com..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qN

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@OaaSvc @tresantes @Asher_Wolf @twiddlekins We really should’ve recruited some top-shelf law firm to bid and win, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fl

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JasonMorrisonAU M5 tunnel likely to be closed for “many hours” at this stage. Power out and back-up as well. @7NewsSydney

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This would have to be some icicle. Dar es Salaam is a quite cheerful city. twitter.com/MagicRealismBo…

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I have no idea why you don’t do that. I can livestream audio from anywhere, though there..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…na

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus This is knowledge beyond my ken. Also, why doesn’t your daughter know the many forms of..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ta

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What, make it stupid, self-referential, and full of idiots? twitter.com/TroelsOerting/…

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I am listening to this right now, as it happens, and there’s even more perkiness than usual. Gotta hand it to these..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8t

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@NeilMcMahon @kcarruthers Oh dear. That is truly schadenfreudeworthy.

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@skwashd @OaaSvc @twiddlekins I couldn’t really do that, alas. I really do play quite old-school when it comes to forms of address.

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@franksting @rwerkh There is no such thing as “internet humour”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus We could also adopt the approach to mental health championed by Singapore’s Ambassador to the US re..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yW

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LiveTrafficSyd Delay travel in affected areas. M5 East closed both ways btn Mascot & Bexley North. Up to 100 traffic lights out.
twitter.com/Ausgrid/status…

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NeilMcMahon I’ve written many thousands of words on since 2004 but this was my favourite: a review of her memoir…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SN

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@tresantes @OaaSvc @Asher_Wolf @twiddlekins Oh I’m sure the entire legal profession holds the Attorney-General in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…o2

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Ausgrid Ausgrid emergency crews are working to restore power to about 60,000 homes & businesses in Sydney’s Inner West…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…m0

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franksting Bloody hell 60,000 customers in the Inner West without power. Thanks Vivid

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20committee Just got this msg from a pal who’s a snr Europe scty official: “After [Trump NATO speech] it’s obvious he’s Putin’s boy. Now we will act.”

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@oberonsghost Sadly no, but I do have kangaroo for dinner.

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This is uncanny. His eyes seem to follow you around the room. twitter.com/benball/status…

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@OaaSvc @twiddlekins @Asher_Wolf This is probably why they’ve shifted it to live. Drunk barristers and a tax-deductible donation.

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Nicovel0 Cue the entire Mediterranean and Atlantic coasts bursting into fits of laughter. twitter.com/Otto_English/s…

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@dobes @GregorStocks @joshgnosis @peterwells This would be a much better concept for thumbnail for my yarns. pic.twitter.com/H8E14XBxjl

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wintnation **GET YOUR HOW TO VOTE IN 2016**

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PIG! PIG! PIG! PIG! PIG!

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@atomicastros In this context, I would not use the phrase “double dog”.

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@NewtonMark @formalbeer Send a minion. You do have minions, right?

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And right so. Under no circumstances should anyone watch this video. twitter.com/jrhennessy/sta…

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peterwells This stock image is heartbreaking and perfect. pic.twitter.com/2kxskS4jcl

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jturner_ibrs pretty harsh for only once city in the world to get auto-suggested pic.twitter.com/9DGGTrmrBI

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NuclearAnthro I still think this would work. Briefly. twitter.com/nuclearanthro/…

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Khanoisseur ok who made this 🔥 pic.twitter.com/v5KrKKg8dg

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glengyron The trolling of Kenny with dog stuff is a bit off. Treat him with a bit of kindness, compassion, an occasional tickle behind the ear.

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FoxNews Dan Barker on school Bible Club: There are families who wish to protect their children from the depravity & the vio..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hT

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wintnation my garbage family is paying for airfares to the globalist elitist Green ideology

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wabermes You obtained it by taking the photo from my twitter feed: twitter.com/wabermes/statu… twitter.com/jmartNYT/statu…

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@Asher_Wolf @OaaSvc @twiddlekins @R_Chirgwin @rightsagenda Oh no, it’s worse than that. But I’ll leave the lads to tell you the story.

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@dobes The pig will be adequate.

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I AM GOING TO DO SOME ACTUAL WORK SOON.

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JFC. What is WRONG with these people? twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…

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ami_angelwings I think we all saw that coming after the United incident -_- they’ll see the problem as filming abuse & not abuse twitter.com/KTLA/statuses/…

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GordyPls This is the most money I’ve ever spent on avoiding asking someone if they’re OK and if there’s anything you can do..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xo

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Amelia_Draws Conservatism is the new punk pic.twitter.com/rui7Y3OVPU

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GonzoHacker It’s nothing personal, it’s just we look in your eyes and 65 million years of mammalian evolution tells us that you’re up to no good

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GonzoHacker You can have all the behavior data and attention saturation and 63 billion dollars but people just don’t like you,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zE

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Neil_Irwin Silicon Valley vs. Wall Street, in one paragraph.

bloomberg.com/view/articles/… pic.twitter.com/mQOExPSZq1

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“Average FttN line capable of 68Mbps but will never hit 1Gbps: NBN”, writes @dobes. zdnet.com/article/averag…

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SaysSmithy How the ACCC is forcing Apple to stop acting like dodgy car dealers over repairs: afr.com/technology/tec…

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tomwalkerisgood .@hingers just reminded me it’s been 3 years since we executed our greatest work. pic.twitter.com/2Z1tBfOKCM

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joshgnosis Malcolm Roberts asked the AFP about the ACL ‘bombing’ yesterday. This was the question and response he was chasing…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lg

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jpwarren And I, for one, welcome our new spherical overlord. twitter.com/redsteeze/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus They’ll be sending The Van for you any minute, and sacrificing you to the Westconnexslayer pic.twitter.com/f4foSfmAXr

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Fri plan, update: Eggs (done long ago); writing for @zdnetaustralia, because deadline (soon) (soonish); remainder TBA, because Friday.

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Slate Hannity’s advertisers are bailing on his show like rats jumping off a sinking conspiracy theory:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ux

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Wokieleaksalt Never forget Alex Jones once posted before and after pictures to sell a supplement in which he barely changed but j..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wL

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wintnation We voted for the Abbott Government to stop the waste and abuse.

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whitequark “it is virtually impossible to completely straighten an extremely large live python”

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@OaaSvc @R_Chirgwin @twiddlekins The Attorney-General pulled himself off, you say?

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Except I’ll finish writing my other thing first, or @dobes will throw stale bread rolls at me, or worse.

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I’ll grab the Hansard transcripts of that exchange been Hanson and Lewis when they’re up. Or actually, grab the video, which is up now.

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@BlogsofWar ASIO has been getting increasingly direct about this because, as you say, it makes it hard to build tru..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0T

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@BlogsofWar Especially as he said it in Senate Estimates, part of the budget oversight process but the committees can ask about anything.

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Ah! @smh has already run it. “‘Absolutely no evidence’: ASIO boss shuts down Hanson over refugee terror links” smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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Note to self: Build a Twitter bot that just replies “Fake news!!!” or “More libtards!!!’ to just any old tweets at random. Hashtag aus pol.

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HawaiiDelilah Pure gold. Macron walks towards Trump then swerves to greet Merkel. Handshakes others before finally greeting Trump pic.twitter.com/qKk1eeb9ZC

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@_grammar_ That’s not a grammatical error, it’s a spelling error, you self-righteous dipshit.

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Now we just need the heads of MI5 and the FBI to do the same. Assuming there IS a head of the FBI these days.

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If the head of ASIO is telling a Senator to pull her head in, he must be seriously pissed off. Ping @BlogsofWar. twitter.com/channeltennews…

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channeltennews ASIO boss Duncan Lewis slams Pauline Hanson, saying there’s ‘absolutely no evidence’ of connection between refugees..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…N7

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All right-thinking Australians should watch this immediately. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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HAHAHAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah tell me another one, @GregHuntMP. twitter.com/trentyarwood/s…

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liamvhogan Any time anyone says twitter is a waste of time I remind them of the time @marrowing enraged Mia Freedman and fans by quoting her book

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jeamland Blockchain. pic.twitter.com/53ZpswKeWM

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@mpesce Except that it actually flies. Mostly.

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“The Windows code base is approximately 3.5M files and, when checked in to a Git repo, results in a repo of about 300GB.”

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Microsoft has also open-sourced that “Git Virtual File System” (GVFS). blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/bharry/2017/05… pic.twitter.com/DtxXDX4FXs

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Um, it seems that Microsoft has scaled up with a virtual file system Git so they can use it to develop Windows. blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/bharry/2017/05…

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Timeless advice here from Ebooks. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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@dobes @jeamland Yeah it’s pretty sweet. The Google says it dates back to 2013, maybe earlier. Sometimes hyphenated, Dunning-Krugerrand.

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While I support this concept, I believe someone has already been calling Bitcoin the “Dunningkrugerrand”. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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jeamland I’m going to make two new cryptocurrencies: Dunningcoin and Kruegercoin.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Leader of the Free World! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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pettyyonceh Target SNAPPED pic.twitter.com/whRhfoQCOm

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“A Danger to the World: It’s Time to Get Rid of Donald Trump: (19 May) by @SPIEGEL_English spiegel.de/international/…..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…PR

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drunkenmadman “Lol, we can fix politics in 5 minutes”.

Ah, Cory’s unsanitised mailing list. Never change. pic.twitter.com/cumhMFbEyZ

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joshgnosis Shock twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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@Kimota Thank you. That’s high praise indeed.

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Oh God no, they want the government to make sure everyone can afford to pay for Silicon Valley’s Uber But For Insul..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nE

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lexysavvides Just checked, not April Fools’ twitter.com/CultureTrip/st…

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@giddeygirl Quite a few people have done that one already.

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Well, I can’t sit here shitposting and being obnoxious all day. The news won’t sausage itself.

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Then he should have aimed his hand lower. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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Has anyone thought to add Leon Trotsky and Lev Kamenev to this photo? Or is that too obscure a reference? twitter.com/PeterSHall/sta…

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@reubenacciano @oliyoung @SnarkyPlatypus The ability to squirt out eggs isn’t that special. I can do that.

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@marcuskelson @SnarkyPlatypus @AndrewPStreet No, I’ve known Andrew for longer than either of us care to admit, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gl

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oliyoung And to be fair, platypuses aren’t all that twitter.com/datakid23/stat…

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@marcuskelson @SnarkyPlatypus An Abetz Trigger Warning is definitely needed here. How could @AndrewPStreet be so neglectful?

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How can this possibly be a “warning”? twitter.com/Beaker/status/…

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@jonoabroad @bunjaree Well even a real camera would help, because I wouldn’t have to move myself. The yellow-taileds go zoom very easily.

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Beaker Did it end with “I cashed my Soylent marketing check and had a cheeseburger?” twitter.com/tferriss/statu…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Not especially, alas. It varies day to day, though I’ve no idea why. But should have a solid second..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…h8

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HeerJeet I needed a hobby — unfortunately I decided it was to try and rehabilitate the name “Jared”

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You’ve got to be quick to catch these yellow-tailed black cockatoos, especially when they’re just 7m away. @bunjaree pic.twitter.com/fQpAxaI2ZL

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Histreepix The notorious ‘holy water jet’ was Westminster Abbey’s last line of defence against the ‘dwarf Jesuses’ infestation..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rL

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Fri plan, draft: Eggs; writing for @zdnetaustralia, because deadline; remainder TBA, because Friday, and also because neurochemistry.

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maradydd Imagine this as a statically linked binary. That’s in your car. pic.twitter.com/x8qiWsAvl5

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trouteyes I’m sorry I said that you weren’t very scary. pic.twitter.com/co7mgDHVhN

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wintnation Leftist thugs will stop at nothing - they don’t want you to be able to form thoughts

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joshgnosis Burn it all. pic.twitter.com/TcaM4m0mGw

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DuffelBlog ICYMI: Tom Cruise confirms he’ll play pilot of cargo plane hauling rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong in ‘Top Gun 2’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3O

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Greyhound_Oz @GordyPls Looks like we are being added to the boycott list 😂

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@GreenJ Goodbye, Jonathan. I’ve enjoyed knowing you.

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KenDilanianNBC Israel Alters Intelligence Sharing with US voanews.com/a/israel-us-in…

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s_m_i What a strange day. pic.twitter.com/yaP4eiBExy

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larissawaters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/7qcrOd05Yi

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HeerJeet Imagine being the second most loathsome “Jared” in prison.

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RVAwonk He’s done. twitter.com/rawstory/statu…

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JohnnyMalc @lukehgomes @MeckeringBoy Hanson concerned about quasi-religious garb that could conceal explosives. pic.twitter.com/z9g58u2ACu

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RadioFreeTom You knew this coming. It’s disgusting, but you could set your watch by it. twitter.com/theblaze/statu…

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WannaCry was a false flag operation.

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NBCNightlyNews Travel to the US has dropped 11-16% since Pres. Trump took office, Foursquare data suggests…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fc

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kumailn Can’t stop watching this. The jacket adjustment after shoving that guy out of the way has perfect comedic timing. twitter.com/stevekopack/st…

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@quackersp The opposite, I think. It makes their position quite clear. It’s an effective piece of communication.

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SandiHLogan Quite remarkable visuals: naughty schoolchildren brought into class to be lectured by some blow in. twitter.com/braddjaffy/sta…

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I do like me a good attorney’s letter, especially when they directly quote the client. twitter.com/DefenseBaron/s…

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wintnation Thing is, we always support commercially viable intermittent power rather than looking out for dogs

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wintnation incredible that josh frydenberg hasn’t realised his hair is also a victim of climate change economist, commentator and writer Alan Moran

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With today’s “Oh now what’s he done? FFS, really?” news, here’s Daniel W Drezner. twitter.com/dandrezner/sta…

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Friday. They have both kinds, though one is a little more expensive. Friday.

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