Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 28th, 2017

gilbertjasono Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write the saddest story possible in 6 words. The result: pic.twitter.com/5DVQm7R7aY

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wintnation Oh mate those were the good 90s teeth

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MuslimIQ A story in four tweets.

Hope you understand how each Muslim feels when you burden us with the crimes of others…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…r5

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PPantsdown Here’s the paragraph in case you can’t read article. To Court, racial equality is “this thing”. Plus ça change, plu..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NL

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ozjimbob Quick back of camera shot pic.twitter.com/ynFWRWBqCW

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JoParkerBear When Canadians fight on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/kVyRYTOcQs

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egadheg @SnarkyPlatypus @NeilMcMahon If you’re as young as you behave, Caleb is 75.

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Mind you, who gives a fuck about Luxembourg anyway?

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@purserj Absolutely. “Don’t worry, it’s just White House incompetence” seems a reasonable explanation. For so many things.

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@jrostant Well played, sir. Well played.

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One woman’s name spelt wrong, names in the wrong order, Melania listed twice, the year is as “2917”. It’s not all about you, boys. 2/2

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FFS, people, the fact that a gay man’s name was left off a caption doesn’t mean it was BECAUSE he’s gay. Widen your focus a little… 1/2

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MalwareJake Why is every single cab driver in Europe a dick? Guessing gun control…

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davidschneider “This election is a clear choice between me and Jeremy Corbyn. Which is why I’m sending Amber Rudd to debate instea..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xQ

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SquigglyRick Live cross literally was just about how cheesecake shop delivery man left cheesecakes on stairs at Corby home “where they remain.”

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klaasm67 The tea tank. A teapot made by Royal Mosa Maastricht in 1945 to celebrate the Liberation of the Netherlands. pic.twitter.com/SuHij2ZG2m

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“Australian convict pirates in Japan: evidence of 1830 voyage unearthed” theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/sKYgkSFCv2

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Carlos_Adama I took the original picture of the nans one the Vatican. Someone took it, cropped it and pasted it with the David a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vN

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campbellclaret It was always crazy for the Tories to turn their campaign into a personality cult around someone with so little personality.

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Rob_Stott Parachute Auntie Jen into the senate for One Nation ASAP pic.twitter.com/M90vwAGN1u

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@munin @NuclearAnthro Exactly. No-one wants to stumble across your near-fresh turds.

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@munin Or rather, I was taught to always dig a hole.

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@munin I was always taught to dig a hole, yes.

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sturdyAlex “… because I called for genocide.” pic.twitter.com/F1mAoLNtFW

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Not especially gruntled.

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natecochrane @joshgnosis Fairfax had Tim Bauer take Dutton’s photo. Bauer is well known for his portraits of PMs. $FXJ grooming Dutton for top job.

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@christopherneal He was wearing excessively candy-striped socks when meeting with his French boyfriend.

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@GyanS Was that actually a Keating quote? I thought it was older. (Also, yes, you have to know when to flick that switch.)

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@NewtonMark Nice. It started to get a bit gusty up here this afternoon. Any problems on your runs?

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Well @NewtonMark has been doing a bunch of flying today. pic.twitter.com/YmcGzQfqLQ

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@Sam_Hickey I suspect this is also comforting for me, but it’s hard to tell.

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mattzollerseitz “What did you do during the anti-fascist struggles of the Trump years, Dad?”
“Postured on Twitter about my political authenticity, mainly.”

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wintnation Senator Roberts has contacted Mr Rudd via Twitter to make him play three matches in one day.

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“Chas, no wait! You forgot your bag of haircare products. I still love you, Chas!” pic.twitter.com/BEVLs9QB6i

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I can’t understand why Trump is copping so much flak for riding a golf cart. Right, @markhumphries? pic.twitter.com/xmSrVXe70u

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@gevauden So am I. I should sketch out some options.

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RaeEarl ‘Louise’ has the best reason for closing her shop I’ve seen in a long time. pic.twitter.com/99l68ftcBG

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No more questions about the pre-smashed avocado please. I am no longer in the store, and I’m not so stupid as to buy any.

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Nightwyrm Useful graphic 👍🏻 twitter.com/OhThatLily/sta…

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AskCharlesA Offline Twitter. pic.twitter.com/P9yCjjQvXH

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jonkudelka @marcuskelson @stilgherrian soylent green is houses!

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Shopping has been done. Did you know that you can buy pre-smashed avocado in a squeeze tube? It’s like buying a pre-fab house. Or a tent.

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AwfulFantasy “Possessor Jedd was able to inhabit the body of any creature to control it. He once entered a donkey, but not in the way I just mentioned.”

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@oberonsghost @JustinTrudeau Well that sort of behaviour would get you chucked out of the Five Eyes, and rightly so.

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@jperlow I think I’ve just sorted out my business model.

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@DDsD @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree I wouldn’t want bin chickens in my parts.

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Something needs to be done about @JustinTrudeau’s socks.

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They’re grown in battery farms.

Don’t worry, I’ve already gotten my coat. twitter.com/BenedictEvans/…

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@munin As in “Système international d’unités”.

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RT [REDACTED]: Hell, include a force-feedback ring for the gentleman and you could build yourself an ILS.

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@munin The clue is in the word “international”. ;)

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Actually, LED vajazzling with two strips of chaser LEDs could be a useful navigation aid for the more clumsy gentlemen.

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@cameronesposito @phbarratt They also mis-spelled at least one name, labelled people out of order, put in Melania t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UF

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@R_Chirgwin What the hell is a lyrebird doing calling at this time of day? Also, what new sounds?

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Tuna steak in blue-cheese butter, etc.

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IMPORTANT REMINDER: You need to buy some of these. twitter.com/FastCoDesign/s…

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@jeamland I’m not talking to you today.

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wintnation He was walloping it in the assets test.

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I can, and its name is truly awesome. twitter.com/supersat/statu…

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MEMO TO ALL NEWS EDITORS: Please add this to your style guide. twitter.com/ohHollyHell/st…

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twoscomplement This is not ideal. pic.twitter.com/u0V2baU7sl

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A truly horrifying image just flashed through my mind. twitter.com/RichardWilkins…

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justkelly_ok Tech feminist starter pack twitter.com/justkelly_ok/s…

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Elmessidi The surviving hero. Micah Fletcher, 21, won a 2013 poetry competition w/ a poem condemning Islamophobia…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…m2

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ColeEscola A survivor of the stabbing in Portland has to rely on GoFundMe to pay for medical expenses because America is the best country in the world.

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@lastres0rt You probably know more than me then. I have mere fragments of Thai, which is a bit embarrassing.

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The pilot will appear next month, and it’ll be an easy question to start with: @KrazyKarl910 and will will discuss “Is there a God?”

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One of those projects is a series of long-form interviews with people I disagree with. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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If you’d like to help support these and other podcast projects, do feel free to empty your wallets into the tip jar. stilgherrian.com/tip/

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I have many, many thoughts that’ll feed into the next episode of The 9pm Edict” podcast on Tue 30 May at 2100 AEST. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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@interrogativus Sure, I’ll have a squizz at the video first, when I’m on proper bandwidth, so I can add a slightly-informed comment.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnmcternan Sure, this is also a step onto the scale that ends “Hats off, those Nazis ran those camps efficiently.”

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“Lynton Crosby deserves respect as a campaign strategist” by @johnmcternan (22 May) ft.com/content/93bcb3…

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“Some of the things I’ve seen characterized as a shitshow (or a shit show) during the last 115 days” (15 May) stronglang.wordpress.com/2017/05/15/wha…

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barefootboomer When we build the monument to the anti-Nazi fight these guys’ names will be the first on it.

Ricky Best, 53
Taliesin Namkai-Meche, 23

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barefootboomer Reminder that two guys stood up to a Nazi harassing two Muslim women and were killed for it. We are way way past discourse with Nazis.

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egadheg What am I missing? It threatens his liberty. twitter.com/SaysHummingbir…

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@Tim___F @TomCBallard This is one of life’s great mysteries.

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And yet it’s Tony Abbott who looks like a disgraced geography teacher in a shabby raincoat. twitter.com/TomCBallard/st…

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TomCBallard This is real. And amazing. pic.twitter.com/lDeexnIWmv

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ChaseMasterson And same goes for being politically literate. twitter.com/neiltyson/stat…

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oz_f This has got to be the weirdest bit of that extremely weird Dutton piece. pic.twitter.com/UHXI4Kaz7X

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CillizzaCNN Welcome home! twitter.com/jenniferjjacob…

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Sun plan: Slow start; retrieve cheese (done); Sunday lunch, Leura; a little shopping; consider the week ahead; blog. Order of play TBA.

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GonzoHacker I bet there are a lot of male only showings of superhero movies on Wednesday afternoons

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@EmpoweringFem @kcarruthers The usual meaning, but if you’re not familiar with the phrase this explanation is as go..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LF

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Apropos of absolutely nothing whatsover, has anyone seen Max Markson this morning?

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@johnb78 @expectproblems Mostly gone, but there’s still a little itchiness.

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DrJenGunter I am not a scrotum owner but I think the wrinkles are part of the package twitter.com/crutnacker/sta…

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jdub Read this thread. Because you need the phrase “petticoated swashbucklers” in your life. 💅🏻 twitter.com/JasonPoolej2/s…

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kevinbonham “Assistance to the unemployed and the sick” is just 7% of welfare spending. budget.gov.au/2016-17/conten… pic.twitter.com/i4SHhfj1u9

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_GreyWhite “Grey, what do you miss most about California”
“Well, two things, really” pic.twitter.com/KHI9TsgPSP

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@BXGD I’m a big fan of science.

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Still, they seem to have their target market sorted out. pic.twitter.com/SqZBe9tLOp

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I love that its pH is “9.5 or higher” but it’s “too pure to be tested by pH strips”. USD 17.99 for 12 x 1 litre. amazon.com/Essentia-Drink…

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Dear Science, please be looking at this wond’rous substance, and despair. twitter.com/gewt/status/86…

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Toby_Halligan They’re called baby boomers because they blow up the dreams of the next generation

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@sylmobile @SnarkyPlatypus @BundyB I may be wrong, but I assume @rhrussell isn’t the sort of person who stabs restaurant staff.

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“The right sort of perspective”. Poor bastards. twitter.com/marcuskelson/s…

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@BundyB @sylmobile That looks fuckin’ disgusting.

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This is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/techAU/status/…

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RobertMaguire_ White supremacists have killed more people in the past week than refugee terrorists from Trump travel ban countries..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9x

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SenatorLudlam rule of threes pic.twitter.com/Qd3j6Z5utx

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To be honest, Schapelle Corby is a pretty poor substitute for Chopper Read.

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I’m fascinated by the philosophical issues raised by this sign. twitter.com/helveticade/st…

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@PeteLawler @ssharwood @smh Well he seems to have gone a bit quiet just now.

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wintnation More details & videos on Facebook so have a look and tell me what day im on please because i lost count

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@PeteLawler @ssharwood @smh It seems like only yesterday that @ssharwood, in his freshly-pressed little shorts, wen..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hc

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I posted this last night, but it still seems relevant this morning. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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TheNTNews GETTING A SENSE MANY PEOPLE WOULD RATHER DIG A HOLE WITH THEIR TONGUE THAN READ ANOTHER STORY/UPDATE

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@ApostrophePong Poor Alexa B, it doesn’t sound like she had a good night out.

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Sun plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); retrieve cheese; Sunday lunch (Katoomba?); a little shopping; consider the week ahead; blog.

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gattaca So many “hacked” claims.

BA chief executive Alex Cruz said: “We believe the root cause was a power supply issue.”

bbc.com/news/uk-400698…

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@ctOSLeader @BXGD @yashar See that’s a theory I could support.

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RobinMSchaefer I was driving along a track tonight at dusk, when a bird flew into my ute door. Turned out to be a very photogenic..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Jy

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edballs Winston Peters twitter.com/winstonpeters/…

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@BXGD @yashar That was made slightly easier to do because his name is Peter Davis, not Clarke.

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@BXGD @yashar Yeah it does seem to more likely to be “simple incompetence”. The husband of NZ’s PR Helen Clarke, te..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bn

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“Did the Turkish President’s Security Detail Attack Protesters in Washington? What the Video Shows” nytimes.com/interactive/20… Such detail!

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@BXGD @yashar And, now that I look more closely, they’re in an odd order. Surely that’s Thora Margret on the far left.

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@andrewdotnich @Westpac Anything run by a bank is terrible. It’s an unwritten law. Also, sorry to hear.

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wintnation Bibi my dude - you have to call out this sexism???

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I have no idea.

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Not as awesome as some of the others, but still pretty awesome. twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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yashar White House official Facebook page does not list First Gentleman of Luxembourg in the caption. He is gay and marrie..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Us

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DrJJoyner Listening to the ER podcast. @tomricks1 describes the Trump presidency as ‘a decapitation strike we executed on ourselves’

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Glinner It’s impossible to imagine this man ever speaking to a woman beyond maybe a very elderly mother pic.twitter.com/3FMwH7u3Wi

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wintnation Pauline Hanson’s One Nation has brilliant new policies on our website - DO YOUR RESEARCH.

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mashable Fidget spinner porn is the hottest new thing on Pornhub. on.mash.to/2rAE9VT pic.twitter.com/6Kg383JkcG

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TheOnion “Next time she comes by, that’s it. We’ve got to do this. It’s now or never.” trib.al/24IZ4RW pic.twitter.com/htF540CPwL

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Sunday. Choose a planet, but don’t tell anyone. Sunday.

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Gorn, finally.

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@TechDesignau Nah don’t, because Mars is still a bit shit.

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@wibbly It does feel like that, yes. I think I need to step back from it all for a while and get a better perspective.

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P.S. Actually, not everyone loves you, but we figured you need to be cheered up right now.

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Dear America, we love you, but you’re pretty fucked up right now. Sort yourself out, OK? Love, the Entire Rest of the Planet.

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speechboy71 What an incredibly impressive person. twitter.com/arianagrande/s…

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johnthelutheran I’d rather not, thanks. 😳 pic.twitter.com/d0BL43I0ba

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I have pretty much given up trying to understand anything any more.

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mattyglesias It’s a little odd that Russian banks are doing Trump’s harassing litigation for him. twitter.com/tpm/status/868…

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I think @intelwire is suggesting that His Royal Highness and Her Majesty do black ops. He may well be right. twitter.com/intelwire/stat…

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ChuckTingle please enjoy new tingler SLAMMED BY MY HANDSOME FIDGET SPINNER out not on amazon amazon.com/dp/B071PBW6H3/ pic.twitter.com/M4qUVVXKhs

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MalwareTechBlog A British Airways employee saying the outage is a cyber-attack is like the Subway janitor telling you your sandwich contains horse meat.

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HLMenckenBot Self-respect - The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

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“Medieval fantasy city generator” flowingdata.com/2017/05/23/med… Ping @expectproblems and friends.

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titivil The hits keep on coming. pic.twitter.com/tdFXc1NGdt

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dougbrown8 Suspect in brutal Portland hate crime murders is known white supremacist. I photo’d him giving Nazi salute in April..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…IF

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Marco_Langbroek New blog post: The range of North Korea’s Hwasong-12.
sattrackcam.blogspot.nl/2017/05/the-ra…

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Sure, and congratulations, but to be fair a drunk goat could design a better interface for Apple Music. twitter.com/NorthwesternU/…

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@semibogan Well I don’t know that it was really on a farm. And I have no idea about the last point.

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@semibogan Mind you, tech doesn’t know how people think. It’s just that that’s not the evidence they’re after.

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@semibogan My understanding is that Hackett has experienced a number of things, including [REDACTED] with [REDACTED..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DM

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TheOnion BREAKING: President Trump’s Executive Order Shutting Down ‘The Onion’ trib.al/F3lPeUh pic.twitter.com/f6Mh6YkdwF

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sfmnemonic So, last evening I yielded to the mild temptation to see the latest ALIEN franchise film. I’ll never make that mistake again.

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@rwerkh Don’t be silly. Capybara can’t hold guns.

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@semibogan Not really, now that I look. It’s a mild hypnotic? Meh. Might have some interesting interactions with my current meds tho.

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DON’T WAIT FOR FACTS I DEMAND MORE UNINFORMED SPECULATION.

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@ChipRolley Go with “covert channel” rather than “back channel”, I’m being told.

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@MalwareJake I’m having trouble thinking of a motive, true, but as an Australian I know we had the ATO (IRS equiv)..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3p

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@MalwareJake I pause because I saw a presentation in Ho Chi Minh City a few weeks ago that pointed the finger at a large East Asian country.

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@MalwareJake Yeah? How about a flexing of muscle? Or a why-the-fuck-not prank? Vietnam had their airline systems ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j7

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GreenJ Mixed feelings about this ABBA comeback … pic.twitter.com/QnGcrYDt8i

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Remember, folks, when a news outlet says “there are reports that X”, it means they actually have no idea themselves.

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I really SO hope is the capybara, because I am really fuckin’ sick of writing the same data breach story over and o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…v8

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MalwareJake It could also be mutant capybaras chewing on data center cables. Ask enough sheeple for specific speculation, you’l..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SC

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@BXGD @petebasgen Thanks. I wonder if it counts that men can go to see the movie at the cinema, just not at that sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lr

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