Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 29th, 2017

I think I’d better go now, before this whole scenario becomes too complicated. Gorn.

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@GiovanniTorre I’d certainly file it under “questionable”.

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@voltagex @swearyanthony @MSF That wasn’t an excuse, just a logistical matter that needs to be resolved.

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@paulwallbank It’s probably an all-channel ROS advertising package. That’s the lowest card rate, and fills slots no..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Yn

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I tweeted about that tweet earlier.

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@developerjack And you, in turn, can imagine my usual reply.

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@developerjack Alas, I must leave the President to his Memorial Day duties, for it is long past my bedtime.

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RevRichardColes Slowest order ever to be given in Nando’s has just concluded - by the time they got to coleslaw the chicken had evolved into an ostrich.

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mattyglesias Out of touch New York elites don’t understand how much real Americans respect people like Donald and Ivanka Trump w..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nc

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PeopleOfFinland I just bought rhubarb from farmer’s market and now it travels home with me in my Tom of Finland bag. pic.twitter.com/b5aG7GXf7k

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johnb78 The comments here are as good as you might expect. twitter.com/McKelvie/statu…

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@engin_eer @NicholasFryer The latter sounds like a share house I once lived in.

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Before I say goodnight — not that I say goodnight — a final plug for The Podcast and The Tip Jar. You are all suchtwitter.com/i/web/status/8…mrhe

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NicholasFryer All of you people complaining about cynical, mindraping, contemptible bullshit on the telly, I THINK I CAN SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING WRONG.

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Histreepix @Readrrr321 This is what Princess Diana would look like today if it was still 1995! pic.twitter.com/4xUDMc3DBS

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20committee BREAKING: issues unprecedented “preservation order” to uncover evidence of Team Trump’s collusion with Moscow.

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patstokes Not to be that guy, but literally all human behaviour is literally the behaviour of primates. twitter.com/joshzepps/stat…

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CrapLocalNews Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/IUae94Ctpw

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fudgeh0g Do not underestimate the formidable western grey kangaroo. pic.twitter.com/M4PTkjGSSO

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The day after Manchester, apparently, on Instagram Stories so it’s not a private photo. That cat looks annoyed. pic.twitter.com/YBKs3mnM57

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@RealNickHodge @latikambourke True. Nihilism is really the only sensible response.

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@Retrovertigo I’m just noting the similar style. I don’t know enough to speculate about people’s ambitions.

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@latikambourke Still, I might be over-thinking it. Maybe the tweet is just poorly thought through and clumsy. Twitter types can do that.

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@latikambourke Rather that just saying that, we have the extra labelling and denigration of people’s anger, their e..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kv

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@latikambourke For me, the give-away is that suggesting people play the ball and not the man is a reasonable positi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7J

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@latikambourke It’s classic Othering. Classify your opponents as a separate sub-species with a derogatory name, den..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pg

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@latikambourke Add in a “lefties” or two and you’ve got a job application for Newscorp columnist in a single tweet!

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That @latikambourke tweet is a linguistic smorgasbord. “Twitter types” as if she’s not one; “triggered”, an essay i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sY

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wintnation You only needed to say one of them for coming up with some new racism slogans…

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jonkudelka Today’s @australian cartoon pic.twitter.com/KHF1P9DxtW

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Once more, @TeenVogue covers the day’s vital issues. twitter.com/addelindh/stat…

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I didn’t know that Oliver Stone was a global security analyst.

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@mpesce It hasn’t gone sub-zero here for quite a while. I’m starting to worry.

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DestroyingCIips Hydraulic Press vs Matches & Lighters 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/QUerPKnvxo

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In which Mr @JonathanPieNews says some things worth saying about “Hate & Anger” youtube.com/watch?v=kIvZ2E…

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Just listened to @WarCollege podcast “From loathed to loved – the deadly history of the submarinereuters.com/article/us-war…9i Fair overview.

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jimwaterson Most viral UK politics story last week was an Indy rewrite of a BuzzFeed story which added a false headline & initially removed all credit.

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Well this is what happens when you start huffing paint. twitter.com/mpesce/status/…

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bruce_haigh The arrogance and cheek. I spent half my working life in Muslim countries and would not presume to write the defini..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…01

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LordofWentworth Only 16.1% of Queenslanders are clinically insane, new poll reveals
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OaaSvc Peter Dutton, Thought Leader.

Bahahahahahahahaha twitter.com/latikambourke/…

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jpwarren “Fail fast” isn’t about getting lots of practice at failing so you can fail more.

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SalisburyTours Great Bustard at Stonehenge this morning. pic.twitter.com/nt1VVSI7sC

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@NewtonMark Yep, I did a full at that point, ‘cos I knew what it entailed. Those departure instructions s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…N9

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@IrlEmbLjubljana Ah, there’s yet another military history rabbit-hole for me to head down. Thank you!

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Ah, gotta love an industry that complains when there’s too much demand for its products. twitter.com/ABCRural/statu…

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@dfpiii Not even Donald Trump has suffered as much.

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Jesus, how fuckin’ old are these guys? twitter.com/IrlEmbLjubljan…

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What I lack in knowledge I make up for with incoherent shouting.

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wintnation i think he belongs in the paddy wagon with the rest of the looney tunes at 10:00PM EST sharp. this is a good enough reason to start with.

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@dfpiii So why don’t you have your own overly long-running television quiz show with a predictable rota of panellists?

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@TheRegister I think we have a winner, @dobes. Except it’s a “cyber winter”, obviously. twitter.com/jon_lawrence/s…

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From the archives: “Furious Stephen Fry blasts ‘evil’ Reg and ‘TW*T’ Orlowski” (Mar 2013) theregister.co.uk/2013/03/25/ste… N..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3M

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Just quietly, Stephen, if it’s an “extinction-level event” none of us will be around to give a shit. Go back to whatever it is that you do.

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“Some huge potatoes are looming”!

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HEY EVERYONE NOTED LEGAL SCHOLAR STEPHEN FRY HAS SOLVED THE INTERNET. twitter.com/MargotSaville/…

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@hughstephens @dobes @rohan_p Isn’t it time for you to go have dinner or feed the roses or water the grandmother or something?

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@dobes @rohan_p @hughstephens I cannot answer this question because I have never seen that critically-acclaimed televisual drama.

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@rohan_p @hughstephens @dobes I think you can still order this from a cafe in Glebe. pic.twitter.com/xc2qcnMWX4

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@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee Fake news. This is what insider threats look like. pic.twitter.com/NNDHoW4uKO

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@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee That is both a wonderful lede and the world’s best photo credit ever. I am in awe.

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I shifted the date to 1 June because there’s a couple things I want to finish before the end of the month. So I can invoice for them.

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“The 9pm Edict” is listener supported, of course, so do please empty your wallets into the tip jar. stilgherrian.com/tip/

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UPDATE: The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will now be streamed live this Thursday 1 June at 2100 AEST…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Wf

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@jonoabroad @lukehopewell It’s only taller trucks that are affected, and there’s LOTS of warnings signs en route to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fs

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@jonoabroad @lukehopewell They might be called squirty signs. @lukehopewell knows which it is.

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@jonoabroad @lukehopewell Oops, I slipped on placing one of those circles, but it’s close enough to give you an imp..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bw

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@jonoabroad @lukehopewell Here’s the rough 1km and 2km radiuses from each entrance to the Sydney Harbour Tunnel. Lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…88

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@jonoabroad @lukehopewell There are multiple pathways on and off the freeway closer in than that.

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lukehopewell Reminder: it’s really hard to ‘accidentally’ drive into the Sydney Harbour Tunnel if you’re overheight…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…se

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LiveTrafficSyd Traffic is heavy. Use the bridge instead. Crews are working to move the vehicle as quickly as possible. twitter.com/LiveTrafficSyd…

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True fact: The wombat is the only creature with a neck thicker than a Queensland policeman’s.

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Oh wait. The Wombat Hollow Forum happens every month. wombathollow.net.au/wombat-hollow-…

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I’m hoping they call their electronic newsletter The Hollow Wombat. twitter.com/sannapeden/sta…

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“The ‘Forgotten People’ of the Liberal party,” said Yabsley? buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/… At their age, the Lucky To Rem..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rT

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James_Jeffrey Surely GetDown! would’ve been the way to go twitter.com/ginarush/statu…

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UnitedVoiceVic Common. Sense. 🙄

Get on board the campaign to end sexual harassment in hospo ➡️ po.st/HospoVoiceFB pic.twitter.com/qtRaRShtED

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wintnation Yes it’s funny but try to focus on small bleached sections

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My understanding, however, is that the “execute” part is a considerable proportion of flying an aircraft. I’m not Dunningkrugering this.

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This is just amazing. I’m not a pilot, but FFS even I can look at those charts and figure what I’m meant to be doin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fY

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Is there a live stream of the flashing lights?

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@Vian1138 Ah no, he’s a science fiction writer, which is a bit different.

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@vealmince People with ambitions well above their station.

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* “my clients and me”

Still, a “tech writer” isn’t a real writer, so I guess it’s OK. twitter.com/ReceiptBank/st…

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Has Senator Roberts finished his question yet?

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cyenne40 The new anti-GetUp! is taking shape. pic.twitter.com/SoTQDswnaZ

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weemadando Uh, yeah. This is my city.

Stand proud Launceston, stand proud.

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RT [REDACTED]:
Email from RW GetUp

Fwd: FWD FWD Re: Fwd: The TRUTH about (((Soros))) and the CMFEU labour cultural Marxist SJWs

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Foxhunting, but for Schapelle Corby.

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joshgnosis Pretty sure this was an episode of Black Mirror. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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NuclearAnthro Mere minutes later, Timmy couldn’t understand why Father wouldn’t open the escape hatch despite the “Shelter” filli..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zy

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DavidParis Roberts reads from his script no matter what the answer is. A witness could answer “octopus” to the previous question and he wouldn’t waver.

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@dobes Everything that has ever come from South Australia is terrible.

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Is Christopher Pyne still a thing?

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People have already made the orb joke. Think of another one.

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JamieRoss7 It is my duty to inform you that Sky News just introduced Kezia Dugdale as the leader of Scottish labia. pic.twitter.com/6ZwijTEC1n

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jamesdoleman That Conservative Manifesto in full
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newsguyanthony ‘stop talking about Schapelle Corby, no one cares about Schapelle Corby’ pic.twitter.com/xBs2wQq0tt

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glengyron Free dance-dance revolution in Chatswood Westfield “Eat Street” if you want to get down to Darude’s Sandstorm.

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RichCostey There needs to be an investigation to find out if anyone in the Trump administration has ties to America.

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ach0 In things I never expect, a hare with a cigarette in its mouth just ran past me @DublinAirport! Duty free?..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xj

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burgotastic Trump has opened the OrbGate twitter.com/Breaking911/st…

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@JimRHoughton We’re somewhat too remote for that.

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COBrienBris Schapelle Corby is yet to be heard on whether she supports Adani mine plan. This can’t go on.

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FarrellPF The information commissioner has commenced a formal investigation into the immigration department’s handling of FOI..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8Z

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mwyres Raise less dollars, and spend more dollars…any wonder this guy keeps going bankrupt… pic.twitter.com/w2UwgMm3rg

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darrendavidson The Australian’s media team is looking for a media writer. To apply, see our job ad >>> pic.twitter.com/nHGSTzj3tp

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JoshBBornstein You tweeted yesterday that today’s edition of @smh would be strong?!? twitter.com/bencubby/statu…

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yazminda12 Pound town is not the UK equivalent of the dollar store. I know this now.

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Paul_Karp OpEd in The Oz says it is “uniquely dangerous” for @GuardianAus to offer well-produced online news for nothing [$$$..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7B

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@dobes @jxeeno And do you know the fastest way to melt lot of sand? Can you guess?

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MagicRealismBot A Belgian exotic dancer has a sailing ship instead of a testicle.

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jxeeno Just wait till they realise the sand on the beach is already full of silicon pic.twitter.com/fEgfqJuD62

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TabathaSouthey I feel you, Angela. twitter.com/pourmecoffee/s…

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McKelvie Remember in the 90s to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powered your internet

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wintnation I didn’t generate this one. twitter.com/SenatorMRobert…

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joshgnosis Tudge refuses to release advice he was relying on to release personal info to a journalist. crikey.com.au/2017/05/29/tud…

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If we’re going to stop doing things because they’re stupid then there won’t be much left to do. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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@twiddlekins The hot water service will be going into the dumpster because it exploded or had snakes in it or something.

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Here is a better version of the photo of the dumpster because it is important to do these things properly. pic.twitter.com/CCbWR3qd2H

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ProfChalmers YOU, A SIMPLETON: That photograph of Trump with a glowing orb is ridiculous.
ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: The orb is a stra..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tY

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@jeffsonstein I will discuss this with @R_Chirgwin, and then ignore his instructions.

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Henry_Belot Does anyone know why Rod Culleton is in the building? (h/t @MJCatalano2) pic.twitter.com/gYLZ2aCY5l

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@zackwhittaker @ashabeeeee @zdnetaustralia It is an honour to be a humble cog in such an AWESOME CYBER MACHINE.

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smurray38 What if you were to prepare your CV in LaTeX though?

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@zackwhittaker @ashabeeeee @zdnetaustralia But are they 360° Cyber, because obviously that’s important.

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_ZoeHawkins_ My new @ASPI_org report ‘Securing Democracy in the Digital Age’ on election , & email dumps aspi.org.au/publications/s…

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@ashabeeeee @zdnetaustralia I’ve been meaning to ask, @zackwhittaker, are the other newsrooms as fully cyber as Sydney?

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@jonoabroad @DanielAndrewsMP @WCnow No idea. They all look much the same at the cutting face, engineering being what it is.

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Well I guess @JohnBirmingham will be happy with my email from Amazon today. pic.twitter.com/uypLbNrsfE

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DrRhys And genuinely, my first thought was “yeah, that’s not a degree course I’d go for”. pic.twitter.com/xvUwHDLyHS

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@ashabeeeee @zdnetaustralia Asha, Asha, how could you let is down so badly?

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What’s that in standard unit, @DanielAndrewsMP? Something like MCGs or rhino-skateboards? twitter.com/DanielAndrewsM…

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. The cyber count is a mere two, @ashabeeeee, so it’s up to you now.

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@dobes Google News searches globally for “mobile device management” and “mdm”. The peak was in Sep 2016. pic.twitter.com/zjaBcCOwgL

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wintnation Why old-time immigrants are siding with Pauline Hanson and Australian Jewry » The Spectator Australia

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If Google only had some sort of device, maybe an automatic calculator, that could compute the answers to these nume..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tC

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Well, @dobes, I think it’s safe to say we’ve passed peak interest in mobile device management (MDM). pic.twitter.com/92LJX5AsbD

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@JohnBirmingham I think @NewtonMark thinks it’s even better ‘cos he has his own aircraft.

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CommsAu Do you want to play a leadership role in Australia’s media and comms sector? Apply to be the @acmadotgov Chair..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3A

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bessbell OH. MY. EFFING. GOD.
The President of the United States just blocked me on Twitter because I hurt his feelings…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…14

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KetanJ0 I don’t think executions orders by a leader, based on his thoughts at the time, are particularly compatible with Au..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4P

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@jonoabroad You could also ignore her or… er, no, I know how that would end.

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AlamoNYC We heard your complaints have taken swift & decisive action. Another women-only show on sale now!..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…go

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SamBehnam Looks like some of the comments we may see in others’ code ;) pic.twitter.com/ssLCgKjxpf

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bazecraze Remember, Jared, on the first day, go up to the biggest guy in the prison yard and marry his daughter.

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RealNickHodge I think Data played the best muggle in Alien: Covenant. (pictured: an Elf from the cartoon series) pic.twitter.com/cpHh46x71J

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@liquidparanoia @riskybusiness @australian This is excellent work. A quick pass by the subs to push a few things in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…g4

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Mon plan: Eggs (done); finish @zdnetaustralia feature; spectacular logistics; actually tackle some SEKRIT editorial project tasks (if time).

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I do not think you need to tell people on this web site that they have a “right to complain”. twitter.com/ACCAN_AU/statu…

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ColMorrisDavis .@realDonaldTrump danced with 9/11 enablers, shamed America’s closest friends, plopped butt in golf cart as healthy..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…p2

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@liquidparanoia @riskybusiness @australian “Independent sources” if you’ve asked them separately and neither of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pL

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@liquidparanoia @riskybusiness @australian “Sources familiar with the situation” if they’ve read all of this mornin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Rx

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@liquidparanoia @riskybusiness @australian It’s OK if you get a couple people to suggest it to you, after you ask t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j5

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gaileyfrey RT if u agree that ice cream is a journey pic.twitter.com/m19JtYO9pD

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That’s right, Ebooks. But what are you doing about it? twitter.com/thegrugq_ebook…

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realDonaldTrump The Fake News Media works hard at disparaging & demeaning my use of social media because they don’t want America to hear the real story!

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@liquidparanoia @riskybusiness @australian See, now you’re starting to think like a true news editor.

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semibogan How Orwellian, @myGovau pic.twitter.com/OPOXxxKsjN

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@liquidparanoia @riskybusiness Yep, Strewth can be quite fin. Don’t let the cavalcade of clockwork warriors distrac..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zd

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@riskybusiness @liquidparanoia Oh don’t get me wrong! I’m grateful to the @australian for drawing this to my attention.

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@liquidparanoia @riskybusiness Also, I do really want to hear these dogs stories. We all do.

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@liquidparanoia @riskybusiness That said, it’s actually the Strewth column, and it’s one paragraph mocking her Instagram post.

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In Australia, every day is Census Day! twitter.com/semibogan/stat…

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NoToFeminism I don’t need femimem I read “is bisexuality real?” I don’t really believe in them but I leave milk & cookies near the chimney just in case

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Hey @firstdogonmoon, I think we need to hear their story. The dogs must’ve seen some terrible things. twitter.com/aus_politics/s…

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riskybusiness Journalism at its finest. twitter.com/aus_politics/s…

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TPM Sheriff Clarke had a man detained and questioned for shaking his head at him bit.ly/2qkItIK pic.twitter.com/31Zd1xeUVc

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COMM_research @RadioFreeTom 1981: City crime & poverty = “culture” problem. Solution -> bootstraps

2017: Rural crime & poverty =..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XH

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bairdjulia Just got an email from a Manhattan spa suggesting I honour soldiers on Memorial Day by “honouring me” with a massag..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fB

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@ashabeeeee @dobes @davispg This is why we have to pick up the slack, @ashabeeeee.

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SafetyPinDaily Washington Post writer who penned positive piece about Trump Saudi trip is paid by Saudi Government | @Salon
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@davispg @dobes GIVE US WORDS AND WE WILL ABUSE THEM BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

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@dobes @davispg Thanks to your leadership, and the dutiful work of @ashabeeeee and me and others, we have successfu..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XL

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@contriteshadow Commercial news runs stories about people their audience can related to or at least argue about…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iV

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@onthemedia So this @onthemedia item: “How Tech Isn’t Stopping Terror” wnyc.org/story/tech-sto… “Put your algorithm..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…R3

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NewtonMark Hahahahahahhahahahhaa YOU ARE INCORRIGIBLE. twitter.com/KJBar/status/8…

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“Governments stand ready to regulate a cyberscape they do not understand”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/govern…

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I just saw the word “cyberscape” go past, and knew immediately who wrote it.

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Listening to this week’s @onthemedia while doing things with eggs. wnyc.org/story/focus pic.twitter.com/yjn6BJ4X2O

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kurteichenwald Ive checked all of @realDonaldTrump’s declarations from Nov to March. All of them have since proved true in sworn testimony. Oops.

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polNewsForever When you think the happening is happening but it turns out to be just another tease. pic.twitter.com/XHd9AEWusV

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Shoosh. He’s here.

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attackerman That Merkel remark means Putin has already accomplished a primary foreign policy objective. twitter.com/jeremycliffe/s…

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@purserj @zdnetaustralia You don’t. You let your editor sort out those details.

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damienpbuckley Haven’t they been through enough? twitter.com/abcnewscanberr…

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If you’d like to contribute to the health of the podcast and its presenter, do free free to visit the tip jar. stilgherrian.com/tip/

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The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast will be streamed live tomorrow night, Tue 30 May at 2100 AEST. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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Further alleged plans my be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with a couple of interesting little fact-like snippets. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Eggs; finish @zdnetaustralia feature; spectacular logistics; actually tackle SEKRIT editorial project tasks.

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 365: A certain quality of light in May” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/36… Covers 22 to 28 May. pic.twitter.com/2v1xGTlhDu

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wintnation i lvoe and cherish all of the real men, first

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@cathywilcox1 @annie_parker @kcarruthers @joannejacobs We tried to explain that you can’t change things in Australia. It’s not done.

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See, @annie_parker? This is what @kcarruthers and @joannejacobs were trying to explain. The wonderful @cathywilcox1..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…to

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@juhasaarinen @Histreepix My pleasure, Juha. I find that @Histreepix is a great way to start the day. Very informartive.

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@TrainLinkWest This is true. I’d better let you get back to it then. Happy Monday.

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Histreepix This is what Princess Diana would look like today if it was still 1995! pic.twitter.com/y6nInaHcYE

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espiers My response to a right-wing blogger who called me a kook and a loser for stating that Donald Trump is a liar / wate..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Dk

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So let me get this straight. @TrainLinkWest. It’s 0730 on a Monday morning, and you’re wondering if we ever think h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZC

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tef_ebooks it turns out the two hardest problems in computer science are paying women the same amount of money and showing posts in chronological order

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wintnation Please SHARE this post if you have not been warming since 1995.

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unixbigot “Stilgherrian’s razor: never ascribe to bigotry that which can adequately be explained by effects of eating a whole..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4W

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nycjim For-real headline on @FoxNews. pic.twitter.com/TUp3kvKji1

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BlogsofWar Surreal when I have snarky exchanges like this w/ the Russian gov only to see @realDonaldTrump advance the same lin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2T

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wintnation This will rise to $12 from January 1 when the pills are no longer representing the best interests of the country

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Monday. The glass shatters. The truth is revealed. But do you take the money? The man in the fez is watching. Monday.

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