Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 30th, 2017

I think I should lie down for a little while now.

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bhakthi Change.org petition to give Harold a state funeral

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badhairstyle Barber: What you want Bro?

Guy: You ever drive thru some empty backroads during fall?

Barber: Say no more fam. pic.twitter.com/FzcgNin1oJ

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@NewarkAirMus Excellent. Alas, I am on the opposite side of the planet.

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Hippopeteamus Healthy Donald pic.twitter.com/J21qhM6hq7

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What if Healthy Harold was really an agent of the Deep State?

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Drag0nista What if Healthy Harold wasn’t achieving anything?

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jonkudelka To be fair, Harold was ruthlessly neckshaming a generation of young people.

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“19 Things That Will Give You Intense Nostalgia For Healthy Harold” (Nov 2015) buzzfeed.com/mikeynicholson… pic.twitter.com/A6jZu0sAJt

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Rob_Stott Extremely excited for two weeks of political debate over the future of an animatronic giraffe

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@AlanKohler Love your work, Sir, but please, no karaoke. Please.

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For 35 years, Healthy Harold educated children about the dangers of drugs. As a result, no Australian aged under 40 has ever abused drugs.

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lukesesh @Spoonyman @stilgherrian he was more than just a giraffe, brian

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Wikipedia: “List of Australian and New Zealand advertising characters” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_A…

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joshgnosis Also I have a memory of them giving us condoms in year 5…I’m really hoping that was actually a Harold van now.

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Spoonyman This giraffe thing explains a lot of what is wrong with young people today.

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NicholasFryer I have never heard of Healthy Harold and am now concerned that my psychosexual development has been compromised.

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This is the only logical conclusion. Unless… twitter.com/ResignInShame/…

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@mrgrumio @NuclearAnthro Indeed. I have’t been to Woomera for ages. Possibly because it’s hours and hours of driving into the desert.

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Tonight, generations of Australians are either mourning for a lost childhood hero, or reliving long-repressed giraffe-based horrors.

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joshgnosis I was slightly scared of Harold as a child but it was mainly the part about going into a dimly-lit van with strangers.

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That’s really quite disturbing.

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“Healthy Harold in Flash Mob at Charlestown Square for Dress Down Drug Free” youtu.be/7h3pganfe78?t=…

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IanTLS I just discovered that 2 minute noodles are 3 minute noodles in the UK and now I’m questioning everything I ever th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yJ

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@NuclearAnthro Correct. Well at least that’s what the Wikipedia entry says.

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expectproblems This was some TERRIFYING shit. No joke. A scary robot giraffe taught us basic sex ed. socko.blogspot.com.au/2006/10/if-you… pic.twitter.com/0Fl36uwLE2

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Thinkpiece: “Healthy Harold: Stooge for Nutrition Fascists?”

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@expectproblems Well now I understand where your “confusion” began. IT’S THE GIRAFFE’S FAULT.

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erstkate @stilgherrian My kid was terrified of Healthy Harold because she was scared he was going to force her to eat stuff she was allergic to.

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I bet John McCain killed the giraffe as part of a CIA black op.

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twinkbahn I went to Catholic school so Healthy Harold wasn’t allowed to talk about sex or drugs, he just told us not to be racist

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@iain_chalmers @scott_thewspot Don’t worry. Nothing could possibly go wromg.

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glengyron The truth behind Healthy Harold’s sacking. pic.twitter.com/kFsWS4Vxw6

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benpobjie When innocent giraffes are sacrificed to economic rationalism, the dead Harolds will be the lucky ones twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…

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Bienie RIP Healthy Harold pic.twitter.com/tSu4JSPzsK

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@R_Chirgwin The giraffes are always the first to get it in the neck.

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burgotastic You lose the giraffes, you lose the nation

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@NuclearAnthro Woomera is still there, “the largest land-based weapons test facility in the western world.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woomera_T…

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@NuclearAnthro No problem. The Blue Streak story is an interesting one. Like so much UK Cold War stuff, Blue Streak..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…I0

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NOT HEALTHY HAROLD.

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macleanbrendan GET. FUCKED. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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joshgnosis Outrageous. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@noates Quite possibly, but they really ought to learn to be accurate when giving evidence to Senate Estimates, or they sounds silly.

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Just quietly, and don’t tell Jonathan, but every Ultravox reference is weird and ancient. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@SuperCroup Which I assume means it’s not being used yet?

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I can’t help but think there’s more to this story… twitter.com/AlexGreenwich/…

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@ashabeeeee @abcadelaide @burgotastic @dobes So, if I want to end the shame, I just have to start ignoring you?

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@abcadelaide Whatever you do, @burgotastic, don’t tell @dobes or @ashabeeeee. [Hangs head in shame.]

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newsbanks Dashcam vids are my Lolcats.

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Hey do any of my NSW followers have a digital driver’s license yet?

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LaQuishaStR The chandelier is everything twitter.com/scott_kerr/sta…

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@abcadelaide This is coming up after the news, so in a few minutes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Probably just to the actual fruit. twitter.com/teamswiftparro…

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dobes UK businesses are taking Brexit hard twitter.com/Sootyandco/sta…

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@DDsD @IllegibleSmudge I mean the actual @BOCSAR report, not the @smh yarn.

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@DDsD @IllegibleSmudge I haven’t read the report yet. Is that point covered?

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I used to work with a guy who used to work in one of those three back seats on an RAF Vulcan. twitter.com/NewarkAirMus/s…

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This radio spot is in 30 minutes. You can listen at abc.net.au/radio/adelaide… or on ABC apps. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Sathnam So many people loving this election - via @thetimes pic.twitter.com/uvEUHhK2M8

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DDsD WHY?

THEY INCREASED THE NUMBER OF DRUG TESTING VANS FROM ONE.

TO.. (wait for it..)

THREE! twitter.com/smh/status/869…

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Sydney DID have culture, but then Roger Rogerson was jailed. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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engin_eer @petstarr @stilgherrian Frumpy even.
*Takes off glasses & shakes out hair*
Why without that legacy journalism busin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Wm

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Krista_Doyle Wanna feel old? This is Hanson now. pic.twitter.com/EwHrrGbq5E

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SocialHistoryOx ‘Queck’

(BL, Add 49622, f. 190v. The Gorleston Psalter. 1310-1324) pic.twitter.com/N07kBCQDbg

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In case you’re wondering, this lede is from @nytimes, also in that dowdy business. nytimes.com/2017/05/30/bus… twitter.com/petstarr/statu…

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I’m talking about digital licenses on @abcadelaide at 1705 ACST / 1735 AEST, so in an hour. indaily.com.au/news/2017/05/3… abc.net.au/radio/adelaide/

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@Spoonyman Ah, one of the country’s finest political minds!

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petstarr “dowdy” pic.twitter.com/SE0UOOHxlo

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“Pauline Hanson Says Things Keep ‘Turning To Shit’” huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/05/29/pau… pic.twitter.com/61ZytzisRP

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@ResignInShame Yep. All the news stories I can see are timestamped less than an hour ago, and he died in hospital,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eG

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Still a lot of Noriega feels out there, eh?

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johnthelutheran Houston, we have a problem. twitter.com/JeremyCliffe/s…

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wintnation Employees quite reasonably expect the government to fly them back into the stone age where they belong!

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johnthelutheran @HeerJeet “Amazing to me” twitter.com/chuckwoolery/s…

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wintnation A lead up to the tragic news that there has been only one blackout.

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MaxBlumenthal Manuel Noriega, ex-CIA asset removed in phony regime change war by his former intel partner, Bush, has died. bbc.in/2reLmZ3

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jxeeno Well, this industry source obviously haven’t seen NBN’s RFoG specs pic.twitter.com/43QxHyiXSY

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@ataraxite Ian MacFarlane would be awesome.

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JamColley americans may not recognise this man but he’s one of australia’s foremost political commentators and the inventor o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3f

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@JonoH I might do a virtual link episode some time, yep, but the next couple will be me only, I think. Public House..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ra

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QuirkyRides We think this , known as a ‘’, is from pic.twitter.com/0EYWEQiExP

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gabrielroth “Not the Onion” headlines are a dime a dozen but “not Clickhole” headlines are rare and should be celebrated twitter.com/ABC/status/736…

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Can you get other voices for Siri? I’d like to have Dylan Moran.

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AJEnglish German Chancellor Merkel says neither the US, nor the UK can be relied upon, so the EU should plan its own destiny..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XK

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FortuneMagazine You can now donate to a Mark Zuckerberg for President campaign for.tn/2rAJPyY pic.twitter.com/2qZNBR10kL

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Is the Grattan Institute just Michelle and her dog?

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@jonoabroad @joneaves From a report I’m reading for a story to be posted tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/IaiXzlTYGx

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errorinn Holy shit: more than 800 people have tried out my game so far!!! twitter.com/errorinn/statu…

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See, World, you have no idea. THIS is how Australia approaches clean energy! twitter.com/PhillipCoorey/…

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dmeeze @stilgherrian Janet : Tudge-a Tudge-a Tudge-a Tudge me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the right…

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EnglishRussia1 Pipe has ruptured in Ukrainian capital today, security camera video footage is spectacular pic.twitter.com/WNkmbjmKlS

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Few more important sentences have ever been written. twitter.com/MikePresland/s…

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marcuskelson Yes this happened - l was there. twitter.com/ozkitsch/statu…

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burgotastic What if Australia already had its ‘Trump moment’ pic.twitter.com/7dM2dmZer5

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@doctormcdougall Well played, but at another level this stuff writes itself. That’s the sad part. Oh, and the poverty.

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Give the man a cigar! Well, a food voucher anyway. twitter.com/doctormcdougal…

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Sorry, that should be:

Tudge me, Tudge me
I want to feel your body
Your heartbeat next to mine
(This is the night)
Tudge me, Tudge me now

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Tudged By The Hand Of Cicciolina.

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Tudge me, Tudge me
I want to feel your body
Your heartbeat next to mine
(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me now

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Show me on the doll where the bad man Tudged your Centrelink payments.

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@jeamland @crikey_news Oh yes, there’s some excellent Tudging of words there. I like Tudgeminster in particular.

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The IT savvy of the Australian Government, ladies and gentlemen. Don’t crowd, now, you’ll all get a chance to look…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SU

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“HPE SAN behind ATO outage was designed for performance instead of stability”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/hpe-sa…

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@jeamland @crikey_news I haven’t tackled that yet. Salad first, I thought.

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@bastardsheep @SwiftOnSecurity Both series of “Danger 5” are on Netflix, I believe, and they are highly recommended..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…VC

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@bastardsheep @SwiftOnSecurity That’s McKenzie, and this is Colonel Chestbridge, from “Danger 5”, and the fact that..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7P

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@SwiftOnSecurity Our Australian furry heroes piss on your rubbish ones. pic.twitter.com/gwn8QNxBcc

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wintnation Well, today, apparently words can hurt you, but only if you are meeting us at the Prince Alfred in Booval at 7pm tonight.

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glengyron Senator Conroy most be a fair way along the slide that ends joining Latham’s Outsiders.

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quailtea I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME IM SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/TiDD8NoFi8

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“In a 12-hour period that included mystery movements in Sydney…twitter.com/dailytelegraph…MI

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SarahThyre We have our official “let them eat cake” twitter.com/ivankatrumphq/…

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Pinboard It’s been a while since we last found Satoshi Nakamoto

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@R_Chirgwin @acaderama Well right now I think work has stopped while they resolve the question of whether a biplane..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ps

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rharris334 Big day for @HumanHeadline pic.twitter.com/BCyw2Kok3x

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@Antipaganda OK, so that is really, really evil.

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@acaderama @R_Chirgwin It is. Though I’d never imagined that gathering all the junk and putting it in the skip would be that complicated. :)

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@acaderama “Affectionate amusement”, it was. Both @R_Chirgwin’s lads are on the spectrum. Right now they’re working..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rX

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Tue plan, final draft: Email was benign, symptoms and side affects are irritating, so from here on it’s a quiet day. Again. Sigh.

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sirosenbaum we have a winner twitter.com/BeeBabs/status…

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Clownchops Worst theme park EVER… pic.twitter.com/1Zy8DQclGL

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Separately to that, this is an excellent concept. twitter.com/Rashas_Mo/stat…

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I’ve just deleted a bunch of tweets asking about a collective noun because it was inappropriate outside the local context. Sorry.

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@acaderama Sorry. The word is used fairly loosely around here.

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thegrugq It’s not human error. Computers suck. If clicking a link breaks the security of your network, your network wasn’t s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fn

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SwiftOnSecurity The CIA needs to start mixing in random intelligence about reptile humans and alien sex police

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“ATO reveals cause of SAN failure”, writes @alliecoyne itnews.com.au/news/ato-revea…

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ErrataRob I don’t think anybody seriously disagrees with this. twitter.com/SpaceGiko/stat…

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@GuardianAus Seriously, do readers of the @dailytelegraph ever have their careers destroyed by tortoises?

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I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that reading the @GuardianAus is the direct cause of all these bizarre lifest..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yL

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@jonoabroad Well I would make them catch the train. It’d be like the Venga Bus, only more so.

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@nehadk @Snailseyeview This whole Nicodamidae situation needs to be sorted out. We can’t have confusedly classified spiders on the loose!

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New report from NSW @BOCSAR: “Recent Trends in Arrests for Drug Driving” bocsar.nsw.gov.au/Documents/BB/R… (PDF)

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I support this proposal because I would seriously love to see all the TV princesses (of every gender) on the train..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…86

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Meanwhile… Body aches, blocked sinuses, fuzzy head, eyes feeling like they’re oozing out of my face . Sigh.

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@nehadk Hmmm… Others are IDing that critter as Nicodamus peregrinuarachne.org.au/01_cms/details…b3, though they’re all Nicodamidae.

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@twiddlekins We had red-bellied black snakes on the farm. I know them well.

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@jonoabroad @twiddlekins You mean the mountains where the stuff in the air makes everything look slightly blue?

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@twiddlekins This is such an excellent country. What’s that? Black spider. What’s that? Red and black spider? What’s that? Black cockatoo.

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As @Snailseyeview now reminds me, the red one is a Nicodamus species, aka… wait for it… a red-black spidetwitter.com/i/web/status/8…nsZmRM

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@Snailseyeview Nah that’s it. I now remember someone spotting is as a Nicodamus sp ages ago. Thanks.

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@twiddlekins This was pretty much my “reasoning” when my entire body jolted back as the little fucker lunged.

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The black one is a common-as-muck black house spider (Badumna insignis) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hou… No idea what the re..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…h8

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@twiddlekins Yep, I know, I’ve been bitten at least twice by black house spiders and it’s not at all fun.

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This spider, photographed in exactly the same spot in 2013, is much better. pic.twitter.com/Ce18A0Ut2l

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Also, adrenalin is excellent. I am quite awake now.

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This is Australia. Of course it’s venomous.

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2. As I moved my phone hand in closer to take a better photo, the little fucker lunged at me. pic.twitter.com/wGynC5Ocoo

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1. I heard a fly making really strange, strained noises, looked up, and found this. pic.twitter.com/wqa3kPYRi9

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wintnation fuck our government really is a pack of parasites who should be lined up and guillotined

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Oh good. Senator Roberts has gotten loose again. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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lukehopewell Have we had a series of lukewarm takes about House Of Cards compared to the Trump White House yet or did I come back too early

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MarkDiStef *strokes chin*

bold plan. pic.twitter.com/j9hK6sUk4m

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billmckibben Half a million people displaced by flooding in Sri Lanka, storm warnings now at a max 10 in Bangladesh..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ra

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CraigAllanSmith My mate Maurice found his old donor card from the 1980’s.
Absolute belter pic.twitter.com/8XVFBoLUuB

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@joshgnosis @jonoabroad Yeah I think that’s going too far, Josh.

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@joshgnosis @jonoabroad I like the honesty of saying journalism isn’t so much “more correct” as “less incorrect”.

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byrdinator still my favorite government program pic.twitter.com/89tkPgkYCD

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Curious but compelling metaphor of Trump as a minotaur running loose in the labyrinth of White House law in this..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…y6

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joshgnosis Treasury can’t tell me the budget for budget lock-up. Lulz.

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A @lawfarepodcast in which Obama’s White House Counsel, Bob Bauer, discusses rump and his White House Counsel. lawfareblog.com/lawfare-podcas…

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icetsvu It’s a nootropic from the dark web called Spider Twinkle. Chick was givin’ a TEDx talk on using cybernetic alpacas…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tW

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SteveMolk So buckle in, people. The best worst of the Australian media in its entirety is yet to come.

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adamliaw What if we gave all stadiums two names, one for conservatives and one for liberals? And also different water fountains. And seats on buses.

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jamesrbuk TL;dr: Paxman’s long reign of terror might finally be over. twitter.com/aljwhite/statu…

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Tue plan, supplemental: If you thought I was going a podcast tonight, well, I’ve moved it to Thursday. Please cope. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tue plan, early draft: Eggs and mushrooms; open email; cry; remainder TBA, depending on previous two items.

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Brocklesnitch I now call fisting ‘Margaret Court’s Tennis Elbow’

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stilgherrian Caleb. twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…

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@engin_eer @thegrugq_ebooks @intelwire Please leave Ebooks out of the thread. The damn thing seems to be programmed..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…OY

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HamillHimself Except the ones who were captured. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@dobes Was that the thing with the wombats?

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intelwire “I’d like to buy a vowel, Chuck.” PR_T_COL_ _F TH_ _LD_RS _F _I_N twitter.com/chuckwoolery/s…

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I was just looking for this statistic, but @RealTimeWWII is on the case. This count is just May. There’s June and J..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xi

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@twiddlekins @johnmoe Yeah there’s quite a lot of wrong happening over there.

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This why, unlike the Allies’ war narrative, Japan’s doesn’t see the two atomic raids as being particularly special…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…04

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The office @BOM_NSW station at Mt Boyce is a bit higher and more exposed than @bunjaree, so this doesn’t scare me a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bn

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NewtonMark They won’t guarantee their Mt Isa copper mines “beyond the end of their life.” Um. Yes. That’s obvious. twitter.com/PhillipCoorey/…

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ecoknowgrapher Biden, you little devil

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Perhaps Senator Abetz and the rest of the Anzac Day Absolutists could consider this version of a national memorial..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BS

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johnmoe Yeah the @ is happening over at this tweet. twitter.com/ivankatrumphq/…

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wintnation So the climate has never been like this in the new year so if you can lend a hand please do so.

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OAICgov Our new eLearning program helps introduce Privacy Impact Assessments (PIAs). It’s free and available now:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rS

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DeathStarPR Thoughts and prayers. pic.twitter.com/K7mMjlXVgd

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@purserj That is magnificent. Well done, autocorrect.

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These are wonderful and I think @ApostrophePong would like them too. twitter.com/Oniropolis/sta…

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“The province was generous but, Parrell says, it didn’t cover all the duck-related expenses.” twitter.com/OttawaCitizen/…

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@BrettJohnson008 And yes, that’s a merely a statement about my ability, not a counter-argument.

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@BrettJohnson008 Perhaps. Maybe it’s my lack of coffee so far today, but I’m still not seeing how failures are a pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nm

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I can’t be sure, but didn’t I read about something like this happening before? twitter.com/jason_a_w/stat…

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wintnation society is changing, constantly ggrowing and improving, and i think i will stay online for about 3 more hours.

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RadioFreeTom No. I don’t watch the Olympics.

But sure. Nativism is the natural order of things. Among the lower primates and h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…d7

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In fact I must be wrong, because we can all see the huge proportion of startups that succeed in becoming effective businesses.

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Learning individually by personal trial and error seems massively inefficient to me, but maybe I’m wrong.

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“To be a good surgeon, one would need a few patient deaths under one’s belt as well as survivors. Better assessment..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eC

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DannyDutch Meanwhile, in One shopping centre. pic.twitter.com/wTbcB0zuwx

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JubileeDJ Someone took a photo of why I don’t hang out in Brooklyn pic.twitter.com/FgEIMwER99

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@elronxenu @dobes Ah yes, though “triggered” is now used by some people to mean a knee-jerk reaction, or rather, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ot

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@gareth__ @passbolt As always with these things, the real question is why it can’t just have a single field called “name”.

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@gareth__ @passbolt Well it’s only an alpha, so there’s still time for @passbolt to realise that that’s not how names work.

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wintnation Leftist thugs will stop at nothing - they don’t want you to be able to buy the shares in a fucked up multi stage public offering

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Tuesday. The first three layers are fine, but after that it gets difficult. Drive carefully. Tuesday.

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