Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 31st, 2017

Those meta-meta subtweets really aren’t as funny as you think. Wankers.

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twlldun “Hiding in the Stock Cupboard: each week, another apologist for sex crimes will join me, Julian Assange, and Hide I..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dN

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AndrewPStreet I’m not sure which is funnier: the Trump supporters sulking about or the Trump supporters arguing it was a brilliant tactic.

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ddowza You know those ‘cute meme tweets’ from corporations? Thats just millennials signaling that we have taken over the communications systems.

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@DemonicVel I seem to get into bizarre conversations with @TrainLinkWest every few days.

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DemonicVel What is wrong with my local railway system? pic.twitter.com/u6HxSjfngn

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@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin @BOM_NSW Someone with more brains than me has just asked “How can it snow fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rY

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If you get beyond that message, you usually just get a map of Africa.

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The new taxi booking and tracking system up here is excellent*. pic.twitter.com/XZvLqtVTTd

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Waiting for a taxi to arrive. It must be coming from, oh, Dubbo or somewhere.

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@ResignInShame @CARROT_app @R_Chirgwin Well @CARROT_app has “light snow” while @BOM_NSW has “light frost”. We need to know more.

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AJEnglish While many were focused on Trump’s tweet, at least 80 people were killed in a devastating attack in ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…e5

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@R_Chirgwin Nowhere as good a band as Hush though. As I said, plod rock.

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@Asher_Wolf Thank you. But I’ll be gone very soon.

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@Asher_Wolf Is that a philosophical questi… oh I see what you mean. I’m in a front bar and The Important Sportsball Game is on soon.

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Generic Aussie plod-rock. I think there’s software to do that now, including creating the one band member who’s a bit Asian.

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Wondering once again why people even watch free-to-air commercial TV. Such a cavalcade of crap.

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Kon__K Last time I’ll ever say this

No. of people seeking who’ve arrived by sea to Oz since 1976?

69,749

No. found to be terrorists?

0

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@garthk @NewtonMark @SenatorLudlam You can always grab the video off ParlView and upload it yourself. Like us grown..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xF

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MikeCarlton01 Oh, the ignorance. It’s actually an allusion to Confederate General Beauregarde P. Covfefe, mortally wounded at Sphinctersville in 1864.

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Next up on “A Current Affair”, why Jews cause cancer.

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Yeah the AAT responded it’s on the website.

[Waits for Channel Nine viewers to put down their State of Origin beers to read the document.]

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Classy stuff. This is basically cherry-picked “evidence” that the Administrative Appeals Tribunal is soft on all these criminal immigrants.

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Now “A Current Affair” is running reading the rap sheets* of refugees who’ve committed crimes, interspersed with Ray Hadley shouting.

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“A Current Affair” has a story which is just the tweets of support that other celebs are sending OIivia Newton-John about her cancer.

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@LittleBertie01 @natecochrane @sgfeige This is the moment I discovered that Josh Whedon, who I understand to be a T..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…He

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Well that’s when the aliens came into the room. Der. twitter.com/drunkenmadman/…

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joshgnosis Turnbull making the case for the media reforms. Says 41 years ago he was covering NSW Parliament for Nine and 2SM. pic.twitter.com/rj9p674Vdi

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MarkDiStef Fairfax CEO Greg Hywood stands on stage with Australia’s top media execs: “The extraordinary diversity that this in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8r

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@developerjack I don’t understand the specific reference, but will assume it’s important. (I’ll watch the clip when I get home.)

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@DancingDanB The classic nerd mistake is to think of it as a software thing rather than a physical thing.

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SquigglyRick speed hump twitter.com/dailydot/statu…

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@feenicks You’re preachin’ to the choir here, Sir.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wedneday: “Australia’s grand cyber plan swamped by reality: ASPI” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Surely I’m not the first person on the planet to plot the finger movements? Even after a caught a train and went to the pub?

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Here we go. Follow the finger typing “coverage”.
1. C
2. O
3. V, and then the slip…
4 V F E
5. F Efpic.twitter.com/0U9eSghWqUqU

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I was just about to check the timing, but here it is. Slip and hit “Send” as someone comes in with the urgent messa..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…HV

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I reckon all this jollity will look way embarrassing in a few hours. But them I’m always such a misery guts.

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My theories about have shifted right across to POTUS having to focus on the threat to diplomats in Kabul. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Kabul’s diplomatic zone is “a heavily fortified area. The zone is considered the safest in the capital, with 3m (10ft) high blast walls.”

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@BBCNews Here’s what the BBC has reported in the way of casualties, at least for now. 80+ dead, 350 injured. pic.twitter.com/qqTB74juDT

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“Kabul bomb: Diplomatic zone attack kills dozens”, reports @BBCNews bbc.com/news/world-asi…

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@druey Indeed. Do we know yet whether it was a simple passenger health thing, or something else?

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HabibKhanT Update on - around 80 killed and more than 350 wounded in the massive blast that hit the Afghan capital Wednesday morning.

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I think I’ll need soup and a drink at The Grand View before heading back to @bunjaree this evening.

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@Herring1967 That reminds me. I’m up to Frame 44 now. It’s probably not healthy for me.

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zachbraff “Not only is covfefe a word, it’s the greatest word ever uttered.” pic.twitter.com/kWhfLrFaKn

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KatieELN bringing us all together because… pic.twitter.com/ThLhxuAVG6

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The workday is just starting in Europe and the UK. In a few hours, America will awake in the Age of Covfefe. Hilarity will ensue.

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“Covfefe: Donald Trump may have just invented the word of 2017 (even if it was an accident)” from @abcnews abc.net.au/news/2017-05-3…

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jxeeno google’s machine learning is at it again. queries related to pic.twitter.com/CvGxf6NwSR

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Toby_Halligan is like America sitting around the radio listening to FDR except with memes and ridicule

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@DockRogers1953 @paulbrislen @TrainsInfo @onerahinz Glad to be of service. It’s slightly easier for us to laugh ‘co..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bT

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nigelcameron One day, we shall all remember where we were when we first saw the word. twitter.com/chrisdeerin/st…

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TheInterdiction ‘No, it’s still there 😂😂😂’ pic.twitter.com/yndPf2yThG

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So, @TrainLinkWest, is something like Thunderbirds’ F.A.B.? twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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jxeeno i can’t take this web site anymore pic.twitter.com/0xLvDxaGQ4

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@jxeeno I’ve been talking with train crews and they’ve been VERY frustrated with the situation. Good to hear progress is being made.

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@jxeeno Excellent news. The late afternoon Sat & Sun 4-car runs back to Sydney are standing room only on sunny weekends.

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GordyPls Watching the Trump presidency is a lot like watching an 18 month old look behind an iPad to try and see the back of a Skype correspondent.

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Four minutes until sunset, Valley Heights. pic.twitter.com/0C2uEAPV3F

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Dear America, Sydney’s train system is standing with you in solidarity. @TrainsInfo pic.twitter.com/MElD7eFbwA

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TrainsInfo Good afternoon. As at 16:30 services are

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All good, @TrainLinkWest. If an ambulance is needed then that’s more important than me. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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Yep, the Indian-Pacific (run 4SA8, 26 cars) is at Springwood, and I’m in (run W559, 8 cars) at Valley..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bu

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I see that @TrainLinkWest ain’t across this yet, but it literally just happened. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Stuck at Valley Heights outbound because the Indian-Pacific ahead of us is dealing with a “medical emergency”.

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brianbeutler In this moment, he became Presfefe. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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juhasaarinen Agh, clicked on and it made a column in Tweetdeck that’s going berserk with tweets.

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SquigglyRick Now is the winter of your shit content

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AJEnglish UPDATE: At least 9 people killed and 92 wounded in a suicide bomb attack in the heart of Kabul’s diplomatic distric..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4D

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@jxeeno This is excellent news. The key weekend runs at tourist times are packed. I hope they’re whole additional runs.

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@dobes And that’s just an animatronic me. Just like with Healthy Harold, I’m controlling everything from here on the .

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Louiseontwitr ‘Life covfefes at you fast’:  Donald Trump’s unfinished tweet ignites the internet telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/3… via @TelegraphNews

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@dobes That’s me in the floral dress and black tights on the far left, which is why all those guys nearby are looking at me.

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@domknight We’ve had a serious bombing in Kabul and, significantly, a bunch of Russian cruise missiles lobbed into..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cy

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The Indian-Pacific passing through Penrith. pic.twitter.com/KSBFWPJ5bW

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JoelRDodd Got it.

Come On Vladimir. Fuck Europe. Fuck Everyone.

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MicahGrimes BBC staff reportedly injured in Kabul bombing. twitter.com/khalilnoori/st…

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YanniKouts Here is a verified video of the aftermath. /via @TOLOnews. pic.twitter.com/cjJcMmR25c

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NuclearAnthro My. God. This thread. twitter.com/mad_catur/stat…

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JohnBirmingham For fucks sake! IT’S KUH_FEFF_AY!

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wintnation “I’m not a racist, I am a fourth-generation farmer from the upper Great Southern region of Western Australia finally given a fair go!

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@redclaw42 @NewtonMark @erstkate All good. @NewtonMark and I are very good with timezones, for various reasons. ;) Happy day!

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@benpobjie Well I figure you could fit a few more in if you rolled some of the less-effective presenters out into the street.

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If @ABCmediawatch doesn’t cover then the entire ABC should be shut down and the studios used for intensive pig farming.

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sunsentinello RT @talicoop: My dad just bought the CA license plate “COVFEFE.” pic.twitter.com/MIP9hjDiRa

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MarkDiStef Ok. Shut the front door. One Nation sells a party stress ball in the shape of a… planshop.onenation.com.au/collections/fr…9pic.twitter.com/6BupsZJgHPHP

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glengyron At night in the camps we will laugh, huddled around the burning car engine blocks that keep us warm. twitter.com/birbigs/status…

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@MadScotty I honestly can’t tell any more.

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Well here’s a reason POTUS might suddenly stop tweeting. Maybe. Or maybe you’d keep him out of the situation room a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…e9

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ReutersIndia Russian warship and submarine launch cruise missiles from Mediterranean to Islamic State units near Palmyra - Ifax..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JF

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@InMedioSitu @Asher_Wolf Exactly. It’s only my gut feeling, but gut feelings should be listened to sometimes.

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@redclaw42 @NewtonMark @erstkate Huh? The tweet is shown as being at 1406 AEST Wednesday (where I am), but that’s 0..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8e

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Now playing: Electronic, “Getting Away With It” youtube.com/watch?v=bSP1EP…

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theharryshearer In fairness, let’s remember that spelled backwards is

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Auto-da-covféfé?

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@NewtonMark @erstkate Given the competence* of this administration, I can imagine them not finding a body until breakfast time.

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Is this how a presidency ends, at six minutes past midnight Washington time?

My mood is now shifting from mirth to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…io

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ctrl_alt_kaveet Ummm give me an E
pic.twitter.com/U7m663cbKJ

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maadonna Geez - if you missed the beginning of that meme you’d be wondering what the hell the twitters are talking about…

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MalwareJake If I were the @shadowbrokerss, I’d have sent Bitcoin to people I didn’t like. @FBI will be all over those wallets…
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MerriamWebster Wakes up.
Checks Twitter.
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Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.

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HeerJeet TRUMP: What happens if they uncover the plot & want to arrest me.
PUTIN: We’ll pull you out. Just tweet out the code word “covfefe”

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davispg It’s the covfefe way. twitter.com/maxuthink/stat…

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jendudley Does it sound like “corn thief”? I need to know.

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SwiftOnSecurity Going to bed really disappointed by the immature responses I’m seeing tonight to a simple typographical mistake.

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thinkpiecebot What Can Covfefe Tell Us About Feminism?

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Another possibility is that COVFEFE is the unlock code for the The Football.

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I would like to see some @Twitter statistics on just how fast rose into the Trending list. A chart would be ideal. Obviously.

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iiTalW Take a moment to admire the courageous people of Twitter dedicated to clearing up any confusion..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…D6

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jeamland Covfefe was Harambe’s sister.

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MsMinotaur Here, I made this for you, internet pic.twitter.com/SJlqfuTAlY

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glengyron Congratulations to Cthulhu on rebranding as

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zachbraff When “covfefe” is your activation word. pic.twitter.com/maIwluvKPn

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“NBN FttN users least likely to recommend network, most likely to switch tech”, writes @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/nbn-ft…

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andrewdotnich

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riskybusiness Oh my god, not covfefe!

This is 10x worse than Reston 5.

ACTIVATE!

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@gordonkerry It’s OK. I know what I’m doing.

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And so it begins.

Also, One Flew Over the Corvfefe’s Nest. pic.twitter.com/jDvcJfp7Iv

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The world has its priorities sorted. pic.twitter.com/OGpMCiOoHK

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joshgnosis TIL that Cate Blanchett voices what is kind of a Siri for the NDIS. Still in early stages, apparently, and not yet available

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jonkudelka I choose to believe it is a type of coffee slightly fluffier than a cappuccino.

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dobes This website, end it all twitter.com/sarahjeong/sta…

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The Nordics: May the snakes grasp your tongue. Ommmmm.
Trump: Despite the constant negative press covfefe…
The Nordtwitter.com/i/web/status/8…DlHb

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JazzTwemlow In fairness, you get some positive covfefe from Breitfef, FOX & Ferfs, and Milo Fefenefellfef as well. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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rohan_p People see opportunity in the strangest places pic.twitter.com/9syxPXLv8C

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BillKristol This tweet entitled, “Self-Pity at Midnight” (unfinished). twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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It is 1408 AEST. A guy enters the pub in full Maroons garb, NUGGET on the back, carrying a Maroons flag. It’s nearly 6 hours until kick-off.

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@jupjup159 @jetkering @Billandbecks @PPantsdown You can drop me from this thread, guys. Life’s too short, etc.

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@vealmince Mate. I saw it. I was there. I saw the whole thing.

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riskybusiness The Snooze button being visible in this screen cap is 10/10. twitter.com/Metlstorm/stat…

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@vealmince Yep, the body could’ve been subbed down to half its length with no loss of meaning.

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@shamaroo Yep, and I’m already into the fish’n’chips.

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@vealmince Well I have insomnia, remember.

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@vealmince I’m a fuckin’ legend, mate.

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Phase One complete. The cow is red. I repeat, the cow is red.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “Australia’s grand cyber plan swamped by reality: ASPI” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@joshgnosis Audio and especially video soon clocks up the bits.

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GreenJ she actually called them a pack of tunts. twitter.com/mrwashout/stat…

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aaroncynic “Why aren’t more millennials drinking on the job?” wsj.com/articles/going… pic.twitter.com/2I1KQFL8lM

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juhasaarinen Somewhere in the skies, a unicorn is being unaccountably unwell. pic.twitter.com/TkEHZcWyS8

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Class act, though once inside he’ll have more time for his fashion and make-up YouTube channel. twitter.com/bethnakamura/s…

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So yeah winter starts tomorrow here in the Blue Mountains. Mind you, it’s only 8C outside this snuggly warm..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…T8

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PPantsdown Wild radio interview on Monday from Margaret Courtyard-Bins, sections transcribed by @jupjup159, check it out :..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mv

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KellerberrinPol Local charged with crim damage after writing own name and address into wet concrete overnight. ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vw

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I wonder how many times it’ll include the word “bullshit”. twitter.com/Data61news/sta…

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wintnation In other housing news, China’s 15th richest man has been found bankrupt by the Western Australia Federal Court.

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@corduroy Yep, as @gpdawson said just before, the latter two are US sources (probably @weatherchannel is my guess)..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6Y

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James_Jeffrey May include traces of Hitler, communists and the big fella himself, LUCIFER twitter.com/lanesainty/sta…

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MattCowgill If the CEO of Wesfarmers can get paid just $7.5 million per year, why shouldn’t dishwashers get less money on Sunda..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yr

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marquelawyers Bolt’s right, it really is bullying of Margaret Court to keep quoting her own words which she said publicly to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8z

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lyndalcurtis Impressed by the range of services this camera shop offers (in ad for passport photos) pic.twitter.com/CrQ93ce36q

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danilic Choices: Buy a house or Channel Ten? twitter.com/GenericGene/st…

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boring_as_heck Keep up the good work, Wisconsin. pic.twitter.com/Nm4bMh5eG1

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Fly me to the moon
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@gpdawson @NewtonMark @BOM_au @weatherchannel That’s more or less what I thought. Thanks, Graham.

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dobes This is a proper, first-class bird. twitter.com/tiellover/stat…

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RadioFreeTom Trump’s gonna win again, I can see it already. twitter.com/cheetahweb/sta…

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@NewtonMark @BOM_au @weatherchannel @gpdawson True. Oh well, I’ll leave that rabbit-hole to another day. It’s too e..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oy

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@NewtonMark My guess is @BOM_au vs @weatherchannel. Dunno what those models are, but are they interpolation models? @gpdawson?

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Intrigued by the way different weathers apps used different data sources. pic.twitter.com/4WQpzuuYR1

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@zdnetaustralia I really need to get this plan under way.

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thegrugq_ebooks they went from “tomorrow, ok?” To “fucking tomorrow cunt!!!”

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Wed plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia (done); errands and steak (Penrith); various tasks en route each way (I have a list); stay warm.

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@dobes To be honest, Healthy Harold is little different from what happens in @Scarfolk.

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@dobes Yep, I think that’s what’s gonna happen.

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stilgherrian @BreakfastNews Harold is yellow and white. The Nordic Orb is yellow and white. This cannot be a coincidence. twitter.com/mattmfm/status…

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I do think I’ve uncovered what all this Healthy Harold stuff has been about over the least 24 hours. Ping @dobes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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dobes EXACTLY! There is no other way. twitter.com/chrisjoregan/s…

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God I really should take my meds now. This is like having a bit too much red cordial, and Healthy Harold wouldn’t approve.

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For 35 years, Healthy Harold has educated children about healthy living. As a result, no Australian aged under 40 has ever abused drugs.

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@joshgnosis See what I mean? Healthy Harold is why Australia is the way it is. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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So many excellent* Healthy Harold tweets were tweeted last night. twitter.com/expectproblems…

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stilgherrian Tonight, generations of Australians are either mourning for a lost childhood hero, or reliving long-repressed giraffe-based horrors.

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stilgherrian “19 Things That Will Give You Intense Nostalgia For Healthy Harold” (Nov 2015) buzzfeed.com/mikeynicholson… pic.twitter.com/A6jZu0sAJt

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dobes “Hi kids, let’s see what you look like with your clothes and your skin off,” said the puppet. pic.twitter.com/oVhsXMNiL5

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wintnation I will bring the changes to parliament to make you sad?

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Yeah I can go with Alex Jones actually being Humphrey B Bear after he’s been shaved all over. twitter.com/AndyDW_/status…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s grand cyber plan swamped by reality: ASPI” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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wintnation Go to this link to register your interest in becoming a candidate at onenation.com.au/candidate_appl…

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AlexanderEmmons Watch as Stuart Jones, a high-level acting official in the State Dept, is asked why they criticize Iranian election..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fe

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lostateminor Japanese ad uses actual animals to gauge how much a woman’s breast weighs - lostateminor.com/2017/05/31/jap… pic.twitter.com/ipjlr3qlR0

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THIS IS ALSO AN EXCELLENT PROPOSAL BUT MARGINALLY NOT AS EXCELLENT AS THE FIRST ONE. twitter.com/nickschadegg/s…

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Actually it’ll have to be Penrith, because there’s too many signal dropouts and tunnels to work properly en route to Lithgow today.

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THIS IS THE VERY MOST EXCELLENTEST OF EXCELLENT PROPOSALS IN THE HISTORY OF AUSTRALIA. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@marcuskelson @murpharoo @Drag0nista So, Healthy Harold has been in operation for 35 years. Shall we continue this conversation?

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The nearest places I can do my errands are Penrith and Lithgow, equidistant in terms of time. Penrith for reliability or Lithgow for change?

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Wed plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia (done); errands (Penrith or Lithgow); various tasks en route each way (see list); stay warm.

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TheNTNews NEEDS TO BE A TERRITORY OF ORIGIN BTWN THE NT AND ACT. WE’LL PIT OUR MOST FAMOUS RESIDENTS AGAINST EACH OTHER - CRO..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iw

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@ChrissieM Life can be very misleading sometimes.

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@oliyoung I’ll be posting the audio at some point, I suspect.

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@oliyoung It said that with a lot of caveats, of course, but I did say those words as a prediction. I also predicte..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kf

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. The cyber count is 28, though that includes a few URLs, as well as a “grand cyber plan”.

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Doing a thing. Back in a while.

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Histreepix An Austrian court finds physicist Erwin Schrödinger simultaneously guilty and not guilty of cat murder, 1947. pic.twitter.com/KArJvTZHHQ

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wintnation I’m so sick of these leadership challenges.

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@marcuskelson @BreakfastNews Once more the ABC has failed the young people of Australia. By “young” the ABC means “under 45”.

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@marcuskelson @BreakfastNews Have you got stories about Harold in the mix today?

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@BreakfastNews Harold is yellow and white. The Nordic Orb is yellow and white. This cannot be a coincidence. twitter.com/mattmfm/status…

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mattmfm Trump is a global embarrassment: Nordic prime ministers’ (Norway, Finland, Sweden, Denmark, and Iceland) are openly..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9v

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wintnation i think he belongs in the paddy wagon with the rest of the rabble

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@BreakfastNews “Yes, Christopher, The Harolding continues to be effective. We are ready for Phase Two. We merely await your order.”

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It was a test. If we still react when told of the Taking of Harold, then the rest of the Programming must still be there too. @BreakfastNews

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“You might feel a little sting in the side of your neck, but be brave, there’s nothing to worry about.”

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And that photograph doesn’t make the process look at all sinister. “Come Children, Harold will set you free!” twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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Wednesday. Don’t look at it directly or it’ll lash out. Wednesday.

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