Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 3rd, 2017

This doesn’t sound like any of the marriages my friends and family entered into over the decades They weren’t about..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…90

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@DanielOCnr @JohnBirmingham Li PO, Chinatown, San Fransisco, any weeknight.

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“The seven stages of drinking martinis” by @JohnBirmingham (24 Jul) medium.com/@JohnBirmingha…

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PPantsdown Lyle’s having problems separating marriage and toilets in his head. Mrs Lyle must have had a difficult wedding nigh..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…P8

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sportsbetcomau We’ve just had a request for Mark Zuckerberg to be added to our 2020 Democratic Presidential Nominee market - we’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gb

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@SpaceBrewer A senss of humour is always helpful.

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Meanwhile someone has paid me $40 for “paint stripper”. My bank statements are an ocean of bafflement.

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The correct address is stilgherrian.com/tip/, actually. Maybe I’ll name my teeth after their saviours. twitter.com/cafuego/status…

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wintnation the official mr bean is a threat to freedom of speech

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@michaelmeloni Indeed. May Tinkerbell’s magic wand reduce your anxiety.

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I’ll have a proper Toothocalyptic strategy soon, but you can already contribute at stilgherrian.com/top/ and I’ll tell Jesus to love you.

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Toothocalypse II through IV will total $2045, split over three visits. So that’s $1665 needed. Let’s call is $1666 because obviously.

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Today, in Toothocalypse I, we did the cleaning, reconnaissance, a temporary filling, and a plan for six proper filling replacements. $240.

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Wonderful Toothocalypters [is that the right word] have already contributed $620 to the Tin of Toothy Goodness. Thank you.

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Yeah. Toothocalypse. So, the other day a molar fractured, triggering the need to address further outstanding tooth issues.

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Thu plan, update: Toothocalypse I (done); boat noodle (soon); migrate to Ashfield (temp); tidy up loose ends, including Toothocalypse.

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RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/dAz9H8H25g

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@davispg The prequel was several decades of mouth abuse.

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On a related note, benzodiazipines before morning tea is a not unreasonable lifestyle.

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Toothocalypse I has been completed. Plot outlines for Toothocalypse II through IV have been written. More Toothocalypse details shortly.

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@BlogsofWar Meanwhile, I have notified the relevant authorities.

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@BlogsofWar Yep, and I’m already over the “War on Maths” arsehat meme. I wrote this a few weeks ago. zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Style guide question: Is it “Entschageddon” or “Entschocalypse”? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Hey @darrenpauli, this is 21st Century News. “Difficult to find” means only one person in the newsroom’s circle of..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gI

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@BlogsofWar It certainly is here in AU. Also, I wish people would stop the special pleading, “It’s for journalists..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Yp

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@marcuskelson @brigidglanville It’s hard to hide a chap as big as Tripodi. He’s no slender waif.

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@OaaSvc Oh I wish many things, but here we are.

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I am shocked by the shocking shock of this news. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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APWestRegion The AP has deleted a tweet about a giraffe being born because it included a photo of the wrong giraffe. A new tweet is upcoming.

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wintnation You are one of those 128GB flush drives

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Investment Tip: Rubber glove manufacturers. twitter.com/abcnorthtas/st…

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I should probably mention that The Psychotropic Drugs are part of Toothocalypse I. Thank you once more to those who’ve contributed.

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I have gone Beyond The Antlers, where The Lovely Lady hands you The Psychotropic Drugs. I have consumed same, and sit, and wait.

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Approaching the Place Where There Are Antlers.

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I hadn’t realised that these things had gone full circle. Or Square. pic.twitter.com/CFnD9eGvgl

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Fairly sure this is not how it works. pic.twitter.com/YaJidEmm2T

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RT [PROTECTED]: “In 2017, the official twitter accounts of Ukraine and Russia are having a slapfight.”

Also, with..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rG

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iiamit When “security” products focus on stopping tools rather than behavior, well, the behavior wins.
Glad ya’ll are spen..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ie

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Dear @abcnews, I think the word you were looking for here was “argument”. pic.twitter.com/maWoijcvTe

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“Meet the calf who looks just like KISS rocker Gene Simmons” because sure yeah why not. abc.net.au/news/2017-08-0…

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“One Nation blames weather for multiple electoral law breaches” because sure yeah why not. abc.net.au/news/2017-08-0…

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Well this one should cheer people up… [gulp] twitter.com/TerribleMaps/s…

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djmgaffneyw4 Irritate a Brexiteer by tweeting about the Dunkerque spirit.*

*Esprit de Dunkerque

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Thu plan, draft: Toothocalypse I; migrate to Ashfield (temp); tidy up many loose ends, tablets may be required. Further updates may follow.

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Right. Let’s get on with it.

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Thursday. Concrete is the answer. Always. The answer. Thursday.

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