Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 8th, 2017

Yeah this is more the Jesus that we read about in… oh what was it again? Oh yeah. The Gospels. twitter.com/kjmci/status/8…

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@smperris Ah yes, I’ve heard that about some varieties of the Lutheran church.

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I went to a Christian school — OK, Protestant, but they still referred to the Bible occasionally — and their Jesus was nothing like this.

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I mean, I know lots of Christians, and none of them are this loopy.

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I have no idea what else it might mean, so I guess I’m already there.

Please, no-one tell me. I really don’t care. twitter.com/emilymaxima/st…

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benpobjie Gee John Ibrahim has some bad luck eh twitter.com/smh/status/894…

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workmanalice “When I hear a leader say ‘I’m a strong leader’, I think: If he really was strong… he wouldn’t have to say it” - savage Laurie Oakes on PM

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wintnation indoor plumbing is a link if you think adults should have that discussion publicly, it would be unsafe for work

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GuardianAus ‘Self-driving car’ actually controlled by man dressed up as a car seat trib.al/aRpEa4P

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johnmcternan Someone is clearly trying to help the Coalition chill out. twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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I didn’t invent the Cyber Kangaroo, but I was there and I know who did. But Chatham House Rule etc…

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I should add that the idea of a consumer-oriented “cybersafety trust mark” is gathering momentum around the world.

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My story at the time: “How the Cyber Kangaroo can help defend the Internet of Things” (Dec 2016) zdnet.com/article/how-th…

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I was in the “game” that was the basis for this cyber report. It might well be an interesting read. (I haven’t read..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qL

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wintnation You’re a legend and I hope the Air Force destroys it

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cyberheckler there must be some way we can force more people to use cryptocurrencies
perhaps we need bitcoin death squads

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Fetching my pig-catching butterfly net. twitter.com/KJBar/status/8…

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Waiting for an interviewer to reply to this arsehat answer with: “Yes I am. I’m asking a Minister of the Crown to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NA

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Actually, yes, I have been unfair to @AlanTudgeMP. At least he’s not George Brandis. He can feel good about that. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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TheMediaTweets Wait til they hear about lions and tigers… pic.twitter.com/QyvkRdV93i

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Still, you know Turnbull thinks it’s a toxic issue if he’s sending Brandis out to defend it.

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They still won’t have a cocktail bar. Useless, @TrainLinkWest. Useless. twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…

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In other news, me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia’s inside-out digital health strategy” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@morebento Indeed. I’m familiar with that one.

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@jpwarren @AlanTudgeMP I can’t think of anything to say that doesn’t involve more swearing, so I’ll just keep laugh..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nZ

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I’m a bit fuckin’ sick of politicians of all stripes acting as if it’s an undergraduate debate not real decisions t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fH

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snurb_dot_info Look, the best way to get Coalition support for is to make it legal to marry your favourite piece of coal at t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…A2

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If your lead argument is an obvious logical fallacy, @AlanTudgeMP, it’s probably best to have another little think about this.

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“Many cats are drowned at birth but the Liberals think government ministers shouldn’t have to be.” twitter.com/AlanTudgeMP/st…

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jpwarren Yeah, I totally want you people handling all my health info. twitter.com/voltagex/statu…

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@AlanTudgeMP @ash_gillon @SkyNewsAust Receiving welfare doesn’t require you to handle classified information or ope..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Cz

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@jpwarren @joshgnosis No, you’re thinking of the MichaeliaChain.

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Yeah, trash into energy. Like when they catch fire if you try to start them up in a tailwind. Or not in a tailwind. twitter.com/HappySinger/st…

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I can advise you on the path to failure for a quarter of this. twitter.com/TelePolitics/s…

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@morebento Yeah, I was thinking of some lame-arse booby trap, but radioisotopes is a solid thought.

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@michaelmeloni Please hand your cards to the man at the door on your way out.

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@franksting You can fit a lot of bees in there.

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I’m shocked by the shock of this shocking news. twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/sta…

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EmilyGorcenski I can’t wait for this Google shitshow to finish so we can get to the *spins wheel of tech companies* Facebook shitshow next week.

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anthonydever Advertising is in a total funk. It has lost confidence in itself. No one has presented me a Drone or Message Bot idea for months.

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MarkDiStef New official documents show that when Malcolm Roberts was 19-years-old he personally signed he was a British citize..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qw

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I say, a new publication! “Australian Foreign Affairs”. pic.twitter.com/3PyRT6oXvs

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@R_Chirgwin Ah, I wondered what was going on.

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That took longer than I expected.

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Right, well I know what I’ll be doing when the shaking stops. twitter.com/Rory_Medcalf/s…

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rpy ah yes millennials, famed for their love of paying to use privately owned tollroads pic.twitter.com/5VBMezoNNf

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katinacurtis Cormann calls what the ABS will send out “ballot papers” but earlier he said they’d be collecting “statistical information” in a survey

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They can’t possibly be wrong. The Attorney-General will have reassured them. twitter.com/noreasonspec/s…

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Thought: The government KNOWS that ABS doing AEC stuff is legally dodgy, hopes the resulting High Court case will delay things even further.

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smurray38 So the ABS would conduct a plebiscite, with seconded AEC personnel? Who controls the electoral roll? ABS is allowed..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ew

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Have you ever tried to pass an albatross? The straining! twitter.com/arcadiagt5/sta…

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michellegrattan Is this revenge on poor old ABS for the census troubles?

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snurb_dot_info The postal ballot will involve sending a piece of coal to every citizen. A selfie of you fondling / eating the coal means you vote yes.

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Where are the killer sea lice when you need them?

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tqbf HN seriously on the verge of organizing a candle-light vigil over this firing.

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sw Some ppl have said “We’re not worried about what’s happening in SV, that’s far away.” You know that’s not how world works right?

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purserj This gave us Advance Australia Fair. This is something you want to advertise?! twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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dobes Malcolm seems to know it, he’s been on the election night angry pills again. twitter.com/vanOnselenP/st…

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josephfcox Fuckkkk, this is so cool. Buzzfeed used machine learning to identify US surveillance planes buzzfeed.com/peteraldhous/h… pic.twitter.com/Fw43eWzBJ9

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gemoo4 “No byline please”. Lol pic.twitter.com/Z2gmZsqqBa

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@vbernal73 Well we don’t have the budget.

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dobes This’ll be GREAT**** twitter.com/lyndalcurtis/s…

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wintnation I’ll be on the front line, so it’s important to stop and have a wine or beer.

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But, a barrister trying to explain Cloudflare to a Federal Court judge must be an excellent spectator sport.

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wintnation You need to become more innovative, innovation raises a flag to attract corporations to attack our words not our ideas.

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This will also be excellent for anyone with colourblindness. Bravo, @TrainsInfo. Bravo. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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Australia is pretty fucked up right now, eh?

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@paulkidd It would be warmer in The Van.

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lanesainty *High Court clears schedule* twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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wintnation The cultural Marxist takeover of the Causeway Lake Kiosk, Fish & Chip shop I helped out was $14,000.

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Tue plan draft: Wait for the shaking to subside, if not stop; remainder TBA once that happens. What a plan!

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samanthamaiden BREAKING: new plebiscite date 25th Nov

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So @reillystyley and @rohan_p are tweeting live from the latest Australian anti-piracy trial and it is, of course,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uO

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magiciansbook “I have never seen social interaction this fucked up. And I’ve been in prison.” YA Twitter’s toxic drama: vulture.com/2017/08/the-to…

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Yair_Rosenberg The only way this BBC report on a dog-surfing competition could be better is if the anchor closed with “kill me now” pic.twitter.com/PyGJbzlkHR

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CameronAtfield “International”. How cute. twitter.com/ticketmaster_a…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia’s inside-out digital health strategy” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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_K_E_L_S_E_Y here’s a baby carrier designed to look like a bulletproof vest, in case you were optimistic about american masculin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sS

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davpope Marriage equality: Australian gov decides to keep digging canberratimes.com.au/federal-politi… <cartoon from last week> pic.twitter.com/oIRuNhHf5r

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This is… this… this is just… oh fuck it is, you all know what I ttwitter.com/dobes/status/8…PawgTv

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dobes PARLIAMENTARY FRIENDS OF BLOCKCHAIN

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ping..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…40

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Seems I’m not the only one having a bad day. twitter.com/avabmorrison/s…

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I not only found out why, I’ve continued to be reminded why all night, and in great volumes.

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Tuesday. Now there are four of them. Tuesday.

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