Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 16th, 2017

RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/Jr0h3RU2LB

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My life is so great. I get trolled by electrical infrastructure as well as by railway lines.

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@jpwarren I believe I am, yes, and The Antechinus is to be admired for its confidence and ear crinkles. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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@jpwarren I’m from South Australia, so I have to say nice things now, or the Easter Bilby will murder me in my slee..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wZ

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@jpwarren The Wombat is OK, but that’s a piss-weak wombat compared to many. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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The time in Washington is approaching 7.00am. Happy Wednesday, America.

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This is almost enough to inspire me to create a hoax tattoo design site and narrowly target its advertising. twitter.com/skinnylatte/st…

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@jon_lawrence I do want to do the XPT again some time, but my flights are being covered (within reason) so it’s just a couple extra nights.

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skinnylatte The amazing Chinese tattoos of Nazis: “sincerely, pork fried rice” pic.twitter.com/UcODUouRU1

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@DavidFeng HAHAHAHAHAHA. No, we’ll just convert them to run on coal.

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onlineman420 TIRED: Women, don’t have sex with Nazis
WIRED: pic.twitter.com/BasUCcV4rE

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@DavidFeng Why wou… no, I don’t want to know.

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@jplonie Well I still think you’re a cunt.

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@jon_lawrence Actually there’s still some good possibilities, so I’ll do a proper budget tomorrow.

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@jon_lawrence This is true. I suppose I should look at the accommodation now and see if I want to bother with it.

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I don’t understand the implications of this, but I’m taking note anyway. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@jplonie @NewtonMark It’s the next canal along from Chanel number 9.

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I have been reliably informed that following this gig there is something called “Grand Final Weekend”, so I shan’t stay further after all.

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1KarenWyld This is a quoll. Its jar is empty. Unlike Dick Smith, it doesn’t blame immigration for the emptiness. Because this..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Vm

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@MsLods Thank you. I hope so. I wonder what I’ll say.

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@MsLods Oh. I’m pretty much fucked then. Meh. I’ll be back in Melbourne a few weeks later.

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thehistoryguy Here is First Sea Lord @AdmPhilipJones and his flagship. His grin was almost as wide as the ship. pic.twitter.com/0cnTJ1PaaC

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GuardianAus Daily Stormer forced on to dark web as Reddit and Facebook ban hate groups trib.al/zcfNPTO

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cjjosh Could someone please take aside that nice young man on the ABC’s Half Past Seven program and show him how to tie a Windsor knot. Thank you

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MrDenmore That the media thinks people will suddenly switch on 7, 9 and 10 when the ownership laws change is funnier than the laws themselves.

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BrutalHouse Polaroid + Car Park = Happiness twitter.com/JoStructuraley…

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michaelneale So melbourne wins another worlds most liveable city award. So exciting. Like “most eatable sandwich” or “most flushable toilet”.

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@TimWattsMP I … I don’t know what to say. This changes everything. pic.twitter.com/iN8W7VHdxP

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So yeah, I’m in Melbourne 27–28 Sep. Is there any good reason for me to stay through to the weekend? Give me one, Mtwitter.com/i/web/status/8…cFS9

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JazzTwemlow I’ve discovered a time machine that can take you back 75 years for under $2,000. pic.twitter.com/dRyJlCi5Es

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@timpoliti @fabiansAUS Bugger, I was suspecting that might have been the case. I am terrible matching people to their Twitters.

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@timpoliti @fabiansAUS Lovely. I look forward to meeting you. Should be a fun gig.

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@timpoliti @fabiansAUS OK, switching modes… I know Vanessa, we’ve met quite a few times, and I’m very much lookin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uv

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@timpoliti @fabiansAUS As far as I can see, they’re both rubbish.

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wintnation You only have to get lucky every time, the terrorist only have to look at my Facebook page for more detailed information.

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_robcorr There is no place for women, either twitter.com/thepmo/status/…

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@PeteLawler @dobes I was just thinking that there may still be unfortunate souls who haven’t seen “Dr Strangelove”…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wd

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I’m going to retweet this image again because it’s just so excellent. twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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GonzoHacker My guess is fascism pic.twitter.com/VoybmPl0VA

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@fabiansAUS I probably should’ve checked, but @fabiansAUS isn’t an ISIS front Nazis or anything, right?

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Oh look, Melbourne, there’s a @fabiansAUS event next month on “Digital Manipulation of Democracy”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1t

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@PeteLawler @dobes I CAN DO THIS THING FOR MY COUNTRY … MEIN FÜHRER … I CAN WALK!

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GordyPls So are the Bourke St Mall things called “Liveable City Bollards” now?

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DrYobbo And just as fucken problematic twitter.com/MrCsandDs/stat…

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glengyron Impress the kids: How To Make McDonald’s French Fries youtube.com/watch?v=ETTyVQ…

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wintnation If important issues cannot be discussed, our future will start to look healthy as well.

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@vealmince This is both true and terrible.

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@tacticalmaid @Asher_Wolf @abcadelaide Oh is THAT what’s cyborging you. Hmmm. That might push the edge, though. We’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oq

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My Twitter feed is nothing if not eclectic.

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BennettArron Whatever you think about what Trump is doing, it’s not as bad as the fact that Daniel Craig is returning as James Bond!

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SixthTone Public attention to issue of wartime sex slaves in China and $150,000 in crowdfunding helped make ‘Twenty-Two’ ow.ly/Ak1k30eruWD

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Why isn’t there a @TimWattsHair Twitter account? twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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@Asher_Wolf @tacticalmaid @abcadelaide I suspect that’s still being worked out. But if they were loosened they’s put noses out of joint.

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@tacticalmaid @abcadelaide Yeah if it’s the usual Reserves pattern of X weekends a year plus one major exercise, it could be a good adjunct.

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Shit, I forgot that I’m on @abcadelaide now. Well, I am. In moments.

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@nehadk In these circumstances, I just tweet the pieces of the joke and leave it as an exercise for the reader.

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@MarkDiStef @TomCBallard To clarify, @MarkDiStef talks about bullshit panel commentary shows and newsmaking in gene..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jD

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On a related note, @MarkDiStef talk about this (and other sensible things) on @TomCBallard’s fine podcast. tomballard.com.au/114-mark-di-st…

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Why are we asking the National Farmers Federation for views on the date of Australia Day? I grew up on a farm. Cows..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wA

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rohan_p love a good email fiasco pic.twitter.com/Fv2l7L3Dpk

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@adliwahid Thanks for that, @adliwahid. Clearly I’m not on the right mailing lists.

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I’d missed this one. If you have “switches with Cisco Smart Install accessible from the internet” read this. And th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vJ

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JosephFurphy Australian society will be torn apart if we change the date of a centuries-old tradition. pic.twitter.com/ogSca1H7l6

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theleast Silly Galah, power cables are for Mynocks.
@ParrotOfTheDay pic.twitter.com/tAGmmrXt9M

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@jodiem @Taco_Lad @indigoid Oh! It’s not the Aldi gin. I paid double that!

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@SnarkyPlatypus @michaelmeloni Well they are, as one of my lawyers once said, fucked.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @michaelmeloni I had a Tribunal member throw out a property manager’s claims because they’d counted..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NC

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@SnarkyPlatypus @michaelmeloni This is all true. I ca’t remember if NSW legislation specifies a notice period but I..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…N2

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@Taco_Lad @indigoid It does say “London Dry Gin” on the bottle. Somewhere.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @michaelmeloni The phrase “reasonable notice and opportunity” comes in handy in these circumstances.

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@indigoid @Taco_Lad I now refuse to tell you what I’m going to be drinking because you will judge me.

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@indigoid This is true, and a philosophy I usually embody, but this week calls for extreme measures.

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My dad always said to cut their heads off with a shovel. twitter.com/ABCClassic/sta…

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@indigoid Oh no, this week calls for BAD gin.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh you make the recorder as visible as possible. (I also assume the rules mean those relating to wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…t7

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@SnarkyPlatypus A casual thing. “I’ve had a bad experience in the past, so I’ll be recording this, hope you don’t m..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xr

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve found that an audio recorder (or these days, a phone) tends to sharper up their act.

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I should phone one of my Coalition senators and just laugh for three minutes.

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@awelder The state governments do that bit.

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jxeeno pls the only correct metric for the x-axis is one that’s measured in “equivalent number of blue whales” twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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@michaelmeloni Yeah that’s another good one. Licenses for cyclists. And parking fines.

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Right then. Where’s the gin?

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Know what’s even more pathetic? That with everything that’s going on today, news and info outlets are taking the bait. Shame on you. 7/7

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Thing is, OUR LIST WAS A FUCKING IN-HOUSE JOKE. Today, though, the Turnbull government went with it as an actual tactic. Pathetic. 6/

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It was a long list of “emergency talkback topics”, and one of them was: Should we change the date of Australia Day? 5/

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They were pot-boilers. Should the age of consent be lowered? Why should Medicare pay for abortions? Are kids less respectful these days? 4/

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In our office, we had a list of “emergency talkback topics” that we knew were guaranteed to light up the phones. 3/

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The big fear of an afternoon talkback show team is a slow news day. All the good topics have already been done in the morning. 2/

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Let me tell you a story. It’s about how a radio production office joke became a reality. It won’t take long. 1/

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@KarlskiB @cxc_charles Mouth dawdle can be a terrible burden.

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@KarlskiB @cxc_charles I know @cxc_charles has problems with structural integrity too, but does he dawdle between m..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rN

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@PointZeroOne @cxc_charles We might need a bit of experimentation here.

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@KarlskiB @cxc_charles True. But don’t they get a bit runny?

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HistoryHit Total incarcerated for drugs on any one day in the US: 1981: 31,000; 1996: 401,000

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@KarlskiB @cxc_charles I always thought the Monte Carlo was a bit too showy. Now a good Scotch Finger, that’s what I like.

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@cxc_charles And you’ve got TWO new words today! “Juvenile” and “sarcasm. That’ll fix all those evil multiculturali..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nq

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@cxc_charles Dawwww. Do it again. Go on. I love the way your little cheeks puff up when you get frustrated. I could..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…p2

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HEY EVERYONE. @cxc_charles would like a hug. So perhaps you could all give him a hug? A nice squishy hug from all o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mo

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@cxc_charles You really are quite lovely. Can I give you a hug? It feels like you’d like a hug. But maybe it’s just..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yt

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@cxc_charles Awwww. You’re adorable. Are you going to stamp your little feet now? Shout that you and you alone kno..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…we

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@cxc_charles Oh this is gold! Keep going. What sort of biscuits do you like?

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@cxc_charles HAHAHAHAHAHA. Go on, tell me another one. I’ll put on a coffee.

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Ah yes. I’d tagged this when it was first tweeted, but many thanks to @techoglot for reminding me today. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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“Will the black woman please sit at the back of the catalog.”

Also gold: “BTW did you even notice the irony?” twitter.com/mckinnon_a/sta…

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@dobes This one is also many excellent, but less useful for your porpoises. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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Oh @dobes, I don’t know whether you buy rights to these, but if you have the budget… twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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WE’RE THROUGH THE LOOKING-GLASS, PEOPLE! twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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@TurnbullMalcolm You are just so pwned, aren’t you, @TurnbullMalcolm. So, so pwned.

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How, exactly, @TurnbullMalcolm? As one of those Australians, my great achievements [sic] would be the same no matte..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mT

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Christ, do these people drink brake fluid or something? Or have I stumbled onto another parody account? twitter.com/cxc_charles/st…

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OK, it’s now at the point where someone needs to draw me a diagram. twitter.com/AmyRemeikis/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah but there’s nothing wrong with going the evil genius every now and then.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That would have been a better threat as “You will pay for it.”

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johnb78 I prefer this timeline twitter.com/ClickHole/stat…

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@marcuskelson I also got the email this morning, but PRs need to learn that I might read their email same-day or I might not.

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@marcuskelson It’s certainly in the category of BE PARANOID IF YOU’RE NOT WATCHING EVERYTHING EVERY SECOND THEN WE WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

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There’s something about the way @davpope does eyes that I find particularly disturbing.

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Hey Ladies, no need to trouble your pretty little heads. Home security is a man’s world. Hubby will take care of yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lH

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Oh. I’ve missed most of Question Time. Tragedy.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That should be “something more specific”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Personally I think it’s more specific happening than “just” a manifestation, but sure arguments abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…em

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@SnarkyPlatypus Might also be the swastikas and German chants and stuff, but that’s just a guess. Also, two syllables versus five.

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@ResignInShame I was about to add how the whole lesso thing was just a cover story but then remembered that I’d get..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Sp

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Still helping.

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Much as the Allied air forces transformed Dresden. twitter.com/psb_dc/status/…

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InternetHippo Honestly, who can say who’s right, the armed men screaming about jews or the people who aren’t doing that

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Yeah, so he could get citizenship here. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…

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@sfmnemonic Keep up the good work, Sir. For years I’ve been telling people to save the word “fascist” for days like this.

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@sfmnemonic @willdeasy No, I meant @willdeasy. Goddam Twitter breaking replies.

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IndiaSpend Last night 2 Dalits in Gujarat were attacked for skinning a dead cow, bringing 2017’s cow-related violence count up..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2P

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@davispg @OaaSvc @trentyarwood @GordyPls This makes sense, though only one instance surprises me. (Note: That’s a c..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7e

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Freeyourmindkid He renounced white power because he was about to get his ass whooped! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/RfO00lb6LZ

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@willdeasy @sfmnemonic I think you misunderstand what the word “compare” means.

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MerriamWebster 📈 Top lookups right now: fascism, bigot, racism, complicit, neo-Nazi, nationalism.

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Also, textbook use of the phrase “colourful property developer”. twitter.com/Kate_McClymont…

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sfmnemonic By all means, compare these shitheads to Nazis. Again and again. I’m with you.

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Remember to add all the words, though. “According to The Economist.” twitter.com/callapilla/sta…

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spicy_knight RT if you are also tired & ugly and just want to sleep pic.twitter.com/CoymvKLi8p

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Will it include “Drown in own vomit after weekend of cocaine”? twitter.com/upulie/status/…

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TheRaDR I’m a rabbi.
I believe words have power.
I try to choose mine carefully.

Fuck you, Trump.

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@Beaker Pah! Next you’ll be suggesting software patches and backups and then where will we be? @thegrugq

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Probably best not to try this at work. Or at home. Or anywhere, really.

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There’s remarkably few Google Images results for “hitler sex doll” but if you click through a bit you’ll find yourself in a magical kingdom.

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ditzkoff i pasted old Family Feud game boards over that Tucker Carlson graphic pic.twitter.com/h3EJZbUqba

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Because he wasn’t giving a speech? twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…

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Democracy is so much fuckin’ work! Can’t we skip some of this shit?

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@OaaSvc @davispg @trentyarwood @GordyPls None of what I’m saying should diminish the importance of @BuzzFeedOz’s re..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…V9

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@OaaSvc @davispg @trentyarwood @GordyPls There’s a reason They can figure out which containers of “laundry powder” They should open.

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@davispg @OaaSvc @trentyarwood @GordyPls I was just reading it. I’d be surprised if it hadn’t already been happenin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pz

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rgmerk PSA: Before you even remotely consider buying an internet-connected adult toy, read this internetofdon.gs .

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@NewtonMark @seamus So, you know how it gets warmer as the Sun approaches its lunchtime peak? At 1100 AEST, apparen..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JW

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Now THERE’S a mushroom! (Australian 50c coin for scale.) pic.twitter.com/TJrcOUTx0b

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The neighbours have made this, and I think it’s wonderful. pic.twitter.com/hEH58lzebT

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So what’s Francis Fukuyama’s shtick these days?

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Here’s the article cited: “Social Psychological Perspectives on Trump Supporters” by Thomas F Pettigrew. jspp.psychopen.eu/index.php/jspp…

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“Cargo Cult Studies Explain Trump Supporters” (8 Aug) dailykos.com/stories/2017/8…

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MichaelRoddan great question on notice response for Malcolm Roberts pic.twitter.com/sOturOwW5S

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It’s another day in paradise… twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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MarkDiStef Government about to LOSE attempt to suspend standing orders to move censure motion against Wong.

Bernardi, Leyonhjelm, NXT all vote NO.

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MarkDiStef Cory Bernardi reveals that prime minister Malcolm Turnbull called UK Tories to stop him from speaking at a conference

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It’s still pretty fucked, though, eh?

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I’ve re-listened. The transcript in this tweet is correct, I reckon. The “alt-left that came charging at us” versio..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Re

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TheNTNews SLOW MORNING SO FAR. IT’S TIMES LIKE THIS YOU WONDER: WHERE HAVE ALL THE TERRITORY YOWIES GONE? pic.twitter.com/9Y6s4yT5Ts

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My sincere sympathies to Kellogg’s for how their Froot Loops® brand has ended up being used in popular culture.

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Yeah, @PaulineHansonOz’s One Nation really is that last bowl in the sink with all the Froot Loops stuck to the bott..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gQ

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@NewtonMark I don’t think @CommsAu is in a position to pick and choose which ministerial press releases it tweets.

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Latest @Reuters War College podcast: “Why China won’t stop North Korea” reuters.com/article/us-war… Plenty good, this podcast.

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awelder Don’t you remember when the Minister for Foreign Affairs was on the twitters all the time, chundering emojis

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CillizzaCNN “I know a lot about France. I eat a ton of french fries.” — Me

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Deena_CNN Trump: “I know a lot about Charlottesville…I own actually one of the largest wineries in the United States” politi.co/2vGyJIs

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@girlgerms Hope it’s soon then, and good luck!

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It looks like the Rain Parrot will be $2.99 well spent. pic.twitter.com/mjyXkB3Nzm

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In your heart you know he’s right. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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NuclearAnthro Y’all, I have a solution. It’s hardcore but it’s the natural endpoint of the logics currently animating our “societ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Rq

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@girlgerms You know what you did, and what it would lead to.

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jpwarren My God… You mean they’re using… *questions*!? Does their depravity have no limtwitter.com/srpeatling/sta…mDXc

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@mcbridesride I did not know about the Rain Parrot, but then we have actual parrot. Well, not right now. It’s too w..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9j

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Christ I’m glad I bought a new bottle of gin last night, and not one of the good ones. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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Also, my doctor’s plan didn’t include shitposting on this web site all day. Clearly, he is incompetent.

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CrazyinRussia Russian gothic. pic.twitter.com/dwqThC6P5g

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@OaaSvc Don’t worry. I know his weaknesses.

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Time, then, to put another stake through him. twitter.com/Herring1967/st…

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NYCLU On the steps of St. Thomas Church: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like discrimination.” pic.twitter.com/7pVEIWRnrC

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@ResignInShame Yes. Well. Isn’t the ice-cream lovely this time of year.

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@NewtonMark @seamus I was right, Mark. Pleuting has commenced. (Radar image roughly 10 minutes ago.) pic.twitter.com/MxNsIehua8

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Apparently — and stop me if you’ve heard this one before — to manage two chronic medical conditions you have to stick to The Plan.

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Wed plan, draft: A medico-pondering day, in which I look at all the things I’ve promised my doctor I’d do, but haven’t; ice-cream.

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_ElizabethMay Oh just give Donald Trump a damn tiki torch already

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@mcbridesride @GreenJ I think you’ve just summed up our lives.

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ICYMI last night, read @laurenduca’s magnificent op-ed at @TeenVogue. Then show it to someone else. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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@NewtonMark @seamus The winds are WSW up here, and all sorts of weird happens when the moist air climbs the western side of the Mountains.

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@GreenJ Naan, that’s not how you spell it.

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oliyoung Read the room twitter.com/Twitter/status…

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@NewtonMark @seamus Just got a couple of drops from the first rain band, but I reckon we’ll be hit by that later pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ix

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@seamus I’ve heard that too, though have no Irish background as far as I know. It’s true, though, and my plan was exactly that.

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I think it’s important for you to be kept informed of the status of my underpants.

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Wind 44km/h gusting to 72km/h, and the rain band only minutes away. I think I’d better bring the washing in.

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jturner_ibrs the trouble with vendor webex demonstrations is that they can’t see how quickly I get bored, so I have to tell them.

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@R_Chirgwin Dear Australian Labor Party, apparently you need some of this. pic.twitter.com/oCvDqRk6ah

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There’s 13 hours left to vote in this INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT AND TOTALLY SCIENTIFIC poll, so do it and retweet it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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pattonoswalt Horrifying scene from CASABLANCA, where alt-left agitator Rick Blaine shoots Heinrich Strasser, a Nazi with a permi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…m7

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If we’re lucky, this is all it’ll mean.

(We, you, us, them, whatever. I’m not in America. YMMV.) twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/s…

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@BXGD This is something I end up doing daily.

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The final par contains much that needs unpacking. twitter.com/vanOnselenP/st…

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@BXGD I seems to be a PR company that specialises in spamming tech writers with Kickstarter stuff though.

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@BXGD I agree with the recycling thing, but the real problem is “that lady” is me. I got that email late last night.

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Well this looks like an interesting read. (To be doubly clear I have not read it.) twitter.com/CyberDomain/st…

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Of course as The People With The Vans will know that’s not quite the story, but close enough for the purposes.

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@riskybusiness Told me, “Nope, it’s just people.” Smart and dumb, great and arseholes. They just happen to have the keys to the nukes. 2/2

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@riskybusiness A friend of mine was read into nuclear warfare procedures for when POTUS was down, thought “Wow, now I’ll really know.” 1/2

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@riskybusiness Yeah I’m not challenging your core point. We both know that’s a big so-what.

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@BXGD That doesn’t make me feel better about it, you know.

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@riskybusiness He’s read Alvin Toffler’s “The Third Wave”. That’s one of a bunch of ideas he threw in, but only to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Tm

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anniekarni Just noticed the use of “us” in this transcript. “Okay, what about the alt-left that came charging at us.” twitter.com/anniekarni/sta…

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cathywilcox1 Trump’s game.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/Nct6GLKs5w

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SydneyTom_ FMD, how long will Obama continue to live rent free in trump’s head twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Clipart1994bot GOATO.BMF pic.twitter.com/69IAeYBtIc

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Hey Ladies, I know you’ve been feeling left out, so, “A water bottle designed for Women in Tech”! pic.twitter.com/YAAzDTZa2Y

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DeletedWiki All Hail The Yeti

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Wednesday. One. One. Two. One. Seven. Wednesday.

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