Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 17th, 2017

@_midofo_ @johnb78 I’m not seeing anything complicated in that week yet, so it’s a solid maybe.

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DPRK_News Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un surpasses Peter Frampton and Igor Stravinsky as leading “teen idol” among celebrity-craz..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rr

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@_midofo_ You are far worse a human being than I’d ever imagined.

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How do you even do this drama shit? I did computing science.

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Exactly. So maybe this is a five-act play and we’re at the end of Act 3. Or maybe we’ve got two three-act plays. twitter.com/NanoRaptor/sta…

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Besides, I’m enjoying watching the world burn. And I don’t want to end the show when we’ve really only just gotten to the end of Act 1.

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No way. I have one uncorroborated source, and I haven’t seen and of the evidence they reckon exists. twitter.com/noisywoman/sta…

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@RuthMCallaghan That strikes me as a bit of a stretch, but hey I’m not a lawyer.

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Even though I really don’t cover parliamentary politics, at least currently, people tell me the most outrageous things. But yeah. Boom.

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Maybe this is the gin talking, maybe it’s not, but I wouldn’t bet on the disintegration of the Australian Parliament bottoming out just yet.

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cmatthewbrooks Josh was also targeted in a malware surveillance attempt published here by @citizenlab -> citizenlab.ca/2016/04/betwee… twitter.com/ajplus/status/…

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@MarquisO Ah, then we’re VERY much on the same page here.

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Anyway, one more G&T, I think. I don’t have to be up early tomorrow, and it’ll give my doctor something to talk about in the afternoon.

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Apparently — though this may be an urban myth — you can make a gin and tonic with less than three ounces of ginve

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Australia’s muppetocracy has truly launched itself high into the twatosphere this week.

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Hah! OK, I’m dropping a note to General Cosgrove at the earliest opportunity. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Or the Governor-General gets sick of this, decides these people are worse than the Indonesian army ever was, and calls an election himself.

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How else does this play out? I guess Turnbull could just call a double dissolution election in a scorched earth program against Abbott.

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If so, he either lasts until the High Court clears the MPs and Abbott rolls him, or HC voids the MPs and Labor wins a no-confidence vote.

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So where are we up to, Australia? Turnbull letting any s44-challenged MPs stay on ‘cos he’d lose the numbers if anyone resigned their seat?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I was thinking that too, but it’s a curious-only thing. No priority.

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Kate_McClymont After the embarrassing week in parliament, some voters may delve into their heritage hoping an alternative citizenship might materialise.

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@SnarkyPlatypus If you stumble across a table of that, please do let me know. I’m curious to see if there’s any obvious pattern.

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@dwnews One interesting aspect is that @dwnews doesn’t show an actual swastika, presumably because German law forbids it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s a strange world in which that’s actually a legitimate selling-point.

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“What are the links between US and German neo-Nazis?” from @dwnews dw.com/en/what-are-th…

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@jplonie @GordyPls @jonoabroad Not a huge overlap, I’d have thought.

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@MarquisO Apologies in advance if I’ve misread you. It’s been a long day in politics.

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@MarquisO Not “selling” anything. I’m seeing men with serious firepower and a grudge walking openly through the str..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GP

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@jplonie @GordyPls @jonoabroad That would be wonderful, but alas no.

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@GordyPls @jplonie @jonoabroad Yeah but a FRED is actually cheap and useful.

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@GordyPls @jonoabroad These look like they were designed by a Warhammer player on far too much crack and tequila. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@GordyPls @jonoabroad Hah! “NEW War Sword M48 Kommando Tactical Survival Shovel, United Cutlery”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3G

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@GordyPls @jonoabroad You mean “entrenching tools”, heathen.

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@GordyPls @jonoabroad A “tactical tomahawk” can be used for such treacherous military missions as slicing apples.

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@GordyPls @jonoabroad So, there is a thing called a “tactical tomahawk”, costing up to USD 550…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wa

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well to be fair, that is strictly true.

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@egadheg @jonoabroad Yeah, Jono, here’s a rabbit-hole for you. recoilweb.com I haven’t been down this one in years.

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@jonoabroad @GordyPls Here you go. $75 for the mount to add a scope to your AR-15. ebay.com/bhp/ar-scope-m…

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@GordyPls @jonoabroad Exactly. I’ve seen $300+ water bottles in webbing, no more functional than a $30 one from any hiking store,

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@jonoabroad Could one of my American friends please point @jonoabroad and me to one of the more over-the-top “tactical gear” stores?

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@jonoabroad Oh. Also knives, GPS, waterproof map cases, water bottles, handcuffs… I’m looking thru some sites now..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rP

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@jonoabroad It’s all top-shelf stuff, or designer-militia. Radios, kevlar vests, webbing, whatever else they have,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XW

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Well it’s on the way to the airport. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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alanferrier Scottish citizenship test. pic.twitter.com/w08I4HgZ6N

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RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/pBY84LK8BR

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@jonoabroad And as someone said the other day, that’s all expensive kit. These ain’t angry displaced workers. They’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hN

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make_ready a member of clergy in charlottesville, committed to pacifism, describes the moment he changed his mind on antifa pic.twitter.com/yil1K2QOjp

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@SnarkyPlatypus @AnneFrankCenter Oops. Meant to link to the next one down, but you get the point.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @AnneFrankCenter No disagreement there. When you see guys like this on the streets! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @AnneFrankCenter I think this is the point I was struggling with last night. White supremacy is a h..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…os

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think @AnneFrankCenter made this point well, though obviously from another white point of view. twitter.com/AnneFrankCente…

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HappySinger Amazingly, Doug Cameron is not the most Scottish person in Parliament.

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yassmin_a Best wishes and kisses to @PaulineHansonOz. Welcome, from your fellow sisters! 🎉🎉💖💖😍😍🕋@MariamVeiszadeh pic.twitter.com/ziK3eIwSdj

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@upulie There’s an app for that. Well, a website. quickbottle.com.au

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@upulie There’s an obvious solution for that problem.

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morebento The original antifa novel instagram.com/p/BX5CvVoBQNF/

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James_Jeffrey Leave out your bagpipes for Fiona Nash pic.twitter.com/AHXCZdkckL

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glengyron Ironically the agrarian socialists have failed at vetting.

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jonkudelka I volunteer to be Citizenshipfinder-General. Somebody fetch my ducking stool.

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@oberonsghost Might as well. You could be Prime Minister by Christmas.

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Steve, you might have to explain this one for the young people. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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Steve_Lockstep Might work - but not because parliament is any sort of computer. It’s a EH Holden that’s flooded. twitter.com/jc_cummins/sta…

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workmanalice Here is what deputy Nats leader Fiona Nash told the Senate about her citizenship literally MINUTES before it rose. pic.twitter.com/nZuCHoKP8N

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@GordyPls @NewtonMark That’s still as I read it yesterday afternoon, before finishing my yarn this morning.

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@GordyPls @NewtonMark The ACSC advisory is a little more subtle than that. A little. acsc.gov.au/news/routers-t…

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KarlChandler This could cost Pauline Hanson the Muslim vote.

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Thank you to everyone telling me whether you’re on the list or not. This is really is more complex than we first imagined.

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@nehadk You stepped away from the internet again, didn’t you.

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nehadk Jeezus Kee-rist! I have more work to do. twitter.com/nehadk/status/…

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wintnation How can we be expected to integrate into Australia?

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@_midofo_ Well everyone’s a mongrel up your way anyway. ;) As a aside, I must visit some time.

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snurb_dot_info Instead of how-to-vote cards, parties may need to hand out candidates’ family trees at the next election if they want our support…

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@_midofo_ “Fong”? Sounds a bit iffy, mate.

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Histreepix The Britt Ekland Spirit Level, launched at the peak of her fame, was reviewed as “inaccurate and distracting” in Sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…m7

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snurb_dot_info So, um, if anyone seriously wanted to abolish the Senate, now would be a good time. By the time this is over, it’ll be half-empty anyway.

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joshgnosis So many Nationals turning out to be dual nationals. We are up to 3 now.

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JoshButler Oh my lord, will this week never end - now deputy Nationals leader Fiona Nash is a dual citizen too twitter.com/samdastyari/st…

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Henry_Belot Fiona Nash is now being referred to the High Court too. Madness.

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I HOPE YOU HAVEN’T PUT DOWN YOUR PENCILS YET. twitter.com/samdastyari/st…

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johnmcternan A ‘centrist’ writes twitter.com/helenlewis/sta…

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@surcurden @thegrugq I’m guessing you didn’t get all the way to the last paragraph. ;)

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SalfordUni_PCH 1962: Peter Fechter, an 18 year old East Berlin bricklayer, killed by border guards trying to cross to the Wes..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1f

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EmbassyofRussia in 1977 Soviet nuclear-powered icebreaker became first surface ship to reach North Pole– one of lasttwitter.com/i/web/status/8…bjM5

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People do realise that after calling something “A new low in the Australian Parliament” the next sentence will be “Hold my beer”?

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ProfDanHicks No way would other academic departments get such a good description of missing ceramics from the office kitchen pic.twitter.com/n0K2HrNmYP

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@sloddesol @thegrugq Mate, I just work here. Do you want to buy it or not?

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@dfpiii I’ll say hello now, and pre-emptively say that I really have no idea about this country any more.

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@riskybusiness Indeed, and it’s clear that @shanghaiist’s journo appreciates the irony too.

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Here’s another quote to savour. twitter.com/shalailah/stat…

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Goodness me, people would steal technology? Unpossible! twitter.com/shanghaiist/st…

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awelder And they have no discretion at all over what they broadcast twitter.com/michellegratta…

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KJBar Some sense to round off a ridiculous stunt. Pauline Hanson’s “ban the burqa” private member’s bill has been easily defeated in the senate.

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@nehadk It must come as a shock all at once. Anyway, I posted a video of the whole thing earlier.

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It appears that Britain is starting its day by observing yet another highlight* of Australian democracy. twitter.com/AnnRobinson8/s…

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TrainsInfo Say cheese! 📸 Saturday is ! Snapped any cool shots of our network, stations or fleet? Post & tag us o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bo

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This is also how cybersecurity works, right boys and girls? twitter.com/IanDunt/status…

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@benpobjie They’re made of coal, you know.

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snurb_dot_info What’s that famous @Horse_ebooks line ? “Everything happens so much.” That’s 2017 in a nutshell, really.

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@munin I’m not sure. I think we’ve got at least seven under scrutiny. I’ve really lot count, though.

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You may find this hard to believe, but the words “Queensland”, “politician”, and “construction company” are being used in the same sentence.

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HEY EVERYONE DON’T GO HOME JUST YET. IT’S NOT QUITE 6PM AND HERE GOES ANOTHER SENATOR. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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The people running the helpline for the election sorry referendum sorry plebiscite sorry survey, ladies and gentlem..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ks

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Herring1967 It was a struggle to masturbate over, but I have managed it. No thanks to the BBC.

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Herring1967 WTF BBC News? Mainly boys celebrating A Level results? Have you lost your minds? bbc.co.uk/news

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avidreader4101 Would now be a good time 2 mention we’re launching @broinowska’s new book on @PaulineHansonOz Aug 30? No dress code..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qa

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@bigbadave I’ve taken an old RAN Attack-class patrol boat up to full speed, then put on 30° of rudder, and it heels over much the same. ;)

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup I posted this handy video of the unveiling, through Soapy’s glorious put-down, to the e..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ng

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Either way, I’m glad you had something to distract you from the Grand Majesty of Our Democratic System.

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Thanks, @davpope for (a) red pills; (b) teapots. twitter.com/davpope/status…

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davpope You want the truth, Australia? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH
<cartoon gallery goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/iJr44BLx5s

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@paulkidd I would even learn to swim for that.

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@jonoabroad I’ll be the killjoy. This is the routine stress tests they undergo so if something breaks it breaks saf..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7r

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Meanwhile, the much smaller Arleigh Burke-class destroyer. youtube.com/watch?v=5Vih4t… I’d raise a battle flag for this too.

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A Nimitz-class aircraft carrier weighs 100,000 tons, but they can do this. Engineering, eh? youtube.com/watch?v=TN7Bje…

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@smHttr @benraue I have a soft spot for the Iron Cove Bridge, the older of the two.

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Dear @AboutTheHouse, please feel free to have a LARGE gin. The gods know you’ve deserved it this week. twitter.com/AboutTheHouse/…

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Yes, I do believe this was the general consensus. twitter.com/Scottludlam/st…

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Yes, I do believe this is the ABS, and the government in general, runs complex projects. twitter.com/SVucens/status…

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I’ll just leave this here for now, but it’s bound to come in handy later. pic.twitter.com/8G3SIV8jIs

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Well it’s good to see this has been thought through by experts. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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HiiiPoweredSoul Your cousin twitter.com/ernestcummer/s…

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sallyrugg Bernardi: its like marrying animals
Andrews: its like marrying my cycle buddy
Abetz: its like marrying a bridge

~we are so mysterious~

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s_bridges James has such a good feeling about this one he’s watermarked it Iike commercial TV watermarks its exclusive footag..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9m

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ObsoleteDogma Breitbart continues to use globes in its headlines to denote Jews. Seriously guys, just use yellow stars. You’re no..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…L0

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PPantsdown Loose lips sink ships pic.twitter.com/1KYKU63de0

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I think it’s sad that she didn’t keep going. pic.twitter.com/qC5o61SZDA

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TrendsSydney ‘appalling’, ‘shittest’ & ‘burka’ are now trending in

trendsmap.com/r/AU_SYD_nxhnct pic.twitter.com/KqXW0hBhDj

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jvyver I wrote this explainer on why some women wear the burqa for @abcnews in 2014. Handy today after @OneNationAus stunt..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…F1

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OK it’s getting really hard to keep track now. twitter.com/abcnewsAdelaid…

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oz_f Hanson pulls her dumb stunt and both ABC and Sky race to lock in interviews with One Nation tonight… come on, team.

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@GreenJ I think I may end up regretting having typed “shit geyser” into Google Images the day after “hitler sex doll”.

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Forgive me if I don’t stay up. twitter.com/jc_cummins/sta…

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@PeteLawler @oliyoung Be nice. It’s actually been a while since I requested HD footage, so they may even have another system by now.

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GreenJ i think the time has come to try and ignore the capering twittery of formal politics. let’s just get on with our lives.

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JoshButler left: look at these two, chuckling like it’s the best joke in the world

right: bit quieter, midway through Brandis..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3B

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@MikeCarlton01 We live in strange times, Mike. Strange times indeed.

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Now playing, for some reason: Pop Will Eat Itself, “Touched By The Hand Of Cicciolina” youtube.com/watch?v=LNWu7E…

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@Dymocks_Sydney @JohnBirmingham Goddammit @JohnBirmingham, I’d have popped down to throw bread rolls or something…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5p

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@snurb_dot_info Nah, she’s something far more special than that.

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wintnation I do not agree with it.

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And as the day continues, Hanson is now calling herself the “Hand of Islam”. Personally, I think she’s more the Pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…um

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@paulkidd It’s been a weird day. I just posted the whole video.

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@oliyoung Imagine merging Soapy and Bananaby’s red heads into a rough simulacrum of Mars.

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@oliyoung Sadly, tho for obvious reasons, you can’t get anything fatter than 480p outside APH network. (You can req..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ys

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@oliyoung Pssst! It’s not HD. It’s only 480p.

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Meanwhile, a far-right Christian is telling Muslims how thy should feel. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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I think I’ll turn off comments for that one.

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VIDEO: Senator Pauline Hanson’s burqa stunt, 17 Aug 2017 (6m36s) youtube.com/watch?v=hPs423…

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Currently uploading that video to YouTube. I’d have been done ages ago if we had a proper broadband network. pic.twitter.com/3yZkla6AlM

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wintnation Last time tried to introduce a new website coming soon… haha

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@snare It’s a funny old world, eh.

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Those of you who haven’t seen Parlview before now know how the media can turn around these video clips so fast. Inside APH it’s full HD.

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The whole sequence is about 6 minutes, including Senator Wong’ attempt to thank Brandis getting shut down, and the President’s comments.

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For Hanson’s question and Brandis’ response, go to timecode 14:24:22. parlview.aph.gov.au/mediaPlayer.ph…

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@willie1foot Clothing is not a prop. President of the Senate said he doesn’t dictate what senators wear.

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I clearly chose to watch the wrong chamber today. [Flips Parlview over to the Senate and rewinds…]

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Erm, “wording”, that was.

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An obvious media stunt, sure, but now let’s see how the media report it. Working and tone will be quite revealing…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…L7

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benraue Sydney has Australia’s most fuckable bridges. Don’t @ me

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Straight to the pool room with this one. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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If Turnbull is lucky, he’ll get to the end of Question Time without losing another MP.

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Now, in something redolent of a campaign stump, “Jobs and growth is not just a slogan, it is an outcome.” Also, union thuggery.

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Mr Turnbull is shouting at Labor about energy prices.

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I have turned on the video feed from the House of Representatives and turned off my soul.

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ginarush is it eating truffles pic.twitter.com/vjzM4CdDDd

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@smh Originality 5/10, Execution 2/10. Could have tried “a bunch of years”, for starters. Must try harder.

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Also don’t look now, @smh, but your participle is dangling. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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edbott They don’t make fake news like they used to. twitter.com/BeschlossDC/st…

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@R_Chirgwin @AusRob @elongreen I seem to recall other anonymous staffers being quoted as saying something like that..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ze

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@AusRob @elongreen Hey @R_Chirgwin are you able to add anything to this thread?

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@AusRob @elongreen Now that you point that out… And wouldn’t that also fit with his apparent need for brief pictu..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nR

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jonkudelka The Most Liveable City In The World Putting The Man-Eating Sea Lice Aside For A Moment

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elongreen This is an amazing sentence. politico.com/story/2017/08/… pic.twitter.com/uSLVHvQjNO

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These are always the best compliments. twitter.com/jesstelford/st…

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newsbanks Sea. I told you so. pic.twitter.com/9CkVeAWH2j

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“Don’t worry, little girl, I’m going to eat the blonde one first.” pic.twitter.com/52t2Irn8v3

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@therevmountain @GordyPls @decryption And by my reading, that was his realisation. [Shrug] As you know, I always th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gf

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@therevmountain @GordyPls @decryption Case A: “I’ll kick out the Nazis because they’re bad.”
Case B: “I’ll kick out..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KG

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@GordyPls @decryption Well, he does tend to drink his own Kool-Aid, so there’s that. [Shrugs] Let’s wait and see.

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@decryption @GordyPls You don’t even need Nazis.
A: “I support free speech.”
B: “You would, horsethief, and your wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ki

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@decryption @GordyPls I mean I dunno for sure, but come at it again with the framing of “man realises complexity” r..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4e

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@decryption @GordyPls Again, I think that’s an unfair reading. I think he explains quite well how his thought changed over the time.

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@GordyPls But as I say, I’ll wait to see what he says when he’s got time to think.

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@GordyPls His statement about his mood, and “should not be on the internet” triggered a thought process that ended..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bA

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@GordyPls I don’t think that’s a fair reading, but I’m happy to change that view if his blog post so convinces.

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saletan Employment in the Trump administration is essentially a test of how slow you are to pick up on patterns of behavior..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…or

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VictoriaPolice Police are investigating the potential theft of a painting worth about $400,000 → s.ctx.ly/r/108zo pic.twitter.com/q1z7gvqkdf

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dansinker OK, now 100% certain we’re living in a simulation. twitter.com/billboard/stat…

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@iiTalW Today has been particularly difficult.

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@iiTalW No, I mean the other problem.

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@gattaca Just imagine you are a wedge-tailed eagle and all your enemies are foxes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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GreatDismal Inviting me to speak at an academic conference on AI is like inviting Mary Shelley to speak on transplant surgery

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I’m probably not helping.

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iiTalW Secret Twitter hack: Captioning any content with “im literally yelling” gives your lifted content a 20x multiplier,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…CV

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@KyBusiness @JamilSmith No good ever came from books. Books are full of ideas, and you know what happens when people get ideas.

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JamilSmith All these folks worried about erasing history when the Confederate statues come down will be thrilled to learn about the existence of books.

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@jeffsonstein The dates check out. You know they check out.

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LABlair1492 Here’s what Paraguayans did with a statue of dictator Alfredo Stroessner (1954-89). It’s an interesting compromise. pic.twitter.com/gEtUPLseDz

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DeletedWiki Intergalactic Thanksgiving

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The attacks on Robert E Lee are clearly false flag. The real issue is George Washington (l) vs Illuminati founder A..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…C5

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wintnation I know I have raised this issue many times in your dumb poll bitch

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These guys do know what “satire” means, right? twitter.com/DrRimmer/statu…

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To repeat, this will get very bad very quickly. Not by-the-third-ad-break quickly, but fast enough that you’ll regr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AA

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@anusha_srini Dunno, it’s a stock image from the company.

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@damonschultz So you’re heard of them then? It’s also Medicare and a few other bits and pieces, but yes.

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jpwarren Dear anonymous ABS worker: we are of one mind. You have my sympathies. pic.twitter.com/vYqKYiSySM

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Hurrah!

No, the other one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah, that’s it. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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madashelltv Spare a thought for Turnbull whose power bill came up to $1.75million last election.

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @dmeeze I’ve also watched sulphur-crested cockatoos tearing apart a building by chewing out t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gL

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @dmeeze A few months ago I saw about 20 sulphur-crested cockatoos dismantling a guy’s brand n..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ze

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AndrewPStreet I like to pretend there was no film and that Ghostbusters was simply a song that Ray Parker Jr felt inspired to bring to the world.

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BenjaminPDixon I prefer my Nazis broken, alienated, scared, and sobbing. pic.twitter.com/LpUSX70Zjs

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@A__Silk That’s lovely, and you’re right. If it’s not already dead, that fox will soon enjoy the adventure of being..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FX

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And not millennials? We should do something about that. twitter.com/wheelswordsmit…

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@jpwarren @dmeeze Bald Eagles are pretty rubbish, yes.

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@jpwarren @dmeeze Eagles are not just for Christmas.

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@jpwarren @dmeeze In Australia, eagles also take down power grids, using sheep’s heads an ammunition. abc.net.au/news/2015-01-1…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian businesses targeted in Cisco switch and router attacks: ACSC” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Last night I told this little story. I stand by it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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GreenJ What a time to be alive. pic.twitter.com/xuz61KU4m3

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snurb_dot_info Idea for @SBSVICELAND: So You Think You Can Govern - a cross between Who Do You Think You Are and Survivor, with Australian politicians.

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kylegriffin1 Statement from IBM CEO Ginni Rometty to employees makes clear CEOs chose to disband the President’s Strategy and Po..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wB

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@DingoResearch I’m conflicted, though, ‘cos I grew up with a pair of wedgetailed eagles living across the road, and I love them so much.

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@DingoResearch Still, the quoll had a go, which is more than you can say for those stupid useless quokkas. twitter.com/DingoResearch/…

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DingoResearch Sorry lovers, the wedge-tailed won this round…
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@davispg I particularly like the dead cat bounce. I should check to see where I stole it from.

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@zdnetaustralia Thu plan, amendment: Eggs replaced by kangaroo steak, because it had to be cooked today. pic.twitter.com/ERjfp2gbMJ

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I wonder if @firstdogonmoon has ever done a version of a dead cat bounce? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Watch out for plenty of these in the Australian Parliament later today. pic.twitter.com/F6IeIeRUoU

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MsMountebank Eastern Melbourne peeps two @Coles stores are trialling a sensory friendly shopping hour if it’s of interest. pic.twitter.com/aH5JSwF1jb

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If you’re in Melbourne on Wed 27 Sep, “Digital Manipulation of Democracy” with Dr Vanessa Teague and some arsehat…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…66

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wintnation There are no lights on, there is no ulterior motive here other than your racism??

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“Dear America, it’s all just too hard.” twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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Thu plan, draft: Quick thing for @zdnetaustralia (done); eggs; logistics; nibble at some editing tasks. There’s quite a bit in that plan.

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mkraju Trump said counterprotestors didn’t have permits to protest, but turns out they did and had right to be there, per @BrianToddCNN

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@R_Chirgwin It’s very poorly drafted, that bit.

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threelisabeth the excerpts from the martin shkreli jury selection process are Extremely Good pic.twitter.com/AOLwJOYKbD

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Should anyone need it — say Coalition MPs or the like — here’s the full text of The Constitution of Australiacomlaw.gov.au/Details/C2005Q…zl (PDF)

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@R_Chirgwin Nah, it’s that anyone can trigger the action, but you only get one go.

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This one is also cute. “We made improvements on card security approach.” Most [all?] Amex cards start “37”. pic.twitter.com/4eOjBGdTtm

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Terrytoo69 @stilgherrian @slsandpet Sadly, I had this from a lawyer when I wrote about it. pic.twitter.com/ftZ9wbq9RN

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@sprocket___ I can imagine. IANAL, but I know enough to know I don’t know anything.

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I do actually know this is dead, but the idea of a penalty of £100 per day is lovely.

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@sprocket___ Aw, you assume I can’t read. That’s a bit fierce, even at this hour.

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@munin Cute, isn’t it. There’s all sorts of stuff in the email lately.

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I am really, really hoping that Section 46 is still in force, because this would be excellent. pic.twitter.com/vP8yJ5u1cm

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“Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the High Court of Australia. Please press 4-4-# and wait until your number is called.”

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NewtonMark GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAA amp.smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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Yeah nah. Sorry, Jimmy, not this time. pic.twitter.com/mSA1yvPOV6

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Thursday. Three. Five. Two. Zero. One. Thursday.

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