Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 19th, 2017

Midnight approaches. Down go the temperatures. Goodnight. pic.twitter.com/WoAiMGaE96

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Explaining why there’s dead mind parasites all over the house will take some explaining.

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Beth: “Dad, why does our house have blast shields?”
Rick: “Trust me, Beth, you don’t want to know how many answers that question has.”

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@SteveMolk Indeed. And on a poignant note, I must thank the late @leslienassar for introducing to the great new age of American animation.

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“P.S. I don’t know where those coal miners were before they were assimilated. You might want to get checked.”

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That giraffe does not look happy.

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@PeteLawler None of us can be aware of everything, Butterfly.

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Meanwhile, in Washington it’s 7.30am, and the President of the United States is evacuating his bowels. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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Sometimes our research raised more questions than could be answered. twitter.com/garystark/stat…

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In our research, tho, we discovered that the most popular colour for toilet paper everywhere is white, except in Adelaide where it’s green.

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I can’t remember the answer.

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Once we worked out, if all the toilet paper used in Australia came off one roll, how fast the paper would be travelling.

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Back when I was working on @abcadelaide, we had a spot each week where we’d work out the answers to questions like..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xj

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On an unrelated note, spiders shit a lot more than you might imagine.

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All this makes complete sense in the Rick & Morty universe. Trust me.

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Rick, to hive entity he’s having sex with: “I’m not looking for judgment, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?”

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From Rick & Morty S02E03:
Morty: “… get you a coffee or something?”
Unity: “No, no. If I wanted to be sober I wouldn’t have gotten drunk.”

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HOCommunism “We’re with you, Vietnam!”
Sur’janinov, Ruben Vasil’evič, USSR,1972
@sovietvisuals
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shit_reviews DAVE

“So you can cover this race for us Dave?”

“Yep, no worries”

“And you are experienced”

“Yep big time, never..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…U3

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egadheg Pls swap 1 and 2 twitter.com/thislouve/stat…

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Journalists looking at things as if they understand them dot tumblr dot com. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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DeletedWiki GIVE IT TO ME NEIL

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@chrismayer It looks promising, but then a well-made trailer can do that.

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@Maintenonmadame @ABCTV It’s from 2013. I watched it on Stan a few week ago, but it doesn’t seem to have gotten int..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bY

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This whole thread on “going medieval” on someone is quite good. @thehistoryguy is on a roll. twitter.com/thehistoryguy/…

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I thought the royal visit by Prince Mark was particularly appropriate. youtube.com/watch?v=M8pG0p…

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I recently watched the Mitchell & Webb sitcom “Ambassador” on one of the streamers and it was rather good. youtube.com/watch?v=sze8YG…

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So there’s a new Mitchell & Webb sitcom, called “Back” youtube.com/watch?v=CWY1Zf…

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EmoPhilips Which makes them sitting ducks for the other half twitter.com/time/status/89…

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@R_Chirgwin I think you’re the one having problems with demons. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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phbarratt By the way, very underhand of Labor to actually vet candidates for compliance with s.44. Will stop at nothing in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gA

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thehistoryguy Raise a small, unreliable army of ungovernable nobles & poorly equipped, conscripted peasants and immediately get d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…It

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JulianBurnside Politicians as hypocrites?
There’s something I hadn’t thought of… twitter.com/drbenjaminjone…

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I know it’s the weekend, but we haven’t lost any more MPs today, have we? (Senator Xenophon doesn’t count. That story broke yesterday.)

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NewtonMark I actually like the idea of plaques blacksplaining monuments to homocidal lunatics. Perspective. theguardian.com/commentisfree/… @firstdogonmoon

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Mysterious Efficiencies of the Orient! twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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markhumphries Exciting development, Eurovision fans. is coming and Australia will be a big part of it. twitter.com/eurovision/sta…

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… he shouted, before they collapsed back, exhausted and sweating, and lit cigarettes. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@glengyron @willoughbycity I figure they organised it themselves as a false flag operation to support Turnbull’s pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nN

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@munin @NuclearAnthro You’ll have to take me too. On the other hand, don’t. It’s not really my cup of gin.

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@munin @NuclearAnthro The Hare Krishna movement was/is basically US Flower Power Hinduism. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internati…

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@munin @NuclearAnthro Oh dear. There is so much that @NuclearAnthro needs to be taught about.

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flashboy ok that’s taking the removal of confederate icons too far twitter.com/BuzzFeedCeleb/…

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fanfiction_txt Gene screamed in a mixture of pain and pleasure. “MMMMMM IMPREGNATE MY MOUTH DADDY” Jailbreak excitedly yelled back

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@R_Chirgwin @michaelneale I just noticed I subtitled that album as “Spring came early” in 2016, and I’d been talkin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vK

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CaseyBriggs This tweet was criminally under appreciated but that won’t stop me nominating it for a Walkley twitter.com/caseybriggs/st…

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@alexdante You were. But based on my fail. Let’s have another go later.

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@eightiestragic It wouldn’t harm the inner west’s sanity if we moved it to, say, Ingleburn.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Once they press the TERRORISMS button it’s hard to unpress it.

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@alexdante Oops, I misread. Deleting my comment.

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@guytaur @AlboMP Cool, I’ll drop a note to his office and see what they’ve got.

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@guytaur Have you seen any analyses to that effect? I’ve looked every now and then, but there’s never been anything optimistic.

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@R_Chirgwin @michaelneale Well as I say, the first in my sequence last year was 30 August, and the rest of the imag..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BO

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For those who haven’t see it, all of the photos enhanced in “Let’s Enhance” (1m43s) vimeo.com/69663986

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@R_Chirgwin The light is fading now, but I can pop over tomorrow morning? Also, I was using an iPhone 6S Plus.

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@R_Chirgwin That WAS taken with a phone camera. This was the first in the sequence. pic.twitter.com/JIl963S25n

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The President of the United States photographed with his cabinet members after signing four bills into law. pic.twitter.com/Idcm3ECx1K

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@SarahRubyWrites Or email it to me. stil at myname dot com.

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@SarahRubyWrites I can have a look, sure, but there’s nothing as good as the “enhance” on TV. DM it do me.

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@SarahRubyWrites I am at least familiar with those devices, yes. Why do you ask?

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@R_Chirgwin And here, @R_Chirgwin, is how that almond blossom unfolded daily from 30 August last year…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…71

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Yes. They should. And they should also send pretty much every press corps / press gallery journalist back to that s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2f

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@oberonsghost *insert mockery about being a sook*

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BlogsofWar “These newer offshoots have been far more successful than we could ever have dreamed.” twitter.com/politico/statu…

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I’m conflicted about this one. The economics of high-speed rail don’t stack up here, but I’d get to demolish so muc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…14

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Hell no. That’s a poison chalice. That’s NBN and “Game of Thrones” piracy and media ownership and ABC bias. I’ll ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Dy

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MarkDiStef “siri define lame” pic.twitter.com/ox8HMwXpxn

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Bleach” is a better word for this, I think.

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I’m Stilgherrian, and I endorse this message. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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Wasn’t there some sort of law in Australia that was about stopping this sort of thing happening in Australia in Aus..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Mg

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paulkidd You can get $3.75 odds on the High Court striking down the . Get on! pic.twitter.com/uai0QRKIk2

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Pinboard The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy

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LucyXIV I really respect that the ANU still hasn’t changed the name of its enrolment system pic.twitter.com/q3Pze80TiW

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. And if that fucker comes alive I’m headed for the hills. twitter.com/CGTNOfficial/s…

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@GreenJ This thread is, as the cool kids say, RTYI. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@onthemedia One of the better alternatives proposed on @onthemedia, in my view, was “plastic smog”. Toxic but invisible. YMMV.

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@onthemedia There’s a montage in @onthemedia showing how the first patch media-morphed from “half the size of Texas..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zC

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Sure, but as @onthemedia explains, that photo is bullshit. The patches are degraded plastic, all but invisible…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5l

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@teknetia Well where’s the fun in that?

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kylegriffin1 Front page of tomorrow’s @NYDailyNews. pic.twitter.com/SUvdFspjKz

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KeithOlbermann He thinks this make him look like Churchill.

Seriously.

IF Churchill dyed his hair in his sink and got implants..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NQ

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@teknetia Exactly. Eve if it’s expressed as “gender-neutral marriage” it mean the whole what-is-gender confusion gets wiped from the table.

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@DrRhysPockett Well with all due respect to @johnb78, it might be the better option. Even if @SnarkyPlatypus would..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Yc

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@SnarkyPlatypus Normally I’d suggest reading the whole thread for the lels, but in this case it might make your brain implode.

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This one is pretty loopy. Latham was asking whether a trans person marrying would be a subset of SSM. Here is one r..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9a

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@rgcooke I’ll stop tweeting quotes now, but you really should read it. Astute observations, acidic snark. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/opinion/topic/…

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@rgcooke “Perhaps the only person to take a real stand is Cory Bernardi, and I can’t think of a clearer indictment..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…me

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@rgcooke “Dastyari has since unveiled a strategy to rehabilitate his reputation. This is it: “Look – a kebab!’”

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@rgcooke I’ll add my voice to the many others who’ve said this is a must-read piece. All praise be to @rgcooke! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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spookperson he put a woman in jail for having a miscarriage and advocates electrocuting gays straight but he’s just so much mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Kf

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“Turnbull government has failed. If recent history is a guide, this means they now have jobs for life,” by @rgcooke thesaturdaypaper.com.au/opinion/topic/…

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A useful chart, though is “percentage of humans killed” an overly-simple comparison? I can’t answer that. twitter.com/HistoryToLearn…

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@TrainLinkWest Hi Sean, and thank you, though I won’t be catching a train today.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The tobacco etc up front would pay the rent. Usually the barbers are not employees, but rent a chai..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jd

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PeterCronau The Base
A Pine Gap investigation
On Background Briefing.
Sunday 8am on ABC RadioNational – 1pm on NewsRadio. Alsotwitter.com/i/web/status/8…J2bX

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@SnarkyPlatypus Our Lebanese friends are still charging only $10?

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@jpwarren And specifying procedures to be followed, yes. Though in that case I often number steps, and bullet-point alternatives.

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@jpwarren Those OED rules are popular, but another for sentence fragments is to end each one with a semicolon and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Bv

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These quotes from the jury selection for Martin Shkreli’s trial are gorgeous. harpers.org/archive/2017/0…

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On @onthemedia this week, a former US EPA heavy: The 1970s industry-pwned EPA wasn’t a swamp to be drained, but a wetland to be preserved.

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God Bless America. As @jeffsonstein said, “More officers?” twitter.com/ProtectRDfnder…

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3liza “so where is your family from?” -white proverb

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong “The BBC has a recipe, in case you need to create your own chemical weapon scare.” news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/l…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong Remember this? “Latest Terrorist False Alarm: Chilli Peppers”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gu

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@SnarkyPlatypus Mine isn’t all that high, really. Well, not compared to @ApostrophePong. But then he’s a freak.

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nycsouthpaw Build statues of these men. pic.twitter.com/5ToydKJJF4

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well that’s precisely why they’re running this series of three seminars on “Digitisation and Democr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zW

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@TimWattsMP Oh I know where you are. To be honest I’ve wanted to see Footscray, never been there, so I will hunt you down.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve only spoken briefly with Vanessa about this, but I think we’ll fuck with their heads a bit.

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Reminder: I’m in Melbourne late next month for this gig, and probably staying on a few days. Place your bids. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @wolfcat I could probably even make it a work thing. Re-visit some old pubs and write about them, o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gj

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@DavidFeng That is also an awesome poster.

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DavidFeng The Chinese language is an absolute classic. twitter.com/edgarwright/st…

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@NicholasFryer So I’ve got until 2019 then. Gotcha.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The noisy bigots are still a thing, and views on gender and changing but slowly.

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@wolfcat Look that’s the British Hotel in North Adelaide, and it’s a perfectly good pub. Or at least it was the las..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6Z

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@EvilJamesFowler I think I just disgusted even myself.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The other fun bit is that it started with the discovery of his Greek passport.

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Cool people should stop dying.

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[Checks wristwatch] Yeah, you can’t rush these things. But thanks for joining us. twitter.com/larry_irving/s…

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judecomputer i love this ad. i have no fucking clue what this product does so i assume that rebecca is a witch and turned him in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…W6

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@kcarruthers Oooh! Could you buy me a puma please.

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The_Coolkoala Black-necked Storks (aka Jabiru) perform mating dance near crocodile ~ Daintree River, FNQ Photo: Damian Duffy..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…w1

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@Styvo51 Yeah @Bobosphere asked me much the same question once.

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BenRothenberg Nadal’s current pre-serve routine:

Left toe kick
Right toe kick
Butt
Left shoulder
Right shoulder
Nose
Left ear
Right cheek/nose
Right ear

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jdub Belatedly calling it: “Today we are all…” is the dumbest, most inept fucking thing to say after a tragedytwitter.com/JoeHockey/stat…4D

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Whenever that will be. It’s been a difficult time.

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These and other thoughts about sex with Alex Jones, Alan Jones, and parrots generally will be in the next episode of “The 9pm Edict”.

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As Lincoln said, “Government of the old white men, by the old white men, for the old white men.” twitter.com/VeraMBergen/st…

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VeraMBergen The White House just sent out this photo of Trump signing four bills today. Really worth zooming in on each face in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qF

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@skwashd Oh yes, you do need to be aware of certain milk-related patriotism. Or parochialism. Or zealotry. It’s one..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…MY

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@engin_eer @josefajardo I doubt it. They may want to expand their Sydney head count by six, though, which is something different.

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I’m getting mixed responses to my Alex Jones pondering. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NicholasFryer Oh, well, Tanunda. twitter.com/OzKitsch/statu…

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@skwashd What’s a “Big M”? Genuine question. I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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daytimesnaps pic.twitter.com/GoaALPqEyl

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snurbbotinfo Australian politics also crashes; at least we’re fukt.

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@ChrissieM Adelaide needs all the help it can get. Christopher Pyne can squeeze out only so many submarines.

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darth “are u calling an uber for us steve” pic.twitter.com/cyoxM1hbFp

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Oh. I see that I used “NSW” and “strategic” in the same sentence. Aren’t I the fool.

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But of course Melbourne simply put in a better bid, and that’s where Formula 1 moved. Plus* side: Adelaide has a bicycle race.

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Adelaide was like that when its initial 5-year contract host for Formula 1 Grand Prix expired. They just assumed it would be renewed.

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The word “poach” implies that NSW has some entitlement and that Victoria would be doing something naught, rather th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4y

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Still, that’s not the NSW way, is it. No, it’s individual special deals for the “special people”, and let the proles pay for it.

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A more strategic approach might be for the Premier to make NSW generally better, and Google and others would crave to be here anyway.

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One interesting aspect of this story is that the Premier of NSW is acting as a real estate agent. twitter.com/josefajardo/st…

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josefajardo geez … i had no idea Google were looking to grow its Sydney workforce that much !! damn .. 10,000 pic.twitter.com/7AwTrPvhT0

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sophbenj I was not expecting this from the Toowoomba Chronicle, which is in a deeply Christian conservative area & also Lyle..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tx

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@snare Assuming, that is, that you’re into watching people’s heads being eaten by fish.

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@munin Less noisy than dynamiting them?

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@NewtonMark @GordyPls I’m looking forward to Senator Roberts presenting his case for why the High Court of Australi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NX

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Couldn’t Steve Bannon plunge his head into a bowl of those little fish that nibble off all the dead flesh? twitter.com/majtague/statu…

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jk_rowling Unbelievable. He actually did bring the Middle East together. pic.twitter.com/miP9MyVLsS

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kategrealy One the biggest failings of Aus govt ‘muslim engagement’ schemes is association of them w/national security twitter.com/OmarjSakr/stat…

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DrRimmer All the President’s Disappearing Men bit.ly/2icpIng pic.twitter.com/le3lrb2D09

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wintnation Please stay where you are best suited.

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@munin The word “incoherent” also comes to mind.

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@GordyPls @NewtonMark You fool. Clearly we need a Sovereign Parliament based on maritime law.

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I wonder what sex with Alex Jones would be like.

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@dobes @munin @rohan_p This is just the best thing. If that act was hatred of the West then I’m all for it. Bring on the Coffeegeddon.

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Saturday. Six. Zero. Five. Five. Four. Saturday.

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