Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 22nd, 2017

@oliyoung If I ask what the blue diamond is about, will I regret it?

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CrazyinRussia Wait for it. pic.twitter.com/Bio9higCH8

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(With apologies to William Shakespeare.)

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And gentlefolk on Twitter now a-bed / Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here / … / and laughed with u..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0V

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@oliyoung Mate, that’s a ‘nuther whole saucepan of sealife.

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“I AM NOT IN A CUPBOARD! I AM A HUMAN BEING!”

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@PeteLawler Either way, I’m going to be laughing about this for days. Especially after having listened to the Grene Wold today.

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Seriously, I am so over that cunt.

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Jerry Donkeybinge was last seen slamming cupboard doors and shouting “Don’t any of you know where I am?” at passing pedestrians.

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Sources close to Spleenhinge have denied he is suffering yet another bout of Centre of Attention Deficit Disorder.

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Attempts by Sporringe to speak to journalists directly were hampered when he became wedged between his narcissism and the wardrobe door.

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Jelliest Sponge, known to countless fans as Cupboard Boy, was baffled by data returned by Google searches, labelling mockers as “cretinous”.

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“Today the founder of SookiLeaks, Julius Assange, failed to differentiate mockery from his fantasies about external..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hl

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@jpwarren Look, part of me wants to say no…

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@glitchScatter I’m sure someone will, but I don”t do those day things. (Probably won’t be in a train Friday, as far as I can see.)

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@jonoabroad That’s 10% capacity or less. A 4-car V Set can carry ~400 passengers seated. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSW_Train… sydneytrains.info/about/fleet/v_…

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“Trump’s Afghanistan speech video and transcript” washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/w…

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@jonoabroad At this hour on a Tuesday, unless there’s something unusual happening, there’s at most 40 passengers on..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…w8

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@jonoabroad Well, it’s going west, but there are two more after this one.

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mathaiaus I really don’t know why I’m not paid for this. pic.twitter.com/NEnYVcKjYq

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@nehadk I’ll be looking for that too, as I take this 2-hour journey, so I’ll tweet what I find.

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Wait, this was an actual thing? Are they just feeding him mushrooms now? twitter.com/swearyanthony/…

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@nehadk The full text will be on the White House website, but WaPo and NYT usually have full transcripts faster.

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I probably shouldn’t mention this, but a fire truck has pulled up outside the building I just walked out of.

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I wasn’t aware of Ms Vanstone’s new vocation. twitter.com/amandavanstone…

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daytimesnaps pic.twitter.com/KnUExdaGu5

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@James_Jeffrey @dj2mn It’s possible I just pressed the button on my browser plug-in that automatically downloads an..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Va

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@Fordwritesmusic @James_Jeffrey I have mixed feelings about this. I am glad to learn about songwriters, because I k..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tX

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@SnarkyPlatypus I CAN’T READ EVERYTHING IF I AM ALSO EXPECTED TO ORGANISE YOUR BOX.

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@Sam_D_Cox Sure, I’ll email you my flight requests and frequent flyer details.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The real question to ask @ABCTV is why “Rake” series 4 isn’t on the streamers yet. TELL ME, @ABCTV, TELL ME!

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Told you so, @SnarkyPlatypus. Though for some reason which I can’t disclose I already knew this. twitter.com/ABCTV/status/8…

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@SnarkyPlatypus As you know, I have infinite faith in the awesome positivity of human nature.

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@James_Jeffrey The arrangement and production of that is just… perfect! @dj2mn

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I’m not really into sport, but surely the trick to all this is not making dickhead racist comments in the first pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bi

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I had no idea this was a thing, but apparently it is a thing, and it’s a quite extraordinary thing. twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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davebromage What idiot called them ‘falconry displays’ and not ‘hawk/kestrel manoeuvres in the park’?

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@swearyanthony I heard something about that but I can’t recall all the details just now. I know @Scottludlam was in..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qx

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@manindotblack How long ago waste this? Three years or more is pretty much irrelevant in these matters.

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If only there were somewhere to have a drink right next to the station, or even inside it…

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Meanwhile, I don’t know what’s happening back there, but it seems to involve a hell of a lot of squawking.

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Do I want to rush this cider and stride across to Central in 10 minutes? No, I do not. So it’s the 2118 for me, and home after midnight.

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Oh is Cupboard Boy having another bout of Centre of Attention Deficit Disorder?

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How could I have missed this vital news story? Thank you @davispg! twitter.com/wheelswordsmit…

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Interesting. If true, it means Kaspersky’s efforts to placate US concerns have failed. Or it’s supply chain concern..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…26

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@swearyanthony It would be lovely. She MCd a conference I was covering recently and totally shifted it from the usual panel tedium.

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Here are two things I’ve written this week and if you have any self-respect at all you will read both of them. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@swearyanthony That would be fun. I reckon a run at some later legislation would be better spent tho.

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@markzzzsmith @NewtonMark @vicrgf There is a story here, but it’s nothing to do with Conroy.

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@ResignInShame @abcmelbourne It didn’t come up. @LindyBurns is a vortex of chaos. And anyway, why weren’t you listening?

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You know I don’t. I’m not going on that program unless I’m the presenter or executive producer and can slap some se..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nv

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@abcmelbourne And the @abcmelbourne spot is done. I might even post the audio of that one, because it was fun.

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@abcmelbourne Here we go! Just after this sexist Fathers Day advert.

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@abcmelbourne I know we’ll be referring to this @BBCArchive item, so save this tweet and watch the whole 6-minute v..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uS

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@abcmelbourne I’ll be on after this conversation and then a song. I hope it’s a good song, @abcmelbourne! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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In ABC Ultimo, in Sydney TARDIS 2 this time, for my imminent spot on @abcmelbourne. pic.twitter.com/F5axTZkdOW

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@jamescmcpherson @abcmelbourne For these longer chats with @abcmelbourne, we schedule them for when I’m in the city..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5k

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@abcmelbourne Half an hour to go. I should probably head over to the ABC. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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jpwarren Coming soon to Autopilot: Drives home and fetches you some proper fucking adult glassware you pretentious savages. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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@dobes @BuzzFeedOz @abcmelbourne Give it another ping. I’ve retweeted it with a credit to @NewtonMark.

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@ShaquilleRay @_ClaireConnelly @R_Chirgwin I was thinking more the latter, yes. I sorta knew that DMCA only applies..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KJ

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@ShaquilleRay @_ClaireConnelly @R_Chirgwin Oh hang on. In quick succession, yeah? Good thinking.

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@ShaquilleRay @_ClaireConnelly @R_Chirgwin If they were in the category of “nice people” I’d suggest an escalating..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0S

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strom_m Apparently this was on a telegraph pole in Stanmore in Sydney’s inner west pic.twitter.com/r2TCzKcGNJ

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monikabielskyte Real image. Shot from over 1.5 miles away with a very, very long lens. magick. By Coleen Pinsky. pic.twitter.com/DPKD6Gwq3F

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@_ClaireConnelly @R_Chirgwin You’re not censoring them. You’re happy for them to publish their material. This has n..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ku

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@_ClaireConnelly @R_Chirgwin The latter is what I meant. Taking darling ZH offline will appeal to certain demographics.

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I’m not even going to click through. I’m just going to savour yet another gorgeous social media moment from..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…CM

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@R_Chirgwin @_ClaireConnelly Biggest and most headline-worthy. Do you know any journalists?

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@_ClaireConnelly @R_Chirgwin I mean, you could demand an agreement to pay a syndication fee in 24 hours first, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lu

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@_ClaireConnelly @R_Chirgwin They’re hosted on AWS, therefore served into the US. Hit AWS with a DMCA notice. Easy.

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alanbeattie It’s genuinely amusing that a failing administration in search of quick wins would alight on corporate tax reform & pacifying Afghanistan.

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NicholasFryer Shout out to the cops doing RBTs right in front of the Hindley St station. Just because the month’s quota needs work, why strain yourself?

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Oh. It’s Greg Sheridan. I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked. twitter.com/gnoll110/statu…

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gnoll110 As if the Cold War never happened. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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@dazza50 I’m good thanks. I am a battler. I am a survivor.

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@Steve_Lockstep I know that the @blackdoginst is doing some work on mood and social media posting. I must update myself on their work.

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NewtonMark Why? Do them slowly. twitter.com/guardiannews/s…

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Meanwhile, some random farang punter emerges from the bathroom reeking of marijuana.

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The Chef Who Wants To Kill Me is singing along to the sentimental T-Pop playing in the kitchen, and his voice is really quite good.

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@NewtonMark @vicrgf Maybe… just maybe… they’re another Skank Media production. [Note to self: Update the damn w..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ry

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To save you having to typo that whole name into a Google, click here. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Sm… twitter.com/mundanematt/st…

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@FakeDanTosello @joshgnosis @jpwarren I can’t help but thinking this has gotten a lot more serious than it was just before.

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@abcmelbourne I hope @abcmelbourne doesn’t ask me to say ” Cyber Chocolatocalypse” because it’s quite difficult.

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@FakeDanTosello @joshgnosis @jpwarren We’re probably not, you know. Well, Josh might be. Hard to say.

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I’m talking cyber rubbish on @abcmelbourne in two hours, at 1930 AEST. Listen at abc.net.au/radio/melbourn… or the apps. ABC apps, not Grindr.

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@joshgnosis @jpwarren You could also block replies that don’t start with a keyword specified in the body of the story.

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DDsD Tonight’s pizza menu is named after dog breeds. pic.twitter.com/35HDFTaaHD

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gcouprie from a picture of your boarding pass to a stolen account michalspacek.com/post-a-boardin… pic.twitter.com/N7V6ENEqd6

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@jpwarren I’m going to start replying to such tweets with “Paragraph 6” or whatever. @joshgnosis

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MarkDiStef So the ABC has started posting replies to journos with their original requests - and I find them very interesting..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6K

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nehadk They sucked. twitter.com/jonthedots/sta…

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“The IoT-based threat of Cyber Chocolatocalypse, and worse” at @zdnetaustralia zdnet.com/article/the-io… 3/3

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Would you like some intelligent reading for the commute home? No? Good, ‘cos here’s what I’ve written… 1/3

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joshgnosis So many news outlets have reported it based on just one tweet from one person.

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joshgnosis Spent the better part of the last day trying to verify the neo-nazi poster was up in Melbourne. Still can’t confirm. buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/wha…

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@susan_m @ZDNet See, @susan_m, this is what happens when you leave me alone with Earl Perkins. We predict the end o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Mn

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@AbstractCode That is an unfair comment. Also, I didn’t know you were in the room.

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@UnreliableRoger @jpwarren @jturner_ibrs This is true. As always, I stand in awe of the Majesty of the Justice System.

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imgur Checkmate, atheists. imgur.com/gallery/6y9PK pic.twitter.com/tXUoFNZGkm

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For reasons unrelated to anything that’s happened today, I am reminded of the useful term “useful idiot”.

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freudianskippy “It’s important to protect your eyesight during an eclipse. One good way is to hide in a cupboard” pic.twitter.com/9srojoeyts

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I’m heading down to sit in The Corner until it’s time for my @abcmelbourne spot. I’ll respond to your tweets and hate mail shortly.

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I’m not challenging Greenwald’s point about Orwell being dismissed too quickly, just noting the obvious route of his narrative.

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@tomsulston We must be getting close to the end, because we’re up to George Orwell.

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@tomsulston Oh wait. I said I wasn’t going to tweet any more of this. I am such a liar.

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That said, I or @tomsulston could well be confusing that with Chelsea Manning’s trove.

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My understanding / memory was that they were given sections of the trove, not the whole thing..Etwitter.com/tomsulston/sta…kF

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I’ve no beef with activists making speeches but it’s a bit fuckin’ disingenuous to then call yourself an independent journalist.

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We’re not hearing from the intel world, except as paraphrases of stereotyped positions, no details of his magic documents.

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There’s nothing factually incorrect in what he’s saying, but he’s stringing it into a political position not into journalism.

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We’ve passed through the terrorisms versus bathtub stage and the haystack stage to the nothing-to-hide stage.

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@ggreenwald I’ve written about so many of these issues, and I certainly have my concerns, but hearing this I want t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9S

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@ggreenwald I’ll stop tweeting now, because I’ll get even more irritated than I am now.

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These documents [which, I remind you, only he has] cast this as a risk not so much to privacy as to democracy, he reckons.

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His example of the badness of all this is Angela Merkel comparing monitoring her calls to the Stasi. Counterpoints glossed over.

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Greenwald finds it dark that the NSA’s mission statement is “Collect it all” as if it’s a new thing.

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The real question is why he gets to be the guardian of the Snowden documents and only release chosen redacted fragments.

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This is a stump speech. I’ve been reading thousand of classified documents from the most advanced intel agencies, he says.

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Greenwald says for the last 4 years he has been “singularly focused” on the question of how much privacy to trade for security.

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The topic of Zuckerberg running for POTUS is raised.

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We’re not grappling with questions about “that level of power” at Google, Facebook, and Apple.

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Greenwald agrees that this is a “banal” point but one worth “reflecting on”.

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Obvious statement that technology is brought in while thinking about the advantages, not the disadvantages.

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Greenwald’s first time in AU. “Surprised” to see Turnbull in the streets and so accessible. “As an American,” etc.

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You’re introducing a few people talking, not a star of any kind.

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THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO NEED FOR THE INTRO MUSIC TO BE SO GODDAM LOUD THIS IS A CONFERENCE NOT A CONCERT FFS.

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I have not read this yet, but I’ve always found papers from the ADFA course to be at the least quite interesting. twitter.com/UNSWCanberra/s…

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@OzCyberCentre Thanks. Note made. Will read later up.

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I’m on @abcmelbourne and across Victoria at 1930 AEST. What should I be talking about with the good people of Victoria?

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@MadScotty Alas I have to me more or less sober at 1930 for my spot on @abcmelbourne. Speaking of which…

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@dobes @joshgnosis @jeremyvisser I am familiar with this story. Maybe @ABCiview has reconsidered its position.

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@jturner_ibrs @jpwarren I have been writing essentially the same yarn for at least six years now.

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Fifteen minutes until I regret all my life choices.

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Is it the old strategy but with added stupidity? twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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@dobes @joshgnosis Which surely means it’d be easy to write a browser plugin that translates a program’s iView URL..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…93

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@dobes @joshgnosis Well I watch iView on my iPhone when my iNternet of iTrees is shit. [Shrugs]

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Or to use the technical term, his “exoskeleton”. twitter.com/kheitman_au/st…

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@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus Of course not. It’s called the SECRET Ballot. Or as it was known for a long time, the Australian Ballot.

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Well, until Turnbull became Prime Minister anyway. twitter.com/Extinct_AnimaI…

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twiddlekins That’s neat, path of eclipse in google traffic. i.redd.it/njuqnv4uf5hz.j…

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Stop laughing.

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A final thing at 1530: @ggreenwald with ” Why Privacy Matters — For Citizens and Security Professionals Alike”. So there’s that.

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I have one more thing to write from , but that will be posted at @zdnetaustralia on Wednesday.

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I am not the only brain dead person cowering in this corner. There is now a certain camaraderie between us. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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FraserC69 5 hours since Big Ben fell silent. No one knows what time it is. The BBC’s best guess is 1872. Dinosaurs spotted in Ipswich. Chaos reigns.

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@FakeDanTosello @zdnetaustralia No need to truffle yourself. All these concerns are confected.

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Today’s best band name: Fondue Sex Accident. twitter.com/FakeDanTosello…

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The Chocolatocalypse could be serious, @zdnetaustralia, but I won’t have a bar of it.

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In the corner of the conference centre, slowly dying. Both them and me. pic.twitter.com/Dr1O81Qxsx

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@FakeDanTosello Precisely. Though it does take a little practice.

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www16Right Some high and low altitude mapping photography underway over Sydney today 😀 Cessna 404 VH-WGS and Robinson R44 VH-X..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…XV

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “The IoT-based threat of Cyber Chocolatocalypse, and worse” zd.net/2g0ffdO

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@dobes @zdnetaustralia That said, THIS IS WHY THE MACHINES WILL WIN.

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@dobes @zdnetaustralia Actually I got six from six just then, so cyber defence IS possible.

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@dobes @zdnetaustralia About one time in three. Add at the end of the yarn: “You can start by practising saying it out loud.”?

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Conference staff: “Do you want to go to this session?”
Me: “No, I want to curl up in the corner and die.”
C: “That’s OK.”
Yes. Yes it is.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You clearly need a metal tin with many good purposes.

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@zdnetaustralia I also contains a brand new word, which I’m hoping @dobes will smile upon.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains chicken crisps, chocolate bars, and cyber lice. Because of course it does.

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glengyron Wouldn’t happen in Sydney.

There wouldn’t be anything open for him to go to. twitter.com/markdistef/sta…

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The hotel has had a Fleetwood Mac best-of compilation on repeat since I arrive this morning and now I want to set fire to the hotel.

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@Rashas_Mo Nah, never do that. It only leads to confusion.

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Oh. I was planning to just pop down the pub, but if you insist. twitter.com/dcexaminer/sta…

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firstdogonmoon icymi here is a cartoon about a cassowary and a terrible government theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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“Later episodes however diverged considerably away from the series’ original premise.” twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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The climate is not changing. The climate is not changing. The climate is not changing. The climate is not changing…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1c

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“Infected Vending Machines And Light Bulbs DDoS A University” (13 Feb) forbes.com/sites/leemathe…

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Three or four vendors have branded fidget spinners. Their facial expressions betray their knowledge of having chosen poorly.

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DeletedWiki Eat Your Parents.

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@phage_nz @FourOctets Ah, but AU and NZ are slightly sane about these things.

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus I’m sure that’s part of it, but listen to this and/or read the linked-to article. youarenotsosmart.com/2016/04/08/072…

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darylginn @kerem No white desk with a succulent plant? You’re not a real designer.

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joshgnosis Alas poor Yorick, they didn’t know him. abc.net.au/news/2017-08-2…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, Dunning and Kruger are psychologists, not safety engineers, so very different viewpoints on the phenomenon.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Or maybe it’s just that the American Society of Safety Engineers publish proper peer-reviewed research.

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DickKingSmith Gravity causes objects with mass to gravitate toward one another & on Earth it gives weight to physical objects, ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zi

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@SnarkyPlatypus Interesting. This is one of the canonical examples used to explain the Dunning-Kruger Effect, yet i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…S3

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LiamPomfret Of course Trump looked straight at the eclipse. It was orange, dim, full of gas, and going up in flames.
He probably thought it was a mirror

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JennnQuinn Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it’s an “amazing natural phenomenon” but when I do it’s a “problem”

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RawStory ‘Shadows don’t do that’: Flat Earthers offer absurd explanations for why the eclipse proves them right ow.ly/KWBP50dzPt2

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Every morning, my email is an adventure..pic.twitter.com/KFGmjTM5nInI

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@dobes @Steve_Lockstep Why does everything have to be a question?

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MagicRealismBot There is a 10th century Catalan prophecy that you will be hugged by a shark.

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@christopherneal I have a high Kool-Aid tolerance, thank the gods.

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@coreyscottallen I always try to be polite. These guys and girls earn shit-all money and they just want to get to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9N

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@coreyscottallen Exactly. A State Department employee once explained the “bad day at the border” concept to me. She was great.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Gartner sets fire to all the cyber things” zdnet.com/article/gartne… (Did I write that headline? Yes. Why?)

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@KathyReid @garthk @R_Chirgwin Well, those guys maybe. I didn’t really do anything.

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@coreyscottallen Yep. I’m always looking for ways to manage my work backpack so I never need to re-pack it.

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Histreepix Proud parents gather to watch their children spy on the populace. Woking, 1980. pic.twitter.com/vg1FHRGBEW

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Back for Day Two of , though I won’t be going to as many sessions today. pic.twitter.com/ZvToQPJFYU

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Tue plan, supplemental: The errands will centre on the theme Where The Fuck Now Is My Credit Card. Sigh.

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Tue plan: 0900 Gartner Security & Risk Mgt Summit gartner.com/events/apac/se…; write for @zdnetaustralia; errands; 1930 @abcmelbourne; train.

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rod3000 ISS just pulled off the photobomb of a lifetime qz.com/1058842/solar-… pic.twitter.com/vWKh2tnfxK

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In case you missed it last night… twitter.com/lordflaconegro…

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glengyron The solution to fighting inequality? A sincere smile.

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I can see Malcolm doing “If I Could Turn Back Time” and it’d be appropriate in so many ways. So many ways… twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@awakening_heart Well, not always. Sometimes I just can’t be bothered.

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@WataShiva Thanks. I suspected that was the case.

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@JohnBirmingham @sylmobile They are very, very handy devices to have with you.

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@awakening_heart I have no idea, sorry. It’s a vendor giveaway, but I know they do have a trademarked name.

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KT_So_It_Goes <melania in a whisper one second before>: they say obama was afraid to look at the sun pic.twitter.com/FprwIEA9qU

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ShangHiiieee My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, “I recognize that sound. My husband plays tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…e0

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This is such a great bag for trolling people. pic.twitter.com/5mMg1ujhOe

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, USN has more collisions than any other navy? [Does it?] Well, USN has far more ships than any..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xM

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@SnarkyPlatypus I suspect so. But the issue is whether USN has a ship handling problem rather than just bad luck.

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@sylmobile I don’t pick the imagery. I believe @dobes is somehow involved.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s the one. Beyesian analysis can tell you how likely a series of events is a pattern rather th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…e1

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Tue plan, draft: 0900 Gartner Security & Risk Mgt Summit gartner.com/events/apac/se…; write for @zdnetaustralia; 1930 @abcmelbourne; train home.

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Or take ketamine. Lots of ketamine.

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Hey all you people going OMFG TWO US NAVY SHIPS CRASHED WHAT’S GOING ON, maybe ask a statistician about Bayesian analysis first.

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DeletedWiki BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEY

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Tuesday. Slice it into cubes no bigger than 2cm wide. Coat them in egg white and castor sugar. Tuesday.

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