Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 23rd, 2017

Dorris852 If you want to know why your flight to has been cancelled. and some wind pic.twitter.com/iGJ2X4rp0O

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@James_Jeffrey @Fordwritesmusic Actually that’s probably a bit extreme, even for me.

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@James_Jeffrey @Fordwritesmusic So my next step is Nick Cave’s “Murder Ballads” and a gin.

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Is this an actual thing I can buy? twitter.com/rpy/status/900…

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jdub I mean, it *is* a better word for edging. twitter.com/ProfTimBale/st…

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MagicRealismBot An economist has a migraine. A doctor informs him there is a bong inside his brain.

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@franksting I believe the correct word is “commandeered”.

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@trentyarwood For various reasons, I’m not on Soapy’s drip feed.

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@trentyarwood I would assume so, but while I’m special enough to know it’s happening, I’m not so special that I have a copy.

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He did. And you should read or watch or listen or something, or this man will throw you down a staircase. True* sto..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xJ

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“Over to Westminster”, in which @JonathanPieNews discusses Donald Trump’s ninja skills. youtube.com/watch?v=cRjUh9…

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Expect some new Australian criminalisms statistics tomorrow morning.

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@James_Jeffrey @Fordwritesmusic Oddly, the Tube of Ewes suggests I follow the Cave cover version with Ultravox’s “V..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oc

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@James_Jeffrey @Fordwritesmusic Wonderful as it is, though, it’s simply not as gloriously over the top as the Almon..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qo

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This is for @James_Jeffrey and @Fordwritesmusic. They know why. youtube.com/watch?v=jnM_sh… I’d forgotten this version too.

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I’ll leave it up to individuals to decide whether they’re nice or not.

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Credit would still be nice, though.

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Sinodinos frowning at things dot tumblr dot com. twitter.com/A_Sinodinos/st…

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@charispalmer And I’m perfectly fine with that. Sometimes one must serve a higher purpose…

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@terencehuynh That’s a good idea. I am very bad at turning my ideas into money.

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I hereby place the word “sookocracy” into the public domain, for use by anyone and everyone without credit or restr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YY

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I particularly like* the idea expressed in 8(g)(viii). It’s a real Cupboard Boy level piece of sookocracy. twitter.com/FarrellPF/stat…

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snurb_dot_info This petty nonsense is @TurnbullMalcolm’s ‘Sir Knight Prince Philip’ moment. RT @sspencer_63: adult government… twitter.com/FarrellPF/stat…

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@johnthelutheran Also, my use of Australia’s favourite Attorney-General.

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NickMcKim An eclipse in the US and now The Australian endorses a Greens idea. Is this the beginning of the end of times?! pic.twitter.com/MNuwcQUml2

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Mr Abbott also said that it was like that when he found it, and he has no idea where all the biscuits are.

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The last thing Tony Abbott wants to do is cause trouble. twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…

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Well here we are. Tony Abbott says Malcolm Turnbull’s government is in place. twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…

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emlybkr His name is WAYNE KING. He’s been prescribed a lotion to treat the skin condition since pulling his trackies down in a main street.

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emlybkr A Tasmanian man accused of mooning police has blamed it on a skin condition between his buttocks examiner.com.au/story/4874376/…

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Since I’m not fit for anything else, I’ll re-plug yesterday’s yarn. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SophieAG I know I’m on shaky ground here, but neither of them are proper names.

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Hashtags are now officially older than Caleb Bond. twitter.com/Kimota/status/…

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Glinner Whatever it is, I bet it’s difficult to find somewhere to jack off. twitter.com/JulianAssange/…

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ModestMeows Fake antifa accounts: antifa flags in profile, tweets about victory over white males and free speech
Real antifa accounts: queer furries

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Wait, this IS the host of the dress-up-the-straight-guy show, right? twitter.com/riskybusiness/…

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@awelder I have had all the ideas I’ll ever have. I shall now live in a cupboard and complain about people saying I live in a cupboard.

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HEY EVERYONE! This could be the best way you’ll ever spend 99c. Or it may be the worst.* You be the judge.

* It’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y3

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If I were launching a self-driving vehicle program I wouldn’t do it in Phoenix or call it Phoenix. It’d be tempting..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ws

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@jamesonjeevers @drlynnphd @ZDNet Way too early to say, but I’m hating the website already.

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I think I have Conference Plague, having been curled up shivering for the last three or four hours.

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MattBors I made this political cartoon in 2010. Enjoy! thenib.com/daily pic.twitter.com/jyfQIZOFzY

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jonathonio he showed him a fucking meme from one of those dumb History in Pictures accounts pic.twitter.com/sRft3pwx1H

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@RadioFreeTom Sorry. You’re right. What was meant to be sarcasm about the surfeit of admirals was a poor choice. My bad.

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samanthamaiden Intriguing that @cpyne says Commonwealth NOT paying for High Court costs. Not what the Attorney General submission..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rb

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Meh. The US Navy has another 340,500 admirals where that one came from. Right, @RadioFreeTom? twitter.com/bkesling/statu…

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johnb78 Imagine believing that telecommunication planners don’t already fucking exist and have for decades pic.twitter.com/V27xAhXN4R

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Sometimes the Saudis do have a point. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@ShaneBryan_Aus @MYOB Legit domain is myobmail dot com, phish domain is myobemail dot com. Good work by the phisher..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yl

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SwiftOnSecurity I think about this image every day pic.twitter.com/sTd641vkIJ

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@ShaneBryan_Aus @MYOB Indeed, that means your explanation is spot on.

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@ShaneBryan_Aus @MYOB I stand even more corrected. myobemail dot com is not an actual MYOB-owned domain. So scratch..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cj

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@ShaneBryan_Aus @MYOB More complex. UK co’s compromised SPO is hosting malware or phish form. Bulk email masqueradi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zF

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@MYOB My pleasure. Do let me know if your guys need anything else, but those headers should be plenty.

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@ShaneBryan_Aus @MYOB Someone telling me I didn’t redact enough of those headers in 5… 4… 3…

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@ShaneBryan_Aus @MYOB More likely just phished, although trying passwords for other services happens. But spearphis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4v

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@ShaneBryan_Aus @MYOB It’s coming out of an MYOB mailing list, just templated up to look like an invoice. Quite clever, really.

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@ShaneBryan_Aus @MYOB For the Sharepoint? Oh sure, they’ll have obtained the credentials for that account, and for some MYOB account.

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@MYOB Gotta love a phish that has a valid Dkim-Signature, yeah?

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@MYOB If it’s any help, Message-Id: <20170822.1636.29163.JavaMail.glassfish@NVM-P-SUB01>

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Hey @MYOB, the headers show that this phish really is being sent out of myobemail dot com. Who do I talk to? pic.twitter.com/oVTgHdS5oP

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christinawilkie Source: “Clinton treated USSS agents like friends. Bush treated them w great respect. Obama, like family. Trump tre..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7T

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Well you can’t argue against logic like that. twitter.com/nycjim/status/…

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Note to Self: A Breitbart-inspired breakfast program titled “Breitfast”. Or maybe “Real News Breitfast”.

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AussiemacJ Fancy that eh ? - Senior politicians rush to disclose free Foxtel subscriptions amid uncertainty - ABC News apple.news/ADtiB6vpqSuqV9…

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jpwarren Why don’t we compromise and let the gays get three-fifths married?

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Arranging angels on the head of a pin is no longer a profitable business. twitter.com/officialmcafee…

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julietlapidos In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don’t care if I live or die? pic.twitter.com/sSTyYhyfXy

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@jturner_ibrs @Qantas And they’ve sent a crocodile to eat her, or at least warn her off getting too ambitious.

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@Headwellred @dfpiii @dobes Oh! I can’t believe that I didn’t see that pun! That’s shameful.

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Wed plan, draft: Eggs; write for @zdnetaustralia; remainder TBA, because coughing like an asthmatic cow.

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These are such difficult times… twitter.com/alpineharris/s…

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@LaTrioli I think I should leave it there, because I’ve already been so uncharitable. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@LaTrioli Oh my day is starting in pure joy, V. I am soaking in this unhinging. twitter.com/JulianAssange/…

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EVERYONE IS PROJECTING THEIR OWN INSECURITIES IN A PERVASIVE EFFORT TO RIDICULE ME.

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upulie Look it was worth logging on for pic.twitter.com/CBsrvSBNB0

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think it is my duty today to help bring Cupboard Boy’s meltdown to as wide an audience as possible.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Isn’t it superb. Hence also my love of this exchange, if you know the reference. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have linked to it here. Ignore my silliness. Go straight to the pure joy. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I WILL NOT MISS THE NEW BOMBSHELL BECAUSE I AM DOWNLOADING IT NOW. twitter.com/WarOnTheRocks/…

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C is why we can’t have nice things. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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@dfpiii @dobes I have never been criticised by mice.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The @abcmelbourne spot went well, thank you, ‘cos @LindyBurns is lovely. Train was late and long, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dg

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@dfpiii @dobes That is also magnificent, in so many ways. Let me also repeat a lovely exchange from last night our time…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Good morning. It is a special day! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

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@BundyB @dobes Thank you. It came to me in a flash of what I like to think of as inspiration. Of a small kind, anyway.

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@dobes Ah, the idea that no matter how bad things get, I can bask in the knowledge that Cupboard Boy hates being se..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Q4

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@dobes The Unhinging still brings tears of joy.

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THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I’VE SEEN IN WEEK. twitter.com/iTnews_au/stat…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “The IoT-based threat of Cyber Chocolatocalypse, and worse” zdnet.com/article/the-io…

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Wednesday. Two orange ones, a big yellow one, and two more orange ones. Wednesday.

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As the 4-car V Set leaves Wentworth Falls towards Katoomba and, eventually, Lithgow, just nine passengers remain. It is 10 past midnight.

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@oliyoung Oh FFS, that’s far more hilarious than I could possibly have imagined!

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Shakespeare is wasted on you people.

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