Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 25th, 2017

coopesdetat The Fairfax hot-takes-o-matic has attained sentience
Threat level: chartreuse pic.twitter.com/4vRuEJGHtl

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@irisherself @JustJimWillDo True enough, though slightly more private. Usually.

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@irisherself @JustJimWillDo That’s what made it so fascinating. Sure, some medical stuff, but it was the women who..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…h4

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@irisherself @JustJimWillDo Oh the documentary was specifically about ruptured ones and what happened and also the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4R

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fornicatrix That’s it, we’ve achieved full mythological status. I’ll be in my trailer, with the wood nymphs. pic.twitter.com/PJ7LxwkdtL

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@christopherneal @SnarkyPlatypus They’d be chewing fuel to do this trip in 16 hours, and presumably a light load, s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4M

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WSHHFANS Don’t say anything just RT pic.twitter.com/eTStk4xOq6

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@JustJimWillDo @irisherself I accept that I probably know more about rupturing breast implants than is healthy.

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@JustJimWillDo @irisherself That’s close to the breast stuff, I think. It can get granulated over time, at least ch..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GN

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@angrysmiley I don’t understand, but I’ll nod politely.

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I may have moved on a little but, but this is still a magnificent piece of automotive design. I was a thing before..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wy

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I have found a terrible, terrible rabbit-hole.

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“2-4 month brown color drag queen fake pregnant jelly belly silicone belly for fake pregnancy”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6p

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@JustJimWillDo @irisherself It sounds like the same sort of stuff. Silicone jelly, though it comes in many varieties.

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HolidayComplain A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

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@karinakeisler That too sounds excessive, but hey each to their own etc.

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@JustJimWillDo @irisherself Anyway, the question remains. What does your exploded wrist-breast look like?

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@JustJimWillDo @irisherself I’ve made it go away now. Google will remember my search terms, however.

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@irisherself @JustJimWillDo I DIDN’T DO IT THEIR ENHANCED BREASTS JUST EXPLODED.

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I was wondering whether I should go to this, but could I cope with @kcarruthers and @Mich11775 simultaneously? twitter.com/ScottWilkie121…

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@irisherself @JustJimWillDo I assume it’s like when a breast implant bursts. Assuming you rub your wrist over an enhanced breast all day.

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hansmollman why would I listen to Taylor’s new song 6 times to “get into it” when I can listen to Africa by Toto once and lose my shit

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HaggardHawks A CHARNEL-PIN is a pin used to hold a candle upright. ‘To miss your charnel-pins’ is to be so drunk that you can’t stand up.

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@dobes I’m still liking the name, the Life Ending Industry expo, and now we know the hashtag. twitter.com/robotopia/stat…

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Is anyone running a book on when Cupboard Boy has his next unhinging?

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@dekrazee1 Spray them with an 80% solution of vinegar. That should stop them.

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@smithmeyerjen @arobertwebb I guess it’s possible @arobertwebb, one of Britain’s best-known comedy performers, was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Q3

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The thing about scientific experimentation is that it has to be repeatable. twitter.com/miss_shiny/sta…

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arobertwebb Come on guys, show some respect. Her name is Female Presenter. The whole Presenter family are lovely and Female her..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cj

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ICYMI: Me at @zdnetaustralia this week: “The IoT-based threat of Cyber Chocolatocalypse, and worse” zdnet.com/article/the-io…

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@Kxyne Look I know all about NASA’s experiments with hurling cars into the air to measure thunderstorms. I’m not an idiot.

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benpobjie This is pizza, not cunnilingus twitter.com/JasonNg88/stat…

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brittlestar This just instantly made today better… pic.twitter.com/mAnwSqgA5n

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@frankarr Love your work. Just not that bit. ;)

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This is the BoM that was totally pwned? Gotcha. twitter.com/DTA/status/900…

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@Viss The @AustralianArmy is smaller, focuses on being highly-trained and into tech. This is how they recruit: All the toys!

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workmanalice 16 million Australians are now enrolled to vote, over 95.3% -that’s the highest enrolment rate since federation! pic.twitter.com/FBYc4tiigl

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firstdogonmoon Here he is folks the wokest kid in class. Next up he’s doing a school project on how plastic bags are bad for turtl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p4

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NewtonMark How can @TurnbullMalcolm spend $122 million on a postal survey without a $122 million postal survey to gauge whether Australians want it?

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Whatever you do, don’t challenge Silicon Valley’s delusion that it invented everything people have already been using for half a century.

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LiDAR was actually developed in the early 1960s for meteorology and mapping and archaeology, but whatever…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KP

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NeilMcMahon Today’s headlines:
Taylor Swift missing, feared dead after not being seen in public for seven minutes.

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My new rainbow attire isn’t about that fucked-up marriage survey arsehattery. It’s because I’m so fuckin’ cheerful, you daft muppets.

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Sure, but the conservative end of the Liberal Party would be shocked by the success of the internal combustion engi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…93

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“Victoria launches cybersecurity strategy”, because you can never have too many strategies. Or too many cybers. zdnet.com/article/victor…

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glengyron Small quibble with that piece of art: You punch cones or rip bongs, but punch a bong? Oh no, I don’t think so.

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broek_af TFW you have no fucks to give so you punch half a dozen bongs before the team meeting pic.twitter.com/liHJbvuY6n

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Dear Sydney Sooks, don’t say you weren’t told about this. twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…

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sovietvisuals Soviet home automation concept design. Sphinx project,1987. pic.twitter.com/ZhogQ77smX

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@Viss Ah. They took down the tweet. This one, but click thru to Facebook for bigger mil drones. twitter.com/AustralianArmy…

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shanghaiist Creep tells women he’ll donate to charity if they let him rub his face against their breasts shst.me/fj6 pic.twitter.com/TsXeqTWuZ1

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@TrainLinkWest It seems @TrainLinkWest will do anything to distract us from the unknown monster that ate a whole tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GX

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upulie Well, no, actually. twitter.com/ramblingsloa/s…

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wobster Your mind is gonna be blown when you learn where milk comes from…. twitter.com/Hormonella/sta…

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Sorry, yes, it’s LIVE THE DREAM in the imperative, not LIVING THE DREAM in the present. You can only LIVE THE DREAM with @AustraliaFPA help.

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Anyway, all of the LIVE THE DREAM resources, including the Totally Very Scientfical Report, are at moneyandlife.com.au/category/live-…

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aSciEnthusiast Am I supposed to read this straight across from left to right? Or each sign on its own? pic.twitter.com/jQvnEI5UKM

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“Financial planning: Living the Dream”

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I can’t be arsed spending any more time analysing such bullshit “research”. But watch to see who runs it as a story in coming days.

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@AustraliaFPA Just now an @AustraliaFPA press release explains their research on “Go-Getters” who are both “content..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5h

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This new PR campaign from @AustraliaFPA is getting funnier and funnier. Their slogan “Living the Dream” was announced recently. 1/2

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JoelLabi Prosecutors asked for a 12 year sentence twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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Jeff_Sparrow Our historic statues speak to us about Australia’s great heritage. Like this one in Melbourne, immortalising Aussie..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pw

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bbotezatu Guess what, it’s that day of the year again :) twitter.com/bbotezatu/stat…

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@munin @jpwarren I’m always fuckin’ cheerful, you twat.

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jonkudelka Today’s cartoon in the @australian pic.twitter.com/c8C5SVbnLn

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@jpwarren I bumped up the colour saturation quite a bit. I hope it’s enough to hit toxic cuteness levels.

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Your back story is pretty fucked up, @jpwarren. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Hey well-paid folks in the cyber industries and elsewhere, here’s a thing you should contribute to. twitter.com/HackersHelping…

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There’s something quite joyous in watching the Australian Parliament troll individual citizens. twitter.com/Aust_Parliamen…

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TimdeSousa APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA, @JamColley twitter.com/Aust_Parliamen…

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Hey kids, are you still doing those memes on that stock photo? Here’s why you should have stopped yesterday. twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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That’s no lady. That’s Homer Simpson in drag. twitter.com/chrisrauchle/s…

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Scott Baio, ladies and gentlemen. twitter.com/wallybrowns8/s…

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I just got an email about the “Internet of Medical Things (IoMT)” but it’s OK I deleted it.

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benpobjie Imagine if every person who voted Yes in the postal survey also pledged to glue spikes to themselves and run screaming into parliament

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I do remember that the most successful attempt turned to a dark opal green or black colour and dropped a white precipitate.

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joe_no_privacy oh good. even in the hellish nuclear post-apocalypse, at least I can look forward to spending all my time in fuckin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bv

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Sadly, the One True Recipe for the Chromatic Dragon has been lost in time, despite occasional attempts to recreate it.

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On the day it was created, and maybe for a week after, we knew the recipe and the correct order of spirits so the layering worked.

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I’ve just remembered a drink we created at Uni of Adelaide. The Chromatic Dragon had seven different spirits, in la..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zN

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NuclearAnthro This is one of my favorite tweets. twitter.com/nuclearanthro/…

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Hey @rpy, I’ve just realised what the Space Noodle is for! pic.twitter.com/8OK4C70oKX

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@Spoonyman This is Sydney. Of course they’ll have thought of tha …

Oh.

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SwiftOnSecurity That’s Jessica Chastain. An actress who played a physicist in a movie. pic.twitter.com/qCqnreesbO

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@JustJimWillDo I reckon we could use bits of the old monorail and turn it into a rollercoaster.

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burgotastic @stilgherrian You will conform to the Space Noodle, Stil. Space Noodle is love.

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@darkhorse166 I like your thinking. Please proceed with the construction.

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CptHollingworth When life gives you lemons… twitter.com/Scaramucci/sta…

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@JustJimWillDo I will be behaving because I’m out of everything and I’m not up for an adventure right now.

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Oh in the names of all the gods they’re not actually going to build that stupid fuckin’ thing are they? twitter.com/rpy/status/900…

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dhh I sometimes forget Zuckerberg’s “dumb fucks” perception of users trusting him with their privacy isn’t know by all…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6s

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Let’s see how long this burst of not-in-bed lasts.

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@TomSear @dobes Just be grateful I haven’t gone for an apocalypse / pucker lips pun yet, because that would be ‘geddon out of hand.

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@DrRhysPockett I’d heard rumours to that effect. I’ve had the 4-strain ‘flu vaccine, so we’ll see how we go.

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James_Jeffrey A little tweak on @australian’s Page of Error. Bottoms up! pic.twitter.com/HWFcmuneHp

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It’s more comfortable than a reading cranny. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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I wish my body would stop aching. The last time my body ached for this long I’d actually done something to truly deserve it.

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@dobes @tacticalmaid I’m glad you’re coming around to the correct way of thinking.

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Dear Australian Political Journalists and “Journalists”: Same-sex marriage is not about Malcolm Turnbull, or even Lyle Shelton. Get a grip.

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kylegriffin1 The front of InfoWars right now. pic.twitter.com/XZKkr79I08

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@snurb_dot_info Axel, I’m referring you to the High Court. I’ll think of a reason later.

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So what do you reckon, kids? A topic on “The Drum” tonight? “Insiders” Sunday? Both? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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joshgnosis Official Prime Ministerial edict on Game of Thrones spoilers: you only have 48 hours and then spoilers are OK. pic.twitter.com/CUfSV9dMbw

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getfiscal not sorry pic.twitter.com/Ba0Ip0Gzux

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@ashabeeeee @dobes I kinda like the idea of a party where you all drink cocktails and get your faces injected with a neurotoxin.

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@awelder It’s called journalism, mate, you wouldn’t understand.

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yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8M

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@TurnbullMalcolm That black-on-white strap, does that refer to the Brisbane incident or the PM’s presser? twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Just quietly, @TurnbullMalcolm, “I don’t know why” is the logical fallacy known as “argument by personal ignorance”. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@ResignInShame It’s going very well, which is annoying. I’ll hear lie here a bit longer and keep contributing to society on this web site.

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There quote marks in this tweet indicate that I’m quoting somebody else. I am not to blame for this game. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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hunterplummer Obsessed with this channel’s naming of bootlegs. pic.twitter.com/qZTw0EH44m

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glengyron Finally Coorey asks the question we’ve all been wondering.

The No Pokies guy, what happened? twitter.com/PhillipCoorey/…

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I am still quite blurry today. This annoys me.

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I’m glad that Tony has clean breasts now because I … no I’m not telling you whytwitter.com/michaelkoziol/…k8

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joeltyler_ “Where do you see yourself in 20 years?” pic.twitter.com/PapyukfTgv

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I had ‘mixed results’ when I tried to use a laundromat as a space ship. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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parisba OH: “Can I have 8 shots of rum in a schooner glass topped with some gin & Coke Zero”

“That’s quite something. Where you from?”

“Adelaide.”

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MoMoButFaster LGBTQ+ is the same as LGBTQ but you start over and get to keep all your stats and everything in your inventory

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Let’s play “Vocal Group or Accounting Firm?” pic.twitter.com/xZdKjs8tOe

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I don’t think I’ll ever be able to top this tweet. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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BlogsofWar We are all this shark. twitter.com/100percentclas…

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nycjayjay Whoever made this, you’re killing me. pic.twitter.com/ytnF2yeQ2V

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RawStory Secret Service forced to pay $7,100 for ‘luxury’ port-a-potties in Bedminster for Trump’s vacation: report rawstory.com/2017/08/secret…

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@ashabeeeee @dobes NO BECAUSE I AM PROVIDING VALUABLE ANALYSIS OF THE FUTURE OF ROBOTICS.

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@dobes So what you’re saying is that there’s a robot that can combine sexual pleasure with setting fire to things?

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dobes When I die, I want the sex robot to light my pyre pic.twitter.com/ikGORCKSW8

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zeynep “overwhelming concern that Facebook would use the device to spy on them..” twitter.com/jeffbercovici/…

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Fri plan, redraft: Chicken fried rice (eaten); nap, because pain; write for @zdnetaustralia, I hope (50% at this stage); logistics.

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I notice that @TrainLinkWest has been silent on this issue. Definitely a cover-up. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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vanOnselenP A number of the High Court submissions have been quite different on the facts to what the politicians said about their cases… 🤔

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burgotastic Folks, I will give you DNA for free twitter.com/Labiotech_eu/s…

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I think @dobes will like this three-act play. twitter.com/AustinNoPowerz…

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dobes This is why Australian retailers are shit scared of Amazon — the fools could bring down the entire housing industr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UC

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AustinNoPowerz Smfhhhh pic.twitter.com/d41FUpJ9hX

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@SnarkyPlatypus Given the opportunity, I reckon I could fail more spectacularly than almost any other CEO. I’d make a fortune!

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I am also willing to accept $10.8 million in return for not completing the contract I agreed to. twitter.com/TawarRazaghi/s…

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SenDuckworth When I was bleeding to death in my Black Hawk, I didn’t care if the troops saving me were gay, straight, transgende..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hq

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Justinsrfc Gonna take a stab in the dark here and say Kurt Cobain pic.twitter.com/QE785rMAXm

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@PointZeroOne No, I mean real people, not other cartoon characters.

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You know, @dobes, the Dutch one is probably cheaper because you’ll be acting as an MDMA mule. twitter.com/GarethSoye/sta…

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GarethSoye Hmmmm pic.twitter.com/InBpLKx4Qm

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Name one person who hasn’t gotten off to a cartoon character at some point in their life.

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glengyron Just disgusted that people get off on the cartoon tiger whose job it is to give our children diabetes.

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therevmountain The trajectory of this headline is.. jesus pic.twitter.com/oNl2dtQNaQ

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@evcricket You, the Arsehole Cuckoo-Dove can be a bit keen like that.

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@WarOnTheRocks RTYI: “Former PM Tony Abbott admits he was drunk and slept through a parliamentary vote in 2009” businessinsider.com.au/former-pm-tony…

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@WarOnTheRocks My observations are: (1) Maybe they should drink more; (2) American national security policy is in safe hands.

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@WarOnTheRocks “Bombshell” was recorded on Sunday. The ladies suggested that during the eclipse they should all sin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9L

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@PeteLawler That sounds more than achievable with a yagi, not even with a dish.

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@evcricket Call it what you like. Those fuckers are evil.

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Given this morning’s news, I’m thinking I should just retweet this every day. Right, @TurnbullMalcolm? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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SwiftOnSecurity We all talk about how awesome airgapping, segmentation, and ephemerality is for security. Well, that’s what a fax machine is.

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jonjones “Oh shit u just a white dude” pic.twitter.com/hvtO6pnMeb

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burgotastic This phrase has just activated a Soviet sleeper somewhere twitter.com/jeffvandermeer…

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@christopherneal Indeed. The 15+ hours SFO-SYD is ugly enough.

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@trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin @OaaSvc No it’ll be fine. They’ll build it in Cold Fusion.

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Bear in mind that Turnbull is also impressed by 12Mb/sec. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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allegrakirkland “Don’t worry, Gen. Kelly, I’m in daughter mode!” twitter.com/biannagolodryg…

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HumanityJ Facebook “hugs the border of East Palo Alto like an ocean liner docked on the edge of an undeveloped country.” ft.com/content/82bc28…

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@jpwarren Oh I think I’m washing my hair that day and maybe some lucky* staffer at @zdnetaustralia can participate.

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@NewtonMark While I generally appreciate your “helping”, this time I could do without it.

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“Russian tanker sails through Arctic without icebreaker for first time” theguardian.com/environment/20… In my opinion, pret..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ed

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Viss <narrated by david attenborough> twitter.com/pwnallthething…

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@voltagex @zdnetaustralia I’m now trying to figure out how it could not be breakfast.

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For all the news, @WarOnTheRocks’s “Bombshell” podcast is tops: “I’m pleased to inform you that none of us died in a nuclear war last week.”

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@06eleven Misery. The outcome is misery.

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This seems a complicated way of demonstrating that plankton are stupid. twitter.com/DeepSeaDrifter…

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Fri plan, draft: Chicken friend rice; write for @zdnetaustralia; logistics; errands, Leura; TGIF, I suppose. All depends on throat status.

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tomgara Most lucid political thought I’ve read this week came from guy who got suspended from Twitter for sexually harassin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1e

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@06eleven Ah, I see you’re a carrot-as-well-as-stick person.

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“Senators change their citizenship stories” thesaturdaypaper.com.au/thebriefing/20…

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@redtwitdown @jpwarren So you’ve worked with government then.

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I don’t know whether the game is any good because oh you don’t need to know why and neither do the police if they happen to ask.

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“All you have to do is jump the hurdles on your way to post a YES vote for equality.” says a Surry Hills creative agency called Agency.

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“We’ve created a retro, 8-bit online game to help Australians practice going postal.” goingpostal.com.au pic.twitter.com/FhV6hXxH8p

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Clearly @TrainLinkWest is involved in yet another NSW government cover-up.

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“Panther may be no urban myth, says Premier” (19 Sep 2008) smh.com.au/news/national/…

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WHAT SORT OF ANIMAL WHY ARE YOU NOT TELLING US THE FULL STORY WAS IT THE BLUE MOUNTAINS PANTHER. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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anusha_srini The bizarre phenomenon where an inclusive culture mysteriously produces….inclusion twitter.com/dwnews/status/…

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@djshaneday The underlings would, for corporate sporting events and other team-building wankery.

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I really should read @TheMandarinAU more often.

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daveweigel That is literally how the law works, yes. twitter.com/foxnews/status…

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Because banks are run by grown-ups, or reasonable facsimiles thereof, who have alives outside their Startupland nar..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xn

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How are we going with Australia’s plan to increase parliamentary productivity by declaring all the MPs ineligible?

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@jpwarren “If we do it that way then contract B is $140 million. So if we move $20 million of work to each of C and E, we’re good.”

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@jpwarren So the Australian government will now only build things out of $99 million pieces designed by the bureauc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…U1

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@jpwarren But wait. The government has limited IT contracts to $100 million. themandarin.com.au/82692-taylor-b…

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HAHAHAHAHA. Hey @jpwarren, everything is going to be excellent again! twitter.com/iTnews_au/stat…

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emilymaxima If I know the government, this will be done with the utmost discretion.


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MatthewBevan Ah yes. The Oxford-educated outsider who has been taking a Parliamentary paycheck for 27 years. twitter.com/lukehgomes/sta…

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BatLabels BAT-SLEEP pic.twitter.com/VUkmeCyTYb

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VlNCHY She converses pic.twitter.com/0uNaUi3jDI

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Friday. Piglets. Piglets! Wow. Friday.

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