Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 30th, 2017

wintnation do not mouth off on my page actual human beings

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Wil_Anderson Laurie Oakes is so good that even his retirement has made journalism at the ABC better

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Kill your housemates and burn the methane from their decomposing corpses. twitter.com/EnergyAustrali…

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I can picture @TurnbullMalcolm doing late-night infomercials, using over-wrought language to sell mid-market kitche..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d2

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KKeneally Wondering when @TurnbullMalcolm will tell the heads of Coles & Woolies to write letters letting Australians know about their weekly specials

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@ABCiview And I particularly wanted to watch the Kates’ new show before retiring for the evening. Sigh.

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Right. The Internet of Trees still isn’t up for @ABCiview streaming, live or catch-up. I’ll have to remain cranky until tomorrow.

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@wobbly_tiger @NSLpodcast Alas no. It means to suddenly become angry / violent / argumentative etc.

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ecocreative Shockingly good . twitter.com/keirangoddard1…

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AmyRemeikis Derryn Hinch MP citizenship scandal: Senator’s US links may disqualify him from Parliament | Herald Sun heraldsun.com.au/news/senator-d…

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@NSLpodcast This episode of @NSLpodcast also has a shout-out to @riskybusiness. (It’s at the 61-minute mark, Patrick.)

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Enter your credit card number here. twitter.com/NicholasFryer/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I really don’t understand the world any more.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I know you’re having a bad day, so here’s something to cheer you up. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.” twitter.com/JB_AU/status/8…

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@waferbaby @jeamland I have made arrangements for it to bring joy to my life also.

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I like your bot, @waferbaby. It is a good bot. Ping @jeamland. twitter.com/waferbot/statu…

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glengyron I imagine Uhlmann as more of a quiz show host really. I can see him taking Eddie’s roles. He does lack the intellectual heft though.

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awelder The Margaret & David of the Constitution. “I think this is a bad precedent that can only create bad law. Two stars” twitter.com/LisaVisentin/s…

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pointclickbait Shame on The Daily Beast for stealing this joke headline from our draft folder, we [puts finger to ear] ah, I see pic.twitter.com/mEc2E9b22X

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Apropos some of this week”s news, Bob Downe with a lovely pome, “Can Man” youtube.com/watch?v=LvZL8O…

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@NSLpodcast Also, I need to remember that to “arc up” is specifically Australian slang, but hey they’re smart guy they’ll figure it out.

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@NSLpodcast I’ve skipped a few episodes, but the @NSLpodcast hosts seem way more arced up than usual here. And I li..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ba

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SteveMolk Oh, well that clears that up then… twitter.com/LyleShelton/st…

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@_midofo_ You are slightly biased here, I suspect. But yeah those borders would have solved* everything.

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@trollantechinus How old do you want me to think you are?

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Listening to @NSLpodcast on what counts as “domestic terrorism” with reference to events in Charlottesville. nationalsecuritylawpodcast.com/episode-31-we-…

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Distinctboxes Beautiful dragon by Susan Beatrice from recycled old vintage watch parts. pic.twitter.com/UXYaS9NojP

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daytimesnaps pic.twitter.com/sBK8YOGePP

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@formalbeer Well I can attest from personal experience that that does work quite well.

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@riskybusiness @darrenpauli But yes, now that he’s sucking at the teat I expect a bit of extravagance.

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janmpdx It’s Mary Shelley’s birthday. Celebrate by creating something you can’t control and wondering whether it wants to e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JD

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The last time WA suggested this, my research indicated they had nowhere that made toilet paper. twitter.com/AndrewBurrell7…

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4eyes_ I found this in a charity shop. It used to sing a tune, now all it says is “Skin” 👀 pic.twitter.com/QqbvrVxdu8

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johnmcternan Intervening in the market like a true communist twitter.com/thepmo/status/…

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@R_Chirgwin Why would anyone … ? Oh, it doesn’t matter.

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Whirl pool is still a thing?

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wintnation Leading the way and having 3 public meeting where you will have the ability to call someone a racist.

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andrew_porter A radical conservative party that’s just not that strong on understanding or adhering to the Constitution twitter.com/andrewburrell7…

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This is worth watching for the music alone! twitter.com/rpy/status/902…

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Alex. No. This won’t end well. twitter.com/alex_c_lee/sta…

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I’d forgotten about that. Yes, it’s a huge thing.

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@expectproblems This 2003 article about the work of RAN’s Oberon-class boats is very RTYI. upperiscope.com.au/miscellaneous/…

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wintnation Get tough or get out of this mess

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williamslauram Women running start-up invent a male co-founder to overcome friction. This is simultaneously tragic & hilarious…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Up

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As opposed to the other random people she’s been performing “surgery” on. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Except… Fuck. I just thought of a possible outcome from this game of musical chairs. A dreadful outcome. I dare not say it lest it happen.

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Still, good news for the ABC, eh?

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Furthermore, HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! [Breath] HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! Oh God I think I’ve wet myself.

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“Chris Uhlmann leaving ABC to take Laurie Oakes’s job at Nine” abc.net.au/news/2017-08-3… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [Breath] HAHAHAHAHA. HAHA. Gosh.

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JazzTwemlow We made religion legal in our country and now my son is forced to wear a dress at school.

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PPantsdown What the hell, let’s pic.twitter.com/IIkCyRV2sY

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus And if you process the “author doing field work” photo just a little, it doesn’t loo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ju

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@SnarkyPlatypus What do you reckon, another Cultural Revolution but with cool movies and better fashion? @JustJimWillDo

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@SnarkyPlatypus Read the whole thing. Seriously. It’s exquisitely strange.

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Goddammit I hid my chocolate somewhere where @trollantechinus couldn’t get to it and now I can’t remember where.

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@jeamland I’m now thinking of an AI that produced pr0n movie titles.

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I’m particularly interested in a quick recap of HARD BREXXXIT 1 through 3, @jeamland.

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Wed plan, review: I have achieved today’s plan, provided that “remainder TBA, depending howl things go” is read as..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jY

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imraansiddiqi Radical cleric inciting followers to violence. twitter.com/liberalresist/…

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workmanalice FINAL STATS ARE IN: Of the 98,000 people added to the electoral roll for the postal survey, 65,000 are aged 18-24. pic.twitter.com/p3mXbSYaW8

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developerjack OH: “Just pop it in confluence.”

“Oh you mean the good idea graveyard?”

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@munin Hey a man’s gotta live a little…

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carlynyst Awesome opportunities for Aussie lawyers in Sydney to work for the country’s pre-eminent human rights organization twitter.com/rightsagenda/s…

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James_Jeffrey “We all want love and lack of judgment,” Tony Abbott tells Ben Fordham.

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Er, I fell asleep.

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wintnation If elected, I will be attending the High Court to make decisions regarding eligibility of MPs

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franksting Whoah, Ann Coulter is Tony Abbott twitter.com/DylanReeve/sta…

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I am troubled by the mathematical logic involved here. pic.twitter.com/tXoHOQH1Th

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MatthewBevan This is outstanding. Not only was Bush president at the time, but also that’s Condoleezza Rice, not Michelle Obama twitter.com/TrumpResponder…

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True story. Also, its runways don’t comply with international strength standards, but no Thai law says they had to…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tR

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BCAppelbaum Houston let people build homes *inside* its flood control reservoirs. You’ll never guess what happened next. projects.propublica.org/graphics/addic…

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aldin_ww Kim Jong-Un observing the launch. Note the display on last image. pic.twitter.com/LJtCfcikVI

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mainframed767 This is what madness looks like. Amazing madness. twitter.com/bigendiansmall…

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jonkudelka I might say I am in fact Prakesh next time and see what happens.

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jonkudelka Have fielded 5 calls this morning for Prakesh. Starting to suspect I might actually be Prakesh.

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@annie_parker @ChiefDisrupter This is relation to how @techfugeesaust1 might help better direct his efforts. He’s w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Sz

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Hey @annie_parker @ChiefDisrupter would you be so kind as to have a quiet yarn with this bloke? I can background yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WS

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Hey @nswpolice, I think you need to lift your game today. twitter.com/CHPoakland/sta…

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CillizzaCNN .@ryanstruyk on why the Arpaio pardon was so unusual

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That white-haired Cardinal is crying out to be wearing a propellor beanie. twitter.com/JamColley/stat…

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jonkudelka The mums of Australia have simply warned the sheeple that marriage equality will inevitably lead to bagpipes.

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@bernietb @smh Mate, they don’t care any more. They just want to keep the lights on and strip the assets before the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zD

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glengyron Going to write the limmerick to end depression and structural racism.

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I probably shouldn’t have tweeted that one, actually, ‘cos I think the writer reads my tweets.

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Email just now: “I wanted to get in touch regarding [EVENT I’VE NEVER HEARD OF] as I’m sure you’re aware it is about to kick off.”

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WombatOnPatrol The Australian Kelpie is renowned for its camouflage which she uses to avoid doing anything she doesn’t want to. pic.twitter.com/v3aIiX0UeR

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Again, an excellent thought, but alas still quite wrong. twitter.com/BXGD/status/90…

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Joshua_Pollack How do YOU prefer your veiled threats?

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Bzzzt! It’s not Gartner, but I like where you’re going with that. twitter.com/voltagex/statu…

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“I AM READY TO MAKE NEW CONNECTIONS AND DISCOVER NEW POSSIBILITIES!”

Clue: It is not an invite to a BDSM swingers weekend. Probably.

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The challenge here is to identify the host of this event using only the concrete and totally unique words in this l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ET

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dobes When bad takes are your thing. pic.twitter.com/lGv8cJ1JUS

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washingtonpost Before-and-after visuals of the massive flooding in Texas wapo.st/2x1CqLp pic.twitter.com/kMKZ4p6agq

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DadePhelan Interstate 10 at the Jefferson / Chambers county line. Waves with white caps on the interstate. pic.twitter.com/GH79zIoQAk

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Ah yes. That’s a much more reassuring reading. As usual, I was filled with boundless positivity. twitter.com/IllegibleSmudg…

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@paulkidd I have already clarified that point.

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“Sometimes”? I really hope that’s out of context. twitter.com/walkleys/statu…

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Christopher Pyne wasn’t there at the time, though.

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See that lawn behind Minister Pyne? I’ve had sex there. twitter.com/BobdelaLande/s…

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@NewtonMark This is actually the same problem you and @GordyPls were just talking about. Rigid procedures are rigid.

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@petergaskin814 You may be shocked to hear that the city / state / federal relationship structures had the potential for corruption.

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@petergaskin814 It’s different in every US state, but I’ll see if I can re-find the story I read about the politics..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ez

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@petergaskin814 Pro Tip: Property developers are not civil engineers. Property developers can, under local laws the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S2

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@dobes Whenever I see comments like that from Alan, I remember Chopper’s all-purpose reply.

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YThisHappened @BrianGoofingOff @JHowieJr @pharris830 Another highlight of their remarkable grasp of the English language, in all..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D7

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@jjprojects Without trying to critique in 140, I tend to look at the issues thru a more policy/governance lens. But..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kr

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@jjprojects Not the books, but some of the essays which covered that ground.

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Histreepix Making a Blu-Ray DVD. Stratford, 1895. pic.twitter.com/QjpyRBBE03

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wintnation So terrible are these policies…

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@jjprojects I know. I was just riffing off the idea that Naomi Klein is … well, let’s just say I’m not a fan.

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Wed plan, supplemental: Sorry not sorry.

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Wed plan, draft: Egg-related tasks; reading; 1120 talk with client; look at the calendar, and howl; remainder TBA, depending howl things go.

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Wed plan, prelude: I’m in several kinds of pain today, none of them the good ones, so productivity will be limited.

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Oh good, because until now I’d only been listening to climatologists and civil engineers. twitter.com/jjprojects/sta…

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@rohan_p @dobes It’s a turning point in history.

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@NewtonMark Don’t push them all the way in all at once because then they melt.

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“Leftists rewriting history to suit gender fluid Aboriginal industry anti-Christian agenda”, warns @firstdogonmoon..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CN

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@chris23 I think we all prefer “fondle”, Chris.

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Is it because “They’ll be fucked if they don’t”? Also, there are verbs other than “embrace”. twitter.com/ConversationED…

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thehill Trump hasn’t accepted Mexico’s offer to help with hurricane recovery hill.cm/hbarE0a pic.twitter.com/tRNAB5N5x8

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@R_Chirgwin More seriously, some years back I got a request from the then Ephemera Officer for some bits and pieces..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…61

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sovietvisuals 3 ways of wearing the Worker&Peasant silk scarf, as demonstrated by our diligent model Lukerya…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…I5

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@chris23 Thanks, Chris. Oddly enough, that’s already one of the 23,017 tabs open in my browser.

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I for one welcome our new Lego overlords. twitter.com/380kmh/status/…

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patriotholedoug RT if you agree it’s unfair that the media is witch hunting President Trump into an early grave while Osama bin Laden remains at large.

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patriotholedoug If solar energy is so great, how come sunburn is the number one cause for divorce in America?

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@dobes @rohan_p In so many ways, it will be in the past, yes.

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Freeyourmindkid The shed is filled with nothing but shelves of mayo and Megadeth cassettes. pic.twitter.com/rWJr7L85vx

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Oh @dobes … Oh @ d o b e s ! And @rohan_p … Oh @ r o h a n _ p ! twitter.com/PatriotHole/st…

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CurtisOrion Reminder from Capitalism: If you are starving, but no employee is around to accept payment, all food MUST remain fl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DX

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SofieHagen Why can’t we just enjoy having both? twitter.com/kurteichenwald…

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KT_So_It_Goes pls kill me pic.twitter.com/e4jlkshM11

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era_fob SOMEONE ON REDDIT POINTED THIS OUT AND HONESTLY I CANT BELIEVE pic.twitter.com/u9DBKqiBmp

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@tokyo_0 @nancy_blondin @aaronkearneyaus Ah. I was answering a different question, whether aircraft could be tracke..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ag

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Oh dear. According to an email I have just received, Geoff Huston has a Modest Proposal. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Wednesday. All use of The Vortex is completely voluntary. You must enter The Vortex now. Wednesday.

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