Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 3rd, 2018

futureidentity Nice warm, steaming glass of pug wee, anyone? pic.twitter.com/Jfw6yGgXGt

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@kemal_atlay @tfswebb @patrickkeneally While I obviously have a certain view on this, I do wonder whether “Haha the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qd

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OzKitsch Capturing Australian aborigines for P.T. Barnum
Source: New York Sun, 11 June 1893
1/2 pic.twitter.com/ud6ivNKAA6

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Kristytipsy So they changed the law in Oregon to let people pump their own gas and the Facebook comments on the news story are..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tq

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Something for Melbourne to be afraid of next. twitter.com/WYP_PCSaifKhan…

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Fuckin’ mastodons, always stirring up trouble. twitter.com/awrd/status/94…

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Yep, that’ll show Dutton who’s who. twitter.com/Tim_Coronel/st…

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Shoe store will sell you new shoes even if there’s nothing wrong with the shoes you’re wearing. twitter.com/MailOnline/sta…

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@wolfcat Those people on social media are the worst.

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Oh good, they’re finally sealing that turd into a metal drum. twitter.com/Louiseontwitr/…

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smurray38 Bit late now, son pic.twitter.com/WAIvGvIowN

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@_midofo_ Meh. They’re all going to get dysentery soon enough.

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Most of these food-tweeting twats couldn’t even find South Sudan on a map, let alone Noble Park.

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ReticentTurnip HOW BITCOIN WORKS
It is a chain of blocks. Each block is a glump of bits which can be strafed into morgaboats. A ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7p

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@techoglot Thanks. I just sort of took a run-up to it and leapt in.

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@garthk You mean Neal Stephenson. Say it out loud. Neal Stephenson.

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Watch a master of his craft at work…twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…vj

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I’m not sure that restaurants want to be associated with heaving. twitter.com/DavidCampbell7…

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D_Keating Oh, that could be the source of smoke and mirrors today. twitter.com/johnnybridge2/…

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mumbletwits Statesmen who appealed to our better angels. pic.twitter.com/sfCT2FQAAd

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“Alleged” is doing a heck of a lot of work here. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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pixelatedboat *has instant access to all professionally produced entertainment ever created* no thanks, I’d rather be screamed at by a Swedish teenager

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pixelatedboat Unfortunately the horrible Charlie Brooker future we’re living in is Nathan Barley not Black Mirror

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@Sam_Hickey Not the confidence that comes with superior absorption?

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Oh Christ there’s a fucking hashtag.

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andrewjhansen Ok, tweeting this message to test my new NBN upload speed…

‘Merry Christmas everyone!’

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@dobes Well you never know what you’ll find if you fish around up there.

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So @GeorgeLakoff has tweeted another primer on framing. What he says here about Trump applies equally well to, say,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tL

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@heldavidson Hmmm… I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt for now. Please keep up the great reportage.

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It’s like 8pm on a Wednesday. Soft. twitter.com/heldavidson/st…

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It’s so refreshing to see white people explaining racism to each other again.

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@glengyron @glengyron Sure, but what you don’t factor into that plan is GetUp’s main goal, which is making it about GetUp.

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glengyron A middle class response to middle class racism. Why not, say, have him guillotined in the street? twitter.com/getup/status/9…

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@paulkidd Are we still talking about the TV?

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CrapLocalNews Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/fNd6NP3FS9

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glengyron Tfw you know we’re on the cusp of an age of fascism, but you’re too old to really enjoy it. pic.twitter.com/dQVsG6qjVO

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Having watched this story, I now see that “swallowing” is a good deal less ambitious than I’d been led to believe. twitter.com/7NewsBrisbane/…

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Lilylauren It’s not Pancake Day for another month and the shops are selling Flour, Eggs and Milk already. It gets worse every year.

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Reading the replies to this @CIA tweet will* restore your faith in humanity. twitter.com/CIA/status/948…

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darrenpauli This CAPTCHA is really hard. twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz…

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joshgnosis One of the fun things about working for an American company again is when commenters on our articles are confused b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mo

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Watching Frankie Boyle’s New World Order review of 2017, because that’s bound to be cheerful. youtube.com/watch?v=QSBlht…

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@annie_parker I feel like we’ve had this conversation before and shouting was involved.

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What if the African gangs end up owning their own bicycles? twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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@PeteLawler @BundyB @NewtonMark Well there is that Triangle thing. Or the sea monster. Or whatever that thing is.

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stealthygeek Since Trump took credit for no airline deaths last year, he must also take blame for the spike in coal mining death..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7Z

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@BundyB @PeteLawler @NewtonMark This is quite a bit more experimental than I’d thought.

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@dobes @jxeeno That’s the problem with young people today.

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@PeteLawler @NewtonMark No no, this is aviation. Physics isn’t involved.

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@PeteLawler @NewtonMark Well an American revolution is every 250 years. A British revolution is longer, from memory.

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@HistoryHit Also bonus points to @thehistoryguy for staying quiet and letting the conversation run. Also, generally..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QO

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Finally listening to the @HistoryHit Christmas Special and it’s a fascinating discussion. Bonus points for “But it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RI

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FeralCrone When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said “Have you tried euthanasia?” and in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9p

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“… said the actress to the bishop.twitter.com/lucilu/status/…ge

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marcambinder Hey, history. Could you slow down for just a sec? I have an epilogue to write. pic.twitter.com/9nYjEkyZ6K

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NewtonMark Media industry: You’re being judged by your ability to fact-check Peter Dutton. And it’s a bit embarrassing for all of you.

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matt_levinson What a gig RT @YPTimes: We’re looking to add a cadet journalist to our amazing team at YPCT. It’s a great opportuni..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4H

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@NewtonMark @jodiem So you could have a real problem with too much fuel!

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@CameronAtfield @Qantas Ah well, there goes that story. ;) Sorry to hear. That expiry is a bastard of a thing.

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@CameronAtfield @Qantas Stolen is one possibility. Frequent flyer points are a good thing to steal because people d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fa

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Would anyone like to see how big my button is?

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ReformedBroker WANT TO SEE THE BUTTON? pic.twitter.com/fzjYyNzEj1

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AdamWeinstein Years ago in grad school I read this old @BulletinAtomic speech by Roger Fisher suggesting that the president shoul..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dq

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I bet that’s just the covfefe story hiding the real truth about the situation in Nambia. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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ericgarland BREAKING: Wikileaks exposes bombshell!!! United States and Australia are ALLIES and share INTELLIGENCE on WORLD AFF..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HG

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NatDudley How is it even possible this book was made. There is so much wrong with it that I don’t even know where to start.

twitter.com/tentaclesoft/s…

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I do quite like being called “mooncalf”, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/nSkJyBBvcn

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Choosing to go no further down the rabbit hole.

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waderockett William Gibson Annoyed To Find Self In Bruce Sterling Story twitter.com/greatdismal/st…

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RawStory GOP lawmakers surprised to learn no black soldiers served under Confederacy in South Carolina..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tj

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@_midofo_ As far as I understand these matters, this isn’t how they’re meant to work, is it.

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TheOnion Man Not Accepting Any More Television Recommendations At This Time trib.al/B5LOLuE pic.twitter.com/mMI0vO5fnW

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joshgnosis While everyone was worried in December if florists wanted to cater gay weddings, apparently the whole industry was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bd

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AliceRisely @fred_od_photo @Tim_Beshara Haha. I love a good pic of a fairy wren bum! Here’s one doing a Marilyn Monroe on my w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mm

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jpwarren Potato based humour is much harder than I anticipated.

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jpwarren What youth gang would Dutton be a part of?
The Potato Mashers?

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The one on the far right is called a “ginger scallop”. twitter.com/ginarush/statu…

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ginarush omg lane just showed me this and i can’t believe it! abc.net.au/news/2017-05-2… via @abcnews

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CrimeADay 21 USC §§1035(a) 1037(b)(3), 1041 & 9 CFR §590.522(f) make it a federal crime for an egg plant to have an egg break..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NZ

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vanOnselenP 🤔 pic.twitter.com/OpQmD25XXg

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danilic We are very predictable creatures. Google Trends in the UK (via @reddit) pic.twitter.com/n4o25k5u7m

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NOT IF WE BLOW UP THE EARTH FIRST HAHAHAHA. twitter.com/BIAUS/status/9…

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I don’t know why you all keep talking about nuclear war like it’s a bad thing.

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DPRK_News Piteous impotent Donald Trump boasts of his minuscule nuclear “button.”

Marshal Kim Jong-Un possesses long, virile..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fo

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ClickHole You Are The United Nations Secretary-General! Can You Use The Bathroom For 5 Freaking Minutes Without World War III..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cg

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@NewtonMark There’s a lot of American in them there gauges.

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@jperlow Well there’s balance right there. I do foresee constitutional difficulties, however.

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In today’s world, this is the kind of headline that @WSJ needs to run. twitter.com/WSJ/status/948…

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pixelatedboat A guide to which parts of a pig are best to eat pic.twitter.com/spTKgI0eSO

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To be fair, if I were POTUS, I’d also tweet whatever random shit came into my head.

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Maybe @realDonaldTrump will be announcing that there’s electricity in Puerto Rico again.

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SwiftOnSecurity This is why Obama really failed to connect with audiences in the 2nd season. He never teleported down to the planet..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1c

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Harryslaststand can’t help but play Yosemite Sam to Kim Jong Un’s Bugs Bunny. The world will end like a Looney tune c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9T

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jxeeno email sent from the blockchain itself pic.twitter.com/dobt5l0c0r

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kashanacauley At least most dudes are pretty bad at finding the button.

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samstein seriously beginning to wonder if John Kelly should construct a Truman Show like world around Trump, where all his T..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xc

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markknoller The button we know about on the President’s Desk summons a valet with a Diet Coke, but doesn’t launch a nuclear mis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xi

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dobes But her emails!!!

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Aust_Parliament Parliament House Auspic photographer David Foote captured this moment last night as a nearby storm headed out to se..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s6

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Oh man! If I’d known about this I’d have entered. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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OK, I’m getting up. If we’re going to be nuked then I want to be wearing pants at least.

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TrumpDraws 1234password pic.twitter.com/Q4jZvGFUHW

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dannolan God bless QLD rum reviews of bundaberg pic.twitter.com/GWsNR8gmT5

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A big button, but such tiny, tiny hands. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Oh, extra bonus points for my phone autocorrecting “duck” to “fuck”. It took a long time, but we finally got there.

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Would someone like to give this a go and report back? Bonus points for video of the duck. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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decryption The train I was on hit a roo pic.twitter.com/Ldk6xDOrX6

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@glengyron Don’t let your judgement be clouded by our obvious expertise in forests full of dead teenagers.

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Antonio_IA7 What stage of capitalism is this twitter.com/latimes/status…

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AttardMon So unfair to Gorbachev! twitter.com/gabriellecj/st…

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SaintRPh It’s like a Norman Rockwell painting pic.twitter.com/uBRxEgNTrE

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@MatthewBevan Wow. I don’t know whether the world is ready for this knowledge.

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dobes “After high hopes for a Christmas miracle conservationists have vowed to try again after their world-first attempt..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bu

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This seems like quite a lot of cocaine. twitter.com/MrPaulDuane/st…

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Stonekettle Dear Jesus,

I’m not religious.

But, I will sacrifice a goat (or a small child. Your choice), if lightning rips..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2U

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juhasaarinen The future of waterslides is VR. pic.twitter.com/Y9HT0Vd7g3

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futureidentity Clearly, while Donald has been focusing all his attention on civil aviation safety, he took his eye off the weather..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jz

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HolidayComplain “I spent a whole week on safari, and didn’t see any good animals. There was only a load of antelopes.”

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@NewtonMark Sorry, I’m too busy poking coat hanger wire deep into my ears until the goo comes out.

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washingtonpost A monster storm is headed for the East Coast, but don’t worry, it’s only expected to become a [squints at notes] “b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tl

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bstrdoctps Can we make “I’ve actually visualised” the first meme of 2018 please, announcing bizarre, low quality Photoshop jobs pic.twitter.com/FStr4ktgHd

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SimonBanksHB “Public submissions to Philip Ruddock’s review of religious freedom to be kept secret”

canberratimes.com.au/federal-politi… pic.twitter.com/cLn5D7d47I

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LeVoyageurOz When abbott comes out with something even more stupid than usual, like today, and I’m about to run out of swear wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0f

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infosecdad I’ve seen the new OSI stack of eight layers of software.
I think it’s more like this: pic.twitter.com/6K84IJYGAi

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mikko So…that’s a drone jammer. In Taksim Square in Istanbul. twitter.com/SrcnClskan/sta…

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burlyg8r On this please join me in a moment of wonder and awe at @Wendys social media team. 🔥🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/Sk5nSQobAn

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dj2mn Does anyone recognise this tv theme tune I recorded some time last century? Bugging the hell out of me…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kx

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@jodiem Well, it IS a crime wave right now apparently. Sigh.

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@jodiem Nothing even remotely near. So either too low or not carrying a beacon. Police, probably. Possibly traffic,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uy

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@jodiem Whereabouts are you? I’m trying to find your helicopter. Nothing showing near the CBD.

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@ashabeeeee @TrainLinkWest Possibly an alarm. I can’t remember that bit.

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@ashabeeeee @TrainLinkWest It causes a whole bunch of red lights to come on though.

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@ashabeeeee @TrainLinkWest I know a way — stop listening now@TrainLinkWestt — I know a way to make the aircon not work any more.

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“Which of course is run by Brian Blessed.” What a wonderful phrase. Ping @expectproblems. twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/…

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Histreepix Admiral Nelson’s cat, Nelson-Cat. London, 1798. pic.twitter.com/GUpLxgUcwz

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Wednesday. Try painting it a different colour. Wednesday.

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