Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 10th, 2018

MarkDiStef There’s the British foreign secretary weighing in. twitter.com/BorisJohnson/s…

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@GordyPls As you may have noticed, I quite like the Slow TV concept. It’s not to everyone’s taste. But neither is A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p6

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SixthTone Teacher’s picture of “Frost Flower Boy” distresses net users when they find out he walked over an hour to school in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xz

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t0m3llArd Breaking news: Julian Assange appointed new chairman of Breitbart News Network.

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What has my life become?

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GordyPls Deadly snakes: ✔︎
Deadly spiders: ✔︎
Trees filled with flammable oil: ✔︎
Two deadly jellyfish: ✔︎
Fist-sized hail..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tC

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@SnarkyPlatypus @wibbly I still win, even without Ian and Trevor Chappell.

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Going back to this, I’m wondering how many Westpac execs are themselves paypigs. This could explain, for corporate..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3F

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Dreadnought1 From my rail archives: WCR S311 is stabled in the platform at Warrnambool around midday on Sunday 26 October 2003 a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e3

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OzKitsch Australia’s first beer cans
Pic: beeradelaide.com pic.twitter.com/tn2UPW4WnK

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OzKitsch PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Beer now comes in cans, 1959
Pic: @TroveAustralia pic.twitter.com/NJw2MzVjUr

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BestoftheMail The entire Daily Mail experience, summed up in just 5 words. pic.twitter.com/BQExdrhtWk

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@moylecroft Let’s not start that again. Last time it ended badly.

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I want you to think about Peter André for a moment.

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@PeteLawler @yarrambat Maybe the problem is that everyone named Russell is a twat.

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dobes Welcome to Australia!!

Snek want to get off at next stop, driver! twitter.com/abcnewsCanberr…

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@wibbly @SnarkyPlatypus With close seconds to Bob Francis and Nick Xenophon. I’d also add the Chappell brothers but I’d get pushback.

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Apropos nothing in particular, isn’t Russell Brand a cunt.

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@paulkidd @SnarkyPlatypus Sure. With some spare funds it would’ve been worth playing with.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well that IS true, but he did become Prime Minister while I live a simple life in the forest.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am more elite that John Howard. I went to a good school.

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This is true. I’m both part of an elite and a loser. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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hannahtraining @NuclearAnthro I feel like this needs to become a meme where you put it side by side with something. Like pic.twitter.com/2OVRVF2MYb

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@MoaniePandium I didn’t see any TVC promos, so I can’t comment on that, but “seeing a promo” probably isn’t enough to judge a program.

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@MoaniePandium It’s far from cheap. What’s cheap are game shows and chat shows.

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I have a recommendation for everyone who doesn’t like the Slow TV that SBS is trialling: Don’t watch it. Watch something you like instead.

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@MoaniePandium I reckon it’s a bit of a stretch to see SBS deciding to have a go at Slow TV, a style developed in S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…G7

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@dobes @ashabeeeee Are there chuckings-under-trains of which I am not aware?

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@CLjeSuppose They’re the same train. You change from the Ashfield local trains at Strathfield for the less-frequent..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qW

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@dobes @ashabeeeee Chartering a train could be affordable.

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ABCemergency 🤨 police warn locals not to hold “cyclone parties” as north braces for second tropical in two..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…I3

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@ashabeeeee @dobes A year of Opal would be cheaper than CBD real estate. You know it makes sense.

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Everything looking good at Ashfield right now. pic.twitter.com/eDQB2c84RU

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David Bowie’s least successful single. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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@dobes Honestly, so many supposledly difficult situations can be resolved by punching people in the head until they’re unconscious.

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@dobes You could’ve just decked ‘em.

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This Sunday 14 January, from 2:40am – 8.30pm@SBSVICELANDND will be all train, all day.” Nice start time, kids.

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johnb78 Foley can’t even capitalise on the trains debacle without saying something extremely dumb and borderline racist. Ex..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dW

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stevebwriter There must be a term for this in semiotics; the act of signifying which removes from the signified the very propert..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CR

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nopoweradeinusa Hello, I’m cheating on my convict criminal husband, give me your contact information pic.twitter.com/VtrH0GBBXd

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Oh FSH this whole thing is getting out of hand. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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liftrss are you in the process of falling off of a turnip truck? we want to profile you, contact stories@nytimes.com

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@NuclearAnthro @munin Yeah the time I went to Woomera was in winter, or the thing we have instead of winter, and it was FREEZING at night.

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On an unrelated note, people do know that deserts get very cold at night, yeah?

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janesasseen Uhhm…But why would you want to?? twitter.com/mashable/statu…

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juhasaarinen Looks like @TradeMe’s search engine has an interesting suggestion algorithm. pic.twitter.com/VavQ8bFK5A

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GreenJ i hate it when this happens. twitter.com/dailydot/statu…

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thomas_violence this will go nicely with their Caucasian Crimes Division twitter.com/3AW693/status/…

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@johnb78 @NuclearAnthro I keep telling Martin to stop licking the thermonuclear devices but now he says they all taste a bit different.

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@R_Chirgwin @NuclearAnthro Can’t talk now. Downloading my fun and family-friendly pay pig.

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I’m a @Westpac customer so I’m downloading my PayPig right now. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@Heterocatalytic @NuclearAnthro And I can talk, what with my laughter at my back introducing a pay pig. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@NuclearAnthro Do… do you Americans not paint the trainer rounds dark blue like people who care about weapons safety do?

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@dobes This is the only way we can make sense of the world now: Sex between an angry sweating shouty man and a dera..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Eh

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Wow. I’m up for some Alex Jones / Gwyneth Paltrow slash now. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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@oberonsghost I wouldn’t be surprised if that were deliberate.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @HappySinger Moat of those plants don’t exist. They’re just registered trademarks for cabbage or potato or some shit.

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markokloos I just realized that with the advent of self-driving vehicles, we may soon get country songs where your truck leaves you too.

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@HappySinger @SnarkyPlatypus Oh silly me. “Brain Dust™ is an enlightening edible formula alchemized to align you wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bu

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@HappySinger @SnarkyPlatypus I think someone’s just slipped her some cocaine. “Hey baby, want some, erm, Brain Dust?”

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@Rashas_Mo @SnarkyPlatypus @HappySinger Accompanied to the sounds of Beethoven’s first movements.

(Yes, I know, “T..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o1

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@HappySinger Yes, @HappySinger, this really is magic stuff. This diet would fix @SnarkyPlatypus’ problems for sure…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9f

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HappySinger Key quote: “These ingredients are all pantry staples”.

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But @dobes @thelaughingsub, why would I get that Kodak thing to make $25/month when I can make a guaranteed $13,000..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HE

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If the quotes in this story were any more of a wank we’d have to buy extra tubes of lube. zd.net/2mgWcMa twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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dobes The words in here — coming out of the mouths of actual humans and would-be business people — are goddamn amazing twitter.com/ZDNet/status/9…

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DVSblast I ONLY WATCHED 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN & THEN 30 ROCK. IS THERE A MANGA THAT EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED IN BETWEEN? HOW DID THE ALIENS GET TO NYC?

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TheOnion New Regulation Requires All Protected Species To Be Actively Looking For New Habitat In Order To Receive Funding..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lC

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emilymaxima They call it avocaDO toast, not avocaDON’T toast.

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Wed plan, for what it’s worth: Update all the softwares; listen to podcasts; reading; sulk; wine. Today is pretty much a writeoff.

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Has anything been announced at CES that isn’t, you know, bullshit rubbish?

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I don’t see where the coal goes in. There must be a chute somewhere. twitter.com/JayWeatherill/…

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OK, let’s have another go at waking up.

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It’s the Magrathea Option. My brain just goes to sleep until everything starts making sense again.

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I think I know why I keep falling asleep. It’s not a medical thing. It’s just that I keep seeing insane cryptocurre..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pk

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It’s like buying your own poker machine that only you can play. twitter.com/fearthecowboy/…

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fearthecowboy @SwiftOnSecurity And yet that’s still only the second stupidest thing to come out of Kodak *today* pic.twitter.com/zdly8ASECl

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NewtonMark Interesting perspective. twitter.com/Qldaah/status/…

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MaraWilson Titles I’d fully believe were British TV shows:

Beamish and Quigley

The Quite Corking Quiz Show

Shan’t We Tell t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y5

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It looks like there’s plenty of paint left.

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SwiftOnSecurity Stupidest timeline pic.twitter.com/GdPjS9oLVN

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Wednesday. Is there any paint left? Wednesday.

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