Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 12th, 2018

BigPaulieDoyle sensational pic.twitter.com/g1HljKMcYz

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Meanwhile the Jetstar A320 fleet is queuing up on approach to Sydney. pic.twitter.com/LDeizKVIOO

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Plenty of Airbus A380 action overhead right now. pic.twitter.com/GpbdZxqqkM

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This is remarkable. Man makes train noises, sure, but listen. twitter.com/OzKitsch/statu…

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@markhumphries @NewtonMark Will you be doing the 17-hour version on Sunday?

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@markhumphries @NewtonMark I’m afraid I didn’t listen to you, @markhumphries, because I soon remembered that the wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5y

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s a fascinating article. They do such great work at @MoAD_Canberra.

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Attention! Attention! New @JonathanPieNews! “Oprah For America! Really?” youtube.com/watch?v=JWN0b7…

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brenthogan You seriously can’t make this stuff up, NSW hasn’t had gender on their licences for 20+ years, probably went when p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…An

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Russia can be justifiably proud of Korolev. Check out his accomplishments. twitter.com/EmbassyofRussi…

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Marco_Langbroek Don’t do this if it ever happens near you, people. It is incredibly dangerous. twitter.com/aj_fi/status/9…

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Marco_Langbroek …….
(Also, it is ff-ing dangerous to be this close to a just crashed, perhaps still highly toxic rocket fuel fu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HU

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It was my pleasure to make a tiny pledge to “WW2 Trauma in Australia Today”, and I’m looking forward to listening t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Id

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Cosmic_Penguin This is probably why the Chinese need to recover their rockets stages soon….and for reasons other than price:

(v..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j3

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jodirowley , here’s the full kama sutra, included.

More on frog here: australianmuseum.net.au/blogpost/scien…

(l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vB

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trashfuturepod YOU KNOW WHAT SYSTEM ALREADY WORKS WELL FOR RIDE SHARING?

BUSES!

THESE INVETERATE DULLARDS ARE GOING TO TRY AND S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MO

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trashfuturepod STOP INVENTING A FUCKING BUS twitter.com/recode/status/…

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smh Three quarters of the population would be better off and home ownership would lift to as much as 72.3 per cent if n..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rk

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burgerdrome ELON MUSK: I am thinking about making a $9,000 hand dryer which bluetooths to your phone so homeless people can’t u..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vc

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cambuntu Approach into Canberra this morning. ..instagram.com/p/Bd2BGKonqGt/kZ

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NewtonMark In Australia, @ato_gov_au only does this occasionally, by mistake. twitter.com/davidfrum/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus The whole thing broke about 36 hours ago or so, by 24 hours ago it was shown to be a stunt, but the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7R

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lotusaccts Of all the things to be known for @BernardSaltpic.twitter.com/afezHSpqFw

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tjmcintyre Facebook patent to “detect that two smartphones were in the same place at the same time [and] by comparing the acce..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…af

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simonahac this joker actually believes that scammers used generators to shine spotlights onto solar panels in order to claim..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nw

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@JohnBirmingham For those of you unfamiliar with Mr @JohnBirmingham’s oeuvre, the table of contents. pic.twitter.com/nqtESUfbFx

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wolfcat They forgot the hashtag twitter.com/SBSVICELAND/st…

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@nukolator Yes yes. I’m sure there will be some sort of alert.

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@TeaPainUSA @johnmcternan A person who’s travelling in Europe?

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@JohnBirmingham Finally downloading the “Alien Side Boob Bumper 2017 Annual”, which I see is billed as “Your free e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hK

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The fat Wonga Pigeon is back, and it’s fat. pic.twitter.com/KjpmHL5E63

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evcricket “at least he died doing what he loved; trying to import a table from Microsoft Excel into Microsoft Powerpoint”

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@JohnBirmingham @JustJimWillDo Maybe you should check for a fever. With a body temperature measurer.

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I say, I quite like @JohnBirmingham’s description of Steve Bannon in today’s aliensideboob.com. pic.twitter.com/W4WmHeKKR0

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KeithOlbermann BTW @realDonaldTrump as @ddale8 notes, you’ve been caught in yet another lie. President Bush made the embassy decis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S8

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rcalo Target: we subtly study your purchasing behavior to ascertain whether you may be expecting.
Ikea: hold my Stigberge..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y3

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NewtonMark Qantas flew an A330 heavier than the aircraft’s max gross weight. twitter.com/atsbinfo/statu…

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Rob_Stott That weirdly homophobic story about Qld licences turned out to be nonsense junkee.com/queensland-gen…

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latimes Trump’s “shithole” remark is the latest in long string of racial provocations lat.ms/2Fub7uU pic.twitter.com/LfW4vN7bGW

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GreenJ Yeah. right. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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annafifield Japanese media translation of “shithole” = “countries that are dirty like toilets” twitter.com/johnny_strateg…

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@goatfesttas I’ve never been to Launceston. So, I reckon I should cover @goatfesttas, record a Public House Forum i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xY

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In this thread, @BrendanTN_ tweets stuff from the leaked draft of Trump’s Nuclear Posture Review. It’s MOAR NUKES,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tu

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“Whitaker also alleged that the school proposed transgender students wear bright green labels to make monitoring th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fu

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@gusworldau @goatfesttas Don’t suggest things like that. You know what will happen.

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@susan_m @goatfesttas That’s a shame. I’m just sketching out how I might best do a Tasmania trip combining different work threads.

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@benpobjie @goatfesttas It certainly sounds like a must-attend event.

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Wait. @goatfesttas is in Launceston, not Hobart, on 25 Feb. goatfesttas.com I may have to spend longer in T..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OG

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@ejhilbert It’ll be interesting to see how the industry changes once more tasks are automated, as happened and is happening with sysadmins.

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I should not have mentioned these submissions because guess what I have to do now.

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Well, @dobes, here’s some bedtime reading… twitter.com/IdeasBoomAu/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Australian is now describing him as a “diversity rebel”, so there’s that.

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juliagalef This is a bot that just tweets words when they appear in the NYTimes for the first time ever: twitter.com/NYT_first_said…

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bccponzi The current state of the crypto market in one tweet: pic.twitter.com/ysbhPYDCse

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cracked Spanking! 19 Things You’re Arguing About That Have Already Been Solved: bit.ly/StopArguingNow2 pic.twitter.com/MC9xnyBf8w

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DDsD This “Advertising blockchain” ICO is still running ads that should have been turned off weeks ago.

This does not..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8j

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esten Really disappointed Wikipedia deleted my favorite page, “List of Members of Simon and Garfunkel”

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Nothing to be concerned about here, just another Australian thing that can kill you dead. twitter.com/ABrice_WILDLIF…

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ClickHole 8 Reasons Why Being A Stay-At-Home Mom Is A Full-Time Job clckhl.co/0KocPt6 pic.twitter.com/D2JjvKACIH

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KarenAttiah There are going to be a lot of outraged media think pieces about Trump’s “shithole” comments.

But lets not forget..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o2

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DDsD How much bitcoin does an Ecuadorian citizenship cost?

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dobes Deep in the bowels of the Potato’s office, the PR flacks for the Minister of Home Affairs are working out how to us..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OM

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@mrgrumio @abcadelaide Definitely. I should start compiling a list, as well as a list of the best insulting descriptions I’ve been hit with.

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benpobjie Smaller mouths twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…

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Gotta love Vicente Fox Quesada, former President of Mexico. twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/…

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RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/2WGp2BOH1N

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It’s true, we shouldn’t dance around Trump’s shithole.

Ah, I could do this all day… twitter.com/thehill/status…

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To be clear, I quite like the broad concept of America, but the implementation is dreadful.

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Mind you, I was responsible for the first daytime unbleeped “fucked” on Adelaide radio, on @abcadelaide, when I cho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nm

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juhasaarinen Not forgiving you, Justin. Whoever you are. pic.twitter.com/XTDqMl6CVR

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NewtonMark America is so broken in the head that smart people express amazement that innocuous non-hazardous items of clothing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EY

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drewtoothpaste happy ten years of not reading my comic to this guy pic.twitter.com/053GmrPTri

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expectproblems The machines know. They are planning. They will ‘save us’ even if it means ruling us, and they will do it from cute..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rf

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rohan_p okay okay pic.twitter.com/igiHW6l0cc

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BillKristol Ponder this from the WH deputy press secretary: “Certain Washington politicians choose to fight for foreign countri..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S5

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I’m giving those frogs a good workout today.

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Colgo TIL a journalist called Tyson Cattle has been working at Stock & Land pic.twitter.com/FUsheiGDYE

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“A plebiscite milestone: 100 years on from the 1917 conscription debates” moadoph.gov.au/blog/a-plebisc… “Australians oppo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ol

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@NuclearAnthro The Museum of Australian Democracy is in Old Parliament House in Canberra, at the foot of the curren..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X8

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DoctorIMatt 1000% would binge watch pic.twitter.com/F17oYmy5Qi

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rosieatlarge Woah, this guy really hates corn flakes pic.twitter.com/44M41dqGw1

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MarkDiStef Break: US president Donald Trump has cancelled his London trip over fears he won’t be made welcome by Brits, accord..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ar

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yashar Oh jeez. NY Daily News front page. nydn.us/2qYQ8xa pic.twitter.com/kHNoCyLssy

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joshgnosis pic.twitter.com/2Ce7g81Te1

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daviottenheimer delirious white supremacist leader brags of fantasy weapons sales twitter.com/BryanVanNorden…

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It’s code for “I want a sugar daddy’. twitter.com/danilic/status…

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Hurrah! Microsoft WordArt in the browser! makewordart.com pic.twitter.com/qnDaPBsj6w

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@twiddlekins Different market. Think of it as WordArt in the Cloud. Except that already exists too. makewordart.com

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Oh. There’s two snake stories from Australia today, and this one didn’t end well. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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qutdmrc Fully funded PhD scholarship (living allowance + $4k research costs) to start in Feb 2018, working with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r8

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@twiddlekins That’s slightly cruel. Canva provides a service that fills a clear need. Whether they do that well I d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zY

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Headline opportunity lost: “Mudd on Trump’s Shithole”. You’re welcome. twitter.com/Mediaite/statu…

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This is a very good backgrounder on startup valuations. twitter.com/jmcduling/stat…

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Must-listen interview with Leslie Gelb, who supervised the team that compiled the Pentagon Papers, by @OTMBrooke..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cA

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Andy Griffiths is, in and of himself, a crime against nature. twitter.com/dufussy/status…

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It’s a good day when you can legitimately use the word “taint” before brunch.

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That hair would tickle the taint something fierce. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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The frogs are blissfully unaware of what is just about to happen to them. pic.twitter.com/uJHIXgT64L

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Fri plan: As previously advised, today is a scheduled write-off, intended to assist in addressing the Sleep Pattern..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Is

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WeFixYourAdvert The embarrassing moment the letters fell of the Tory Slogan during May’s speech pic.twitter.com/LE7kefl1WV

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One can only hope that Ecuador has robust laws against being a twat. pic.twitter.com/kSBwFwqop7

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Friday. All the way in. Friday.

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@jeffsonstein I should probably call it a night before they send The Van. ;)

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daviottenheimer gives new meaning to wikileaks twitter.com/TrueFactsState…

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@jeffsonstein OK, to be fair, there’s rules and shit, but we rely on secret people to adhere to secret rules with s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZC

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@jeffsonstein Nah. Because I’m not a US citizen, so your guys can do whatever they like to me. And you’re not an AU..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oW

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@jeffsonstein No. I should not know this shit. FISA section 702 is your problem, not mine. As a foreigner I’m fucked no matter what.

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@outwidit Thank you for your poorly targeted diarrhoea of hashtags. My life has been improved immensely. Fuck off.

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Because Facebook are, you know, cunts. twitter.com/kashhill/statu…

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You know what’s really sad? That I know what’s in the US Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) section 702. I really need a life.

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Dear America, so yeah I’m an Australian and I’ve been drinking and it’s 2.30am here but even I know that your FISA..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…al

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Isn’t it wonderful* that messages to North Korea are transmitted by Fox News. So much cheaper than having a working..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UN

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What is “Katie Hopkins”?

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@CooperTubmaker So as Charles Emerson Winchester III said, like the most famous ballerina in all of Galveston.

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@_midofo_ I’d figured. So keep drinking and mind the wind.

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@_midofo_ She would be wise to do that.

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YOU DO KNOW I CAN SEE WHEN YOU LIKE MY TWEETS, YEAH?

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Just quietly, I have the utmost respect for sex workers, women or men, because putting up with their clients must t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8i

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@_midofo_ It’s past 0130 here and I’m drunkenly shouting at my bank and joking with sex workers. I should probably go to bed.

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@SummerKnightXXX @Westpac You watch. @Westpac, despite me being a customer for ages, will have nothing to say about..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…K0

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@SummerKnightXXX @Westpac As a middle-aged gay man who could afford to lose a few kg* I suspect my paypig options a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…O8

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closetgeekshow Anything more than a d6 is considered gambling in California? What a bizzare rule. Why should the number of faces o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nh

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So here we are. I’m two* bottles of wine down, complaining to a British comedian, chatting with an escort about a b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zw

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@Herring1967 … but don’t stress, Richard. I continue to be a huge fan who’s too much of a tight-arse to give you..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kn

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Listening to the latest RHLSTP podcast from @Herring1967 but the sheer earnestness of the guest going on about depr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bi

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@SummerKnightXXX @Westpac Having to sack a paypig is a bit grim, though, but I know how the business works. Commiserations.

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@SummerKnightXXX @Westpac Well that’d make it so much easier, right? ;)

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HeerJeet Donald Trump, welcome to the Resistance! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Pinboard Now you know how immigrants feel! And Clinton! And the climate! Welcome to the club, Derp State..twitter.com/steve_vladeck/…Gu

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smokeyybearr Shower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave

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In the grand narrative of everything is getting more terrible, an installment. twitter.com/jleyden/status…

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Susan_Hennessey This is the single most dangerous and irresponsible thing the President has ever tweeted.l, without hyperbole. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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@erstkate @_midofo_ I don’t think you understand the sheer joy of nuking vast tracts of land.

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@_midofo_ I so have to visit your quarter of the continent.

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@_midofo_ The more I learn about Western Australia, the more I think it should be nuked. No offence.

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@_midofo_ That said, I like the idea of needing a car to buy alcohol. Road safety tip, eh?

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@_midofo_ That’s basically a bunch of racist shit, isn’t it. Sigh.

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Oh God this will not end well.

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@_midofo_ The CASE not the cask… oh, I see where you’re going with that. Yes, don’t tell anyone, because here in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zB

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@_midofo_ @dfes_wa @BOM_au @GWN7News I can’t quite see the Discovery Channel geeks zooming 600km or more to get to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SN

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I seriously should not buy wine by the case. I feel like a collection of outtakes from “Black Books”.

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@CillizzaCNN @KellyannePolls @foxandfriends Have you thought of, like, not talking about any of this shit and movin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4D

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@_midofo_ @dfes_wa @BOM_au @GWN7News Pffft. It’s Western Australia, who cares, right?

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@_midofo_ @dfes_wa Exactly. I get pissed off when the bureaucratic paranoia overshadows realism. It’s the meteorolo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…br

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@_midofo_ @dfes_wa We’ve got the same thing in NSW with hail warnings after that huge unpredicted storm about 10 or 15 years back.

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WE DO NOT NEED EARNEST FUCKING THINKPIECES TO TELL US THAT JAMES DAMORE IS A USELESS DIPSHIT CUNT.

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@erstkate Yep yep, across it. Lovely work, isn’t it.

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@_midofo_ Fair point. How fucked are you guys?

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Still really fuckin’ disgruntled, but two bottles of wine down. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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