Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 13th, 2018

I’m going away now, and I expect you to have cleared up this mess by the time I get back.

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sultans_of_ping Know that many of you may be visiting this Twitter feed to get the answer to one particularly question…. well her..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kj

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Actually he looks like his head has been Photoshopped onto some stock photo tagged “generic local politician”…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nh

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Actually he looks like his head had been Photoshopped onto done stock photo tagged “generic local politician”. twitter.com/jonathonio/sta…

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I have been informed that this neckless wonder is in fact a NSW MP. So I’m sure he makes a valuable contribution to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8W

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@NKW2 It’s so hard to keep track of these people.

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@JayStephens You and I clearly have different concepts of “fun”.

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Victorian Liberal MPs are so cute! I just want to hug them and hold them for ever and ever. twitter.com/jonathonio/sta…

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@OaaSvc @jdub @BearNotesApp I’ve been told I’m actually a raccoon.

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LERPS! Much better than their human counterparts, LARPs. twitter.com/Manic_Henry/st…

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An era ends. The Australian version was Viatel and I’m pretty sure I managed to pick up trade there. 1200/75 baud F..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4I

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@SallyCeeGunn OK now THIS is getting weird and creepy. By the way, do you have a brother?

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I want some of the drugs these people are on. twitter.com/robvank/status…

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Would Daniel Radcliffe be a good root, do you think? Or would it just be weird and creepy?

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@rynobi A quick test suggests my first answer it correct.

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semibogan American President calls Africa “shithole”, further consolidating Chinese position in resource rich continent.

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In theory I’ll be at , once we get past a bug in the registration system. (Don’t fret, @linuxconfau, there’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gk

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linuxconfau Countdown is on! 2 days until regular ticket sales end and 8 days to the conference! Get excited! Get a ticket!..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oa

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botandy so beautiful to grow old with someone, watch them weaken

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jamesrbuk This would actually make a decent Twitter bio. twitter.com/jimwaterson/st…

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jamesrbuk Facebook spent most of last year telling the media it would – at some point – volte face this way. And yet he medtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…PN4VBQ

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@dfpiii @codinghorror A noble cause, and one which will propel you into stardom. Or, you know, not.

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@dfpiii @codinghorror Show me your one weird trick, Mr Porteous.

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@dwunwin @ianbremmer First thing another media person does: look at the byline.

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@jdub You’ve got about three weeks left.

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codinghorror Customer: I need more traffic.
Us: Focus on creating great content?
Customer: Meh, let me talk to the experts.
SEO..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1o

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@allisonr There’s a couple film scenes that do the same for me. I won’t name them now.

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@darksidelemm @AP All wars are fucked up, but that one is significantly more fucked up than most. Burns has, as usu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bw

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That’s the 1969 Pulitzer Prize-winning photo by @AP’s Eddie Adams. Ken Burns ran the film by NBC News cameraman Vo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EP

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Tonight’s cognitive dissonance thanks to @SBSOnDemand: Watching the execution of Nguyễn Văn Lém (pictured) on Ken B..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hd

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KyleKulinski - we’re bombing 8 different countries
- half the US makes $30k a year or less
- we have the worst healthcare in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hv

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keelyflaherty facebook: look at my baby

instagram: look at my eyeliner

twitter: look at my steadily shrinking will to live

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gths Has everyone dispensed with the worms wriggling around inside their skulls yet?

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“Fish falls on man’s head in spa pool” radionz.co.nz/news/national/…

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@dwunwin @ianbremmer “In the style of” is usually abbreviated as “after”, and I seem to remember that Steinberg was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5j

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@dwunwin @ianbremmer The Trump version? The signature shows an acknowledgement to a previous cartoonist.

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ianbremmer The (Trump) New Yorker View of the world.

You knew this was coming.

(ht Seamus Jenning) pic.twitter.com/10cX358m7v

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@radix42 @candeira Good to know. They’re tough little critters.

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@teknetia I’ve had to live with those damn things.

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@teknetia Have you heard of this new technology called “door”?

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@teknetia You’re the alpha in the pack. They’re looking for guidance, for reassurance that they’re still part of everything.

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pythagoNRL This is not paranoia. This is exactly what happens (source: last RT) pic.twitter.com/ocPPjxYm9d

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@TheRealKerryG You can’t drop-kick them, though, because the little fuckers don’t bounce. They kinda make a crater and trundle up out of it.

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Yeah forget your snow sled dogs, THIS is the way to do it. twitter.com/SusiMJK/status…

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Wonga Pigeon, day three. It’s sussed out that I can be a source of nice seeds. pic.twitter.com/wavbydqyVM

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@PeteLawler I didn’t, but this makes sense I’ve seen how fast and deep and echidna can burrow when alarmed or distressed.

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@RichardTuffin He is lovely, and I fully approve of his attitude. “Fuck off, I’m going for a walk.”

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Can I just say that punting a wombat a few meters, seeing it roll over, dust itself off, and keep on coming, is a v..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rb

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paul_scott_ @newcastleherald closed. Just had to disembark because has closed airspace till “further n..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…G6

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Once I was helping a zookeeper feed the animals in the kids’ zoo, because reasons. A wombat called Suzie kept tryin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…05

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True Fact: Wombats are the only marsupial made of concrete.

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To be fair, all wombats are grumpy. twitter.com/RichardTuffin/…

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@paulbam3 Hey that’s fine. I am quite capable of ignoring things that don’t interest me. :P

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@paulbam3 Ah well that’s different. :)

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@Leighlo @BoylanBottling These guys have other @BoylanBottling products but not the root beer, so there’s a distrib..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hL

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@Leighlo @BoylanBottling I also like that it’s listed under “Baby Food”.

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@Leighlo @BoylanBottling This one? (I assume the price is per case, not per bottle.) fishpond.com.au/Baby/Boylan-Na…

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bernietb Electricity

In NSW

Is nice. twitter.com/fictillius/sta…

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I’ve forgotten what this euphemism means. twitter.com/Taezar/status/…

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jamdugg I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE A HANDBASKET

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@jpwarren @SwiftOnSecurity I’m here for the really shit jokes.

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@paulbam3 @Scottludlam @Twitter Note for the hard of thinking: This is an entirely separate issue from whether this..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kF

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@paulbam3 @Scottludlam @Twitter Report them for what? Putting “being scum” aside, I reckon you’d have a hard time c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1j

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Scottludlam i’ve seen some creepy stuff on this website, but sliding into the dms of a political prisoner then ratting them out..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aE

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castorsd Anyone job hunting, and wanna work with me? Information systems and Infosec @ Spacex spacex.com/careers/list?f…

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1. This is a well-delivered message, if a little optimistic. 2. The replies, as you can imagine, are a cesspool. twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/s…

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MalwareJake The official Linux kernel mailing list being offline for days because it’s hosted on a home Linux server that suffe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ua

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I seem to have started something with a couple of tweets earlier, but I’m just going to walk away from it now. pic.twitter.com/IgK65tksK0

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GreenJ This is a very worthy endeavour. twitter.com/stuBURRR/statu…

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@BobGrrl @SBSOnDemand Yeah no more spoilers. I can’t wait to see how it ends.

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@KevinAirs442 @kcarruthers Williamson’s point, seemed to be that these lessons aren’t necessarily adopted. Mind you..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6Z

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cyberwar CIA attributes NotPetya to GRU. twitter.com/emptywheel/sta…

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Note that the advice hasn’t changed in 16 years. Users, it’s down to you. twitter.com/todayininfosec…

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Starting to watch Ken Burns’ “The Vietnam War” on @SBSOnDemand. Pleased that it begins the story in 1858 with the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4M

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@paulbam3 Or, as someone suggested, behind one ear.

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michaelmeloni Sewing pic.twitter.com/jsAg0kAfeX

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michaelmeloni Hrrm with all these go arounds and holds I’m not sure our aircraft will even make it in today pic.twitter.com/ZcZSHLUIKC

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@paulkidd Oh yes, I saw that story in another outlet. Simple innovations that save lives.

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@kcarruthers And that’s the thrust of Williamson’s point. Innovation isn’t about gadgets, it’s about knowledge and ways of doing things.

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I was thinking of going the full colonial look. White linen. Maybe be safari suit. twitter.com/PollHereford/s…

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blakestonebanks Ha! Here’s how friends are saying “shithole country” in Beijing: 垃圾国家 (“trash country”), 破点儿 (“broken place”), 鬼地方..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…b2

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Don’t you just love the way I interleave tweets about thousands of deaths with tweets about frocking up for a wedding?

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Deaths caused by medical mistakes are equivalent to two Boeing 747 aircraft crashing per day…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oa

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So, this research into how many deaths could be prevented if surgeons stopped being so arrogant and used goddam che..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iN

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I’ve just RSVP’d for an upcoming wedding, and I now see that the dress code is “summer cocktail”. What on earth can I wear?

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Johnny_Strategy The Omoshiro (“fun”) Block is a note pad that excavates well-known Japanese landmarks as they’re used..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TV

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@expectproblems Wouldn’t it be vital in a complex application?

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edbott If @BuzzFeed can track this stuff down, imagine what Mueller’s team, with subpoena powers, can do…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pF

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Sat plan, supplemental: While I’m only just starting to get my sleep patterns back in order, I’m thinking about bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lJ

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Sat plan, draft: Sleep in (done); put part of a chicken in my mouth; read, listen to podcasts, and do a little rese..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TR

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@vealmince Let’s add it to the list. “Things we are no longer sure about.”

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daviottenheimer sources inside evangelical tribes in the US assure me “shithole” is messaging they’re familiar with as it regularly..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X8

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New train from Gold Coast to Brisbane Airport. twitter.com/aspientiae/sta…

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@vealmince What, like an overhead projector? Maybe a slide lantern?

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@aspientiae Lovely, thank you. Does that show a destination of “Brisbane Airport”?

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gilbertjasono The only surprising thing about Trump paying hush money to a porn star is that he didn’t bring it up that time he addressed the Boy Scouts

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altNOAA Anderson Cooper: Trump is a racist
Rachel Maddow: Trump is a racist
Don Lemon: Trump is a racist
Lawrence O’Donnell..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uL

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daviottenheimer progress! finally some good news. we have proof infosec is working twitter.com/VS_/status/951…

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@Herring1967 Is this the anus thing again? How far CAN you go? 110cm sound’s quite a lot.

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Including if, like me, he says “What’s ‘Lady Marmalade’?” twitter.com/sbstryker/stat…

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ceciliakang Remember that Michael Wolff book? And Bannon? That was this week

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sw Now is a good time to split the world open. twitter.com/jenbenka/statu…

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TheRegister And here we see the Cloud in its native environment, clinging to the Golden Gate bridge for warmth as it eyes its p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tC

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JakeLaperruque You’re a career intelligence analyst from NYC. You work hard and do your job well. You become an expert in hostage..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…US

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This is @mpesce’s vision of the future. A Martian nation of cloned Elon Musks living in an underground aquatic lair..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kF

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NYT_first_said cryptotulips

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Stonekettle Had to leak the porn star thing to distract from the racism thing which was a distraction from the Russian thing…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EU

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@Kate_McClymont I used to give my name at a juice bar as “Amanda Vanstone”.

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AndUlv Trump loves Norway because we grow his hair. pic.twitter.com/IWMzelqYIQ

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Saturday. The top 25% is the most dangerous, though the rest can sometimes still be risky. Check for unusual patterns. Saturday.

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