Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 17th, 2018

I’m going away now.

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Oh hang on. He was talking about the Turnbull government. As you were.

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Leadership and governance aren’t about being afraid to risk disagreeing with an opinion poll.

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Still, wasn’t “Tone Deaf” the title of Alex Hawke’s first time album?

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“Most people like it so fuck off with what you think.”

And “integrity of our national day”? Hasn’t it had six diff..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pt

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Do places still put things made of kale on their menus, or have the punters still not worked out that it’s pig food?

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davidgerard i fear you reckon without the awesome power of NUMBER GO UP twitter.com/sarahjeong/sta…

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trouteyes AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
BEHIND THE WHEEL
OF A LARGE AVOCADOMOBILE pic.twitter.com/EOBJMJD4xS

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“Quinoa is just rice for cunts ” — Seann Walsh.

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@kcarruthers @RealNickHodge It’s @Resign_In_Shame’s belief that it’s not worth worrying about until the death toll..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kB

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kcarruthers Send all those kiddies down the mines. Make them work for a crust. 👶 twitter.com/9newsperth/sta…

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@RealNickHodge @kcarruthers To be fair, a bit of a cull would improve the species somewhat.

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Terminatrix Oh my god. pic.twitter.com/KEdVTtOUgE

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snurb_dot_info Autocorrect moves in mysterious ways. So does Allan, apparently.

RT @JaneyGodley: Allan? Are you sure it’s ALLAN? pic.twitter.com/4PMAcBsKHt

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chrislhayes Has anyone coined “girther” for those who belive the president weighs more than his doctor reports?

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“Good luck trying to sue thin air, retards.” twitter.com/stevelord/stat…

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Eugenics is all the go with Tories these days. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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glengyron “Blockchain is amazingly interesting” - people who have never heard of distributed databases.

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thatstevetaylor Unfortunately, closed captioning has frozen on gym tele & cast doubt on your entire @abcnews bulletin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Od

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It’s true, this is very sad indeed. twitter.com/GiovanniTorre/…

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Utshenik Zvartnots Airport
Armenia, Yerevan.
built: 1975-80
Architect: Levon Cherkezyan, Spartak Khachikyan, Zhorzh Shekhlya..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dl

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GiovanniTorre Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. twitter.com/SoftGrungge/st…

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petstarr Launched five hours ago… :( pic.twitter.com/A4Qa1LDNgU

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MarkDiStef Daily Mail: “Give ‘unemployed wasters’ vasectomies: Theresa May’s new youth Tsar sparks fury by calling for jobless..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dg

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@daniels_den @cathywilcox1 “Binge-watching” is moral panic rubbish. There’d be no “problem” if a teenager spent sev..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0G

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pawboy2 It was the year of Beggars Banquet & Jagger was already [very] rich. But he was inconsolable, reported [Jeff] Berna..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QB

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@dfpiii These are good questions, Darren.

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Tonight’s AgustaWestland AW139 is RSCU204. pic.twitter.com/CcLlTDxJZA

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@trentyarwood I find it easier to just be in a constant state of disappointment.

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In which @mpesce rehearses his upcoming role as Bert the Turtle. HT @kirstinferguson. pic.twitter.com/wK9CAxZhh6

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“After the ‘octopus incident’ the White House threatened veto power over future spy satellite logos …” muckrock.com/news/archives/…

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There’s also this place, but you lot can play with that for yourselves. twitter.com/Sheeds_au/stat…

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KKeneally Statement Regarding the NSW Senate Vacancy pic.twitter.com/O8ETVke3os

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@Billablog @NewtonMark That’s why they’ve already started the training with 46. pic.twitter.com/dzWSvMaJau

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@R_Chirgwin @trentyarwood That’s more than two months away, but I have noted the concept.

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Why does a President need to be able to identify cows? twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Yes, kids, you too can vape your mi goreng. twitter.com/TheDanAnimal/s…

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iangriffin Am I alone in raising an eyebrow at this message? pic.twitter.com/F4E0TWeoGb

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@R_Chirgwin Are you trying to watch Netflix just after dinner time during school holidays? How sweet.

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admmo After the “octopus incident,” the White House threatened veto power over future spy satellite logos muckrock.com/news/archives/…

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LolitaDixxon Queen 💁🏼 pic.twitter.com/UDBQfQ7qlJ

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After all this excitement I need a little bit of a lie down.

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@KarlskiB @GiovanniTorre I think you mean “Rendang unto Caesar”. You’re welcome.

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After all this excitement I need a little bit of a lie down.

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samnewman I was in the middle of creating this slide (wrt patch hygiene) and had to stop half-way through and ask myself - ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lV

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GiovanniTorre For university students who don’t want the hassle of switching on the kettle. pic.twitter.com/ReDn3CpWVC

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johnb78 Me: using rum as money was the dumbest possible government-backed currency move in the history of Australia
NSW Gov..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZZ

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@RichardTuffin @KKeneally The Oz is already reporting that KK has got it.

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Not only can the White House not get its ducks in a row, it doesn’t even have any ducks.

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GuardianJessica JOB ALERT: The Guardian in Australia is hiring for an Indigenous Affairs editor position. gnm.taleo.net/careersection/…

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JohnQuiggin If mining ended tomorrow, China could reduce its coal consumption by an amount comparable to its entire im..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8J

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Hey @dobes I’m gonna get Ebooks to write my next few columns. twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…

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faisalhalabi Bit of a long shot, but I’m doing a small piece about New Zealand’s role, and about any New Zealanders who were inv..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UX

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OzKitsch Wallaby on the Sydney Harbour Bridge? Pah!
dictionaryofsydney.org/media/2887 pic.twitter.com/tykYgxP4DI

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dobes If you had a steak, and it was left on a bbq for a decade, then you decided to take the ashes, and put them into an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BP

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@upulie Sure, but tell us more about the nachos.

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my_humble_imho @aravosis There is no way Trump is 6’ 3”. Obama is listed as 6’1’. Jared is listed as 6’3”. pic.twitter.com/yVbMV6uAJ5

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daviottenheimer let’s be honest here: “vulnerable to cyberweapons” is a super shady way to avoid writing “poorly maintained, with i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VS

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The really sad thing about That Caleb in Adelaide is that he’s ruined the name for anyone else.

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@davispg Hey, it starts off talking about a Smart City. That’s Clover-grade bullshit right up front.

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mlroach “Why don’t any senior engineers apply here?!”

Careers page talks about ping-pong tables but not parental leave

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I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW. twitter.com/SBSOnDemand/st…

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@davispg Each buzzword is worth an extra $10k pa salary.

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DDsD We’re doomed. twitter.com/Souffungy/stat…

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RealNickHodge Andrew Constance proposes to replace all NSW Train Drivers with the Blockchain.

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@HazRobert Silly you, thinking that reporting on Parliament is the only kind of journalism there is. (Though if you..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xc

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The ACT is looking for a new Chief Digital Officer. themandarin.com.au/87486-canberra…

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By “values” they mean “costs”. twitter.com/JennieDuke/sta…

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@ZenithBreitling I know. I don’t know how people do it.

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Journalism is so much work! You have to get facts and check them and everything.

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TIL that Victoria now has an independent crime statistics agency like NSW @BOCSAR, called… wait for it… the Cri..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YY

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CryptoCobain Yo yo where’s that Bitconnect guy that always tweets me at right now pic.twitter.com/qiA8Cl62Ja

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DennisPerkins5 L: Vikings running back Latavius Murray. R: Donald Trump. Both listed officially at 6’3”/235 lbs. pic.twitter.com/nGEB0VdK33

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All corporate executives should be required to communicate with the rest of their organisation ONLY by phoning in f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2O

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While the Customer Service Human tries to find the information I need, the on-hold music is some ketamine-based sax..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TV

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@davispg @VicRoads This is the exact problem. Now contact details on the @VicRoads website for their media team. Co..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lQ

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Did you know that the @VicRoads Sunshine office is moving? The Gloom office remains where it is.

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Imagine if you were in a shop waiting to be served, and the entire time there was some twat standing right next to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FG

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“Did you know —”
YES I BLOODY DO KNOW BECAUSE I’VE HEARD YOU SAY IT 372 TIMES ALREADY.”

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Gotta love government agencies that have a 10-minute phone queue, and then play you a loop of cheerful but patronis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3a

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upulie 2017 ain’t done yet twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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If you like, I can show you on the doll. twitter.com/rycrozier/stat…

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upulie “men’s only cut of ?”
Just going to allocate the next five minutes to PMSL pic.twitter.com/HgXyQcxNG2

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_youhadonejob1 When hashtags go wrong. pic.twitter.com/tZfC8qoCR7

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To be fair, the missile warning system doesn’t consume more CPU cycles than simulating the galaxy. twitter.com/asjonish/statu…

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@DavidFeng I KNOW BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD SHOUT AT YOU ANYWAY.

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BrendanNyhan So meta it hurts twitter.com/christinawilki…

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@DavidFeng NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TRAINS.

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MichaelRoddan read 👊 my 👊 yarn 👊 because 👊 it 👊 took 👊 me 👊 FIVE 👊 MONTHS 👊 to 👊 get 👊 these 👊 documents 👊 under 👊 our 👊 lousy 👊..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dq

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@DavidFeng Oddly enough, the story I’m chasing does involve transport, but not trains.

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@DavidFeng No, alas. I just looked at the ‘pedia. I have to commit some acts of journalism this afternoon.

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@DavidFeng That IS a nice-looking station.

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snurbbotinfo I have to run away from the rubbery Putin.

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I had a little Yueyang before I got out of bed this morning. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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harikunzru Two things here:

a) Being a dad is actually the opposite of emasculating, so you don’t need the kid to look like..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…C2

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kylegriffin1 Steve Bannon told the House Intel Committee that the White House instructed him not to answer questions related to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rw

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The latest @lexiconvalley podcast from @JohnHMcWhorter is excellent. “There Are Two N-Words”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4J

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Oops, wrong minister. Still, this would seem to work well as an all-purpose dead cat. twitter.com/ahcayley/statu…

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I tell you what, with the state’s rail workers to go on strike soon, this is an awesome dead cat to throw on the ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pH

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eskimo_sparky Are we there yet?

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4eyes_ I found this in a charity shop. It used to sing a tune, now all it says is “Skin” 👀 pic.twitter.com/QqbvrVxdu8

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This is an extremely valuable addition to the genre, and will be loved by everyone from @GreenJ to @dobes and beyon..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZY

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EdKrassen BREAKING: CNN reports that Steve Bannon is still testifying before the House Judiciary Committee. It’s going on 11 hours of testimony.

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TVofCarringbush @bendreyfuss Don’t start us on Americans and geography…

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bendreyfuss UPDATE 2: Australians, a resilient, persistent, and attractive people descended from bread thieves, continue to twe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qM

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bendreyfuss UPDATE: According to the 800 replies to this tweet, they say “shithouse” in Australia, a country over by Hawaii. twitter.com/bendreyfuss/st…

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@onthemedia Listening to the @onthemedia item “The Fake News Crisis That Wasn’t” is 7 minutes well spent. wnyc.org/story/re-evalu…

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oberonsghost Troll level: Expert. twitter.com/Flaminhaystack…

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NuclearAnthro Did the Japanese see our fuck up in Hawaii and do this to be polite and let us feel less bad about it?

Like at a d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sd

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MedicaIGuide Blood vessels of a person who donated their body to science. pic.twitter.com/Znok81eT4y

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@wombat1974 Wait. There’s another dumpster BEHIND Fairfax?

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@JustJimWillDo Care and worry are not the same thing.

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Should anyone care, I’ll be in Sydney tomorrow afternoon.

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david_j_roth Doctor now reporting that Trump is 75 inches in height and, because he is made entirely of meringue, weighs only 36..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PF

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Listening to @onthemedia “Outrage Machine” wnyc.org/story/on-the-m… It begins with an interview with Michael Wolff,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nY

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johnb78 I hope she went through with it pic.twitter.com/bILHdtHcDy

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@bastardsheep @trib That’s more disappointment than a startling.

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Histreepix Due to a brief malfunction in our ozone, plummeting cats became a regular hazard for pilots. Sydney, 1996-2007. pic.twitter.com/aJ7aBVtNNJ

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Histreepix Jane Fonda shits a cat. Los Angeles, 1962. pic.twitter.com/iEXXS8CwOw

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New Moon is in a little under three hours, at 1317 AEDT.

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Wed plan, rough draft: Slow start (only now in progress); laundry; sort of schedule the next couple of weeks, inclu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5j

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@CooperTubmaker They’re all good notes, yes, though we’re got a f ew different things on the go. Hope it’s working for you.

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My sleep patterns have become really, really annoying. Solutions will be sought.

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Here, this is already handled by the NSW Workplace Surveillance Act 2005. www6.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdb… twitter.com/HannahD15/stat…

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Peter_Atwater Sadly, it appears that Kodak’s core business skill was entering new markets late.

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I have never been startled by a pineapple. I’ve been thinged a few different things by a pineapple, but never start..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k9

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My now-compulsory vivid dreams have been particularly disturbing and confusing, so I’m not sure how much I’ll accomplish today.

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Acosta As I attempted to ask questions in Roosevelt Room of Trump, WH press aides shouted in my face to drown out my quest..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ab

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@glengyron This is fine. I need to take a leak anyway.

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kcarruthers 🍿🍿🍿 twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Why are people being surprised by pineapples?

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HunterDK The only reason I doubt Russia has a Trump sex tape is because if a Trump sex tape existed he almost certainly woul..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9t

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Wednesday. Will there be cake? Wednesday.

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