Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 19th, 2018

I’m definitely going away now, because this is all getting out of hand.

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@_midofo_ @mpesce @swearyanthony @DDsD Well my childhood memory is that it was quite big, and it had one of those m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nQ

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@mpesce @swearyanthony @DDsD And there’s a finite number. This is the point. Kinda.

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@mpesce @swearyanthony @DDsD So what you’re saying is that cryptocurrency is like my childhood bag of marbles.

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@mpesce @swearyanthony @DDsD Also, the creation of a federal reserve.

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@carolduncan Even so. The Shitkansen on a Friday night is pretty grim.

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musalbas Haha, in this ICO “audit”, they put the smart contract’s code (.sol file) through a VirusTotal…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9B

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@RealNickHodge Well obviously. Der. But I don’t have the readies. Sad panda.

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@carolduncan I’d love to, but it’s a little late to catch the to Strathfield and then the Shitkansen t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sa

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This was a pretty big deal at the time. twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…

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DeathMedieval A stranger, died 1304 by a certain stick made in the shape of a fist with a sharp iron on the head. For the stick, 1d.

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@smperris That’s really up there with COMINT//NOFORN, I know.

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@smperris Can’t you just email the files to the printer at your local library?

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@swearyanthony Writing in regulator-speak or judge-speak is an art. I love it when it’s done well. I think I’d have..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oa

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ron_fournier Who’s gonna tell him? twitter.com/billoreilly/st…

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@swearyanthony Oh agreed, I read the bits you quoted. Fierce.

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SpencerHowson Hold the front page! twitter.com/newsandstar/st…

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@jeamland @franksting Here we go. “Fictitious numbers for film, TV & radio” at @TheACMA. acma.gov.au/Citizen/Phones…

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CeciMula I JUST ASKED SIRI IF A CERTAIN BOY WOULD EVER TEXT ME AND SHE SENT A TEXT SAYING WILL YOU EVER TEXT ME TO HIM. My f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KJ

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@franksting @jeamland The prefix 555 is reserved specifically for use in fiction. I forget the Australian equivalents, but we have them.

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Hush_Kit “The Ye-150 series could out-drag and out-climb any fighter in the world, and looked exceptionally mean. The Ye-150..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pY

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RealTimeWWII UK public getting slack over air raids: a judge at the Old Bailey court just had to remind 2 men, who he had just s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…et

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KeithOlbermann GORILLA CHANNEL LIVES twitter.com/bendreyfuss/st…

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realDonaldTrump@catpenis: @realDonaldTrump I respect your integrity sir. Rock on.”

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pixelatedboat Bitcoins are created by “bitcoin mining”, which generates new bitcoins from the energy expended explaining bitcoin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ka

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The personalities of Barack Obama and Donald Trump are virtually indistinguishable.

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@DawsonEJ Seeing Letterman do a serious long interview, punctuated with archival photos, it’s a great combination.

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Watching the first episode of David Letterman’s new show, “My Next Guest Needs No Introduction”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fr

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This tweet is a lie. I can’t be arsed doing this tonight. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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What would Donald Trump have to do to match this? twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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samkimasia Sign says “We welcome Visa” but barber in this rural town hosting Olympics says “I don’t take credit c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bt

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So earlier today Australia’s Bureau of Meteorology put on record that it has “no relationship with the Illuminati”…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cO

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edwest People with Norman surnames were 8x more likely than the population as a whole to be MPs until 1800. From Gregory C..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NT

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Liberationtech Wow, @TheEconomist is calling for antitrust regulation against tech giants, passing laws to grant users’ ownership..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OZ

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smartbrain 5,000 baht ($157) fine for false declaration of assets by former director general of the department of special inve..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ee

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Listening to “Radio Atlantic: The Presidential Fitness Challenge” from @TheAtlantic theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “How Australia’s government-by-parrot is flying backward on drones” zdnet.com/article/how-au…

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“How to quote Monty Python without being annoying” sbs.com.au/movies/article… Attn: @Resign_In_Shame

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jxeeno 🎵🎶 you are not alone 🎶🎵 pic.twitter.com/id7WzABqCy

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JohnBirmingham This feels like a very big drinking Friday here in Straya. Spare a thought for the hard working telephone scammers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…92

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NicholasFryer Fucking Illuminati. twitter.com/p_hannam/statu…

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@Heterocatalytic @HamWa07 @NuclearAnthro It’s 1500 on Friday here. The national care factor is plummeting.

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@NuclearAnthro I’m stimulating debate on an important global security issue.

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tamir_i “The Role of Encryption in Australia” <–- very timely report from @accessnow as Australia contemplates regulation..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VZ

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BillKristol Who among us hasn’t created a Delaware LLC to pay an adult film star hush money? twitter.com/jdawsey1/statu…

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SamGrittner Orbs in the streets, Forbes in the sheets.

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COMMlEdaughter please do not use words like “policeman” or “policewoman.” Use gender neutral terms like “tools of the capitalist b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ll

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AndrewNadeau0 TODD THE INEPT ANGEL: Finished making snakes!
GOD: That’s grea—where are their legs?
TODD THE INEPT ANGEL: You didn.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nEh

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IMPORTANT LIFE TIP.

This is the alcohol equivalent of turning all your leftovers in the fridge into a casserole. twitter.com/whiteswine/sta…

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@TatteredRemnant @jonkudelka @bunjaree That’s not a sentence I expected to be writing today.

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@TatteredRemnant @jonkudelka @bunjaree With this fine weather, we’ve got plenty of solar coming in. We could keep t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vd

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@jonkudelka Oh excellent. There’s my weekend sorted.

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It seems that @NuclearAnthro isn’t understanding the real risks from electromagnetic pulse (EMP) attacks. Can you e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kf

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It seems that @jonkudelka isn’t understanding why electromagnetic radiation is such a health hazard. Can you enligh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…56

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dril “horny” has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined

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“Radio Atlantic: How Has America Changed Since 1968?” from @TheAtlantic is a good listen. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

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paulwiggins Russian troll factories have all the finesse of the Cleveland Browns.

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“Cyber Research Centre labels Australia’s counter-threat capacity ‘relatively weak’” by @ashabeeeee (16 Jan) zdnet.com/article/cyber-…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “How Australia’s government-by-parrot is flying backward on drones” zdnet.com/article/how-au…

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@NicholasFryer Glad to be of help in enhancing government transparency,

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@NicholasFryer @dobes @rohan_p I should mention that Dr Andrew Johnson is CEO and Director of Meteorology at the Au..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cu

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@NicholasFryer @dobes @rohan_p Those are the only times the Illuminati have been mentioned in the 45th Parliament…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dU

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@NicholasFryer @dobes @rohan_p KEY ITEM: Senate Environment and Communications Legislation Committee, 23 [!] Octobe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ka

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@NicholasFryer @dobes @rohan_p The remaining three mentions of the Illuminati in the Senate are all from Barnaby Jo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kx

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@NicholasFryer @dobes @rohan_p OK, back to it. Here’s more Barnaby Joyce, this time with a theory about the Labor P..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4A

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@NicholasFryer @dobes @rohan_p I must take a momentary break from this, however, because I’ve received a request to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ad

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@NicholasFryer @dobes @rohan_p Why yes, I am going through Hansard for all references to the Illuminati.

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@NicholasFryer @dobes @rohan_p Here’s Barnaby Joyce on the Illuminati in relation to the Murray-Darling Basin schem..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…95

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@NicholasFryer @dobes @rohan_p “Maybe the lizard people, those humanoid lizard creatures…”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RM

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@NicholasFryer @dobes @rohan_p “Transgender pixies riding their solar-powered unicorns over oh-so-sustainable rainb..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lJ

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NicholasFryer My god, what was the bloody question? twitter.com/TomMcIlroy/sta…

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Watch this. Just watch it.

Please learn to pay attention to what’s happening around you. Situational awareness isn..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9v

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains drones and parrots.

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pixelatedboat Stormy Daniels: “Trump put an album on to ‘set the mood’. It was Ænima. He spent twenty minutes trying to explain w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uA

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Fri plan: Slow start (done); write for @zdnetaustralia (now, almost); triage the inbox; TGIF. It’s more or less the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…B1

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HeerJeet Me December 28, 2017. I didn’t realize how true this would turn out to be twitter.com/HeerJeet/statu…

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formalbeer @johnb78 The canny investor knows theres opportunities in having your mangled body stuck under a log in a mangrove

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Here’s a suggestion for @BuzzFeedOzPol. Compile a table of politicians’ names and their preferred spanking title.

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@JustJimWillDo Why would you imagine I didn’t know that?

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Oddly enough, a hardback probably would work as well.

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juhasaarinen bit.ly/2mOB5AQ “L׳ADROIT – A spaceborne ultraviolet laser system for space debris clearing”. Let’s add somtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…KmwX

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@JustJimWillDo This is not a question I expected to be asked today, so I’m afraid I am completely unprepared.

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dobes Did you know you can also use a working blender as underwear, if you are careful about it? twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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@dobes @techoglot @todddavies Has no one told you about the difference between wet electricity and dry electricity?

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This is a whole different question, and one that my legal team advises me not to answer. twitter.com/edbott/status/…

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No one has ever spanked me with a copy of Forbes magazine.

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@techoglot @dobes @todddavies Sorry, you’re right. What was I even thinking!

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@dobes @todddavies I wonder if anyone’s thought about handing the design of generation and power grids to engineers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UY

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So here’s a thread about yesterday’s electricity prices. It contains much hilarity. HT @todddavies. twitter.com/JoshFrydenberg…

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MachinePix French tattoo artist JC Sheitan Tenet has a specialized prosthetic arm tattoo gun. pic.twitter.com/Nh3I1wg44J

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@dobes Bitcoin really is just a series of tubes.

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@dobes The true purpose of the Snowy Mountains Bitcoin Storage Scheme 2.0.

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@dobes I do like the idea that Bitcoin is powered by coal, though.

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@LizDolphinfluff @damonschultz I guess this will depend on the strength of the far-right social conservatives and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CQ

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dobes So if I read this right, basically, the federal government would want to promote bitcoin because they love coal so..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UQ

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@voltagex @lca2018 That’s because I’ll be there.

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Pro Tip: You don’t have to be that stupid all of the time.

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GreenJ third warmest year ever. twitter.com/australian/sta…

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radionz Jacinda Ardern plans to work “right up until we’re ready to go,” so doesn’t yet know where she’ll give birth. A jou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uv

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viveka The Brave New World where artists assert their moral rights under the copyright act 1968 to prevent the use of thei..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hh

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jmodoh Jacinda Ardern isn’t the first Prime Minister to be pregnant while holding office - Benazir Bhutto was pregnant wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3M

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bradheath The LLC was formed ten days after the Washington Post published Trump’s lewd remarks in an Access Hollywood outtake. twitter.com/jdawsey1/statu…

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MikeCarlton01 “Gay music…” twitter.com/realmarklatham…

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NYT_first_said cryptocoins

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thegrugq Weather forecast is for more email leaks soon.

Enjoy this missive with stumbling English, bizarre wording, and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qZ

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start, as has become usual; write for @zdnetaustralia; start sorting through inbox and notes..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S4

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ScottLimbrick absolutely loving the new @auspost stamps pic.twitter.com/TQ5mU3mHE3

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@oliyoung I’m not much of a film watcher. At least I don’t rush to see them. It’s some years since I’ve seen a movi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wX

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smurray38 Imagine. Jacinda Ardern is going to have her time taken up with an attention seeking infant, much dependent on liqu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0L

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@NewtonMark @AirservicesNews I had no doubt that it was real. I don’t think I’ve ever be @chrisbrownie, but I alway..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…a8

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Can I say that I’m not even out of bed yet but I just know that this will be my happiest tweet of the day. twitter.com/jameswest2010/…

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chrisbrownie Sydney gloating. Again pic.twitter.com/HDXRlned5t

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I’m feeling like a bit of a goose now. This is probably correct. I’ll be lazy, though, and let someone else explain..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…F7

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@purserj @MikeStuchbery_ But “Giles” is a Norman French name. This is a poorly concealed false flag operation. And..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hq

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GreenJ early indications of the coming apocalypse. twitter.com/laureningram/s…

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stonecold2050 I found your deal of the day! pic.twitter.com/ZdxtuQcBJf

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GreenJ Carl Philipp Emanuel Wombach twitter.com/Terrytoo69/sta…

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@techoglot Yeah I thought I’d let that one through to the keeper.

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Waiting for someone to make a “This is a bit fishy” joke in 5… 4… 3…

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Announcing a pregnancy with a picture of fish-hooks is novel.

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And now we get to watch people’s minds explode..twitter.com/jc_cummins/sta…BQ

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spartanwarriors Dynamic bronze statue of the ancient athlete known as the ‘Apoxyomenos’ after its excavation in 1896 at Ephe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PN

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“Sorry, everyone. The first picture was a lie. Here is a second picture. It is also a lie.” twitter.com/CivilBeat/stat…

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Friday. You will be judged for neatness and poise as much as for correctness. This is the new regime that They insist upon. Friday.

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