Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 20th, 2018

@incog_guy @TwitterAU Meh. Thought I’d get the first bit out of the way before checking. Ta.

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intelwire It’s going to be a long day, isn’t it twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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To be fair, poker machines are right at the top of intellectual challenges for Tasmanians. Give the poor sods a bre..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kD

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@jpwarren “WTF am I even doing here?” must be a common feeling amongst the performers in a Gondry video.

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NSWRFS Dipper Rd Fire, : latest linescan of the fire taken this evening from a aircraft. Brighter areas ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s0

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DylanReeve I had no idea rockets were routinely filled with cured salmon. twitter.com/rocketlab/stat…

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dubsteppenwolf Who the hell are y’all trying to fool with this “sexbots will replace human women” shit anyway. I’ve been inside yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nz

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@twiddlekins There’s a bunch of behind-the-scenes videos on the Tube of Ewes in their channel. One may be technical?

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MattTurner4L I don’t quite know what to say pic.twitter.com/jhjGcxcuER

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I would be grateful if someone could get me a subscription to this fine journal. scarfolk.blogspot.com.au/2017/10/the-ri… pic.twitter.com/Ql0kq2kgCt

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SkotArmstrong I had that dream again pic.twitter.com/IFIzyFEJtK

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Eely_Delving tfw you’re not ready to remember the murders yet pic.twitter.com/pwNMDkCBwg

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@GordyPls @upulie That’s a beautiful image. Romantic, even. This is how we’ll remember the second decade of the 21s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Da

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@GordyPls @upulie Is there anything you can’t vape? And where does it cross over into, like, huffing paint?

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radicalbytes I’ve collected over 150 movies that include some form of the Stalking as Romance trope and I’m still finding more e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vK

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@onthemedia Just read “Joe Frank Signs Off” slate.com/culture/2018/0… and now listening to one of the cited episodes,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AK

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pasiphae_goals fucking a pig seems so banal now.

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@dekrazee1 I quite like the idea that the lizard’s name is David.

David A Lizard.

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I have only just heard of the late Joe Frank, who seems to have created some magnificent radio / audio art…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7g

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YourTextSpoken CRIMECOP

Written by @thomas_violence
Narrated by @YourTextSpoken

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@upulie @GordyPls If you were really cool you’d just vape your mi goreng. twitter.com/TheDanAnimal/s…

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Techmoan When you make a video explaining why you’re not in the slightest bit interested in all the HiFi audiophile nonsense..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kT

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ExcelPope Let’s build an artificial mountain that’s higher than Everest. Or drain the Bristol Channel, to give people in Wale..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lO

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QJernalisms SPOILER: Put it on food. twitter.com/theage/status/…

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This sounds like a metaphor for something. twitter.com/dekrazee1/stat…

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thehistoryguy Happy Anniversary! pic.twitter.com/UFE5IcgiU5

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GordyPls This is an actual ad the City of Los Angeles posted for a graphic designer and it has brightened my 2018 immeasurab..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pI

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I don’t like Justin new shoes very much. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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cambuntu Big fire south of Sydney this afternoon. instagram.com/p/BeKXkrnHH5v/

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SquigglyRick they’re evolving bloody hell pic.twitter.com/HWpCp1d47Z

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miss_shiny the fire as seen from Redfern instagram.com/p/BeKKdAdhDdx/

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justin_halpern The sex stuff in the Trump-Stormy Daniels interview is bizarre but I think this is by far the weirdest thing in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4i

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“Trump-Russia inquiry is told Nigel Farage may have given Julian Assange data” theguardian.com/politics/2018/…

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@marcuskelson @Kay1Denise @ladyhana A rule I’ve applied during nearly every visit to a nightclub.

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jxeeno trump must be devastated he doesn’t live in Australia right now. pic.twitter.com/B4rQwdYkYQ

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NateSilver538 A government shutdown would be one of the most important political events of all time since last Thursday.

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LowkeyNerdy all i gotta say is we weren’t eating tide pods while obama was president

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If the word doesn’t already exist, I propose the term “muskfapping”.

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Another one for the Musketeers to fap themselves over. twitter.com/TomthunkitsMin…

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BrandDNA Sweet set of wheels out front of QT on the Gold Coast. pic.twitter.com/hSfmFkeW2M

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steveagee Stormy Daniels is the porn star from the scene in The 40 Year-Old Virgin where Steve Carell is trying to masturbate..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wn

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@marcuskelson @Kay1Denise @ladyhana Do not pick up dead bats. I have received knowledgeable advice that their excel..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tq

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Arithmetic must work differently in Washington DC.

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@dobes @rohan_p Herewith, in the comments, a rabbit hole. “Pseudolaw: Debunking sovereign citizens, freemen-on-the-..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oq

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NSWRFS DC10 Nancy Bird in action over one of the fires in the Royal National Park. Retardant being used to help slow the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X5

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johnb78 “Nathaniel sits on a spike, and I sit on Nathaniel. Two spikes would be an extravagance” pic.twitter.com/RXhABGh46S

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@NewtonMark “Words. What do they want? And what do they even mean? We’ll find out after the break.”

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@ashabeeeee @dobes I dunno, but it certain has its ups and downs.

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@SwiftOnSecurity I really hope you meant “serve” and not “service”.

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Stonekettle Literally: ONLY WHITE PEOPLE ARE AMERICANS.

This is literally what they are saying right here. twitter.com/FoxNews/status…

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Why are New Zealanders shooting down the ISS? twitter.com/CosmicRami/sta…

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mark_essig My seatmate, CLT➡️AVL, is this handsome duck named Daniel. His gentle quacking eases the sadness of leaving . pic.twitter.com/iDKWCceAFi

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@ladyhana The dogs will probably maul @marcuskelson to death once they’re back home.

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Taking a dog to play in the park, Australian edition. 39C is 102F. twitter.com/marcuskelson/s…

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@noreasonspec No. I think I read his bio and filed him under “wanker”.

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I decided to grab this little book ‘cos Amazon has marked down the Kindle edition by shirtloads. pic.twitter.com/5lD9nTfZln

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NSWRFS Waterbombing aircraft being used to help slow large fire burning in Royal National Park. Two confirmed fires. Park..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Av

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reubenacciano It’s just social Darwinism, *let* the kids eat .

I don’t want anyone that stupid for a boss in ten years’ time.

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EsotericCD Steve Bannon’s fav/unfav is 5/49.

That’s deeply impressive in its own way. twitter.com/mmurraypolitic…

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@munin I once thought about setting up a numbers Twitter bot. I may still do.

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mattyglesias Want to feel old?

Michael Wolff’s “Fire and Fury” was released about two weeks ago.

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@damovisa Of course. It’s @CARROT_app Weather. iOS only, though.

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JosephTexDozier This. Is. Incredible.

Thank you, @CapLounge. Your public service is commendable.

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NSWRFS We now have two fires confirmed in the Royal national Park along Sir Bertram Stevens Drive. Updates and advice at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3O

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@phbarratt On the other hand, perhaps our correspondent is thinking of unmanned undersea drones which could seek ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jk

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@phbarratt Imagine the cacophony of signals this fleet of drones would need to communicate back to humans in comman..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…x7

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Now playing: Boards of Canada, “Aquarius (Version 3)” from the Peel Session EP. youtube.com/watch?v=OdrgJI…

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The standard flightpath from Sydney up to the hospital in Katoomba (like today) or beyond to Lithgow or Bathurst or..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xe

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I can now identify an AgustaWestland AW139 from its sound alone. Today’s is RSCU209. pic.twitter.com/CFilidr8BF

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FogleBird Five Seconds of Donkey Kong.

The NES has 2048 bytes of RAM. I snapshotted the RAM at each frame (6..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JX

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@bernietb I don’t, but when I younger, much younger, I did have hair like this. pic.twitter.com/4DKDoqJ9XT

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ericgeller Spotted on a telephone pole in D.C. pic.twitter.com/U2B3hn7S2J

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SydneyTom_ Make America Gag Again pic.twitter.com/o43MZt783G

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@alexdante @damonism @bunjaree @R_Chirgwin On now THAT’S how you get rid of possums. Next problem: How to get rid of the snake.

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@twiddlekins I’ve never eaten wallaby, but I assume it’s pretty much the same as kangaroo. Except for swamp wallabies aka black stinkers.

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@damonism @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Powerful Owls are big and, erm, powerful. And they can scare the fuck out of you wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…27

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Wallabies are idiots.

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@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @damonism Per a photo previously posted, the only Ringtail Possum I’d seen consisted solely o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Iw

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Stonekettle The fuck, the utter fuck, is wrong with these people?

Did the Botox soak into her brain? twitter.com/JudgeJeanine/s…

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GordyPls “When is your national day?”

“May 8.”

“Why?”

“Maaaaayte.”

“That’s stupid.”

“The previous date was the annivers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vv

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effies YOU GUYS
Australian opium farmers found mysterious crop circles in their fields.
The culprits: wallabies who got h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…og

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@damonism I’m pretty sure we’ve got a couple possums nearby, but we have a surfeit of critters here at @bunjaree. M..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…58

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Congratulations to the fathers on the occasion of their child’s first birthday. Best wishes to the happy couple. twitter.com/AndrewPStreet/…

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“Hot possums in your area. Call now.” twitter.com/damonism/statu…

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I’ll be at bits of , as will @dobes. I’ll be looking at the program tomorrow. Please let me know if you rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jN

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@ladyhana @RuthanneReid @Airhawk360 @RobbieG19266199 Thanks, I think. I’d thought it was more like something we should apologise for.

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Well I suppose it’s cheaper than putting them into a concentration camp. twitter.com/JulieBishopMP/…

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Days later, at Seven News Melbourne:
News Director: “Hold my beer…twitter.com/crikey_news/st…A8

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@DanielOCnr @munin @RANDCorporation I knew that it existed, but I didn’t know it was open to the public. I’ll have a play later.

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Making people ride up Willunga Hill twice is cruel. twitter.com/BMCProTeam/sta…

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redheadedgirl He’s not old enough to rent a car, Karen. twitter.com/vibeahoiic/sta…

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@DanielOCnr @munin @RANDCorporation Well yes, but sometimes I like to pretend that I know about technology and info..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jm

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MarkDiStef .@pixelatedboat’s latest is another banger. twitter.com/socarolinesays…

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70sscifiart Illustration from the 1975 Soviet children’s book “Home in Orbit” 70sscifiart.tumblr.com/post/169777317… pic.twitter.com/Di8mPn37qU

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This has to be the most Adelaide tweet of all time. twitter.com/KeithConlon/st…

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broderick 1960: In the future, we’ll be able to take a flying car to the moon

2018: We used the data from our porn site to p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…90

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@DanielOCnr @munin I should probably actually read the @RANDCorporation paper. Some of their people know me, and I’ll get grief if I don’t.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I like the idea of a suburban car park being an election issue.

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I embarrassed to say that I only got 5/10 in this quiz, and I’ve watch all of “Veep” at least twice. twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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railmaps The Adelaide Advertiser really need to apologise to Joni Mitchell for that one. twitter.com/nick_xenophon/…

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Stonekettle You will never have as much fun as these two doggos chasing a drone

It takes a lot to tire out a beagle, even mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6L

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SwiftOnSecurity Having IT control who has access to purchase order PDFs on a file server is like having janitors control who gets t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fp

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@munin True. Phoneme-level audio editing is an uncommon skill, and time consuming. Real time synthesis, or near so, is a bit different.

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@kcarruthers @farrm51 Many years ago I did a vox pop in Rundle Mall, asking people about their plans for the day, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ur

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The other place where the sun don’t shine. twitter.com/NicholasFryer/…

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Mind you, we’ve been able to cut up previous recordings at the syllable and even phoneme level ever since we’ve had..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g1

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@farrm51 @kcarruthers Don’t forget the tan suit. That should’ve been an impeachment offence right there.

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This man is seriously over-thinking the concept. It worries me. twitter.com/engin_eer/stat…

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JeromeTaylor Headline of the week goes to… twitter.com/LowyInstitute/…

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“Allegedly passed out drunk on Bay Bridge, Tesla driver claims car was on ‘autopilot’” sfgate.com/bayarea/articl… HT..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tP

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dailydot Hotel bans bloggers after ‘social media influencer’ asks for 5 free nights: dailydot.com/upstream/elle-… pic.twitter.com/kbHbWSWHvr

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If you’re getting your randomness from lava lamps then that’s quality work. twitter.com/troyhunt/statu…

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OKnox “whatever could go wro-” [bursts into flames, reaches for bucket to put out the fire but the bucket has acid in it,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vJ

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Stochu How a Canadian is born. pic.twitter.com/hICZTC8VSN

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Collective IQ of the internet to rise 6 points. twitter.com/DDsD/status/95…

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@NuclearAnthro It’s fabulous work. Surely one hand grenade would’ve been enough to begin with.

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@paulkidd We need to work in a drone angle. We’ll already have the conception and consent for same on the blockchain.

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@munin Bicycles with a branded storage box on the back, containing a selection of wire hooks and plastic bags, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NG

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I probably shouldn’t have tweeted that, because some idiot will do it.

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VC funding inbound for “Uber, but for abortions”. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@DDsD @mpesce You face is in your Twitter profile. It’s all been done already.

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“Sad! China ranks ahead of US in new global leadership poll” from @shanghaiist medium.com/shanghaiist/sa…

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PulpLibrarian The 1983 Apple t-shirt. Comes in crew neck or French cut… pic.twitter.com/bueqYaFB1e

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TerribleMaps If Great Britain was located next to Japan pic.twitter.com/bAtWI9afSr

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BestTraveI Cambridge, United Kingdom pic.twitter.com/2nkZk47nHN

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Why did it take them so long to figure out that Silicon Valley is a hole? One glance should have been enough. twitter.com/AsherOfLA/stat…

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Doorbells go the way of water taps in luxury hotel bathrooms. twitter.com/reckless/statu…

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StromloANU Check out this image of Canberra, the Brindabellas and beyond, captured by Wednesday’s 2 flight. This wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bA

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NuclearAnthro I thought the supposed point of nuclear weapons was to avoid major power conflict and “big wars.”

The fragile masc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fG

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@zdnetaustralia Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Business must tone down its lust for big data” zdnet.com/article/busine…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “How Australia’s government-by-parrot is flying backward on drones” zdnet.com/article/how-au…

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Sat plan: No plans. I’m hoping nothing changes that.

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Saturday. Definitely no involvement of the Illuminati. Saturday.

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