Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 21st, 2018

Interesting tale of PRC activities allegedly screwing up an iPhone. I’ll read this properly tomorrow morning. twitter.com/BaldingsWorld/…

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burgotastic One leg at a time, like everyone else. twitter.com/Slate/status/9…

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JamColley that does sound like a hell of a threesome. pic.twitter.com/FgNf5Henvq

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spookyDichotomy suddenly remembered when I explained updog to my father and he didn’t even blink, just said “oh, we had something l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pf

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drinksmcgee Patrick Stewart gives the worst presents ever. pic.twitter.com/EwfNGAQots

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@_midofo_ I was seriously considering cartography as a path when I was finishing school.

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@realist @linuxconfau Given that’s beyond my control, like so much of the world, I’ll just do something else.

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I’d also factor in the amount of land at each latitude, but then I’m not sure what we’re trying to show here.

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Using the Mercator projection for the first map is misleading. There’s more surface of the Earth at low latitudes,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xa

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So, kids, @linuxconfau starts in Sydney on Mon morning, in just 12 hours. I plan to be down there Wed-Fri. I may wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mw

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Mr @antoniodini, apart from being a fine gentleman, takes brilliant black and white street photography. He’s worth..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sb

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Dear America, the wonderful @roweafr has a cartoon for you. twitter.com/roweafr/status…

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oohblackdiamond this is legit one of the most impressive things on the internet pic.twitter.com/tfrG6y3JQn

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Stale white bread. Or as we usually call it, the Australian Government. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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bergs____ Who wore it better? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/QzmVQ5LGBG

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glengyron Siri give me the most tone deaf colonial take twitter.com/LucyXIV/status…

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@KrazyKarl910 @benpobjie @GordyPls This “Gospel of St Karl” is something I would like to read.

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@KrazyKarl910 @GordyPls So you’re having a go at Muslims now. Brill.

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@GordyPls @KrazyKarl910 She was the one who starred in “I Love Lucy”?

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@KrazyKarl910 @GordyPls Are you sure you’re at an actual seminary?

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@benpobjie @GordyPls @KrazyKarl910 This is why Jesus had to keep saying “So, Simon, I mean Peter. Don’t mentioned S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tj

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@KrazyKarl910 @GordyPls Surely the eradication of jeggings is an even higher priority? I mean, Jesus never wore jeg..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YO

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@grum @bunjaree @R_Chirgwin There’s plenty following me who have solar-battery systems, including @paulkidd and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S6

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@grum Even more than that, @bunjaree is completely off-grid, and @R_Chirgwin can bore you with more details of sola..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wP

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@KrazyKarl910 @GordyPls This is all part of your jihad, isn’t it.

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backt0nature Shooting a bear doesn’t make you a badass. Feeding one while her cub humps your leg definitely does. pic.twitter.com/BftYKb8wzV

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@peterw4101 Well done, petal. [Pats head gently] You’ve managed to get my point about choosing appropriate language..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7k

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“Stormy Daniels’ ‘Making America Horny Again Tour’ starts with a bang” nyp.st/2BjfgyK Ain’t capitalism gra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aM

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Re the last RT, one image has me puzzling over that vital question. How does a camel wear pants? pic.twitter.com/8p8YJktuVA

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richard_littler I have a 1980s cookbook from Kazakhstan and it’s very traumatic. It’s more like a homicide forensics report…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WK

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BBfromCanberra Despite wage stagnation and rising inequality, the number of Koalas in Australia who own large homes with swimming..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xH

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The combined egos of Silicon Valley startup founders. twitter.com/mpesce/status/…

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Tomorrow it’s going to be hotter in the Mountains than in the city. @BOM_au is forecasting a max of 35C for up here..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dV

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RIP In Peace my mentions.

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@tommysantelli @Ant_man @ztsamudzi Folks, you can drop me out of this conversation.

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Oh is that the time.

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@JaneCaro @NuclearTakes That’s right. Which is why @NuclearTakes brought us this very hot take. :)

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@Ant_man @ztsamudzi When you see a cancer, you excise it. Quickly. Efficiently. Without qualm.

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@Ant_man @ztsamudzi We have actual Nazis in the the streets of some countries, in many cases protected by and even..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LI

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@Ant_man @ztsamudzi I’ll say this bluntly, and only once. If you think what is happening is nothing but a “disagree..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hf

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@voltagex Mate. I’m on enough lists as it is. Still, I suppose I could* wear this to the ACSC Conference.

* if I w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…np

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streetartmagic David Zinn, Ann Arbor, MI, 11/15 (LP) pic.twitter.com/qITmBtF70r

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sppeoples For those who don’t know her, Duckworth is an Iraq war veteran who lost both legs when the Black Hawk she was pilot..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1r

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@WScetrine And it’s more than just us. Good discussion though.

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Listening to the BBC World documentary “Trump: A Year in Tweets”. Because I have no life. pca.st/m67E

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@voltagex Did you see any cows? There are usually cows.

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@jdub Looks like a must-watch. Thanks.

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Problem: Immature douchebro is an arsehole.
Solution: Give the douchebro billions of dollars in VC funding.
Result:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tl

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“Kalanick emerged to tell his colleagues that the president was ‘super un-pumped’,” because that’s how adults talk, apparently.

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twiddlekins @stilgherrian Psh physics. What have they done for us lately with all their cards and Ouija boards and crystals.

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“The Fall of [Uber CEO] Travis Kalanick Was a Lot Weirder and Darker Than You Thought” bloomberg.com/news/features/…

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“Tin Foil Hats Actually Make it Easier for the Government to Track Your Thoughts (Or so says ‘physics’)” (Sep 2012) theatlantic.com/health/archive…

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gths Onan the Barbarian

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@paulkidd Our friends at @BuzzFeed have out the whole test online, if you’d like to have a go. buzzfeed.com/expresident/ve…

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Cmdr_Hadfield I was in orbit during a US Govt shutdown. The Cdn Prime Minister tried to call, but no one was at NASA HQ to answer..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Rl

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fukawi2 Got a little detour over some of the @NSWRFS fires on our approach to land. If you look closely you can see a fire..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…u6

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@dmeeze @FnordNelson @dobes @rohan_p This I know. I actually did some “Physics”.

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@dobes @FnordNelson @rohan_p AHA! Conservatism is the New Counter Culture T-Shirt. “Get the matching coffee mug bef..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fH

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@dobes @FnordNelson @rohan_p But, @dobes, do you want a MAGA poster by renowned artist and patriot Jon Allen? Marke..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2A

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Now playing: Patrick DSP & DJ T-1000, “Can’t Handle It” (“Machinetalk” EP) youtube.com/watch?v=bmcHA_…

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Stonekettle Frank! Frank! Get out! THE GUNS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! twitter.com/shannonrwatts/…

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This is magnificent in so many ways. Ping @ApostrophePong. twitter.com/joyisthetics/s…

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@dobes @rohan_p I hope so. And doesn’t @jason_a_w find all the best* stuff.

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If you’ve never seen @kennwadiogbu’s work before, give yourself a treat. twitter.com/kennwadiogbu/s…

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kennwadiogbu My name is Ken Nwadiogbu. And this is my drawing with pencil. RT❤️ pic.twitter.com/5T3Mt2Z1L6

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Susan_Hennessey Imagine, for a moment, being someone—or caring about someone—whose life depended on the contents of that briefing btwitter.com/i/web/status/9…nnIs

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benpobjie Dead. All dead. Such a sad story. All of them in the same buffalo stampede. twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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REasther In less than a week New Zealand’s Prime Minister has announced she is having a baby and we have seen the first succ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g9

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@SteveMolk Exactly. So break the little fucker’s toes and make him crawl there.

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@SteveMolk Some of us travelled 40km each way to school daily when we were 12. You need to toughen him up.

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@SteveMolk Make the lazy fucker make his own way there. You just pour yourself a beer.

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@SteveMolk Mine goes OK thanks, Steve. A slow start, some work stuff out of the way, and now an afternoon of lazin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MX

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Worst ever euphemism for pulling bongs. twitter.com/mpesce/status/…

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@linuxconfau These are all noted. And yes, everyone loves their planes. twitter.com/io_eof/status/…

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@mavischicken Well there you go. Thanks for that.

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@linuxconfau While this is one strategy, I also have to consider what’s newsworthy, or at least of interest to a br..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YR

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@BXGD At least we’ve got a government. (Too soon?)

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@liquidparanoia Heh. I worked for a Fairfax-funded startup in 1995–96, then directly within the Fairfax empire withtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…jpfN

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@liquidparanoia Mate, you could lash out and spend the $3.18.

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@Katieisfree Sure. I’m not arguing against the need for a general term. I’m saying that the chosen term is rubbish..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cX

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I am now looking at the @linuxconfau conference schedule. rego.linux.conf.au/schedule/main/ Suggestions welcome.

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@munin Yes, I realise I just included @ChuckTingle in the mainstream. I’m not sure whether I should apologise for that or not.

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@munin I think it took a while for that meme to cross over into mainstream consciousness.

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snoopmary @davidfrum I don’t know any “CEO” with a clean desk in a budget crisis.

Case in point: pic.twitter.com/R99Z9fkFqr

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goldengateblond The White House released this to show how hard Trump’s working during the . He might as well be holdi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nf

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@aimee_maree @linuxconfau Thanks for the heads-up. I’m presuming @dobes and I will compare notes tomorrow morning a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hV

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@DegenerateBoy Of course. Look at the date when the question was asked. (And it wasn’t by Roberts.)

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@aimee_maree @linuxconfau I’m inside today too. I’ll only head down to Sydney for the specific things I wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pD

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Sun plan: Breakfast (done); review @linuxconfau program (now); collapse in the afternoon heat (soon after)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YM

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botandy prince harry & meghan markle choosing the commoner who will be fattened up for their wedding feast, pinching a chee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kE

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Stonekettle Several hundred years ago, they would have taken a guy this fucking stupid and put him in wooden stocks in the town..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BZ

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jmhansler A year of Trump: (Almost) everything that happened — an amazing project from my @CNNPolitics colleagues..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1f

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@FakeDanTosello @RealNickHodge @dobes Have you seen the seagulls they have in San Francisco? They’re bigger than an ox.

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@awelder Exactly. And kinda get why those bland generic terms get developed by policy wonks. But it’s very unhelpfu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bg

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No one the fuck says “Our family has experienced food insecurity”.

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Can we not say “experienced food insecurity”?

Can we say, for example, “went hungry”? Or “went hungry, or were anx..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gK

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TheTweetOfGod At this point I’m just like, whatever.

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ChristnNitemare A 1986 training guide on how to detect Satanic ritual abuse bit.ly/2Bha3au cc: @doctorow pic.twitter.com/YeQdajD8EP

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NSWRFS Crews take a breather at Garie Beach after working through the night on the fire in the Royal National Park, south..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Db

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Sun plan, rough draft: Big breakfast (soon); review @linuxconfau program; collapse in the afternoon heat;..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mD

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Coelasquid Some twitter person giving art advice: “if you draw chubby women with defined cheekbones, jaws, necks and collar bo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…O4

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Stonekettle My go-bag is a fork.

If shit falls apart, I’m eating all the preppers. twitter.com/missmayn/statu…

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TheEconomist Hedy Lamarr died 2000. A documentary restores her rightful place in the history of film and of science..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j6

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It’s one of those whatever-feels-right things.

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Or send tanks across the border into Syria.

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America shuts down. The other 96% of the world’s people shrug, mumble “That’s nice”, and get on with their day much..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vc

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umairh Totally not a prelude to genocidal implosion twitter.com/Acosta/status/…

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Wow. This is the third-best idea I’ve ever had while not wearing pants.

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Important home safety tips in this one. twitter.com/FrancescoEgro/…

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@dobes Hypothesis: All technology is intended to make humans more like octopuses. Octopus is the end state. After w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…So

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@dobes Of course octopuses can do all this shit without technology. They have the live colour-change built in. As well as the tentacles.

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I might pitch a story about hacked clothing displaying tentacle porn to @dobes. That is to say, I’ll pitch it to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zr

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That said, I kinda like the idea of a dress that has to be turned off so you can safely cross the street. Then, bec..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hu

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Fashionistas invent dynamic dazzle camouflage clothing. Pedestrians cross street. Autonomous vehicles’ brains implo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1G

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Business must tone down its lust for big data” zdnet.com/article/busine…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “How Australia’s government-by-parrot is flying backward on drones” zdnet.com/article/how-au…

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With everything that’s been happening, you may have missed this important news. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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GreenJ An interesting paradox in our moment: a political culture that simultaneously wallows in a fanciful misty nostalgia..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5S

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I might add the Oklahoma Senate to my reading list. twitter.com/socialistdogmo…

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Harryslaststand After one year as President there can be only two types of followers of the irresponsibly ignorant and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9t

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This woman, I want to meet her and congratulate her. twitter.com/larz/status/95…

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simonahac if wind farms really made people sick, most of europe would be dead.

so why was australia once ‘wind turbine syndr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pp

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JasonKander The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mh

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daviottenheimer 2018: “trust attacks have not occurred yet on financial systems”
2002: “market manipulation was a major factor in s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dQ

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abcnews ‘We will tear them down’: Turkey launches attack on US-backed Kurds in northern ab.co/2DUADcH

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tqbf Gee, it’s like, McAf is the very last person I’d think would get involved in cryptocoin Ponzi schemes. I’m shocked…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rE

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ztsamudzi Happy anniversary to the sucker punch heard round the world! pic.twitter.com/gQbAkkkhCE

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Sunday. Dust. Dust. Everything is dust. Sunday.

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