Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 29th, 2018

@Trixie_Boo @kcarruthers Thanks. Occasionally the Muse strikes.

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@haruki_zaemon I don’t, but I’ll have a listen, thanks.

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handsomemurri I’m A Caleb, Get Me Out Of Here! - in which we send Caleb Bond into the jungle. That’s it, that’s the .

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@Retrovertigo @davpope I am continually delighted by @davpope’s characterisations as well as his ability to create..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BU

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davpope The Aus Trade Medicine Show canberratimes.com.au/federal-politi… <cartoon gallery goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/pkuUC5nAJU

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It’s OK, everyone. The monkeys were just an aberration. Volkswagen, Daimler, and BMW gassed humans too. twitter.com/dwnews/status/…

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@oberonsghost @JohnBirmingham I assume that The Systems will email me when I need to renew. I’ve completely lost tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KJ

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Meltdown-Spectre amplifies call for new hardware-software contract” zdnet.com/article/meltdo…

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The new @SkyNewsAust schedule, which started today. Via @TelumMedia. pic.twitter.com/zGueWUkrbO

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TechnicallyRon Angel: “What have you done to this duck”
God: “I GAVE IT STEROIDS AND METH”
Angel: “WHY”
God: “I CALL IT A GOOSE”
A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Al

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WeWantPlates Is this:
a) A crime scene.
b) A Turner Prize entry.
c) Sea bass nailed to a floorboard at James Martin’s Chewton Gl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AH

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SteampunkMuppet My 8 year old said that if I can get 10k retweets she’ll destroy the bourgeois and seize the means of production.

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GrahamPerrettMP @murpharoo @Paul_Karp Deal.

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ArmsControlWonk SCENE: AREA 51
“Ok, who gave Zorg a fucking FitBit?”
“He was bored. He said ever since we moved him from Roswell, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tg

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adrianzenz Blow to predictive policing: Sophisticated US crime prediction algorithm that relies on 137 data points is not bett..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oh

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Ghetsuhm I have this theory that cycling is as close as a middle-class straight white guy can get to understanding Being Fem..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Z5

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His self-worth now as shrivelled as a jellyfish stranded on a noontide beach, Turnbull re-bleats the talking points..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EY

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ICYMI on Australia Day, @JohnBirmingham’s “Banzai for Victory Day!” medium.com/@JohnBirmingha… pic.twitter.com/kbpXsqBi77

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joshgnosis In hindsight, the URL for this post should have been “stop the notes” twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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OzKitsch Orgies and “hot rod” cars
Pic: @smh 1956
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@glengyron Mate are you like 12yo or something?

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@BundyB Correct. Except not correct, because ACCC has applied a big thumpy hammer to companies that try that trick.

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@primroseriordan Oops, I was on deadline and forgot to reply. Obviously I am deeply, deeply disappointed that you’v..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…m5

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@osbornep @davidbewart @AAPNewswire Heh. Yeah, you and other political reporters are the real audience for this stu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j6

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@bobblakley I WANT TO MEET THE MUTANT SPIDER.

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Good thinking. Turnbull gets quite scattered when he’s had a couple. twitter.com/stevemcilhatto…

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TheNTNews BREAKING: DARWIN THE COLDEST PLACE IN AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW. SUCK ON THAT CANBERRA AND HOBART pic.twitter.com/dnoBamDISX

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AlecMuffett . You might as well start calling this the “First World People In Third World Countries” dataset. pic.twitter.com/q8rlwTGiAm

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mitsuhiko Strava heatmap data in sparsely populated areas is interesting. I can tell that a friend is using strava because he..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2i

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Well, 32 viewers. But one would be her editor. and at least one other the PM’s media team. Plus, perhaps, The Bolte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rP

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The more I think about this, the funnier it becomes.

Major newspaper’s columnist interviews the Prime Minister liv..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Z3

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This should be “The Alex”. I’m having problems today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@PeteLawler I can still get an ordinary schnitzel at the ordinary price, but it’s just not the same.

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A six-part thriller starting this Sunday at 8.30pm on @ABCTV. twitter.com/gths/status/95…

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@ariaflame Oh now you’re just getting carried away.

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Oh poor Miranda, her livestream audience is even small than mine. I got 4x this many just reading out Paul Hanson’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rG

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glengyron Wow. So has won? New Australia Day next year? twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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It is not Schnitty Night at The alex because (a) school starts tomorrow and no one will be here; and (b) they forgo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1k

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Double Bay On Hill.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Meltdown-Spectre amplifies call for new hardware-software contract” zd.net/2DEbPED..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0i

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@secvalve No, I’m pretty sure it’s the women’s fault. Like everything else.

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A press release? A study about identity, eh? From IBM. OK, I’ll read on… pic.twitter.com/nuP3yeoupO

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icowid Then I began to experience little auditory hallucinations, as well as other assurances that the funding will go into legal.

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icowid Assuming a strong initial sale, we dont plan another offering for at least 6 beers

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petercoffee “The typical Dollar General shopper is white, working class and tends to rely on some form of government assistance..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uh

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Excellent! I can probably get hold of some Australian bee semen. twitter.com/CrimeADay/stat…

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@secvalve That does involve “talking to girls”, though, so it’s going to be tough for some guys.

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robmickey Enemies of Ed Tufte will show this to him to induce a stroke. twitter.com/justinhendrix/…

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@kheitman_au Yes, they are the traditional unit. Sorry.

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@twiddlekins A little special something to remember him by.

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Note: The Future™ didn’t just start last week. The Future™ has been happening forever. twitter.com/secvalve/statu…

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Some people forget that I’ve got folders full of Crusader Rabbit. pic.twitter.com/T3iDWdu047

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dobes the face and sitting position when you are trying to stay cool, but that raging boner just won’t quit pic.twitter.com/tu6vWcaQgB

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. Thank the gods, I’d turned off all the twitters so I didn’t see the messages from Certain People.

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I am going away now, to write the thing I said I’d write, otherwise the bearded man will become angry.

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meakoopa Sean Hannity deleting a year of his tweets pic.twitter.com/GUTjlAMHwr

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@paulwiggins Bah. They’ll only be able to “flesh out the story” with more ministerial soundbites. Bugger that. Get..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jL

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In which tedious cuckoo-clock racists do their immigrants-as-livestock thing (“carrying capacity”) and the overflow..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…b8

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@dobes They might be forced to read documents, learn how to analyse them, and talk to people who knew something about the topic.

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Exactly. If the dozen or 20 people in the room don’t all file a story with the correct talking point then they’re l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hZ

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So, Press Gallery, do your thing. Every one of you, keep asking Turnbull, Payne, and every other minister this one..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ws

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Wow, the ATO’s website is up.

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@jonoabroad Nah they’re invisible. No one knew.

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@smartbrain @jonoabroad Don’t bother, Don. Jono is basically an idiot.

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@jonoabroad The ones on the Google Maps satellite images?

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This whole album looks like a must-buy. twitter.com/OzKitsch/statu…

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Beaker Totes twitter.com/recode/status/…

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@Speechmatics To be fair to @Speechmatics, with good audio and clear voices it’s very accurate. A phone recording o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wj

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I would like to thank a @Speechmatics transcription error for producing the phrase I’ll adopt as my spy name: Victor Overdrink.

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First nominee for this week’s Bronze Neanderthal Award for Crass Marketing is @freelancer.

(Before you ask, the em..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0B

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This man is a professional. Do not try this at home. twitter.com/BennettArron/s…

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musingvirtual Retweeting because yet another tweet calling for real name verification on FB and Twitter is going viral today and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QS

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oliyoung Are all the news orgs doing some kind of online-activist-change-your-avatar thing? pic.twitter.com/OsmW4uTYrt

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ApostrophePong Blog photo gallery: At the Royal Crematorium
I don’t use a DSLR camera for a photo shoot much these days. But the d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8K

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@dobes Will they ever wake up, though?

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@dobes It could be worse. Much worse.

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rachelekleinman Serena Williams, Margaret Court, Steffi Graf…each of them is a “person” and they’ve all won 20 or more Grand Slam..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ye

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icowid At some point my friend went to roll a spliff and left, this is where every single cryptocurrency begins to fall apart

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@dfpiii @dobes This is like. Maybe @PodcastName could explore these issues, along with those raised in this tweet h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lO

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@dfpiii @dobes Sexually charged, but possibly also… awkward.

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paulkidd Cheering to read that our ethical enemies will be killing us the old-fashioned, ethical, way. twitter.com/JulianCribb/st…

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TeenVogue ALL HAIL TUX QUEEN @JanelleMonae! 🌹🌸🙌🏾 pic.twitter.com/lUimHcR7ja

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HappySinger We’ve finally found a use for, umm, ‘PR man orgies’. twitter.com/piersmorgan/st…

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dobes Nationalisation, to protect against Commies.

Oh boy, sign me up for this debate!! twitter.com/axios/status/9…

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Mon plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia; late lunch, Katoomba; more writing, in the library, with a computer; dinner, L..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GT

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@jonoabroad You should set up one of those find-my-phone things. They’re very good if you need to, you know, find your phone.

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lucyleid Let’s name our water after somewhere everyone got dysentery pic.twitter.com/hMSo5U9are

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@dfpiii @dobes You’re a Scot. You know all the good words.

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Good to see Brisbane Airport is keeping up with recent events. twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…

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NuclearAnthro This is the future we honestly deserve. twitter.com/thelateempire/…

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@R_Chirgwin I’m not explaining it here. :)

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Dear All The Media, the “secret military base” is not being “revealed” if you’re already looking at a satellite pho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WM

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@johnb78 Yeah there’s a bit too much of this “secret base revealed” stuff, with people showing how secret it was wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nM

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GreenJ righto writers … let’s be having youtwitter.com/wayneamarshall…Mz

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@dfpiii @dobes If you’re evading Interpol, though, moving will be required.

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@dobes I was very young at the time, but the dairy collapse I grew up through was more about bulk handling and drought and idiots.

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dobes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

“American beef producers and wheat farmers are furi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Df

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To be fair, most political parties should keep their candidates away from their campaigns. twitter.com/mjowen/status/…

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OhNoSheTwitnt 🎶 How many broads must a man put down before you can call him a man? How many Nazis must a white dude praise before..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…E5

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JohnAMcCloskey Kinda surprised men’s rights activists haven’t protested chess yet because the queen is too powerful.

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nprmonkeysee This is a very good joke. twitter.com/ctklimek/statu…

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MilitaryTimes The Navy is declining to make public the number and nature of disciplinary actions taken against crew members of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nn

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@haruki_zaemon Oh that’s delightful. It’s encoding and decoding XML entities something we have libraries for? What..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…N4

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@R_Chirgwin Dunno whose that is, but it’s not @CARROT_app. Lacks the class.

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@haruki_zaemon @TeaPainUSA I know, I keep doing that all the damn time.

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@timpoliti @zdnetaustralia Already done. “Could Australia replace dwindling coal exports with military kit?” (18 Se..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SY

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@dobes @dfpiii Well, I’m not very agile. And while I love his work, I suspect that @dfpiii isn’t very agile either.

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TeaPainUSA Perfect example of Russian troll farms coordinatin’ with far-right nutball blogs to generate and further..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GF

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joshgnosis A Monday morning timeline:

Pre-7am: ABC story making Abbott look bad. abc.net.au/news/2018-01-2…

9:10am: Abbott sche..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hY

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glengyron The funny thing about Ikea is they pay no tax and then preach fucking social responsibility. Fuck your corpse Ingvar Kamprad.

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parisba So, they moved the sign up higher a few months ago after people kept removing the ‘O’, so now the locals just paint..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lp

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I smell a dead cat.

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Sergeant: “Mount Tory!”
Squaddies: “Tories mounted!”
Sergeant: “Ready to blow?”
Squaddies: “Ready!”
Sergeant: “On m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pc

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catacalypto please enjoy this discourse from my facebook TL this morning pic.twitter.com/BZKmPriHue

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@dfpiii @dobes Couldn’t you just, like, not do anything to begin with and save all that bother?

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Also disgusting: Herds of cyclists arriving at a cafe. My leisurely Saturday breakfast is not your goddam locker ro..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zy

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Everything about the Meltdown / Spectre response is brilliant and as a species we should be proud. twitter.com/venzann/status…

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Further alleged plans can be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Get fully awake (“woke”?); write for @zdnetaustralia, as much as I can because there’s lots to do;..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…E5

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@marcuskelson Good. It is wrong to have fun on Twitter.

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@marcuskelson Oh please don’t promulgate that tired and incorrect trope.

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hragv Well, I’m sure this will end well. // Polish parliament votes to criminalize any mention of Polish crimes during th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dj

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MrCsandDs using our exclusive 8 point hotness identification system twitter.com/RealAlexJones/…

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I know it’s been Holocaust Memorial Day, but I’d have thought that would have been more important to include this b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BA

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I really don’t understand what’s happening in New Zealand. twitter.com/ChrisKeall/sta…

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Monday. You will be provided with a cutaway diagram to help you answer question three. Monday.

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