Gorn.
OK, I should get some sleep. I’ll have plenty of opportunities to laugh a@realDonaldTrumpmp in the coming weeks I’m sure.
@realDonaldTrump Wow @realDonaldTrump is huffing so much hair spray today I reckon it’d be worth investing is aceto… https://t.co/M9sic78GN7
@gjtcarey @BombshellDoc Hard to say at this stage.
michaelmeloni For when you’re down pic.twitter.com/5OXhWcqimI
@GiovanniTorre @realDonaldTrump Well everyone needs a hobby.
@onlyapaprmoon I mean, not for me. I understand the reference perfectly.
@onlyapaprmoon Well played. (That’s also bloody obscure.)
@gjtcarey @BombshellDoc Now all I have to do is see whether I can make it work with my chaotic schedule!
@realDonaldTrump Actually the mental image of @realDonaldTrump huffing hair spray before starting his day is a whol… https://t.co/MO01NaktB6
@realDonaldTrump You’re fuckin’ deranged, @realDonaldTrump. What even is this shit? Stop huffing your hair spray. https://t.co/A6fMxglh6I
Oh FFS @realDonaldTrump don’t you have some actual President shit to do, you pathetically spiteful sub-literate rac… https://t.co/t0J2oCVNH3
RT @CyrusMMcQueen: My Aunt Deborah had, perhaps, the best take yet on Trump… “He a damn crackhead! Up twittering at 2:30 in the morning.…
@AbstractCode That is truly terrible, and I will make an example of you in my podcast after next.
RT @phocks: Sounds like something a lizard would say https://t.co/4muNpQbg2h
@SuperCroup @johnb78 @ChrissieM They should all be Tame Impala songs or GTFO.
@BenjiAlpha That’s not for me to say. You need to look into your own heart.
@petedavo_au Too much.
@JustJimWillDo Thanks, though it’s a bit inside-baseball.
Do lobsters come in pairs?
“… but [Grindr] also said that it was being unfairly targeted. ‘It’s being conflated with Cambridge Analytica,’ G… https://t.co/2aQspbivog
RT @jamie86: Applications for @AAPNewswire’s 2018/19 cadetship are open:
https://t.co/60SBWNpu3T
I even threaded it with the relevant background. Sigh.
… because this one is much funnier if you know the context. (OK, you need to follow Australian politics, but even… https://t.co/Fpi51Okx4g
Gosh. This tweet had gotten way more attention than I’d have thought… https://t.co/ZT8oan2UUP
RT @1petermartin: Howard undid Menzies work. https://t.co/oKNV9TPRGE
RT @capetownbrown: Someone said they’re always standing like sims waiting for instructions and that killed me. https://t.co/UHczYSrWUA
@ValerioVeo “Young†is a relative term. Also, forever.
@gjtcarey @BombshellDoc Thanks for that, that’s a great afternoon’s line-up.
@sleepingdingo @joshgnosis @NewtonMark Keep going down that thread. We discuss the background, as well as that point.
@BombshellDoc Excellent! Thank you. Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story†has a couple screenings coming up in Sydney. https://t.co/bpEYJDcId1
@NewtonMark @BombshellDoc I see what you did there.
RT @leighformayor: Related: can confirm - listening to upbeat funk nice and loud does more for your mood than watching news about American…
RT @marcoostini: Masterful use of a bin-chook in this story: https://t.co/XDWJ0UInkU
@marcoostini I have fun doing anything, because I am incapable of taking anything seriously.
@AndrewRJamieson @BombshellDoc One of the better long gags in that film. :)
@marcoostini Sorry, Marco, I’m just here to spoil everyone’s fun.
Can someone please make this film available in Australia? “Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Storybombshelldoc.comU@BombshellDoclDoc
best_in_dumbest We put the “Ache”
in “Naked” pic.twitter.com/ZF5URIxX3P
@franksting @NewtonMark Mark attempted to make a joke. https://t.co/aI6nsfEdYx
@Spoonyman You think he’d be grateful.
In searching for confirmation of that story, I discovered this. pic.twitter.com/LsFhVNhC13
“Fake News: Elon Musk Did NOT Offer To Buy And Then Delete Facebook†https://t.co/eIiAx8Z6dQ However…
So there’s this, but… https://t.co/ODrxdIqo56
Also, F-Secure HQ has a Sauna Floor. Because of course it does. https://t.co/SLqE1Du9MK
@_midofo_ How dare you that’s libellous.
There is literally no reason to send @NewtonMark any more pictures of weta. Have you got that?
@Sam_Hickey STOP STALKING ME.
RT @NewtonMark: New on King St: A Greek vegan bakery. That’s pretty niche. I give them until their second rent payment.
RT @MarkDiStef: TIMELY!! https://t.co/uV6svjld8S
RT @Sydney_Science: A new #app created by @patersonhelen and other @sydney_uni scientists will empower witnesses and victims by improving t…
@Spoonyman They have limited resources and must concentrate on the serious criminality. Like eating takeaway food.
RT @SOVIETBEAR: Nuclear Weapon Effects Computer No.1 & 2.
The 1963 No.1 version at 30 psi peak static overpressure predicted 85% killed, 25…
best_in_dumbest We put the “Redness”
Back in “Sacredness” pic.twitter.com/mfmAfXdOPu
If you have not already done so, you should listen to the terrible podcast that I recorded in Adelaide the other we… https://t.co/VWDU1PVh2J
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/PU1KwbOiVk
Tue plan, remainder: Since this afternoon was a weird stress-out, I’m having some soup, and then having an early ni… https://t.co/7grC5DHJ8O
RT @Colgo: *Emerges from v annoying spreadsheet, opens Twitter*
*Immediately sees some tweets about Mark Latham*
*Closes Twitter, goes b…
vexmark Classic pic.twitter.com/17SlDOtZbn
RT @acatinatree: This tweet is quite frankly a colossal waste of my time and yours, but not a day goes by that I don’t, albeit briefly, lam…
@Faustus_Socinus @elle_franks I haven’t seen that in forever. Does it hold up, I wonder?
Attn: @DavidFeng. https://t.co/kQ36qiAs8c
RT @kjalee: So many strikes in France next week that media are putting out ‘strike calendars’ to help people plan. Three months of rolling…
mixedhunty mom said you had to let me use the xbox pic.twitter.com/jwBf2AEf1Q
RT @TeenVogue: Justin Bieber admits that he “lied†when he said Easter isn’t about bunnies https://t.co/dS2VI6Ew2E https://t.co/ZcVBVYMAIR
RT @theipaper: 33 of #PhilomenaCunk’s most ingeniously idiotic quotes - ahead of her new show tonight
https://t.co/2fSOM1BKTL https://t.co…
@blahblahellis Yep, see following tweet. I knew it sounded familiar.
@jodiem Well I went for a walk to the village, ate a pie under a lovely tree, had a glass of wine, and now I’m back… https://t.co/fyj5hhgeDj
Ta. I knew I’d heard it before. https://t.co/sfj1AqmGr1
RT @MarkMcGowanMP: It is with great pleasure that today I can announce one of Western Australia’s most respected citizens will assume the r…
He also doesn’t like the German language, saying “it sounds like a typewriter being thrown down the stairs.†I thin… https://t.co/IoCEW5KTB5
OH, young tradie in the front bar: “Germany lost the war, and now they fuckin’ run Europe. How does that work?â€
Attention Canberra: I’m in your city next week for the ACSC Conference. https://t.co/X9A3gbUY1d
RT @arizclint: Well, this is awkward … https://t.co/Q5agknOHSe
RT @whereisdaz: And this kind of geno-evangelism can lead us down dark paths. I once had a policy advisor ask if we should start deciding w…
RT @whereisdaz: Really!? There’s a genetic blueprint for hard work?
This is pure techno fantasy. https://t.co/KQaIeaCinA
@Nyx2701 @SnarkyPlatypus Oh I didn’t mean to imply that these ideas are geographically determined, only indicating… https://t.co/USVYoJ1jbS
RT @timdunlop: But what if an engineer another bloke spoke to yesterday said the opposite? #MakesYouThink https://t.co/BY6dX4mQR5
@gordonkerry @PollHereford We have reached the limits of my automotive knowledge.
@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. On both sentences.
@gordonkerry @PollHereford They’re good rally cars. A friend of mine used to drive the support car for a rallying P76.
RT @GreenJ: Coalition ginger group demands return to Commonwealth games opening ‘like our parents enjoyed’. https://t.co/iBdPQSoMwg
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, when people knew their place.
@ApostrophePong Lol in one weekend? Nah, you’d need time to enjoy the architecture.
RT @tictoc: K-pop’s popularity is being felt across the border. Kim Jong Un, his wife, and his sister were among those who attended a conce…
@SnarkyPlatypus I’m surprised you haven’t mentioned this before.
@ApostrophePong These are all excellent reasons. How long do you spend in Moscow?
@SnarkyPlatypus Or, when you’re just sitting next to them on a crowded train and you end up listening to their Lath… https://t.co/9JwH1iBsoL
@SnarkyPlatypus As you may remember, I’ve had those sentiments expressed to me a few times. Yes, in situations wher… https://t.co/fyW1iddR8A
@gordonkerry @PollHereford I see your point. The Leyland P76 was a remarkable piece of engineering.
@awelder @carolduncan @juhasaarinen It’s probably best that way.
@carolduncan @juhasaarinen Please explain. https://t.co/d01By5ovU6
I suppose I should ask why @ApostrophePong is in Moscow, but for now I’ll just enjoy the snow pictures. https://t.co/C3nCr07GzJ
RT @franksting: Did they find Rus Kogan’s Social Media manager?
@PollHereford It was worth it.
Correct. https://t.co/j5DXE2kTvF
@PollHereford Nah. Bugger.
I can’t believe this has been here a whole week and I haven’t had a go ypic.twitter.com/NzCwxnkQB7kQB7
@PollHereford Yeah OK I’ll allow it.
EXCLUSIVE: If the government can intervene to create Snowy 2.0 then why can’t it intervene to create Magic Mountain… https://t.co/Ab4tqbwOTT
EXCLUSIVE: If the government can intervene to create Snowy 2.0 then why can’t it intervene to create Holden HK King… https://t.co/BgMz3E2TNs
RT @TheColonial: Is it possible to use the poop emoji in a filename on Windows?
#AskingForAFriend
RT @thomas_violence: it will never stop being funny to me how obsessed australia’s right wing commentariat are with the minutiae of whats h…
RT @eliyudin: Being an old-timey doctor would rule, just drunk as hell like “yeah u got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about i…
@jodiem I’m basically writing off the next few hours as a de-stress and then seeing what I feel like pottering at t… https://t.co/PMGYo1GL7C
EXCLUSIVE: Sky News Australia EXCLUSIVELY knows what a bunch of tedious old white men sent in a letter doubtless wr… https://t.co/jLY5BffF6i
RT @JM77: Look I don’t know about you, but I certainly take all my grammatical cues from random Tumblr users like “pervocracy” here. https:…
@jodiem How you doing there? I had a big CRACK in my neck, which suddenly reduced stress and helped focus, but also… https://t.co/PzNReEVY9a
@jodiem Or… now.
RT @SarahJamieLewis: Step 1: You have a problem
Step 2: You introduce a blockchain to solve problem
Step 3: You now have an incentives pro…
HAHAHAHAHA. https://t.co/gSYoqSR7hG
OK, @jodiem, putting my head down now.
This thread from earlier is kinda important, I think. I know @DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus will have views. Grindr… https://t.co/fi0dCuIT3L
@DrScienceLover @franksting It was wonderful. :)
@jodiem Good luck! :)
@jodiem I’m gonna try the coffee-then-power-nap thing. I was to get a couple concentration-required things done today,
@franksting @DrScienceLover She did start the yoghurt thing though.
RT @BrendanDonohoe7: First question to Matthew Guy from Herald Sun: “how can anyone trust anything you say?†#7NewsMelb https://t.co/WFvRt…
@jodiem About to do the same. In my case I think it’s because I worked across the weekend and my brain is befuzzed.
RT @johnb78: Fieldwork for the next Newspoll (the notorious 30th) will be taking place now. If you get surveyed then make sure you remember…
RT @markleggett: Sure, I’ll give it a shot. What’s his number? https://t.co/2MjbfeXiTt
RT @shiftkey: filing this quote away for future reference. happy monday! https://t.co/ezmmJkqxOy
@jodiem It’s that kind of day…
Meanwhile, the latest bread-related data breach news… https://t.co/SUIwZDqI8r
“Grindr Responds to Privacy Criticism by Saying It’s a ‘Public Forum’†https://t.co/3Qxmnru2Pm This will not end we… https://t.co/Vgu3r5R1rp
“Canberra gives Microsoft protected-level cloud classification†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/4U7bAIuJY6
@glengyron I still think we should put together a project to send him a plastic lobster every day. https://t.co/y1wjTuJaky
@SoggyTiri The page linked to explains all. But yes.
Microsoft’s Azure becomes the fifth cloud provider to be ASD-certified for Australian government PROTECTED data.… https://t.co/kXF9iDJfCJ
@misosusanowa There must be a news site / blog somewhere that tracks these excellent* transport and urban planning… https://t.co/fiKwCG4n2Y
@misosusanowa NIMBYism is everywhere. But I’m sure that nobody in Beverly Hills has a housekeep… oh.
@SuperCroup Sounds about right.
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p I thought Bitcoin was already for babies. Or is that just how they respond to criticism?
@macadamia_man Not a fan of coconut…
Tue plan: Slow start (almost done); write something for @zdnetaustralia, probably (soon, probably); start some seri… https://t.co/F49zxe2Qv8
RT @Drag0nista: Coalition ‘ginger’ group calls for Turnbull to buy into coal-fired power just days before Newspoll starts surveying voters…
@nnwakelam Also, get a haircut.
@nnwakelam Yes, you must conform.
@nnwakelam Stop being one then.
RT @davpope: “Public service headcount at its lowest in 10 years” https://t.co/xsZgPYuKjR or not, given agencies have told Parliament they’…
“How dare we have to endure the sight of those other people walking down our nice street to catch the train.â€
Translated: “Residential housing (for those people) shouldn’t be in residential streets (for we nice people).†Just… https://t.co/dTHfPsyw9K
RT @FioraAeterna: the two genders https://t.co/3KpYkEnveC
RT @oberonsghost: The more I see and read about the current Minister for Home Affairs, the more I think he’s a very poor man’s Lavrentiy Be…
@oberonsghost @BuzzFeed I think plenty of people have been saying this before me.
cameronwilson this reddit comment from r/AFL about Jeff Kennett has absolutely killed me pic.twitter.com/nZdYfW0whp
@Andrew_Zammit @kategrealy @Schaefer_DA @ClareAliceMurph @levijwest @riskybusiness @semibogan Thanks for the heads-up, Andrew.
@franksting I am always innovative.
Attn: @ArmsControlWonk @NuclearAnthro, though I suspect you’ve already seen it. https://t.co/TJ0EWQWVw9
This is about @BuzzFeed. I laugh, ’cos it’s the same as saying of newspapers “Who knew used car ads and garage sale… https://t.co/T0BGHWgmKd
@CptHollingworth It certain puts a different spin onto things.
Hey @AusSMC your email is geb0rken. pic.twitter.com/Y8etrbhlDM
ohatdod Overheard at the Pentagon: “Sugar will kill us long before the North Koreans can.”
ohatdod Overheard at the Pentagon: “Welcome to 2018, folks. It’s like 2017 but with more porn stars.” #fatleonard #Stormy
So there’s a Twitter account called “OH at the Pentagon†and it’s lovely. https://t.co/DddJNpJ4Pg
@franksting Horrible rubbish.
@PeteLawler @paulkidd @joshgnosis @NewtonMark @australiascreen Nice analysis of that scene, too.
@franksting Yeah sorry mate, no potato in it.
@techoglot It was.
I put blue cheese, asparagus, and chives into my scrambled eggs and I have no regrets.
@paulkidd @PeteLawler @joshgnosis @NewtonMark It’a a beautiful little film, though I can’t remember the Grim Reaper reference.
RT @Stonekettle: Resigns?
Why the hell wasn’t this fucking Nazi fired? Publicly? https://t.co/hS0CvQfRK8
I should probably make breakfast, and then pretend to think about starting work.
@nehadk @paulkidd Thank you. The Old People can be useful occasionally. It was all very, very different back then.
@paulkidd @joshgnosis @NewtonMark I have a lovely singing voice.* It won Siimon Reynolds some awards, I think. Ita… https://t.co/uF7JSH3vza
@paulkidd @joshgnosis @NewtonMark Please don’t get the impression I’m defending that ad. I loathed it from day one.
Remember, folks, Centrelink is now worming perfetly. https://t.co/IcJ8Nm1HcW
@paulkidd @joshgnosis @NewtonMark An excellent two-tweet summary, thank you. IIRC, awareness-raising was their only aim at that point.
Still, this won’t kill Grindr, even though it should. The Testosterone Imperative will mean that blokes using the a… https://t.co/8SSLY1CaHz
“Grindr Is Letting Other Companies See User HIV Status And Location Data†https://t.co/gtrrCu7nZo You can’t get a c… https://t.co/zZwv8cd2yr
@joshgnosis @NewtonMark Yep yep.
@trentyarwood @joshgnosis @NewtonMark I coordinated SA’s World AIDS Day / AIDS Awareness Week activities in 1993, a… https://t.co/rkWtch7tx7
@joshgnosis @NewtonMark Sigh. That would fit my theory, though. “he strategy was successful (arguably); I remember… https://t.co/eSY4RctOae
@joshgnosis @NewtonMark I’m wondering if people praise the ads because they’re all that people remember of the strategy.
@joshgnosis @NewtonMark I know.
@NewtonMark @joshgnosis While those adverts were a probably a mistake, the overall strategy, with its five year pla… https://t.co/6JaFO9xeob
I wonder if @DavidFeng knows about the latest 百度å大神兽 … https://t.co/b9x9JCI8DH
RT @nancycato1: Never underestimate Feminists! https://t.co/Uhkb9Yn7pn
RT @vmbrasseur: Dear @Medium,
This just means “🖕 DNT” and we all know it. This is rubbish. Stop being a jerk.
Signed,
Everyone https://t…
I hope @drspacejunk knows about the SPACE HARPOON because I can see her on the bow of her Orbital Galleon harpoonin… https://t.co/mUxGi0ZZgN
RT @NuclearAnthro: SPACE HARPOON!!!! https://t.co/37TNzBmRFZ
Awesome. https://t.co/UIrrmXnPGl
joshgnosis Timeless headlines in the Oz. pic.twitter.com/jfSt0CAoSs
@jpwarren Hello.
@jpwarren There are only two types of journalists. The worst, and the even more worst.
RT @anildash: Google’s decision to kill Google Reader was a turning point in enabling media to be manipulated by misinformation campaigns.…
RT @DavidParis: https://t.co/WOCIraxECd have published a ‘naughty list’ of which online companies and services refuse to delete your data w…
RT @donattroppo: 1983 - ‘Hawke theory of consensus “sinister”’
https://t.co/QMHDirTEfl https://t.co/Ej61l8DuyE
@vealmince Not telling.
RT @marcuskelson: the gang’s all here…
Some Coalition backbenchers have formed a lobby group to renew their campaign for more coal-fired…
RT @cmpriest: Tbh I straight up admire her ability to make absolutely ANYTHING look deeply, sincerely sinister. https://t.co/o9bRwH3UGr
RT @meowmeowmeowwow: Hi! I’m L Ron Hubbard, and you’re watching Disney Channel !!!
RT @JoshButler: I honestly can’t believe the debating society yarn is still going. https://t.co/ex96dUQY90
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, including the recent podcast stuff. https://t.co/PU1KwbOiVk
Tue plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); write something for @zdnetaustralia, probably; start some serious work on the SEKRIT project.
OK, @CARROT_app, what does today hold in store? Oh. pic.twitter.com/g9I7akBZOo
RT @gths: A nuclear blast detonates in the middle of Sydney.
The next day the SMH has columns discussing its impact on property prices and…
@niltiac @UnexpectedPod @OUPAcademic Thanks heaps, I’ll keep an eye out for it.
@NewtonMark Mark. No.
@jtparker72 @NewtonMark No. Seek professional help.
Journalist: “I’m a professional storyteller, and I’m here to bring you the truth.â€
Real Person: “Don’t believe you.… https://t.co/PTkbziAaky
So, if journalists see themselves as truth-tellers, yet for decades the public has seen them as dodgy liars, what d… https://t.co/rNkSFDfsdE
After all, those polls usually rated journalists down the bottom end of trustworthiness somewhere, along with real… https://t.co/5iqNwwU91M
How does this compare with previous polls, when people were asked about accuracy and lies rather than “fake news�… https://t.co/j91GUjIunp
jperlow remember when everyone liked Google’s DNS
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I’m an Australian, I know the answer to this one! #censusfail https://t.co/leagcobCw3
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to drink in the morning. https://t.co/q3XuyHcjEg
Still, good on Ms Hopkins for posing in front of a green screen to increase the rate of meme production https://t.co/a4ZTy1ZHpE
@WarWraith Those start-of-day tweets are usually way more metaphorical than that.
@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @jdub You’re always angry though.
@WarWraith I have no idea what you’re talking about.
@corduroy @UnexpectedPod @OUPAcademic No, the book isn’t published until August. The publishing industry is still s… https://t.co/tBfjj2XCPh
Attn: @dobes. https://t.co/OJTvJvEGXM
RT @W7VOA: Important update from the @WhiteHouse: The person in the Easter Bunny costume at today’s #EasterEggRoll was @USNavy Commander Ri…
SydneyTom_ best chyron ever pic.twitter.com/6r9KpRjG99
RT @realDonaldTrump: Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick†like they are so original & like no o…
Tuesday. Limestone is the key issue. Tuesday.