
@SydneyTom_ @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @TheAtlantic He has had better days, though. pic.twitter.com/DX4YvhqBZC

@SydneyTom_ @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @TheAtlantic There’s a whole story in this onepic.twitter.com/JIHrrQUUg8g8
@SydneyTom_ @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Yeah, that’@TheAtlanticic’s daily photo feature.
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p You need to look at the entire story. It’s many kinds of marvellous.
Attn: @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @dobes. https://t.co/PBqt9AGd7X
@paulkidd One would hope so.
And will there be a group photo at the end of the conference?
Just to be clear, this IS about anal sex with Kevin Andrews, right? https://t.co/tcmEAbzQu9
RT @paulkidd: Thrilled to announce the formation of the Kevin Andrews Forum for the Promotion of Anal Sex. RT for instant membership. https…
This is good news, because I really enjoy Primary Contact Recreation. https://t.co/FEZfkGtbdD
RT @CliveBeedle: I’ve decided to officially register the Kevin Andrews Association and am now registering all the relevant domain names.…
@Steve_Lockstep @jpwarren It’s a pretty shit SEKRIT.

BenJungles The finest Australian document ever carefully considered. pic.twitter.com/n5yKnbvAUN
seldo If data is the new oil, is Facebook the new Exxon Valdez?
@alliecoyne @iTnews_au Bon voyage.
@Steve_Lockstep @jpwarren I won’t be. I have a SEKRIT project on.
@intrepidfear I reckon we could have done something even more ugly if we’d tried.
RT @Steve_Lockstep: OH: “She’d make a great [school] captain. She’s a ranga and a lesbian. She’s like TWO minoritiesâ€.
I double bet Silic…
RT @Steve_Lockstep: OH (high school students on the bus, discussing captain roles): “She’s not a leader; she’s just a disruptorâ€.
I bet th…
RT @oysta: @dobes it’s like when I have to check my groceries out through the supermarket pay wall

dobes I cannot get over the expression: pay-TV “pay wall” pic.twitter.com/NCCbDLZDso
RT @RealNickHodge: Facebook and Google have emerged as everything people in the late 1990s feared Microsoft could become. And in the 1960s…

Crossing the Nepean, showing once more the slow extrusion of the new footbridge. instagram.com/p/BhN7sshFIZl/

#purpletrain, again (not the first one but the second one) pic.twitter.com/JBMZqRAL5z
@shalailah @awelder Thanks. Sorry again, I wasn’t having a go at you. I think we need more of these reality-check e… https://t.co/mT8lu9JAWK
@jonoabroad I think you’ll find they’re down too. Wanted me to dig out the data?
RT @dobes: hahahahahahahahahahahhaha
over to you, orange baboon https://t.co/3kMZ30MgMS
@Davelennonabc @awelder I’d have to look up their names to be sure. (I don’t bother memorising things I can easily… https://t.co/wX1sZJPVEx
@shalailah @awelder That’s higher than I’d have guessed. I now wonder what the figure would be like in a broader sample.
@shalailah @awelder Bad wording on my part. I’m kinda on your side here. But I am surprised that you’re surprised by the result.
@awelder If journalism is about storytelling, which is one popular claim by journalists, then the stories you’re te… https://t.co/TCvjizNl7W
@awelder In the late 1980s, after a SA cabinet reshuffle, I vox popped people to name any cabinet minister, old or… https://t.co/1JLGzFEct7
@awelder This shouldn’t surprise anyone. The fact that it does shows how disconnected most journalists are from rea… https://t.co/w64mXwSyjG

ginarush Nothing but respect for MY prime minister pic.twitter.com/X09TyVto2g
RT @RadioFreeTom: The Andorian ambassador was gonna take some radical steps to settle scores with the Vulcans monopolizing the blueberry sy…
“No, it’s the children who are wrong.†Attn: @awelder. https://t.co/3R9V6XQyV7
@CptHollingworth Maybe this is how Triffids evolved. They can walk away from the floods to higher ground.
Don’t you just love it when Prime Ministers try to look like actual humans. https://t.co/Kb4Br8lLFU
@CptHollingworth TRIFFIDS ARE MAGICAL TREES.
RT @dobes: As if the stock market would punish a company for bad data practices https://t.co/wdNseIEMuJ
RT @billbirtles: Peking University No.3 hospital sperm bank updates its donor conditions - 1. Must have excellent ideological character, l…
This is very @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 content. https://t.co/bgQRd8QJI8

TheOnion Trees Planted In Poor Neighborhood Mature Just In Time For Gentrification trib.al/qgr5EtU pic.twitter.com/oYRBUAz8YD
More happy* news from the irrepressible @FarrellPF. https://t.co/PLOl1tD5ql
RT @hbhammel: “Gosh, I am so surprised!” said no woman scientist ever: new study finds men in STEM areas overestimate their own intelligenc…

CcibChris An almost complete Mig mix. No WW2 models though. pic.twitter.com/C5Mi5OnbrZ
Meanwhile… https://t.co/QrQgvHKloa
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/hZdYrWukUN
“Clive Palmer charged by ASIC over management of Coolum resort†https://t.co/13BNPE4UHF
@KarlskiB It’s not the first I’ve seen lately.
@munin Nice try.
dobes @juhasaarinen I didn’t realise you and @stilgherrian were expecting. Congrats!
RT @juhasaarinen: More end of days stuff: https://t.co/wTBnQ4B8oV #CSIRO scientists have confirmed the hybridisation of two of the world’s…

Yeah nah. pic.twitter.com/d2eiGpbNYr
@aggerchez As an aside, @erkpod, there are red kangaroos living in and around Canberra yard, so that could have been a low-speed encounter.
@aggerchez Yeah, he was the one to don the leather gloves and haul the critter put. At least it was all in one piec… https://t.co/jVgkzlqwdt
@erkpod That would make sense, and lines up with the fact that it’s now the 1201 to Canberra on platform 4.
Looked like a male red kangaroo, but I didn’t get a good look before they bagged it up.
The kangaroo was at the down end of the train, so it must have been struck on and outbound journey. The train presu… https://t.co/EK2q89rAyi

Kangaroo removal and related cleaning in progress. pic.twitter.com/KoFbyVgX84

It seems that Xplorer 2502 and a kangaroo have had an argument, and the kangaroo has not won. pic.twitter.com/3WuMmaPQRM
Fri plan: Pho (pho’d); 1118 train to Penrith; research for the SEKRIT project en route; 1230 and 1400 phone meeting… https://t.co/VTPazIoXJ4
RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Accused of Decapitating Victim With Vacuum Cleaner https://t.co/mtlAafCid3 https://t.co/Db3x9YPO3B
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Yes, so we don’t have to interact with them anymore https://t.co/iBzjnbwJuH
“How the Government Could Fix Facebookâ€@TheAtlanticninkl.com/a/kZvprrsXMgkAW5W
“China questions legality of US tariffs at WTOinkl.com/a/zRgXkPCWzgjE3Ra
Dinosaurs must’ve been real jerks.
@jeamland Parrots are all about the disruption.
@JustJimWillDo Do plane tree seeds ferment like that?
I was about to move in closer but something spooked them and they’ve flocked off. Well, up high onto the trees so t… https://t.co/YE7kFMmZFA
Several of them are pulling more seeds off the trees by hanging upside down from the seeds and jumping about until they snap off.
One of them — didn’t get a photo alas — lays on his back and holds the seeds in both feet. Idiot.
Nearly all the corellas hold the seeds in their left foot while standing on their right. A small number are cack-footed.
“Today on ‘Jerk Bird News’, the Little Corella mob (Cacatua sanguinea) shows us how to systematically dismantle pla… https://t.co/aQxTrIW2Ut
RT @hendopolis: Not sure how @gordoncorera missed this tbh https://t.co/S7WdG36mi8
Fri plan, supplemental: If all goes well, I might package and post that extra podcast tonight. https://t.co/9pxUe69GeY
Fri plan, draft: Slow start, because reasons*; pho; research for the SEKRIT project; 1400 meeting for SEKRIT projec… https://t.co/VvsK1qZMi9
@oberonsghost @developerjack @JustJimWillDo This is like Rorschach Level 0.
It’s the best way though. https://t.co/ipc4P9B1pu
Friday. One large rectangle, and two small circles. Friday.