best_in_dumbest We put the “Ulcer”
in “Compulsory” pic.twitter.com/msJ7q3VFcb
@domknight It’s been a business name for a decade. There’s also a logo, which is a picture of some used knickers I… https://t.co/MtERQyRbij
@AndrewMamo @MrTimDunn Beautiful, isn’t it.
@RealNickHodge @IWM_Centenary @thehistoryguy @BBCRadio4 Thank you, Nick, this is important news indeed.
Hey @jonoabroad you can listen to this podcast now. https://t.co/T600z0OmGW
@drspacejunk “The 9pm Probe†is the name for long-form interviews I’ll be throwing into the Edict feed. This is the… https://t.co/eAFWdoEedn
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Probe: Dr Alice Gorman, space archaeologist†@drspacejunk https://t.co/Tzv7BIigbM Also on… https://t.co/jlTHFPuyCL
MrTimDunn This might just be the happiest train commuter ever. #chuffed pic.twitter.com/8TIW8tQNt3
RT @MrTimDunn: More info on the Lüttmoorsiel-Nordstrandischmoor island railway here (they have little sidings to shunt into to let others p…
RT @MrTimDunn: The island of Nordstrandischmoor is connected to mainland Germany by a tiny narrow gauge railway. Several residents have the…
There is the character missing from that earlier tweet: “
OzKitsch Happy #WorldHealthDay
Pic: @Library_Vic c.1901-10 pic.twitter.com/yIoIjj8KMy
Watching the first episode of Cunk on Britain†and liking it a lot. https://t.co/xgCrSxU0sW Particularly liking the… https://t.co/KKvsmoh6Qp
RT @Roisinconaty: Journalist -what’s it like being a woman in comedy?
Me- a bit like chicken
Journalist- it what way?
Me- meaty
Journalist…
@cswheeler @munin @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Well clearly you’re having all the fun.
@kcarruthers @CARROT_app I find it best not to speculate about @CARROT_app’s thought processes.
OK then, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/LZVHJ0xk0M
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p I should sell some t-shirts, “Crypto stands for Cryptosporidiumâ€.
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p You do know that if you put them up on make-and-sell-shit site you’d make squillions.
RT @ashabeeeee: LIMITED EDITION: Get your cryptocurrency onesie designs done by @dobes drop me some Bitcoin and it’s all yours… https://t…
RT @troyhunt: “Our Security is amazingly good†🿠🿠🿠https://t.co/eOmeg0JpG0
OzKitsch A big day for Charles: meeting our Royal Family pic.twitter.com/x8mc5cbA5t
RT @NewtonMark: The dying days of any government aren’t spent making peoples’ lives better, but are dedicated to locking-in long term polic…
steve_evil Ah, New Zealanders. Such a trusting bunch. #lca2019 #lcaghosts pic.twitter.com/B2FcuD8QBt
RT @GirlFromBlupo: Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toile…
“On The Rails: Why I’m going to work from trains for an entire week†by @gusworldau https://t.co/7iskaaOMzG “Just h… https://t.co/2rfrhjN1yc
jxeeno 7 new routes, SL1-7 pic.twitter.com/D8v8OHkdi8
RT @jxeeno: Epping to Chatswood line to close from 30 September 2018 for metro conversion. More than 120 new buses will operate as part of…
This is a valid point. https://t.co/qLhKNThkgo
This is a bit special. Experian trying to frighten people into entering their personal data into their mobile devic… https://t.co/i0eZ4LxaLi
RT @future_crunch: A Japanese startup has created 3D printed sushi in pixellated, 8 bit versions of the original. The goal is to provide ‘f…
@DLittlestCretin @lexiconvalley @JohnHMcWhorter I have no idea, but then spelling bees are such a distinctly Americ… https://t.co/zjfN6RviQR
RT @Stonekettle: So they can get back into the club without having to pay the cover fee.
Scientists. Jebus. https://t.co/ote01kfIGr
Listening to the latest @lexiconvalley from @JohnHMcWhorter “English Spelling Is a Beautiful Messâ€â€¦ https://t.co/marxaKQOp2
RT @Susan_Hennessey: Less than two months ago, Apple announced its decision to move mainland Chinese iCloud data to state-run servers. http…
@drspacejunk @DrMel_T @trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin This coming week is packed with interesting things. I think my head might explode.
RT @jonkudelka: A Liddell Bidda Leeway today’s cartoon in the @australian https://t.co/wQlmYzwJZm
@NewtonMark Surely you mean sinking a lot of resources into it.
@PollHereford @farrm51 The ever-reliable @garystark has already done that joke.
ChaseMit “Tell me about the president’s hard cock, you coward” is a take I was honestly unprepared for pic.twitter.com/nhPZAgOrIl
RT @pdp7: OH: “Twitter is like Myspace now” 😕😱
@farrm51 Maybe “Abert†is a friend of Kevepic.twitter.com/P2M30g7qxk7qxk
@farrm51 Yes, the headline actually says “Abert†rather than “Abetz†and I am very amused b@farrm51@farrm51 probably less so.
“Abbott, Andrews and Abert resembling Larry, Curly and Moeâ€, writes @farrm51 https://t.co/Dt3kOtFhFI
@DrMel_T @trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin @drspacejunk Your ambivalence disturbs me.
@trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin @DrMel_T I know that’s a more serious response than required, but fuck you, I’m passing on some alleged facts.
@trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin @DrMel_T My understanding is that we’ll know the structure of our new space agency in the… https://t.co/urlL5LYvsZ
Sat plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); data wrangling; listen to podcasts; package and post a podcast; examine… https://t.co/zswd0y0kHj
mrfeelswildride I have some concerns pic.twitter.com/1woEt8oFR3
bourgeoisalien the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then ur dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead
RT @EFF: Privacy Badger automatically blocks advertisers from tracking you across multiple websites without your permission. To the adverti…
RT @BlairBraverman: Marjie just successfully identified a store based on the level of mansplaining that occurs there https://t.co/6J14hn8WRy
@GordyPls Sulking now.
Saturday. Do you know the password? Spelling is important. Saturday.
Saturday. Do yo know the password? Saturday.
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup…†https://t.co/nonBOBMsNS
@franksting Mate, I am in your future right now. I am a role model to your children.
Oh who the fuck cares. https://t.co/FyVSfU4j8W
If you use paper.li then you are a burden to civilisation.
I am so glad that at the time POTUS is having a dump, watching morning TV, and tweeting, time zones mean I’ve alrea… https://t.co/HM5BeDYj7M
Imagine if this was your modelling career. https://t.co/yZ4rWWZpjq