I’m going away now.
RT @NewtonMark: All the hagiographic “elder statesman†nonsense about John Howard sticking his oar in every few months and being taken seri…
RT @ImogenBrennan: He once declared that he wouldn’t trust Australia’s government-owned shipbuilder to build a canoe — now former #defence…
RT @NewtonMark: If it’s a member-based organization, members calling for sackings is not “mutinous.†https://t.co/9C3IklTCpd
RT @JY_LeGall: A l’occasion des 50 ans du Centre Spatial Guyanais, port spatial de l’Europe, revivez l’histoire de ce lieu d’excellence de…
RT @mikko: I’m…I’m afraid I invented cryptojacking, five years ago. So sorry. https://t.co/1t8Yn8ESJf
@alias_burgerboy @NewtonMark I’m happy to take your word on that. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from journalism… https://t.co/sSsVKzoCQ0
RT @SquigglyRick: that’s about 1053 consecutive Newspolls https://t.co/fgVV1Q7MEv
RT @moiragweigel: *walking by my old dorm room in Kirkland House* hey remember that time some boys hacked our college directory, put our fa…
@shiftkey Geese are arsehole birds.
Note, if you’re playing at home, that Barnaby Joyce has no actual say in the matter, being in a different political… https://t.co/hvYa8nYz8m
Ecstasy also works. https://t.co/s9CIOvnZkA
RT @naranek: @matthew_d_green Imagine someone suggested this new payment system where a plastic card with a 16 digit number gives access to…
Oh FFS. https://t.co/uY3KOpVwFk
RT @MarkDiStef: This is amazing. Without a German speaker on staff, several British tabloids go with the trusty method of taking a guess at…
RT @PeteLawler: @stilgherrian “Q&A has been scientifically proven to dangerously increase blood pressure in some viewers. Medical advice sh…
“Pregnant women should not watch Q&A because it causes foetal deformities.#FactCheckh#QandAandA
“Q&A is the worst program on television.†#FactCheck #QandA https://t.co/eNorGW5OUM
RT @upsetvictorians: Jane Owen, on being arrested in October 1863, ‘lay down on the street, rolled in the mud and exposed her person in the…

upsetvictorians Kate Barry, Cardiff lady of the pave, ‘telling women to go fuck their mothers’ on Bute Street, November 31st 1863. pic.twitter.com/afatv8U9Ei

upsetvictorians ‘Bloody fucking cows and bugger’ Ann Harris had a bit of a pottymouth on Bute Street, Cardiff in October 1863. pic.twitter.com/7NIS029Rlh
This train smells of vomit and I’m 80% sure it’s not me.
RT @MalwareJake: For the 85th time, blockchain for supply chain doesn’t automatically put trust in the data, it just makes the data immutab…
RT @bairdjulia: Just working away on the couch when I hear a scratching sound. Look down to see this - a big, fat, friendly blue tongue liz…
@TrainsInfo M’pleasure.
Attn: @TrainsInfo, for your amusement. https://t.co/xjgGQVhGDj

Hurrah! @jxeeno pic.twitter.com/X2OHLwpm02

@JohnBirmingham Exactly. pic.twitter.com/oFLOSEJ3hT
@erkpod Uhuh. I’m still thinking why you’d confuse post-work passengers by running trains on unusual platforms. Sigh.
@JohnBirmingham So what you’re saying is that his Pringles can is not what it seems.
@JohnBirmingham Oh my God!
@franksting True.
@jxeeno His invisible phone is made of Pringles crumbs.
@erkpod I’d figured it was a timetabled thing, because no one else looked confused. But it is odd.
@upulie @NewtonMark Good thinking.
Why is there a T3 Liverpool via Bankstown on Central platform 19? It’s not natural.
@upulie @NewtonMark We are middle aged men. You must listen to us.
@upulie @NewtonMark Hmmm. We’re talking about the eastern end, though. I never even realised it was there.
RT @paulkidd: This is art. https://t.co/pdEbIqo1Om
@GiovanniTorre @robcorr We are all broken.
@NewtonMark The key problem with this tweet, Mark, is the first seven words.
RT @NewtonMark: If Gay Alcorn is to be believed, this Melbourne trait disappeared between 2002 and now; and Melbournians are now incapable…
@absalomedia @dobes It’s not a bloody squid, you know.
@GiovanniTorre @robcorr Is the big Ecuador scoop a device to get the big shit out of the embassy?
RT @arizclint: Sweet sweet #irony https://t.co/ZkDRkjrXH4
RT @NewtonMark: Just get fucked. https://t.co/LmBrBHWVAv
Coining a new cyber that will really annoy @dobes.
Oh FFS. https://t.co/Fxx4WOUzH5
@SteveMolk I am nothing if not fair.
@NewtonMark They’ve been doing this news stuff for a while, hav@Reutersr@ReutersTVTV. They seem to be getting the hang of it.
I’d missed this wonderful news first time around. https://t.co/iFnvml5agf
So by herself, Miranda is only 1/3 as popular as me taking a piss. https://t.co/t181djB2rL
I will be at this conference in Canberra on Wed and Thu, and you can take that as a warning. #2018acsc https://t.co/QQcXndoPjh
[Turns off internet.] https://t.co/15IHB3pp9Y
Miranda now getting up to 2/3 of the audience I had while playing a recording of me taking a piss. https://t.co/sW14J6Ro5H
Mon plan, remainder: Write for @zdnetaustralia (to be posted tomorrow); 1900 cat-related socialising, Ashfield; remain in Sydney overnight.

I say, that was certainly a sharp drop in temperature this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/tZMZGXspw9
@cathywilcox1 Ideas are bad.
@sennekuyl That’s one word for it.
@KarlskiB Good point.
purserj Wikileaks going others about data farming is an interesting take
@PointZeroOne Well they succeed then.
So are all these memes with the shouty bearded man meant to be funny?
RT @johnb78: Being called DJ Astro Labe should earn you six months in jail with a two-month no parole period, whilst punching Tony Abbott s…
@ApostrophePong Hah! Keeping guard over the bourbon and vodka.

msmegwatson russell crowe is the loose uncle who steals the mic at every wedding pic.twitter.com/OvZH3CMy0q
GuardianAus Astro Labe, DJ who headbutted Abbott, gets six months in jail trib.al/X87VjUh
RT @drskyskull: That poor leprechaun. https://t.co/x41lnkAwHO

Do I feel like popping out to get a haircut as planned? @CARROT_app has some important background data. pic.twitter.com/oYVWnmUrQT
RT @krassenstein: President Trump attacks Amazon repeatedly for “not paying taxes”.
Amazon Pays sales taxes in 45 of 50 states.
Trump’s r…
@smHttr My bodywork is just the same without the covers.
@ApostrophePong I’m not desperate. :)
RT @RichardTuffin: For a bit of fun I’ve made up some of my #newspoll30 countdown calendar T-shirts.
Available via Red Bubble - $35 (fair…
RT @MikeCarlton01: Of course another way of reporting things would be to say that @billshortenmp has won 60 consecutive Newspolls. Just sa…

best_in_dumbest We put the “Fishy”
in “Beneficiary” pic.twitter.com/qjZIlTDugd

markberman Create a Pulitzer for tweeting and give it to @JasonLeopold pic.twitter.com/ZFeLXCQ0zv
Tru dat. https://t.co/Ia1qa3gU3z
This was a bad day to give up huffing paint.
Arriving at Sydney Central station, but unfortunately no #boomerbrawl has broken out.

Seven Cranes in Redfern. pic.twitter.com/x18W0VeB50
@alexkidman I dunno, I’m not that fit. Though I do know how to fight dirty.
Sounds like a third one is starting up. There’s a couple of people who START their mention that it’s a quiet carria… https://t.co/tUOOoaGPqH
Does that fact that I was really hoping they would kick off make me a bad person?
There’s been at least two Quiet Carriage Altercations on thi#purpletrainin that nearly kicked off because some people are just arseholes.
@moylecroft I just tweeted that.
RT @purserj: It’s the Monash Group, ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! https://t.co/hxGejTumjV
True but. https://t.co/lBkvDuyKuh
RT @marcuskelson: you know what’s worse than saying you hate Antiques Roadshow? sitting in the middle of a busy news room and say Grand Des…
That’s what Chris said. https://t.co/dS9t7zDQq6
Is it too late to place a bulk order for these awesome Moscow fridge magnets? https://t.co/2wiFuHgMpk
@PeteLawler @dj2mn It still isn’t funny.

Crossing the Nepean. instagram.com/p/BhVMabSHbLk/
“Jakarta could be underwater within a decade†https://t.co/8VRDGX3qe0
Are you suggesting, @GreenJ, that we set fire to the Prime Minister? Because I would be up for that. https://t.co/X9okn4LUF1
ICYMI: “Fighting superbugs with platypus milk and Shirley Temple†https://t.co/4NQjAZPy5n https://t.co/w5wVNPubqm
@snurb_dot_info Indeed. :)
@snurb_dot_info Oh yeah, like the Airstream trailers in the US. I see they’re still goingen.wikipedia.org/wiki/AirstreamH5
RT @NewtonMark: He’s mellowing. https://t.co/xMubuYi2Sq
@snurb_dot_info I think the idea of lounge cars came earlier. The back end of the train had less smoke and noise, s… https://t.co/74SCQLNLg8
@snurb_dot_info Slightly. :) There’s probably a thesis to be done on the differences between German and American deco-futurist design.
@marcuskelson @p_hannam @BOM_NSW @weatherzone @smh I will be in Canberra on Wednesday and this is totally unfair.

#purpletrain, on a very bright day. pic.twitter.com/nMGJlGpKth
RT @p_hannam: Sydney’s forecast top today of 33C likely to be a late-season record (and could give the monthly record of 34.2C, set on Apri…
RT @bendechrai: Normalising faces as verification for access justifies pervasiveness of internet-connected cameras for tracking.
How long…
I’d forgotten about this one. Again, it shows the integrated design of locomotive and rolling-stock. https://t.co/besdeyjQXu
The art deco streamlined trains of the 1930s were magnificent. You can also see how they inspired so many of the ea… https://t.co/24oWUFwvS9
fanfiction_txt Verizon x T-Mobile hentai/yaoi
@chrisjrn I did do this thing, and I settled on @Speechmatics for my transcription needs. Whether it suits… https://t.co/mJabiIuWQk
RT @ianbremmer: Those who study neither history nor politics are doomed to sound really stupid. https://t.co/ssZSs1CTJu
RT @chrisjoregan: The next time someone who works in the press gallery mourns the demise of the “contest of ideas†mention the Thirty Newsp…

jrhennessy Charon Crossing The Styx (oil on canvas) pic.twitter.com/wAJtCRZetg

rod3000 Meanwhile, on Fox… pic.twitter.com/ucAIzyuIer

joshgnosis Devine lol pic.twitter.com/oq1xNtPMsP
Mon plan, confirmed: Slow start (almost done); 1024 train to Sydney; research en route and ongoing, because there’s… https://t.co/P1CnBNegBI
I should mention that the @ozpda apps use an interpolated average temperature for the specific date, not the average monthly temperature.

Adelaide is 12C above average today. pic.twitter.com/akZAZzfDDL

So Sydney will only by 10C above average today. There was one day late last year that was 14C above average. pic.twitter.com/ofvSDPFGEU

Well @CARROT_app is in an appropriately Monday mood… pic.twitter.com/QJUUrzFXxU
RT @i386: LOL https://t.co/5QaPsDWLES
RT @damonayoung: Very surprised that the bourgeois egotist caricature Tony Robbins is unsympathetic to criticisms of structural inequality.…
RT @NewtonMark: The @ato_gov_au behaves towards middle class business owners the same way that @Centrelink behaves towards people in povert…

kenlowery This is a hellsite. pic.twitter.com/zyVVdC1fqF
@SecretService The US @SecretService was actually originally founded to combat widespread currency counterfeiting a… https://t.co/VmFmvsGRiI
So the US @SecretService is warning of this clever little trick for stealing credit cards. https://t.co/eJkdcxYmOJ Report via @briankrebs.
RT @Scottludlam: congratulations. you’re officially equally disliked 🆠https://t.co/T55ZYeOWDL
RT @TunnelsUp: Infosec life pro tip. https://t.co/A5ev1bjODG
@JayStephens @Histreepix You make your own choice, you need to take responsibility.
@jplonie Mondays are always poisonous.
RT @Histreepix: Fed up with being cooped up in ‘the room’, the Irish Border Elephant goes on a tour of Brexit Britain. 2018. https://t.co/F…
RT @arizclint: Man, @shodanhq is gonna be lit!!! https://t.co/scFKaFqG0W
RT @joshscampbell: Houston, we have a problem. Buzzfeed’s @JasonLeopold submitted a Freedom of Information Act request to EPA for records o…
RT @belledejour_uk: Backpage raided. TER blocked. Sex workers are under siege - understand the context of what’s going on & who’s funding t…
ICYMI last night… https://t.co/FdaeVzCifY
@drspacejunk If you enjoyed my chat with @drspacejunk, you might like this FREE official history of the Woomera tes… https://t.co/z7RQceFLSx
@errolwi @drspacejunk Thanks, Errol. I was about to say I didn’t know that book, but then the cover image loaded an… https://t.co/uMeOweX3Z8
ICYMI across the weekend, here’s that bonus extra podcast I said I’d record in Adelaide the other weekend. People a… https://t.co/8sSnEUR4kC
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, including a bunch of stuff about my busy week this week. https://t.co/graQDRoVV0
Mon plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); train to Sydney; research en route and ongoing, because there’s a lot to… https://t.co/LzgDhCVu90
Monday. It is curled up along one edge, and may contain a spider. Monday.