Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 9th, 2018

I’m going away now.

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RT @NewtonMark: All the hagiographic “elder statesman” nonsense about John Howard sticking his oar in every few months and being taken seri…

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RT @ImogenBrennan: He once declared that he wouldn’t trust Australia’s government-owned shipbuilder to build a canoe — now former #defence…

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RT @NewtonMark: If it’s a member-based organization, members calling for sackings is not “mutinous.” https://t.co/9C3IklTCpd

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RT @JY_LeGall: A l’occasion des 50 ans du Centre Spatial Guyanais, port spatial de l’Europe, revivez l’histoire de ce lieu d’excellence de…

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RT @mikko: I’m…I’m afraid I invented cryptojacking, five years ago. So sorry. https://t.co/1t8Yn8ESJf

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@alias_burgerboy @NewtonMark I’m happy to take your word on that. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from journalism… https://t.co/sSsVKzoCQ0

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RT @SquigglyRick: that’s about 1053 consecutive Newspolls https://t.co/fgVV1Q7MEv

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RT @moiragweigel: *walking by my old dorm room in Kirkland House* hey remember that time some boys hacked our college directory, put our fa…

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@shiftkey Geese are arsehole birds.

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Note, if you’re playing at home, that Barnaby Joyce has no actual say in the matter, being in a different political… https://t.co/hvYa8nYz8m

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RT @naranek: @matthew_d_green Imagine someone suggested this new payment system where a plastic card with a 16 digit number gives access to…

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RT @MarkDiStef: This is amazing. Without a German speaker on staff, several British tabloids go with the trusty method of taking a guess at…

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RT @PeteLawler: @stilgherrian “Q&A has been scientifically proven to dangerously increase blood pressure in some viewers. Medical advice sh…

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“Pregnant women should not watch Q&A because it causes foetal deformities.handA

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“Q&A is the worst program on television.” #FactCheck #QandA https://t.co/eNorGW5OUM

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RT @upsetvictorians: Jane Owen, on being arrested in October 1863, ‘lay down on the street, rolled in the mud and exposed her person in the…

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upsetvictorians Kate Barry, Cardiff lady of the pave, ‘telling women to go fuck their mothers’ on Bute Street, November 31st 1863. pic.twitter.com/afatv8U9Ei

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upsetvictorians ‘Bloody fucking cows and bugger’ Ann Harris had a bit of a pottymouth on Bute Street, Cardiff in October 1863. pic.twitter.com/7NIS029Rlh

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This train smells of vomit and I’m 80% sure it’s not me.

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RT @MalwareJake: For the 85th time, blockchain for supply chain doesn’t automatically put trust in the data, it just makes the data immutab…

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RT @bairdjulia: Just working away on the couch when I hear a scratching sound. Look down to see this - a big, fat, friendly blue tongue liz…

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@erkpod Uhuh. I’m still thinking why you’d confuse post-work passengers by running trains on unusual platforms. Sigh.

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@JohnBirmingham So what you’re saying is that his Pringles can is not what it seems.

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@jxeeno His invisible phone is made of Pringles crumbs.

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@erkpod I’d figured it was a timetabled thing, because no one else looked confused. But it is odd.

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Why is there a T3 Liverpool via Bankstown on Central platform 19? It’s not natural.

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@upulie @NewtonMark We are middle aged men. You must listen to us.

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@upulie @NewtonMark Hmmm. We’re talking about the eastern end, though. I never even realised it was there.

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@NewtonMark The key problem with this tweet, Mark, is the first seven words.

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RT @NewtonMark: If Gay Alcorn is to be believed, this Melbourne trait disappeared between 2002 and now; and Melbournians are now incapable…

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@absalomedia @dobes It’s not a bloody squid, you know.

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@GiovanniTorre @robcorr Is the big Ecuador scoop a device to get the big shit out of the embassy?

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Coining a new cyber that will really annoy @dobes.

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@SteveMolk I am nothing if not fair.

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@NewtonMark They’ve been doing this news stuff for a while, hav@Reutersr@ReutersTVTV. They seem to be getting the hang of it.

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I’d missed this wonderful news first time around. https://t.co/iFnvml5agf

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So by herself, Miranda is only 1/3 as popular as me taking a piss. https://t.co/t181djB2rL

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I will be at this conference in Canberra on Wed and Thu, and you can take that as a warning. #2018acsc https://t.co/QQcXndoPjh

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Miranda now getting up to 2/3 of the audience I had while playing a recording of me taking a piss. https://t.co/sW14J6Ro5H

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Mon plan, remainder: Write for @zdnetaustralia (to be posted tomorrow); 1900 cat-related socialising, Ashfield; remain in Sydney overnight.

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I say, that was certainly a sharp drop in temperature this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/tZMZGXspw9

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@sennekuyl That’s one word for it.

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purserj Wikileaks going others about data farming is an interesting take

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So are all these memes with the shouty bearded man meant to be funny?

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@dannolan @dobes We all need the ability to add a formless void to our lives.

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RT @johnb78: Being called DJ Astro Labe should earn you six months in jail with a two-month no parole period, whilst punching Tony Abbott s…

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@ApostrophePong Hah! Keeping guard over the bourbon and vodka.

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msmegwatson russell crowe is the loose uncle who steals the mic at every wedding pic.twitter.com/OvZH3CMy0q

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GuardianAus Astro Labe, DJ who headbutted Abbott, gets six months in jail trib.al/X87VjUh

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Do I feel like popping out to get a haircut as planned? @CARROT_app has some important background data. pic.twitter.com/oYVWnmUrQT

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RT @krassenstein: President Trump attacks Amazon repeatedly for “not paying taxes”.

Amazon Pays sales taxes in 45 of 50 states.

Trump’s r…

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@smHttr My bodywork is just the same without the covers.

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RT @RichardTuffin: For a bit of fun I’ve made up some of my #newspoll30 countdown calendar T-shirts.

Available via Red Bubble - $35 (fair…

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RT @MikeCarlton01: Of course another way of reporting things would be to say that @billshortenmp has won 60 consecutive Newspolls. Just sa…

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Fishy”
in “Beneficiary” pic.twitter.com/qjZIlTDugd

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markberman Create a Pulitzer for tweeting and give it to @JasonLeopold pic.twitter.com/ZFeLXCQ0zv

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This was a bad day to give up huffing paint.

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Arriving at Sydney Central station, but unfortunately no has broken out.

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@alexkidman I dunno, I’m not that fit. Though I do know how to fight dirty.

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Sounds like a third one is starting up. There’s a couple of people who START their mention that it’s a quiet carria… https://t.co/tUOOoaGPqH

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Does that fact that I was really hoping they would kick off make me a bad person?

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There’s been at least two Quiet Carriage Altercations on thiin that nearly kicked off because some people are just arseholes.

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RT @purserj: It’s the Monash Group, ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! https://t.co/hxGejTumjV

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RT @marcuskelson: you know what’s worse than saying you hate Antiques Roadshow? sitting in the middle of a busy news room and say Grand Des…

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That’s what Chris said. https://t.co/dS9t7zDQq6

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Is it too late to place a bulk order for these awesome Moscow fridge magnets? https://t.co/2wiFuHgMpk

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@PeteLawler @dj2mn It still isn’t funny.

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“Jakarta could be underwater within a decade” https://t.co/8VRDGX3qe0

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Are you suggesting, @GreenJ, that we set fire to the Prime Minister? Because I would be up for that. https://t.co/X9okn4LUF1

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ICYMI: “Fighting superbugs with platypus milk and Shirley Temple” https://t.co/4NQjAZPy5n https://t.co/w5wVNPubqm

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@snurb_dot_info Oh yeah, like the Airstream trailers in the US. I see they’re still goingen.wikipedia.org/wiki/AirstreamH5

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@snurb_dot_info I think the idea of lounge cars came earlier. The back end of the train had less smoke and noise, s… https://t.co/74SCQLNLg8

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@snurb_dot_info Slightly. :) There’s probably a thesis to be done on the differences between German and American deco-futurist design.

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@marcuskelson @p_hannam @BOM_NSW @weatherzone @smh I will be in Canberra on Wednesday and this is totally unfair.

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RT @p_hannam: Sydney’s forecast top today of 33C likely to be a late-season record (and could give the monthly record of 34.2C, set on Apri…

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RT @bendechrai: Normalising faces as verification for access justifies pervasiveness of internet-connected cameras for tracking.

How long…

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I’d forgotten about this one. Again, it shows the integrated design of locomotive and rolling-stock. https://t.co/besdeyjQXu

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The art deco streamlined trains of the 1930s were magnificent. You can also see how they inspired so many of the ea… https://t.co/24oWUFwvS9

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fanfiction_txt Verizon x T-Mobile hentai/yaoi

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@chrisjrn I did do this thing, and I settled on @Speechmatics for my transcription needs. Whether it suits… https://t.co/mJabiIuWQk

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RT @ianbremmer: Those who study neither history nor politics are doomed to sound really stupid. https://t.co/ssZSs1CTJu

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RT @chrisjoregan: The next time someone who works in the press gallery mourns the demise of the “contest of ideas” mention the Thirty Newsp…

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jrhennessy Charon Crossing The Styx (oil on canvas) pic.twitter.com/wAJtCRZetg

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rod3000 Meanwhile, on Fox… pic.twitter.com/ucAIzyuIer

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joshgnosis Devine lol pic.twitter.com/oq1xNtPMsP

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Mon plan, confirmed: Slow start (almost done); 1024 train to Sydney; research en route and ongoing, because there’s… https://t.co/P1CnBNegBI

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I should mention that the @ozpda apps use an interpolated average temperature for the specific date, not the average monthly temperature.

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So Sydney will only by 10C above average today. There was one day late last year that was 14C above average. pic.twitter.com/ofvSDPFGEU

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Well @CARROT_app is in an appropriately Monday mood… pic.twitter.com/QJUUrzFXxU

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RT @damonayoung: Very surprised that the bourgeois egotist caricature Tony Robbins is unsympathetic to criticisms of structural inequality.…

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RT @NewtonMark: The @ato_gov_au behaves towards middle class business owners the same way that @Centrelink behaves towards people in povert…

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kenlowery This is a hellsite. pic.twitter.com/zyVVdC1fqF

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@SecretService The US @SecretService was actually originally founded to combat widespread currency counterfeiting a… https://t.co/VmFmvsGRiI

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So the US @SecretService is warning of this clever little trick for stealing credit cards. https://t.co/eJkdcxYmOJ Report via @briankrebs.

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RT @Scottludlam: congratulations. you’re officially equally disliked 🏆 https://t.co/T55ZYeOWDL

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mikko hlep pic.twitter.com/wi68Dhoual

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@JayStephens @Histreepix You make your own choice, you need to take responsibility.

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@jplonie Mondays are always poisonous.

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RT @Histreepix: Fed up with being cooped up in ‘the room’, the Irish Border Elephant goes on a tour of Brexit Britain. 2018. https://t.co/F…

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RT @joshscampbell: Houston, we have a problem. Buzzfeed’s @JasonLeopold submitted a Freedom of Information Act request to EPA for records o…

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RT @belledejour_uk: Backpage raided. TER blocked. Sex workers are under siege - understand the context of what’s going on & who’s funding t…

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@drspacejunk If you enjoyed my chat with @drspacejunk, you might like this FREE official history of the Woomera tes… https://t.co/z7RQceFLSx

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@errolwi @drspacejunk Thanks, Errol. I was about to say I didn’t know that book, but then the cover image loaded an… https://t.co/uMeOweX3Z8

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ICYMI across the weekend, here’s that bonus extra podcast I said I’d record in Adelaide the other weekend. People a… https://t.co/8sSnEUR4kC

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, including a bunch of stuff about my busy week this week. https://t.co/graQDRoVV0

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Mon plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); train to Sydney; research en route and ongoing, because there’s a lot to… https://t.co/LzgDhCVu90

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Monday. It is curled up along one edge, and may contain a spider. Monday.

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