Gorn.
@dmeeze No no, you know what you did.
Something something fragile masculinity. https://t.co/DTScFnD7Bw
Good for you, Petals. https://t.co/SUQ4tfLKMB
RT @arizclint: 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/dZi562Q12E
TeenVogue Shawn Mendes Got His Armpit Sniffed by a Swedish Host and We Have Questions bit.ly/2JBr7NK pic.twitter.com/Lr9S3kkgw5
@jonkudelka Also, I still think that Number Force was excellent.
@jonkudelka We all are, eventually. Also, is it nice being a cyber threat?
Hey @jonkudelka, look what the Australian Statistician is showing the Australian Cyber Security Centre Conference t… https://t.co/zFAVbKBOqQ
oberonsghost Hmm. Analogue billboards never had this problem. pic.twitter.com/exuDj7jkUL
@DavidRudduck I remember that @Viss used to do this at Twitter, was it? Winner spotting most of his fake phish emai… https://t.co/j4c6Xl7pJF
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “ASD to review Australia’s cybersecurity and ‘drive out known problems’â€â€¦ https://t.co/SDq9vaZAD9
@DavidRudduck That’s excellent. I should write up some of these.
JaneyGodley Imagine the #ZUCKERBURG hearing was in Glasgow
#ZUCKERBURG #janeygodleyvoiceover pic.twitter.com/h24AAtIXD9
@darrenpauli A chemical formula.
RT @midorinic: Chanced upon an otter enjoying a 6ft long wolfeel at the #yyj breakwater tonite - that must have been some battle … https:…
@darrenpauli Not really.
@darrenpauli So stop trolling me then.
If Mark Zuckerberg is, in fact, an armadillo then much is explained.
This is true. https://t.co/RTOJe1GMIM
@darrenpauli You’re here in Canberra?
Or is it just a shit suit?
Is Zuckerberg wearing a bullet-proof vest under that suit? https://t.co/zXXSNRw0yE
There some good public education coming out of @Europol. https://t.co/LRgIPQXpOR
@ericscheid Already done.
I love you @RealNickHodge. https://t.co/np7D1aVzbt
I’ll probably watc@madashelltvtv and then get some sleep. I write better in the early morning.
I don’t supposedly anyone had the wherewithal to record the Australian Statistician’s little speech just th#2018acscacsc
@max_au It would, yes.
@SnarkyPlatypus @Slate Heh. But it’s only particular kinds of Asians. And the job-type stratification of Blacks and… https://t.co/834gtWNxKr
Attn: @TimWattsMP. You know what to do. https://t.co/yTYUHldfSi
@SnarkyPlatypus Here’s the full piece at @slate https://t.co/HD4N3c9ZDi
@SnarkyPlatypus This is from Zuckerberg’s talking points. A photojournalist got a shot of a couple pages at the Con… https://t.co/z8qQBQbFI8
@SnarkyPlatypus Did you see Facebook’s diversity stats?
@dawnstarau Hmmm. The program calls it a cocktail function too, but it also says it goes to 2300 and there’s a spee… https://t.co/8hqvitV0D0
@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus It wasn’t that unreliable.
@SnarkyPlatypus Now this is the way to go. https://t.co/sUmAR2fFUg
This will generates so many terrible memes. https://t.co/D2GFX0QNvO
RT @hellohistoria: It’s #NationalPetDay!
For those who don’t know, a few weeks ago I tweeted about my friends leech. Rog is a medical his…
Back at the hotel. I’d tell you it’s the @littlenational and it’s as lovely as always, but I don’t want it to becom… https://t.co/s5egzTuCZF
@erkpod No, apart from someone construction hoardings a little while ago. I’ll have a proper look on Friday or Saturday.
@SnarkyPlatypus Hydrofoils needed a bit of a run-up to get the speed. The hydrofoil to Manly was excellent.
@itgrrl Just because it’s obligatory doesn’t mean you have to do it.
@dawnstarau @ACSCConference But yeah it goes late and I need to have an early night.
@dawnstarau @ACSCConference There is a dinner tho. They will open up the doors soon.
Canberra should build a monorail.
@JustJimWillDo No, I don’t.
RT @MarkDiStef: The secret lover of a Russian whistleblower who dropped dead has been called to an inquest into his suspicious death after…
Well, maybe not “very†good yet. They’re still a bit glitchy, but it’s normal settling-into-workflows stuff.
Dear Canberra, a place called Canberra Pho has just opened on Ainslie Place, on Monday, and it is very good. You should try it.
RT @lizduckchong: zuckerberg is an adult man at the helm of a global super-surveillance device that he clearly doesn’t understand either by…
@JustJimWillDo Good man.
@staticsan I didn’t know that one. I’m not a huge fan of xkcd, though I recognise how good they are.
@coyotedancer Just use Tor, right?
I’m not going to th@ACSCConferencece dinner tonight because I know what happened last time#2018acscsc
@markarenaau Thanks, Mark. Will hook that into the thread a bit later.
The very best random number is 69591042. https://t.co/WvcHb22Ys4
fox Wow, this one is a true achievement.
Congratulations on full lineup of 87 MALE SPEAKERS @code_europe!
codeeurope.pl/en/speakers
@markeldo @zerointerupt @NCSC @MikePBurgess The first point re secrecy I agree with but of course it’s unavoidable.… https://t.co/HdVTH0mVum
@paulwallbank Mate, you can take that up with WA Police.
RT @marrowing: zuck uses a booster seat because years of drinking soylent have turned his spine into a paper accordion and he sinks eight i…
@abcadelaide On hold for @abcadelaide, but there might be a bushfire report first.
@awelder This photo shows the other side. https://t.co/088BfiqAip
“We don’t have the resources to send photographers everywhere,†said all the news editors. Ping @awelder. https://t.co/RcmJUButN1
MWhitbourn Salim Mehajer, who is still in court, just posted this on Instagram. pic.twitter.com/lQbGjz3Ows
RT @MWhitbourn: #BREAKING Salim Mehajer convicted of electoral fraud https://t.co/irKf3bTZHC via @smh #auslaw #nswpol
I’ll be talking Facebook and the cybers, probably, in about 15 minutes o@abcadelaidedabc.net.au/AdelaidetB and ABC apps.
Done from #2018acsc for the day.
@dobes KITTEN HUFFS.
@dobes So you don’t have the memes to recover?
Rob_Stott Skyping with Grandpa pic.twitter.com/ixnlVcw8tu
@thegrugq RTYI. https://t.co/KS2uD1AsCQ
@alliecoyne Are you… are you Jesus?
An oldie but a goodie. #2018acsc pic.twitter.com/COA7Xiag0D
CUTE TRICK: A mining company started a competition. Whoever reported the most spam/phishing attempts got free coffe… https://t.co/ieurIi6qhX
Here’s that list of EAXAMPLES#2018acscspic.twitter.com/4VKkOzRxOnOn
Um, “weedâ€, obviously. #2018acsc https://t.co/KS2uD1AsCQ
Criminals are dumb, part 3: Metadata in the photo of your healthy dope crop has GPS data. #2018acsc pic.twitter.com/RQbw4wRbdW
@alliecoyne I DIDN’T THINK YOU WERE HERE.
Criminals are dumb, part 2: Sure, blur the license plate on your burnout video, but don’t forget to blur the reflec… https://t.co/xuwgGza0B6
Criminals are dumb, part 1: Don’t post pictures of the week you’re selling if your fingerprints are in the system.… https://t.co/a5q9Rbg8gS
@kheitman_au All cats are cyber.
Hahaha! WA Police got burned when Silk Road was shut down because they had a number of targets there and those inve… https://t.co/0uhW8h12Zc
No talk at all so far today of cybermoats. #2018acsc
OK, so some crims have been “grooming†[Keen’s word] key staff members on dating sites just so they can build trust… https://t.co/hZZ2qXcPNy
Keen emphasises that cybercrime is a daily volume business. #2018acsc
I want one. https://t.co/vyL44HPIRz
In the UK, more than 50% of all reported crime is now online fraud i.e. cybercrime. Gosh. #2018acsc
RT @dobes: Australia Post Eats https://t.co/jfhsgc1ycN
Keen also just said there was a BEC scam that netted $26 million, which makes the FBI case study of $7 million seem… https://t.co/w9RNejEC1K
Keen is pushing back hard against that terrible term “the dark webâ€. His preference seems to be “hidden servi#2018acsc2018acsc
Repeat cybercrime offenders are “prolific†in WA. Lock ’em up, they’re out and do it again. (Earlier, FBI’s Brogan… https://t.co/VrUiJ0XYRT
RT @burgotastic: I just googled ‘big bang theory’ and didn’t get any results about the actual cosmological model until the 6th page of resu…
Kids 12yo to 16yo are common in the cybercrime cases. #2018acsc
Keen: From a local policing perspective, the internet is like a city. People do their activities there, and the bad… https://t.co/gxpa21ev8z
Attn: @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p. https://t.co/18QmG6o5Jx
Next up for me: Det Sen Sgt Colin Keen, Western Australian Police Force, on “The Shift in Crime#2018acscacsc
RT @WhoresofYore: One of the most popular of all the Bawdy naval ditties, as sung in the twentieth century messdecks, though its origins ar…
It looks like @markarenaau had an interesting presentation in the tutorial day too. #2018acsc https://t.co/Wnl2NgLQLX
That was an excellent backgrounder from @markarenaau. I’ll be able to use quotes in future analysis, I’m su#2018acscacsc
Ah, they often use Google or AWS, and rotate their bulletproof hosting through a bunch of different IP addresses frequently. #2018acsc
RT @jpwarren: You know what we should do? Increase the financial incentives for criminals by making loads of mostly harmless stuff illegal.…
Current pricing for criminal “bulletproof hosting†is about $500 per month. Even that shit is essentially business-… https://t.co/goxs4rHl22
Timeless tweet. #2018acsc https://t.co/Luhwv7PGKJ
Observations on the criminal underground worth repeating. #20 pic.twitter.com/vgo2PONyAl
OK, let’s build ourselves an intelligence operation#2018acscapic.twitter.com/B8liPtaWrjaWrj
Up for me now: Mark Arena from Intel471 with “The Cybercriminal Underground: Understanding and categorising crimina… https://t.co/fOLZbAy2no
@dobes @CraigsOverItAll It’s do it with fridge magnets.
The findings of this incident response are pretty typical. Sadly, Clark isn’t adding any real colour. The target wa… https://t.co/YE5pFo7882
This is a straightforward presentation of the order of play in a typical ACSC incident response. but sadly nothing newsworthy yet. #2018acsc
Not at all creepy. https://t.co/uwt6Fs3U3u
RT @juhasaarinen: Anti-vaxxer ‘warrior mom’: If vaccines are so great, ‘why aren’t they mentioned in the bible?’ - https://t.co/ICfql4fkeD
Next for me: Andrew Clark (ACSC/CERT) with an incident response case study. Yes, I have been let into the room. #2018acsc
@Rundll It’s probably more that the chat was obtained through a lawful provision by the platform, but all the platf… https://t.co/XugJGMZT6a
On “cyberterrorism†and critical infrastructure, in response to an audience question, Brogan says just because it h… https://t.co/7CDLlmhhMV
@jpwarren How fuckin’ dare you.
@jpwarren I’m a journalist?
How their 2.5 million lines of chat were obtained has not been made clear. #2018acsc
The MalSec guys were using Tor to anonymise their comms, but would occasionally mention personal things. This provi… https://t.co/qOJCYqKfSa
@jpwarren Can I remind you that I already get enough grief at this event? https://t.co/KHeuP3iGDt #2018acsc https://t.co/U28209jwGE
Brogan is now talking us through the MalSec case. #2018acsc pic.twitter.com/AQCRCF3BGZ
It’s a cyberstool#2018acscspic.twitter.com/hZrXT7wYdddd
@jpwarren On come ON, @jpwarren, you know he can’t answer that. Not in the room, at least#2018acscsc
This is not the biggest the FBI has seen, but he doesn’t have the record number front of mind#2018acscsc
Ooooh boy! This FBI agent is telling us of a business email compromise which was a single-transaction transfer of $… https://t.co/EeQ3KFuOwM
@FakeDanTosello This comes as a shock to some people, I know, but the FBI does actually know some things.
RT @dobes: Is that because Chad is one of the whitest names getting around? https://t.co/krAsKQmB2O
FBI grabs guy for making malware. Guy says that making malware isn’t a crime in the US.
FBI: “Probably, but you’re… https://t.co/xk0GSVdYms
@JohnBirmingham @MikePBurgess @macgibbon Nah, this is another one. I will try to find a properly CYBERSPLOSIONEY story just for you.
Brogan tells a couple of stories that illustrate how cybercrime groups and nation-state actors use much the same to… https://t.co/REg6qaJMtv
@NewtonMark You may well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.
This seems to be the FBI’s taxonomy of cybercrime#2018acscspic.twitter.com/1KcOqpAKeSeS
“ASD to review Australia’s cybersecurity and “drive out known problems’†https://t.co/KHeuP3iGDt Includes quotes fr… https://t.co/u0XEyZrbnU
@NewtonMark I didn’t grab the slide explaining the four areas of cybercrime the FBI covers. Interesting that they c… https://t.co/1Z3AFOr96D
Note how all the agencies tell you to concentrate on basic cyber hygiene. #2018acsc pic.twitter.com/jb9yGkeyJq
Cyber is the FBI’s number three priority. This list is in order#2018acscspic.twitter.com/62AlsHeBHeHe
Interesting. This guy led the FBI’s investigation into the 2016 election, and did one recently with key people’s em… https://t.co/Hvgy5JTJNx
Next for me: FBI Federal Agent Ryan Brogan on “Cyber security investigation methods and current threats#2018acscacsc
I’m continuing to tweet from th@ACSCConferencece. Program aacsc2018.com.au/program/Fl, mut#2018acscsc to avoid.
RT @jeamland: Thermomix facts: The Thermomix was invented by @stilgherrian when he realised he couldn’t set fire to enough of Those People…
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Cyber Dam Busters could give Australia’s military an asymmetric edge†https://t.co/X2RojE7Ihn #2018acsc
RT @ithayla: I just saw a question in a history forum asking ‘Is it true that 30/40 years ago people could buy houses and support multiple…
RT @MsLods: ‘‘Just over half of the eligible data breach notifications we received in the first quarter indicated that the cause of the bre…
ibogost “Community” is such an amazing euphemism for “database.”
Bailing out of #2018acsc sessions to write some words for @zdnetaustralia. I have at least two things to file today.
@AndrewRJamieson True, actually. There’s been some amazing progress.
MacGibbon out. I haven’t tweeted the Q&A because reasons#2018ACSCSC
No. And no. #2018acsc https://t.co/FBnbLCjj53
@cyberfysicalroo Mate, you can talk.
RT @karaswisher: There is more info here than in that whole hearing. https://t.co/DTloU83GVD
RT @AndrewRJamieson: Cyber resilience includes accepting that failure will happen, and increasing the tolerance of such failure - both from…
I’m not asking question here because I’ll have a time to ask questions of MacGibbon lat#2018acscacsc
AndrewRJamieson It’s not about threat sharing, it’s about solution sharing. #2018ACSC
RT @Caiwrote: @macgibbon at #2018acsc somehow manages to talk about IoT, cryptocurrency and cyber resilience in one talk without sounding l…
MacGibbon opens to Q&A by saying “but no questions from journalists, right Stilgherrian?†FFS, I am always the firs… https://t.co/UQoN0QPbqU
AndrewRJamieson IoT bingo! #Drink #2018acsc
RT @cyberfysicalroo: @stilgherrian I am extremely disappointed I haven’t heard a loud ‘BINGO!’ from you given AlMac’s rapid-fire buzzword s…
I’ve skipped a few, but MacGibbon now says we’re seeing DDoS attacks even bigger than the ones on the eCensus. Tro#2018acscacsc
Onto the threat landscape. The first mention is nation-state actors infiltrating privately-owned network infrastruc… https://t.co/ppuKAoWwf9
MacGibbon says that their role is to defend Australians against malicious cyber actors, no matter who they are. Int… https://t.co/93PlpVXiJu
CORRECTION: This is perhaps true. “Everyone†seems to agree that Burgess is a great choice for the job. #2018acsc… https://t.co/ztJz7MwAx2
MacGibbon: The Cyber Security Strategy fell over very quickly with the eCensus, which fell apart over some “very sm… https://t.co/9SHMMguFaf
Things are so exciting I need a box of tissues. #2018acsc https://t.co/tE1UIS3upu
MacGibbon: We’re executing accelerated* Cyber Security Strategy plus. #2018acsc
* “accelerated†may not have been… https://t.co/15ogGqKgL4
MacGibbon: “The time for incremental shift is over… and that comes in government with pain.#2018acscacsc
Up now: Alastair MacGibbon, National Cyber Security Adviser and Head of the Australian Cyber Security Centre. #2018acsc
Burgess out. #2018acsc
This is perhaps true. “Everyone seems to agree that Burgess is a great choice for the job. #2018acsc https://t.co/4IFpZI6Wj6
Burgess says very sternly that the ACSC will get the full support of all of the ASD, not just the bits that are par… https://t.co/CA1wQHvFIz
1. The broader community engagement role will become part of ACSC, like the @ncsc in Brodtman’s comments, it would… https://t.co/s8kGTNAF2t
Burgess says the mission from the PM is “very clearâ€, and there will be changes in the ACSC with a “change of empha… https://t.co/kjJOQ2YRe1
@dawnstarau @_Mike_Holm_ It’s because the other way around is used by another, somewhat different, event around this time.
@_Mike_Holm_ @dawnstarau It’#2018acscsc
Next up: Mike Burgess, Director-General Designate of the Australian Signals Directorate (ASD) on the key priorities… https://t.co/7iGrBX9OZi
People are tweeting about Mark Zuckerberg’s booster chair. Please read “The Smallness of Mark Zuckerberg†(9 Mar) https://t.co/ix38rXzyDL
Brodtman out. #2018acsc
Brodtman calls for a “single source of truth†for cybersecurity information, and calls for the ACSC to become that… https://t.co/42C24EENH1
Brodtmann is calling out the fact that only one ANAO-audited agency met govt cybersecurity standards. #2018acsc
Agreed. #2018acsc https://t.co/q5reGkuJft
The national Cyber Security Strategy does actually set out a mission though. “ Strong cyber security is a fundament… https://t.co/ZxPyqu7RGI
She says, though, that both Estonia and Israel have defined what their “national mission†is for cybersecurity. Wha… https://t.co/GqPSezwj7n
Brodtmann is using a “swim between the flags†and “slip slop slap†analogy for creating a national culture of cyber… https://t.co/E1M8gJoBlG
Oh wait. This is the woman who trolled me last night. She gave me quite a bit of grief.
Yep, that announcement was not a new thing. #2018acsc https://t.co/2OaqjWJhvM
Up now: Labor’s Gai Brodtmann MP, Shadow Assistant Minister for Cyber Security and Defence#2018acscsc
Dutton out. #2018acsc
Wait, this was new? I recall hearing about this previously. Unless I’m hallucinating? #2018acsc https://t.co/OdhGPbyasN
Dutton has said nothing new yet. #2018acsc
Here’s whaphantomsecure.comso looks like now#2018acscspic.twitter.com/lBznCAKLb4b4
@KeystoneCyber Heh. We shall see. ;)
Protect the children. #2018acsc
Dutton: The government is “deeply concerned†about the use of encrypted apps by [insert usual trio of bad people].… https://t.co/RleBwlRFeL
I’m hearing conflicting versions of who reports to whom here. ACSC moved to Defence as part of ASD, but Dutton talk… https://t.co/n0LBiuaBge
Dutton: It’s the government’s intention that Home Affairs will coordinate the nation’s cybersecurity. HA policy fol… https://t.co/m2oDwaIXvc
I’m liking this concept. https://t.co/8bgf0drTEC
So far Dutton is giving a standard “cybers are important†stu#2018acscapic.twitter.com/50A1KJQDceQDce
The Australian Cyber Security Centre (ACSC) has been moved over to Dept of Home Affairs. #2018acsc
So yeah, I’m tweeting from @ACSCConference today. Program at https://t.co/nv49pmpeFl and mute #2018acsc to avoid. W… https://t.co/snbO3hr5ma
@80PerCentSecPat Alas, I need a new one myself, so my needs come first.
At least there’s some cyber hexagons over here#acsc20181pic.twitter.com/28N7Tstq7L7L
@verbaliza Hiya.
@trentyarwood I might go up there on Friday.
@jpwarren @twiddlekins I’m not going to APH today.
Well here we are then… #2018acsc pic.twitter.com/FmsX3JH4ee
@trentyarwood @jonkudelka @firstdogonmoon Light and shade, mate.
O hai. pic.twitter.com/eqbkLYtwaI
@trentyarwood There’s so much to do here, for the intellectually inclined. ACSC Conference for me.
@damonism I’m flat out today and tomorrow, but I might hit you up on Friday afternoon. I haven’t been up on the hill for ages.
@t_mu @CARROT_app I guess it depends on your personal settings. I have mine turned up to 11.
@trentyarwood What brings you to the Bush Capital?
jimkerstetter TECH PRESS: Ha, ha. These senators don’t understand this at all. REST OF WORLD: We don’t either.
Wed plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia (mostly done); @ACSCConference all day https://t.co/nv49pmpeFl #2018acsc; 1500… https://t.co/p6BmFR1H1E
How all policies are discussed, by both politicians and the media. Ping @awelder. https://t.co/DR6EAHk1Nh
RT @R_Chirgwin: Googling:
“facebook-icon†site:https://t.co/yFoxypciC6
…yields around 800 results. #JustSaying
This is lovely weather for Canberra today, @CARROT_app, though a little warm for this time of year. pic.twitter.com/Yolhc6qC8v
RT @RadioFreeTom: “Michael Cohen, the bag-walking, dick-swinging swagger-monkey wannabe thug attorney and consigliere for Donald Trump’s fa…
RT @MelanieHannah: he’s 33 https://t.co/Vtfpnoxcbz
adamzwar “Have you tried turning it off and on again.” pic.twitter.com/IJN8II0hVJ
RT @KevinBankston: A dangerous thing to say on multiple levels https://t.co/saZHcAhK3X
@rik_ferguson I did. :) And I agree 100%. It’s a different category of evil, and Zuckerberg will go to a different plane of Hell.
@rik_ferguson Which means they’re not giving informed consent.
@rik_ferguson Real people don’t understand that shit.
Not if they use the hotel’s internet to view any website at all with a Facebook widgetty thing. https://t.co/G3aLEsUhBx
@munin This is true.
RT @oscaron: Every time Zuck pauses or says ‘Senator’, I imagine he’s contacting the servers back home for response options. https://t.co/W…
It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye..pic.twitter.com/KhOOhgRXCOCO
Sadly I can’t watch the Zuckerberg testimony because I have deadlines. That does make me sad, in all the ways.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Cyber Dam Busters could give Australia’s military an asymmetric edgeâ€â€¦ https://t.co/HpjxNn5MHm
Wednesday. Do not open the blue container. Wednesday.