Gorn.
RT @Glinner: The news just described this as him “addressing speculationâ€. Love it https://t.co/qFea7Efu0c

paulmadsen Insulate yourself from market swings by mining both BTC and BCH with a single rig pic.twitter.com/aIdoUB00U1
Hey this gives me an idea… https://t.co/gV6wndX2ie

dr_ashwitt This article summarises all of the problems in my current and previous relationships pic.twitter.com/mIP2ZGOoPW
@iblametom This might also work. https://t.co/lXoIE89wFI
@iblametom Desperate, or if you see some particularly excellent headphones.
Mugging. https://t.co/iFD70pGgYo

thinkprogress The top Republican candidate to replace Paul Ryan is an avowed white supremacist bit.ly/2vcFx46 pic.twitter.com/OTCRMZvSN2
@developerjack @abcsydney @wendy_harmer We live in desperate times.
@developerjack @abcsydney Mate, I’m not going to have a crafty wank while on the radio, even if it i@wendy_harmerer.
RT @franksting: Fair https://t.co/3IpJdTHnsZ
@abcsydney The plus side of an 0630 media call being radio is that I don’t need to bother getting out of bed.
RT @paulmadsen: Your problem is that you are thinking with your Brain Brain https://t.co/zsYRUsXFDI
RT @LawyerRogelio: Cardboard cutouts of Zuckerberg stand outside the US Capitol, placed by advocacy group Avaaz to call attention to what i…
DennisDMZ At this point, the only guy on the internet that I trust with my personal data is that Nigerian Prince.
ZDNet Security training is useless unless it changes behaviours zd.net/2GVZ9uJ by @stilgherrian
Me at @zdnetaustralia 2 of 2: “Blaming Russia for NotPetya was coordinated diplomatic actionâ€â€¦ https://t.co/yIDKE5XBlT
Me at @zdnetaustralia 1 of 2: “Technical solutions won’t stop the real threats to elections: Democracy is best kept… https://t.co/IV4ZMtJOiW
RT @psmith: 1. Russia asks whether Yulia Skripal is being detained against her will by UK.
2. She releases a statement denying this.
3. R…
Nice line from last night’s @madashelltv:
“Does the idea of a government-run People’s Bank have legs?â€
“Well I hope… https://t.co/8jx2soknhV
@jplonie Happy days.
@jplonie Why does this keep happening?
TheRegister and 7) finally - retire to your darkened cave with some candles and a lot of batteries….
RT @TheRegister: 3) block USB ports (https://t.co/fJcrdhJA8D);
4) install machines in a windowless room with any LEDs under black tape (htt…
RT @TheRegister: Power supplies are a data exfiltration vector (https://t.co/Svnl6ir3au).
So, to sum up: to properly defend your setup, yo…
RT @CosmicRami: Tonight is #Yurisnight and it is being celebrated all across the world.
I shall have a vodka at 38,000 ft above the Austr…
Suddenly remembering I agreed to be on @abcsydney at 0630 tomorrow. Idiot me.
Same. https://t.co/ChOH0VTuFj
@garthk Correct. You have standard templates, and the handler on duty fills it in. Just like the duty forecaster wr… https://t.co/Hbj7O8jHSo
RT @riskybusiness: What an ingrate. https://t.co/9tWKY8GiKW
World’s worst New Wave cover band. https://t.co/C4Q6cMzaEV
@ari_hall I am aware of the Penis Owl, thank you.
@BobGrrl I suppose that is true.

Canberra explained. pic.twitter.com/75ByaJhiM5

Level Minus 2.5, because of course it is. pic.twitter.com/ebr6LPs6E0
@AusAmbCyber It’s not a high bar, Tobias.
FREEDOM! Attn: @JohnBirmingham. https://t.co/j6VwuGfIvt
I hear that the Laws of Thermodynamics have been repealed in the Hunter Valley, which should prove convenient.

FXMC1957 PHOTO OF THE DAY. Ralph Lincoln
(left), 11th Generation relative of Abraham Lincoln. pic.twitter.com/LPO8zZRQNB
RT @dlindleyau: @mpesce @stilgherrian @theage “An Australian first energy and blockchain deal could help make the NSW Hunter Valley the nex…
And the @ACSCConference is done. I’ll have a couple more stories up a@zdnetaustraliaia tomorrow#2018acscsc
This is a figure over been looking for for some time. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/UIAg2RPbMF
RT @smh: The temperature crept up to 34.6 degrees in the city this afternoon - a level that has only been exceeded in April once in the pas…
RT @mpesce: Blockchain to get ‘behind the grid’ in landmark Australian deal - BURNING COAL TO MINE BITCOINS BECAUSE THE DEATH OF THE PLANET…
ISO 27001! [Kills self] #2018acsc
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Blaming Russia for NotPetya was coordinated diplomatic action†https://t.co/tWVzLuuuee Cont… https://t.co/EaaQgSczVt
MOAR PEW-PEW MAPS! #2018acac https://t.co/iUnd4GMTnN
Oddly enough, given that we are all now on the information superhighway, I’ve long thought that we should have traf… https://t.co/kxvKGWPZK7
Audience member just asked why the ACSC can’t have a daily presence lik@BOM_auau with the weather#2018acscsc
George did say, wryly, that some commentators know what they’re talking about, and some less so#2018acscsc
Did David George just say that ACSC will open a 24/7 cyber newsroom? He did. Aim is “to lift the national conversation†on cyb#2018acscacsc
@dawnstarau Well, yes. No argument there.
While true, the massively greater size of the internet these days means that WannaCry and NotPetya have wider effec… https://t.co/LfgGZU8q5a
dawnstarau Seems people have forgotten about Nimda and Code Red that happened looooooong before WannaCry #2018acsc
@UTSITSecurity @macgibbon That @kcarruthers is terrible.
@kcarruthers @jplonie @macgibbon I am helping make this session become more interesting.
David George says ACSC’s new remit will include more outreach including blogs and podcasts. Refers to @ncsc’s “quir… https://t.co/CyqUluvT3t
So far it’s just a standard run-through of how they work and what’s been happening. Maybe new for some, but I soak… https://t.co/SPMI5vvXaY
@macgibbon It’s true! #2018acsc https://t.co/N2dOdGUKV1
@juhasaarinen @WhoresofYore I did not see this lobster-related response until just now. I approve, however.
RT @dobes: timeless question https://t.co/mOjGmzntnV
@alliecoyne @SnarkyPlatypus Dammit. :)
It’s the final event, the ACSC leadership panel. @macgibbon chairing, and senior people from AFP, ACIC, CERT Austra… https://t.co/XuDuYXmYcC
@SnarkyPlatypus This is the lesson. I’ll have to rely on @alliecoyne to keep me informed. https://t.co/ohsCGhtimj
@SnarkyPlatypus I see.
Sadly, I am too busy to be taught a lesson by the Dutch policeman. #notaeuphemism
@dobes @AbstractCode @Taco_Lad Mate, I am doing a truckload of cybering down here in Canberra, and even I have my limits.
@dobes @AbstractCode @Taco_Lad I’m not clicking on that until I’ve filed my next story.
@AbstractCode @dobes I could do a Gorillastrippergram.
Maybe I should phone @dobes to ask if he got my Twitter DM about having sent him an email.
RT @newscomauHQ: ‘My penis is much smaller than I said. It’s actually very small’ https://t.co/7sWD9s6I1r https://t.co/aRH3fu8DMN
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Technical solutions won’t stop the real threats to elections: Democracy is best kept safe b… https://t.co/JWrrbq386c
RT @esaueracker: Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used t…
RT @chochosmx: The year is 2040. The Information Superhighway is littered on both sides with discarded blockchains, carcasses of Docker con…
RT @SethAbramson: This is what happens when you tweet out your military plans in advance. https://t.co/jcgLmLUA9E

michaelkoziol The best Sky News strap of all time pic.twitter.com/rjQ7zGre07
@TFeakin @AusAmbCyber Here’s something I wrote in Oct 2017 about the state of play, at that time, of cyber diplomac… https://t.co/pEejdPjbgL
@TFeakin @AusAmbCyber Some nations are pushing for a fresh start on international law for cyber, rather than workin… https://t.co/PcLQk9cOks

In which @TFeakin @AusAmbCyber explains how cyberspace has become an internationally contested domain. #2018acsc pic.twitter.com/DdNkc7FvU6
Next up for me: Ambassador Tobias Feakin (DFAT), “International partnerships: Deterrence, Attribution & Foreign Interferenceâ€
@MikePresland Be nice.
@SnarkyPlatypus I have no idea how many migrants and refugees China takes in. Must find out.
@SnarkyPlatypus China still seems to be more mature and egalitarian about its processes, though.
@SnarkyPlatypus Mind you, one of CN’s tactics is using these low-cost infrastructure loans, which the host nation c… https://t.co/GILOazBDoQ
RT @_Mike_Holm_: The AFP said they’d be my best friend if I did this in IR: #2018ACSC https://t.co/n8s1mauJah
RT @michaelkoziol: Abetz: Why is the ABC celebrating the Hijab while “literally hundreds of thousands of women are facing arrest, imprisonm…
I won’t tweet much from this session, ’cos I’m taking more detailed notes than u#2018acsc18acsc

I’m sitting in on this panel on malicious activity against banks#2018acscspic.twitter.com/Xodj12k9MtMt

Nice work from @mercuryiss. #2018acsc pic.twitter.com/zluJWVk7gM
@evcricket @CARROT_app I got so much push-back when I said I like Canberra, but I actually do like Canberra.

@CARROT_app Yes, such a lovely day in Canberraâ€pic.twitter.com/WY1iRkR1D7D7
RT @scalzi: Via @reddit, the best school fundraiser I’ve seen. When Athena was in school and they did fundraising stuff, we would say “Can’…
RT @jeamland: “Hey, you ok?â€
“Yeah, just a bit of tennis elbow.â€
“Ah crap, yeah. I got told I had…†https://t.co/k5A3hiqKiZ
I’ll be over there soon, because I need my fix of cyber hexagons. #2018acsc https://t.co/zziM93E6nc
RT @upsetvictorians: Visual Classic from Mr Rees the court transcriber in Cardiff 1864. ‘She afterwards went into the street and did this t…
@christopherneal @ashabeeeee Happy days! BTW, are you in Canberra today?
@Taco_Lad @ashabeeeee Tell me about it! The whole thing goes from worser to worserer.
“Health holds crown as the most breached sector in Australia†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/6NEPQiAooJ Hurrah!
It’s true. @GordyPls is quite tall. https://t.co/9ktyk1yR4B
@mpesce @GordyPls They’re not Bavarians, you know. Despite the schtick for the tourists, Barossadeutsch are really… https://t.co/d2DRcp9Tcw
@trentyarwood @zdnetaustralia Well, it was. Just one so, so tiny that it made resilience the key word. Having read… https://t.co/f2CA6h8MSV

null_fruit Daring! pic.twitter.com/N4BbLdfSg8
@mpesce @sylmobile @GordyPls I have no idea what’s going on here, but whatever it is, it’s not my fault.
Thu plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; @ACSCConference day 2 https://t.co/nv49pmpeFl #2018acsc; more writing;… https://t.co/Qh5uSNqTzs
Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “ASD to review Australia’s cybersecurity and ‘drive out known problems’†https://t.co/KHeuP3iGDt #2018acsc
@Viss @DavidRudduck Thanks, @viss, I’ll be watching that later. There‘s been a few people mentioning that use incen… https://t.co/txHu0m43ym
RT @riskybusiness: Lol let’s all focus on Zuckerberg being a nerd instead of his testimony!! Yeah lol good one he’s a robot alien ha ha.
C…

expectproblems 2018 has no shame. It takes and it takes. pic.twitter.com/oe1XTLMUQy
RT @fanfiction_txt: While Mark Zuckerberg and Eduardo were crying like babies about their failures, there was a sudden boom from the entran…
RT @NewtonMark: I love this. https://t.co/a2LmiKduk8
RT @NuclearAnthro: Now I want fried chicken. Shaped like Iran. https://t.co/pIPKfiFcmP

The lovely weather for Canberra comes with a warning from @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/MPOHCbrxIc
I’d set the alarm for the 0500, accidentally hit stop instead of snooze, and slept through until now, 0720. Clearly… https://t.co/xnB9rvABme
Thursday. The blue things are very blue, and they bite. Thursday.