Gorn.

PulpLibrarian #InternetAlternatives: Dateline (1980). pic.twitter.com/4h3jysPfci

Nice to be back in Sydney, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/igebmUsV03
@franksting Very excite.

Approaching Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/xZVaE8lh3u

@jxeeno And now Run 382. pic.twitter.com/xX5RachAAi

@jxeeno Hurrah! We’ve become SP36 Specialpic.twitter.com/LQF3CAYCPwPw
@jxeeno That’d be the worst movie ever. “Go Rogue at Campsieâ€.
@jxeeno We’ll be late into Central, though, because there’s a T3 all stops ahead of us, and we won’t be able to pas… https://t.co/KHpVh5A0UD

@jxeeno Staying on passenger lines though, at least for now. pic.twitter.com/2vGmthqAPG

@jxeeno And as you predicted, we’re going via Liverpoolpic.twitter.com/OYVzIAUOP5P5
@jxeeno So that’s the two T buttons, the left one and the right one?
@jxeeno Ah, thank you.
@jxeeno Hey @jxeeno we have two trains showing as run Sp36, one as 636, one as STH. Also, we’re currently at Campbe… https://t.co/WpPuBq53An
@jxeeno And we’re diesel, so we can go anywhere.
@jxeeno There haven’t been any announcements yet, but then we run express from Campbelltown to Central so there’s n… https://t.co/EiLNmc5gja

Approaching another of the excellent* track alignments in the NSW railway network. pic.twitter.com/hKXPcGJKhZ
@jxeeno Up through Liverpool?
OK sorry I stand corrected. https://t.co/C8QjHG1x36

Departing Moss Vale. pic.twitter.com/I5PVmAsWsE
@jxeeno Sorry, yes, I should be using your map. I’ll do that next time.
AS WE PASS THROUGH THE SOUTHERN HIGHLANDS I CAN FEEL ALL MY SPHINCTERS TIGHTEN AND AN URGE TO BUY AN AUDI AND LISTEN TO VINCE JONES RECORDS.

SEE? HERE IS A MAP. pic.twitter.com/YWQYuTzVH0
MORE THAN HALF-WAY TO SYDNEY.
“The British’s mastery of the oceans made Catholic king Philip of Spain furious in Spanish, so he sent his secret w… https://t.co/u5mZJwhsRI
Watching “Cunk on Britain episode 2: The Empire Strikes Back†https://t.co/lGyIlrJeqN
@JonoH @madcatjo2point0 Yep.
@madcatjo2point0 @JonoH You have to fetch your own from the buffet these days, but the buffet is in the first class… https://t.co/rfMX6UQA7U
@madcatjo2point0 @NuclearAnthro Bah! I know how to cook kangaroo properly, so it can’t be that hard.
@newcastleboyy @NuclearAnthro The eastern greys are friendlier than the big reds, but yeah.
@NuclearAnthro Will you complain if I say they’re really yummy?
@NuclearAnthro I’ll stop now. I didn’t realise you were quite so delicate about these matters. I kinda grew up with roadkill.
@JonoH It’s a smidge over four hours, and passenger levels vary wildly. The afternoon run down from Sydney on Tuesday was packed.
@NuclearAnthro The kangaroo is the marsupial equivalent to a deer or whatever, so getting hit by trucks and trains… https://t.co/E0rt8y1iXV
@NuclearAnthro I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK AT IT.
@timpoliti Around 70 to 75, from memory. That’s the standing strength of the RAAF fighter and strike squadrons.
@NuclearAnthro Then don’t look at what happened last week. https://t.co/fIJIRMPEUy

En route to Sydney. pic.twitter.com/LDVEPuytL2
#blueandsilvertrain, it is go.
@aacole42 Mostly things are.
@jpwarren That’s while article is an excellent update, but those two paragraphs were glorious.
The train is very lightly booked today, so I’m hoping I can move to another seat because 240V configuration.
Herewith, CLK636, being the Saturday evening train from the nation’s capital to its largest city. At least today it… https://t.co/9jN7JjCZO7
See? You can’t pin this one on me. https://t.co/bUMSKKPa0i
Gosh, @BSidesCbr, this is a tight budget. Well done. https://t.co/2QS97bnnEF
@christopherneal It was an exceptionally good party and I mostly lived to regret it.
RT @Jimllpaintit: The Weather Girls performing “It’s Raining Men” whilst surrounded by a scene of absolute carnage as the aforementioned me…
RT @CCandUC: I guess working on technology is 50% being amazed by people being more brilliant and human than you thought possible and 50% l…
“Ports, Pipelines, and Geopolitics: China’s New Silk Road Is a Challenge for Washington†(23 Oct 2017) https://t.co/Kg6rHJaYo5
@voltagex @jpwarren @dobes @Metlstorm Indeed. But I was lazy and didn’t retype it. (Hi, @Metlstorm!)
Attn: @jpwarren @dobes. Problem solved! https://t.co/BQOrQlw2LL
Dear #RSAC attendees, I went to this party last year, and I can confirm that it was all an extremely bad idea. https://t.co/JiPQ5rOCFO

StratSentinel Flying gas stations are important to any major military operation. pic.twitter.com/AUjtxCC5Ik
@moylecroft @NewtonMark It is an excellent word, and we should use it more.
@purserj @jpwarren The article that I linked to runs through all of the excellent* capabilities of the F-35. It’s… wonderful.
@NewtonMark FIRE BEER!
RT @BrandyLJensen: this is what we call a win-win https://t.co/hMMXv6uBTS
@AbstractCode Well they ARE invisible.
Dear #RSAC attendees, I went to this party last year, and I can confirm that it was all an extremely bad idea. https://t.co/JiPQ5rOCFO
@jpwarren “The Government Accountability Office highlighted the same problem in an October 2017 report that found t… https://t.co/gHutiML55m
@jpwarren “This is all part of the much larger problem of the defense contractors building themselves permanently i… https://t.co/jUXMkl3UFl
This is some totally @jpwarren grade project governance right here. https://t.co/v0HnPHYSdT https://t.co/vpH3VZWDYo
RT @Tim_Beshara: A war zone? Like with dead bodies laying around… Children wandering the streets looking for shelter and food… Never kn…
This story has excellent* and reassuring* details of the F-35 software systems that should inspire* us all. https://t.co/JNaaYo3eFU
RT @StevenRajam: Radio lovers! What are current podcast “archetypes” that have become almost clichéd? Eg;
- Gumshoe producer-cum-detective…
RT @mainframed767: This is a normal thing for a totally normal company to do. https://t.co/mIvan1hqhV
LLah_Nomis @stilgherrian I never knew the plural for John Farnham is a Snatch.
RT @aloria: Brands dunking on @neiltyson is my new favorite thing https://t.co/iFLB7clPzE
“There’s Still No Finish Line in Sight for the F-35 Program†(26 Mar) https://t.co/v0HnPHYSdT
RT @adamliaw: You guys knock MyGov but getting an email telling you that you have email is a fabulous way of communicating. I especially li…
Close down the ABC now! https://t.co/zbHe11ccHz
“21st-Century Gunboat Diplomacy: China and America are spawning a new great-power naval rivalryâ€â€¦ https://t.co/950VsEojVj
Actually this is very special. Attn: @rohan_p @dobes. https://t.co/t7kOSkyphI
michaelianblack I am apparently the only person online who has no idea what the right thing to do in Syria is.
We now cross live to Alex Jones for his commentary. https://t.co/sBS3fSxp4A
RT @ThereWillBeGin: Chefs seem obsessed with removing more and more of the original structure of foods:
Salmon mousse
Basil foam
Strawberr…
Nice episode of “Trump, Inc†last time: “Trump, the Ex-Lobbyist and ‘Chemically Castratedâpca.st/E56vo/b512DcsqAI
@jonkudelka This is very good, Jon.
RT @jonkudelka: Today’s @australian cartoon. https://t.co/IwwtepWQIn
RT @CrimeADay: There are no federal crimes relating to Earth, Wind & Fire’s “September.â€
Thank you for your emails.
RT @purserj: Netflix tweeters are best tweeters https://t.co/bIb4Kx12eK
If you’re still after some weekend cyber reading, here are my contributions. https://t.co/vlH8LsW3Zi
“Chinese man caught by facial recognition at pop concert†https://t.co/MjLdZrVzR1
RT @BuzzFeedNews: Trump has just announced military strikes on Syria in response to a suspected chemical weapons attack over the weekend ht…
“Photography Friday: Luo Yangâ€
https://t.co/l6fq8j5O1x “A young female photographer that is defying expectations, s… https://t.co/AwXa2DznJE
snurbbotinfo This is a goose.
@CraigsOverItAll Meh.
@virtualpete @BSidesCbr Yes and no. I’ve had a solid week of being with a ton of people and absorbing a lot of info… https://t.co/Oss1YiSnen
Sat plan, complete redraft: Slow start (done); early lunch (soon); find somewhere pleasant to sit and read and catc… https://t.co/HQQfN17sF7
This looks like the @Channel4News doco shown in the UK a few weeks back. https://t.co/JxyjGshZdB
@erstkate Don’t worry. If the journo withdrew it then it wasn’t right.
Regional dialect. https://t.co/BUU6sSmMy8
@doctormcdougall Yeah but you’re weird.
All of them. https://t.co/6NTA3uZjer
RT @MichaelPascoe01: Thanks heavens Mitch Fifield tossed Foxtel a lazy $30 million and cut the free-to-air licence fees or they’d barely be…

bradheath Prosecutors aren’t saying which crimes they believe Cohen committed, but the blacked-out portion isn’t short. pic.twitter.com/AWWGDbGsQc
I’m also liking this collective noun. An “anguish of vegansâ€. https://t.co/gfukLcOIbC
warriorofwoke @shellity Barbecuing onions is hard. Friend of mine tried it and got attacked by a tiger. True story.
RT @shellity: While I was selling sausage sambos at Bunnings for Scouts this morning, a random bloke was kind enough to stand by and tell u…
RT @mawsonguy: A startup parable.. man spends years building giant robot, robot cannot leave building, built too big for the door https://t…
I do so love the currawongs. Ping @ApostrophePong. https://t.co/q5MdvFFoha
@misosusanowa Ah yes, I remember all these things. Please stop talking now, you’re bringing back terrible, terrible memories. :)
@kcarruthers @macgibbon We “spoke†about it does not mean we “agreed†about this.

MalcolmNance So he ran and pulled his tweet. Here it is for posterity. pic.twitter.com/rIWt6WfCSn
@kcarruthers @macgibbon Kate, this is precisely NOT my proposal.
RT @AdamWeinstein: Jesus, who’s taking these photographs? Scorsese? https://t.co/3TLMSQ2oXo
@misosusanowa Heh. True enough.
Facebook Doesn’t Need To Listen Through Your Microphone To Serve You Creepy Ads†from @EFF https://t.co/7d74K16gwq
@jpwarren This is true. Rebuilding capability will take 5 to 10 years, in my view. Which is longer than an election… https://t.co/teNnSlGSVT
RT @CommonESCGirl: If you ever feel sad, remember that the world is 4.5 billion years old and yet you get to exist the same era as Lee Lin…
RT @nytimes: Black infants in America are now more than twice as likely to die as white infants — a racial disparity that is actually wide…
@jpwarren I don’t think Australia is ready for this, Justin.
felixsalmon Oh you mean *that* Prague!
Tetanus? https://t.co/dfbXT6siYz
@jpwarren Are you mocking my excellent proposal?
RT @AriMelber: The Feds allege Michael Cohen doesn’t really practice law anymore, mostly does stuff for Trump, and that they have sensitive…
“Electoral margins behind Dutton’s South Africans†https://t.co/1F0zMKlb9w “The campaign led by Coalition MPs for s… https://t.co/MONRGSQ848

Nice work again for Canberra, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/mUNOx5dSwJ
RT @kels_316: sick of getting shot at while you’re digging holes for the NBN? Buy this armoured excavator, only $20k currently on grays. ht…
@vealmince I’m kinda cybered out, yeah. But they’re good cybers, and I have a couple more Canberra cybers to come early next week.
And finally, a modest proposal: “It’s time for cyber weather and traffic bulletins†https://t.co/wJZQhzyPCT Live fr… https://t.co/Xu3J8uPxB1
“Caught short by NotPetya, Australia to establish 24/7 ‘cyber newsroom’†https://t.co/34emfcxF0e The ACSC is expand… https://t.co/LwrAKZv5n0
“Blaming Russia for NotPetya was coordinated diplomatic action†https://t.co/tWVzLuuuee Reports comments by @AusAmbCyber @TFeakin.
“Technical solutions won’t stop the real threats to elections†https://t.co/ik0vn6cnTQ Reports on an @ASPI_org pane… https://t.co/hDza90GYrP
“ASD to review Australia’s cybersecurity and ‘drive out known problems’†https://t.co/KHeuP3iGDt Includes quotes fr… https://t.co/ET0cO4Dxbm
“Cyber Dam Busters could give Australia’s military an asymmetric edge†https://t.co/X2RojE7Ihn Reports on an… https://t.co/5VfnAB9QYc
Would you all like me to spam you with things that I wrote this week? Why yes, of course you would. Here we go…
@KrazyKarl910 I’m also mature enough for that.
@KrazyKarl910 That’s a point. Would you believe that I’ve never ever been there? [Hangs head in shame]
@thisMattWilson A couple of people have suggested the Cartier exhibition, but yes I think it would radicalise me.
Congratulations to @SatPaper, 200 editions young today. thesaturdaypaper.com.au
This is only slightly insane. https://t.co/UMB95RGkPH
Sat plan, outline draft: Slow start; maybe visit a cultural institution; maybe lunch somewhere nice; maybe neither… https://t.co/mgOsiAqYr4
It’s good to see that through all these difficulties, domestic and international, @realDonaldTrump remains statesma… https://t.co/gEfZgmZk53
Saturday. Aloe vera is the answer. Saturday.