Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 15th, 2018

@TooheyMatthew Oh I’m fine. I don’t have to use the highway.

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@camdenlawyer @Boeufblogginon I’m not doing this. I’m just reporting the current state of the traffic.

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I misread the map before. If you want to get from Katoomba Lawson right now, it’ll take you more than an hour. pic.twitter.com/1MVNRqXxq8

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HLMenckenBot The objection of the scandalmonger is not that she tells of racy doings, but that she pretends to be indignant about them.

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@JasonNg88 Interestingly, the Google Maps is showing only a 10 minute delay compared with normal traffic.

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@JasonNg88 Station Streetwise is jam packed with people who thought they might avoid things by going down Sinclair past the lake.

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@JasonNg88 That traffic advisory was posted at 1139 and the Highway is still shut down nearly four hours later.

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I am now WAITING PATIENTLY because it’ll take a while for a taxi to battle through this traffic.

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@purserj Yeah but that’s without killing people.

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@shaneoneill As soon as I saw westbound traffic banked up like that, I knew it was a road accident. With both directions closed, a mess.

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Also, wet Sundays. Also, other days of the week when it is sunny. Or raining. Or dark.

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Sigh, I’d guessed it was something like this. Sunny Sundays bring them on. twitter.com/NanoRaptor/sta…

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The Great Western Highway appears to be geb0rken just east of Wentworth Falls, with traffic backed up 3 or 4km.

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MalwareJake In as in life, wording is everything. Imprecise language can end careers and impact lives. While I think this..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zp

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OH, reason for talking so loudly I can hear them down the other end of the quiet carriage: “I know it is, I’ve just..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1N

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MattLaslo South Florida station wins for most lit graphic E. V. E. R. twitter.com/wplglocal10/st…

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@Taezar Still, a beautifully ambiguous photo.

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emlybkr Refreshing honesty from the Daily Mail this morning dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti… pic.twitter.com/OI1ZNEewHR

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@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p I have no idea but BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN BLOCKCHAIN.

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@Taezar Look more closely. That’s a woman bending over her luggage, the guy standing behind her, and a guy (hidden)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lz

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@DavidFeng This is true, but much as I’d like viaducts with 350km/h trains it’s not going to happen.

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@NuclearAnthro Never stand between a postgrad and free food.

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fryan A Chinese company recently offered each of the 52 members of Vanuatu’s Parliament a free laptop. Hmm, I wonder why?..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tq

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You know, @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p, when I’ve been on the verge of homelessness this was absolutely the thing I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dw

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NewtonMark Reading Tim Winton’s thoughts about the history of class in Australia in @THEMONTHLY with a banner ad announcing th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ti

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luke_j_obrien No, Russian built air defenses didn’t shoot down the majority of the LACMs fired at Syria last night.

Maybe if we..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KJ

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@danieljbaird A squirrel in Sydney really would distract me.

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Sun plan, supplemental: I’m likely to distract myself from that plan with very little encouragement.

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Sun plan, redraft: Slow start (done); pho; stupid errand because I am a clumsy idiot; rail replacement bus then tra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iZ

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The @SatPaper editorial on the “Hateful numbers” of immigration is another powerful piece, but will anything ever a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IG

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JanelleCShane This is one of my favorite examples. It figured out how to remotely crash its opponent’s computer to win at tic-tac..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v7

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celesteleighb This is a real tree placard at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden and I’ve been keeping it to myself for far too long pic.twitter.com/hNwXN8tUcm

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BrendanNyhan Partisanship is a hell for a drug twitter.com/justinamash/st…

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41Strange Portraits from the 2017 World Beard And Mustache Championships
(Photos Michaela Rehle) pic.twitter.com/10eJkZicjP

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“Throw your resolution centre.” Note also, that they’re not the letter A in the word PayPal down the bottom. pic.twitter.com/ZdQDSQJui1

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@Davelennonabc I know exactly what’s happened, and as luck would have it I’d previously booked in for 0915 tomorrow..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pX

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Sun plan, supplemental: I seem to put out my lower back yesterday, and not in a fun way. My radius of action will b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j2

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JWhiteWildlife Encountered a very large wedge tail eagle working over a road killed roo. Impressive animal, but a taste for road k..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zQ

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astronomolly I think “Sorry, the wine bar had no reception” is my new “going through a tunnel; you’re breaking up.”

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jpwarren Tay is an APT now. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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dyLABs Wheat germ is 25% protein, which is the same as chicken breast. Time to rebrand wheat germ “Man wheat” and sell sell sell!!!

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mrchrisaddison This new assistant isn’t really working out any better. pic.twitter.com/z3O9hKD7wA

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“WPP boss Sir Martin Sorrell quits” by @mumbrella mumbrella.com.au/wpp-boss-sir-m… “The world’s most powerful advertising ex..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mE

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maddow There’s my life before I had seen this, and then there’s my life now. twitter.com/BeschlossDC/st…

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fanfiction_txt Naruto’s too pimp to be a Juggalo. Canonically, the only character to be a Juggalo is Kankurou. And possibly Orochi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zp

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ScottLimbrick when you repeat the same joke at the dinner table to make sure everyone has heard it pic.twitter.com/HeqLvutiLP

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ptak DeadPunk—Acme Dead Co., economical corpse shaving, from Casket & Sunnyside for January 1912. pic.twitter.com/eTkizq5bM8

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@jckkrr That’s Oz Weather by @ozpda @gpdawson, one of several that he’s done. pic.twitter.com/cagCzVgYVu

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Sun plan, outline draft: Sloth start; some sort or food, possibly twice; replacement bus then train to Wentworth Fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PR

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stilgherrian If you’re still after some weekend cyber reading, here are my contributions. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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zerochoirs sounds like something that harmful coconut water would say pic.twitter.com/M0TadIzRYM

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quinncy I use nicknames for political figures. Here’s the cheat sheet. pic.twitter.com/4s4x9kDxCK

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ReelQuinn We should probably be calling this war “Desert Stormy.”

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Gosh that’s some wind gust in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/EuWOCy2hdI

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Sunday. Three large cartons would be enough, as long as you limit things to the most vital organs. Sunday.

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