@R_Chirgwin @michaelneale That could be Otway amusing for a while.
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin I think “Otway†came out of a mistyped “quiteâ€, somehow.
@developerjack You’d be surprised. Anyway, you don’t fit the criteria. Unless there’s something you’re not telling us.
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin It was getting Otway smoky up here. I had a couple of very annoying coughing fits.
Do not neglect your bowels. https://t.co/r0I7x6g5Ad

WhoresofYore Young man in an anti masturbation corset (1830) pic.twitter.com/QGIgqiEm4a

Histreepix PM Theresa May laying eggs in a child host, in preparation for a Tory landslide. Whitehall. June, 2017. pic.twitter.com/bF0UEkKX9o
This seems fair. https://t.co/6aWnpdlM56
@R_Chirgwin It’s been growing, so I dunno.
This is another bit of that SEKRIT project. I can’t respond to messages tonight, because reasons, but will tweet so… https://t.co/wINcYtNG3u
So this SEKRIT editorial project I’ve mentioned? Here’s one of the pieces of it. (Must fix that “éâ€.) Would you lik… https://t.co/3dHyTU7sjf
@siggsau Well here we are then. :)
My concept of what “hilarious†means is possibly a bit off.
This is both hilarious and fascinating international escalation. https://t.co/SoZKziEAcw https://t.co/SoZKziEAcw

CcibChris This may be the lowest pass ever
Spitfire flown by the late Ray Hanna
Repeat picture but worth seeing again pic.twitter.com/2GMhZOya4P
RT @MatthewBevan: Yeah it’s a real head-scratcher https://t.co/2OC8jROfCg
RT @JoshBBornstein: A reminder. The strongest whistleblower laws in Oz apply to unions only. Those applying to private sector are moribund.…
It’s barely enough. https://t.co/aGIstV5KfD
“‘Ridiculous’ $7 Vegemite toast†https://t.co/0vZsxhAI6q You could charge $8.50 for this. https://t.co/zxKSjg5SPP
@smartbrain What would be even more efficient than either of those things would to make Songkran last all year.
“Facebook grilled by Indonesian Parliament over user data breachâ€@smh@inkl.com/a/qQbjkkhmAqaK3Kh

Close enough. pic.twitter.com/JjPFEzjTBV
“Luxembourg leads the trillion-dollar race to become the Silicon Valley of asteroid mininginkl.com/a/ybZrlRFlLgXteSK
“Futuristic suicide pod draws crowds at Amsterdam funeral showinkl.com/a/VkaLkWflWjYztms
“Thousands of Android apps may be illegally tracking children, study findsinkl.com/a/nQMxWqtmXoBVp1j
“Sorry Populists, Australia Says Mass Immigration Is a Good Thing†f@businessninkl.com/a/GGvzrLFEAxLzsL9
RT @NCSC: Ciaran Martin this morning spoke to @BBCr4today regarding the joint technical alert we have released alongside @DHSgov and @FBI h…
“Facebook facing class action over facial recognition software†https://t.co/8HVdacfLbp https://t.co/jOueBiiiiq
RT @MarkDiStef: I see this may becoming a little relevant again… Peta Credlin is the only Sky News presenter with her own office, and it ha…
@MashaSchulmann @TeenVogue One should always look nice during a nuclear war, right @NuclearAnthro?
I want one. And I don’t even have a garden. https://t.co/u78R1r83cO

TeenVogue Calvin Klein Is Selling $390 Rubber Gloves bit.ly/2JNl213 pic.twitter.com/Tc4DDSayDa
@MelAnalyst Arf! Arf! Arf!
@KetanJ0 So sad.
RT @Forbes: Surveillance company run by former Israeli intelligence officer is harvesting Facebook photos for massive facial recognition da…
How did we ever get by before now? https://t.co/Kdyss4MAHA
RT @thegrugq: The first Russian émigré in the U.K.! https://t.co/WZpCryukIY
@AbstractCode @Taco_Lad Collateral damage.
@AbstractCode @Taco_Lad No, if pure water touched Abetz he bursts into flames.
RT @hellohistoria: a tip for visiting a cemetery ðŸ’🻠https://t.co/2ku3fQMleJ
RT @jmkorhonen: Peoples of the Internet!
The Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism Universal Store is now open and distributes #FALC…

@Taco_Lad @AbstractCode This sort of thing? pic.twitter.com/0Fi3ETR9jB
@dsturnbull @steampowerednet @SnarkyPlatypus On your recommendations I’ve just bought “Iron Kingdom†and added it t… https://t.co/rYl8XHP1r3

@AbstractCode I’d use a bandsapic.twitter.com/8duf6CzCaPaP
@dsturnbull @steampowerednet @SnarkyPlatypus Thanks, that makes much more sense within my limited understanding of European history.
I will enjoy listening to this, I am sure. https://t.co/fidkOfWCsa
You’d get the same picture if you sliced through Eric Abetz. https://t.co/rhOjmRaWpD

MichaelDell From 1985… Motherboard for our first 286 based PC, hand wired by Jay Bell (RIP)… And the production version pic.twitter.com/4gSg4k2ChA
RT @CrimeADay: 18 USC §1382 & 32 CFR §636.28(b) make it a federal crime to ride a moped into Fort Stewart unless you’re facing forward.
@michaelneale The conspiracy goes deeper than we thought,
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin To be clear, Hazelbrook was on the map when I first checked it, but it’s gone now.
RT @jdub: “I didn’t even know what vapid meant.â€
@michaelneale @jonoabroad @R_Chirgwin The report is less than an hour old, so your attempted alibi needs a lot of work, mate.
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin As long as the white diamonds are disappearing from the map I am happy.
RT @CatVsHumanity: Telegram started using Amazon’s AWS to bypass Russian censorship. Now, if you were @roscomnadzor (highly unlikely becaus…
@ashabeeeee @DDsD @dobes @rohan_p Sigh. Can’t we just use all these people as landfill?
@R_Chirgwin That’s in addition to the one at Blaxland.
@R_Chirgwin Out of control fire at Baths Rd, Hazelbrook.
@DDsD @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p And blockchain.
@steampowerednet @SnarkyPlatypus Ah. European history is not exactly my strong point, at least not before 1914 or s… https://t.co/jNiCDIiooq
@GiovanniTorre @stevesilberman The more you dig into who there people are, the worse it looks.
South Australia’s Barossadeutsch came from the orange bit. In the late-1830s onwards. Ethnic Germans and religious… https://t.co/MAtjEkGQbM
RT @page_eco: This map superimposes the border of the German Empire (1871-1918) on the electoral results of the 2007 Parliamentary election…
“UK telcos warned on use of ZTE equipment: Report†by @dobes https://t.co/1ia6Rv8ov5 (Not paywalled as the FT one i… https://t.co/ka5ajw7F4G
RT @nehadk: Find you a man that looks at you the way @SquigglyRick looks at @jrhennessy. https://t.co/X1Zl07OjWY
RT @stevesilberman: My god. The head of the parent company of Cambridge Analytica knew Trump’s demonization of Muslims was comparable to Hi…
RT @jpwarren: Clearly they should be working down mill with their parents. https://t.co/x2ZubEyXIG
Tue plan, another draft that I said I wouldn’t do but here it is anyway: Attempt to stay awake; triage inbox. The e… https://t.co/tKscUJ6NQX
RT @mediagazer: Since January, every book to occupy the number one spot on the New York Times nonfiction bestseller list has been about Tru…
@apgadoz That I haven’t tried. And you know, I think I’ll continue to not try it.
@BenMHZ @BoozyBadger I’ll add it to the list.

jperlow The Notch is like the 2018 version of the 1959 tail fin. pic.twitter.com/S8rJPDXFV7
Tue plan, supplemental: If you were expecting me to do anything specific for or with you today, you should now adjust your expectations.
Tue plan, very late and only draft: Attempt to stay awake; triage inbox; semi-urgent errands and probably dinner of some sort, Katoomba.
RT @BoozyBadger: I swear, if “hammering nails in your dick” was a thing, there would be people screaming for the ability - nay, the RIGHT-…
RT @matthew_d_green: Every time I visit RSA I think it’ll be fun to walk around the show floor and make fun of silly products but then it j…
I don’t think that’s what’s happened, but Im not sure why else I’m feeling so dreadful. I hate the Annoying Side Effects days.
Hey Pharmacologists and Pharmacists, is there enough alcohol in a couple litres of lemon, lime, and bitters to trig… https://t.co/csf7x0PEI6
@dobes I fell asleep after that initial burst and only just woke up. And even then “awake†is a bit of a stretch.I feel remarkably terrible.
Yes, @larz, this is exactly how I feel. https://t.co/xCeuE1OQBU
Um.
@JohnBirmingham Only just now?
Today we are all vapid cunts.
Part B. https://t.co/z8Om5eKKRV
Part A. https://t.co/ao60ommmq8
Because the Normans won. https://t.co/ir0sYgw1hC

Exactly, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/3D6cFaXhNc
Tuesday. The powder will help stop the itching. Tuesday.