Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Cyber fraudsters now stealing millions in single transactions†https://t.co/15dAmhlqvB
@smartbrain Well it’s true@SnarkyPlatypusus
@dobes Indeed.
@dobes I am just a pawn in your pathetic games. Sigh.
@dobes Did you turn one of my “among†to an “amongst†recently?
@gathgwyn Well, more of a deep-thought pause while deciding what to wash next.
In which @gathgwyn expresses a small amount of post-dining satisfaction. pic.twitter.com/dfKi64f6xE
JohnBirmingham Have we voted yet on who to cast into the Outer Darkness this Anzac Day?
RT @burgotastic: Yeah but it’s Karl Stefanovic doing the urging. That’s like being told what to do by a sea cucumber https://t.co/5ySToKuGYF
Just to be clear, the banking royal commission was my idea.
stephcd Concept: isolation tent for open concept offices pic.twitter.com/e08EketsQw
@davidgerard HAHAHAHA. pic.twitter.com/ZiwjdO3r20
More brilliant investigative work from the @BuzzFeed crew. https://t.co/55JHDJcqVk
@JohnBirmingham Oh, as you should be. As you were.
@JohnBirmingham I’m detecting a good topic for tomorrow’s ASB.
@MoaniePandium @JohnBirmingham Rottnest Island!
Crossing the Nepean. instagram.com/p/BhvflBvhb1e/
Finally starting to read @davidgerard’s book and finding that it has a lovely frontispiecepic.twitter.com/tlwfDWOk4h4h
@JohnBirmingham @EuanJ_Thomas It’s win-win!
@JohnBirmingham So I wonder where China will put its base now. Bougainville would be an excellent troll. Or somewhe… https://t.co/3Vdkbwujhl
@JustJimWillDo Heh. I think he’s learned his lesson on that one.
“Vanuatu PM assures Turnbull there will be no Chinese military baseâ€, so there’s that. https://t.co/ZRarwWb8Yo https://t.co/pMPiZZCDp7
“CBA customer dead for a decade but still charged fees, commission hearsâ€
https://t.co/q8PpXzzNbG https://t.co/BWLSpOoTSK
@RealNickHodge @johnb78 @franksting @gathgwyn I do hope not.
RT @7NewsSydney: Mosman: A triple-0 emergency alerting police to a man covered in a blanket, holding a knife to a driver and passenger turn…
Another taxonomy of ethnicity for the @SnarkyPlatypus collection. pic.twitter.com/0ILobqPbt9
I’m descending out of the Mountains ahead of these storms, although as is often the case they’ll pass to the north. https://t.co/Z7eBQlmmn6
RT @NSWRFS: There have been a large number of lightning strikes recorded across NSW in the last hour particularly in the central & northern…
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cyber fraudsters now stealing millions in single transactionszd.net/2qKgIringty
@HulaBernard @mashable Mushly appreciated.
Now there’s a cloud formationpic.twitter.com/BD5nCthGhGhG
RT @Pinboard: If you think my dream of a urine-free BART is impossibly naive, but believe life extension, general AI or Mars colonization a…
RT @larrykim: On point! 😅💠#ui #ux https://t.co/P0oM30Ck1G
@RealNickHodge @gathgwyn I will do this thing, Reclusive Cat Man.
@gathgwyn That’s a very big word for a very small cat.
I am now having a geographical crisis. https://t.co/omK1Lg8fFN
Thu plan, remainder: 1530 train to Sydney; SEKRIT project research and other tasks en route; quiet evening with… https://t.co/pDsRnMWmjM
@Gregory_Brine If only there were some way to find out these things…
FakeDanTosello @mumbletwits can we please wean ourselves off the belief that the attention of the newspapers is the attention of the public? please?
IMPORTANT TECHNOLOGY. https://t.co/QGLpacJboe
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains drugs and cybers.
RT @workmanalice: Attorney-general Christian Porter has posted his office phone number on his FB page, offering visa assistance specificall…
RT @joshtpm: In Trumpese ‘people don’t realize’ means ‘i just heard for the first time’ https://t.co/XiaPFVS5nY
RT @australian: Here’s @jonkudelka on Commonwealth Bank’s ‘gold medal service’ https://t.co/gtGT0CvZC0 https://t.co/edpnP9XYQN
@CptHollingworth @bunjaree We have to keep each other amused in these troubled times.
Things are quite strange at @bunjaree sometimes.
Guy returns, holding a plastic object.
Him: “I found it.â€
Me: “That’s not very peculiarly-shaped.â€
Him: “No. I thou… https://t.co/qiEgIghlQf
I hear thunder.
@franksting I want one of those now.
A guy just walked into the room.
Him: “Have you seen a peculiarly-shaped plastic object?â€
Me: “Young man, over the… https://t.co/0FTztA8trF
@riskybusiness Yeah, but…
@juhasaarinen With difficulty, and more than a little disgust.
Is this wrong? I think this is wrong. https://t.co/9Xw7TvFlCe
Things are proceeding to plan. It is time, therefore, for salad.
RT @willclarkeinoz: One of the many reasons to love @TheRegister https://t.co/puDcRFdGDp
RT @CosmicRami: I love how other satellites watch new satellites launching into orbit.
#TESS #SpaceX #tess
HT @fringetracker https://t.…
RT @JoshBBornstein: Surely there can be no more compelling evidence of the organisational PTSD suffered by the ABC that it hired this guy…
RT @tveastman: BREAKING NEWS: TIME GOES FORWARDS https://t.co/51Lx1ySxWI
RT @jeannette_ng: HOW HAVE I ONLY JUST LEARNT that Martin Freeman & Andy Serkiss, due to their involvement in LOTR, were known to Black Pan…
RT @MrEwanMorrison: Abandoned Future. The Futuro, or Futuro House was a prefabricated UFO-shaped house created in the late 1960s. Licensed…
RT @hautepop: This is how it begins https://t.co/EnaWM2ZvRO
@jpwarren @NewtonMark Well, 10 or 15 years ago maybe.
RT @gsuberland: Bro has fifty million dollars in the bank and he chooses to drink Stella. https://t.co/w9WnftnPYn
@jpwarren @NewtonMark Probably not. Or if they do, they don’t realise that a URL change shouldn’t matter if the aud… https://t.co/LucI8cO24j
Thu plan, confirmed draft: 0740 @abcperth (done, may post audio later); write for @zdnetaustralia (very soon); pack… https://t.co/kpE0nxglyx
jeamland As an Australian I have questions. pic.twitter.com/9Cfo3mdirR
@mashable Dear @mashable, you are idiots. #zeroemissionship pic.twitter.com/4Q1FbrvSHp
Listening to the latest @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell podcast “Only Mostly Deadpca.st/Yv9sjDFA Wish me luck.
@garthk Maybe it’s only a thing on the electrics. They don’t have them on the Xplorer (P-Set) either. @jxeeno?… https://t.co/0VwqZAIygR
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: People pay for this rubbish (it’s worth chuckling your way through the the list though) https://t.co/4y54ZridKR
@NewtonMark I hate podcasts.
@tintinaujapon @abcperth This works for me.
@NewtonMark Ah yeah. For some reason SSL had turned itself off, so I turned it back on. Which means all the URLs changed.
@tintinaujapon @abcperth No, they’ve correctly spelled “EAXAMPLESâ€.
@garthk So here’s another thing for you to play with. See this plate? In this case that means “V-Set 15†i.e. the i… https://t.co/suD8ctmzXj
RT @bramhubbell: “Indians and Russians are Brothers†(1956)
“Let Chinese-Soviet Friendship Live Forever!” (Mid 50s)
You gotta love these po…
@juhasaarinen This saddens me. Back in my @abcadelaide days we crossed live to an RAF Nimrod and an RAAF Orion for updates.
Dear RAAF / RNZAF / RCAF / RAF types, is the Fincastle Trophy still a thing? https://t.co/MCn4KpXC3I
RT @aravosis: CNN is reporting that @realDonaldTrump had White House staff call the Russian embassy to reassure them we won’t be having any…
@mattcdef2000 @abcperth Better than having a real job, I guess.
RT @jpwarren: Seems we should redesign the mask to make it more intuitive. Thinking in an emergency is hard. https://t.co/JNDazcPKwj
@abcperth Is this presenter slightly mad?
@abcperth This @abcperth radio spot is coming up in a few minutes. https://t.co/U6SKOc3uTK
RT @joshgnosis: Can you imagine the derp if they tried to do this today https://t.co/88WSCMfO4m
@abcperth I’m listening to @abcperth talking about scams, and wondering if they also want to talk about business em… https://t.co/Oi6JxGP9Ok
Thu plan, initial draft: 0740 @abcperth; write for @zdnetaustralia; pack; 1430 train to Sydney; SEKRIT project rese… https://t.co/DUC8BG40hd
RT @Steve_Lockstep: Reprising my #BTC #blockchain criticism for #RSAC #cryptocurency panel. https://t.co/lnaJJC20qh
RT @Steve_Lockstep: “Proof of Work is unsustainable. There is nothing more to say about it.†- @matthew_d_green #RSAC #blockchain #cryptocu…
Histreepix The original ‘This Is Fine’ dog. Baikonur Cosmodrome, 1957. pic.twitter.com/xqTFbr9eoU
@oliyoung Yep. We had the entire top floor of the nearest, yellow building. Which in the 1920s photo is not the end… https://t.co/LZUEmAdI3G
RT @OzKitsch: The scourge of our age: crystal moth
https://t.co/n6BXzqqLM0 https://t.co/rumZZRKY0C
I’m talking about my column “It’s time for cyber weather and traffic bulletins†on @abcperth at 0540 AWST / 0740 AE… https://t.co/n7wZJCej3x
Seems fair, @CARROT_app. Ping @jeamland. pic.twitter.com/rVgnjhTjqM
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/zrYWBt8GkK
Thursday. Don’t just spray it everywhere. Use the nozzle properly. Thursday.