@RealNickHodge You’re forced to listen to podcasts?
This is a sentence I did not expect to read today. https://t.co/Vvjo9qOH1e
@RealNickHodge Oh dear God it goes for an hour!
… this is the one I really want. https://t.co/qPjMqL1Opr
While this one is obviously important… https://t.co/GjD91MWbks
Goddamit I want to buy all of these records. https://t.co/SLDm7Tf0ao
Actually I shouldn’t joke. The new strains of antibiotic-resistant gonorrhoea are going to fuck people up. So to sp… https://t.co/5CzDTVElHm
This is a lot less confusing, right @jxeeno? pic.twitter.com/rZQEQodWNm
@Boeufblogginon @oberonsghost Wow. I am genuinely surprised that it’s still a thing.
Lame superheroes #58: Super-Gonorrhoea Man. https://t.co/soCyMngsm1
RT @tommorris: Competing to burn energy faster than each other to inefficiently reimplement something that already works okay to further a…
@Boeufblogginon I’ve no idea. Seeing it advertised on that bus triggered some very vague early childhood memories.… https://t.co/SA4y8UvJ0I
@jxeeno I’m glad to be based in Ashfield for the next few weeks. It makes a lot more sense.
More to the point, who here remembers Ty-Phoo Tea? https://t.co/FoR7TyqAkk
RT @bryceroney: They haven’t seen @AntonyGreenABC https://t.co/2WcQSHuYF6
@jxeeno Chatswood can be very confusing sometimes.
Yeah, Sydney has been OK today. https://t.co/2Ck9waUMVr
@macleanbrendan To be fair, Brendan, you’re at least C-Grade.
@Kylez1967 @AtheistRepublic I think they mean that any one will do the trick.
RT @tommorris: Cryptocurrency for porn: finally testing out the question of “why would people who don’t pay for a commodity do so in a curr…
FXMC1957 PHOTO OF THE DAY: Two Daleks trying to board a London bus in the 1960s pic.twitter.com/955fINeiRi
RT @PPantsdown: Australian sex workers were blindsided recently by FBI’s seizure of Backpage/Cracker, the main classified ad location for i…
@Kylez1967 @AtheistRepublic I can only clock up 5, but then I’m male.
RT @smithkyren31299: This is what it’s like being a black man in America. This brother is getting his license, registration and insurance p…
AtheistRepublic This is going to be lit! pic.twitter.com/TUnZVL1oew
@JoeUchill Hi Joe, I’m Stilgherrian. Stil for short is fine.
RT @_youhadonejob1: Maybe because it’s a landline. https://t.co/g6hH7NmI5V
RT @expectproblems: ICYMI, Satellite Reign is free on Humble for the next 9 and a bit hours. https://t.co/ckcsBLq7Py
evansiegfried I submit into evidence exhibit # 3,925 that Jacob Wohl has the intellectual capacity of a potato pic.twitter.com/sfeZ0FRwSt
@stevelord @historylvrsclub It’s even nicer when the phone’s camera lens isn’t so smudged.
@stevelord @historylvrsclub Yep, in Sydney’s inner west right now, having a quiet drinks as dusk falls.
@stevelord @historylvrsclub Oh it’s certainly pretty. I just get annoyed with it being presented as reality. Anyway… https://t.co/6WD8CxAPwk
And in a very real sense, who is anyone?
Good question. pic.twitter.com/WsVaPFFfuO
@TheCalebBond @macleanbrendan If only there were some way to find out these things, eh?
@kcarruthers @FionaWiller So, like from here to the bar. Awesome.
@macleanbrendan @TheCalebBond Anyway, break a leg tonight.
@macleanbrendan @TheCalebBond Exactly.
@historylvrsclub @stevelord This photo has been debunked as rubbish so many times — well, as a piece of art — and y… https://t.co/wsrqbLnWdV
RT @AndrewKirell: Normal for prez to skip ex-first lady funeral, as Trump just announced he’s doing. But, gee, these people sure have gone…
@_midofo_ Humans being humans.
@FionaWiller @kcarruthers In just 7 metres?
@je_au @garthk Heh. Yeah, it takes like a couple minutes over a cup of tea or a gin at the end of the day, and requ… https://t.co/7E8OeiQz22
@macleanbrendan @TheCalebBond Wow. There goes any urge to try and score a root tonight.
@_midofo_ True, true… I don’t know whether my irrits at middle-class whiteys gushing over how wonderful PoC are a… https://t.co/LZSeSwFCCi
@macleanbrendan I’m sorry, but no one outside Adelaide is allowed to use the adjective “heaps†because “heaps goodâ€â€¦ https://t.co/YXBZuhUxAE
@_midofo_ I mean, I say all this as a middle-aged white male.
@_midofo_ Is Food Safari one of those programs where a white person gushes in awe that PoC can make interesting foo… https://t.co/3Ayxdtq8KA
@garthk @je_au Yeah, look at this segment. pic.twitter.com/MmNwNB8OWO
@oberonsghost But hilarious if you do throw that into the mix.
@garthk @je_au I know it’s probably only a couple lines of code, but I don’t do this shit any more.
@garthk @je_au Yeah if I’m going to fuck around with building shit I might as well go straight to the road-tracer thingy.
@NigelBell19 I’m not up to that part yet. Not by a long shot.
Don’t let these people fool you. The black swamp-stinkers are terrible animals. https://t.co/mHlkPxJpSJ
@_midofo_ OK, so 1. I can cope with ukulele in its proper environment, and 2. I love that the entire mod is wanderi… https://t.co/84ijd1jNXw
@NigelBell19 I normally record around 2pm. Does that work?
@paulwallbank Is your match just about to start? I’m not far away, in Portugaltown.
RT @JohnJohnsonson: Reminder that the @FinancialReview campaigned for years against a bank royal commission. Your free press controlled by…
@_midofo_ Is there a “not†missing from that somewhere?
Hey Brisbane, is there any reason why I shouldn’t record a Public House Forum podcast in your town on Sat 2 Jun? Be… https://t.co/kgOYZWEOmZ
Hey @_midofo_ this is beautiful, thanks for showing me some snippets from your patch. I just come and visit some ti… https://t.co/M4Qcaj0ndY
@rgmerk @expectproblems @jpwarren @drspacejunk We can certainly go there. Given that we had nuclear shit in series… https://t.co/Ny6VKkB4Ku
@je_au @garthk That’s VERY impressive. Can I be arsed writing something to call their API though? (If I get myself… https://t.co/8R5FqTaLnv
RT @LynneMcCarthy: Apparently there’s a 3rd option between buried and cremation. https://t.co/5Oz17cgpQH
@je_au @garthk Heh. This is like alt-J lyrics:
<extrude>true</extrude>
<tessellate>true</tessellate>
@je_au @garthk This is cut down to 125 points and maximum simplification, but it’s still a bit wiggly. Meh. It does… https://t.co/JG2SzQcbzC
@je_au @garthk Yeah this seems to do the job. This cuts it down to 300 points and moderate smoothing, but I can giv… https://t.co/PCJsmocgvG
@je_au @garthk Yeah it’s not too late in the day yet, and I can managed to follow the paths. Thanks. Manually editi… https://t.co/5ESAhHJbRf
@rgmerk @expectproblems @jpwarren @drspacejunk This is an excellent idea. I’ll pass it on to Shelley Birse, but I d… https://t.co/dLG6xKTzke
@je_au @garthk Yeah this is altogether way too wiggly. pic.twitter.com/lD409gXd0Z
@je_au @garthk Actually I’d love a smoothing algorithm for that. There’s way too many data points for my needs.
Packet grapes and supermarket dips? Really? #iamjudgingyouall https://t.co/Ul4TcUT1Zk
@je_au Well, @je_au @garthk, this is exactly what I want, thank you. I can even strip the times out of the GPX file… https://t.co/JJKdTHDj0O
@aspientiae OK, I’m there! Now I just need to find a Finn-friendly accomplice.
Entering Portugaltown.
“Chinese consumers snap up 80,000 durians after Alibaba signs 3 billion yuan food deal with Thai government†from… https://t.co/jfwtVYGnbO
“Americans want tougher rules for big tech amid privacy scandals, poll finds†f@guardiandinkl.com/a/xJBbWPTyZQdwvUw
shibacentraI before you proceed, you must answer our riddles pic.twitter.com/ccQfvs1c1P
@aspientiae We have a Finnish Club?
I wonder, @abcnews, whether which room he was using is all that relevant, except to continue using a really tedious… https://t.co/4jx4XreCo2
“‘I own you‘: UK teen [Kane Gamble] jailed for two years for hacking CIA chief’s phone from his bedroomâ€â€¦ https://t.co/cE4M0PjegO
“Swaziland King changes country’s name overnight†https://t.co/clSuem6tSB https://t.co/gT23pRK1qc
RT @inthemoodfortw: © Alexander Petrosyan https://t.co/TklXSyhDKA https://t.co/BGtNgd0GaP
Beautiful work. https://t.co/3EIPpu9rU0
@BXGD I’ve deleted it. There’s enough real ways to critique racism in America without having to make them up.
@BXGD This is also true. Now I have a dilemma. Delete the tweet because it’s poor, or leave it as testimony to my stupidity.
@BXGD I know, but it’s the weekend so it’s all weekend quality.
@JustinianNews @SatPaper Also pleased that @JustinianNews refers to a certain government minister as “Bonito Duttonâ€.
Nice digs from @JustinianNews in his @SatPaper Gadfly column. pic.twitter.com/MIZM52wCHx
Sure, go for it, kids. https://t.co/BxG9z1AOMK
RT @matt_cam: BREAKING: Trump DHS has formally directed Citizenship and Immigration Services to remove all instances of “thank you” & “we r…
Drunk old men carrying concealed weapons. The joys of being white in America. Sigh.
Yeah this is, as the cool kids say, a thread. https://t.co/csWiIxubl7
RT @HerbCarmen: Because the other four were on @CNN pretending they know something about diplomatic strategy and North Korea. https://t.co/…
@Retrovertigo You’re thinking of Wham. That was the duo with the Polish guy.
@munin It’ll be the former, kinda. The various community clubs can be wonderful places to eat and drink. I remember… https://t.co/XpAZ0aoWBE
Your “jokes†are terrible.
Is the Polish Club as dangerous as I imagine/hope it to be?
@mektronik @MichaelWestBiz @SatPaper @SnarkyPlatypus The system also has to work with the fact that we’re all cretins, too.
Pho’d.
RT @reaghanhunt: thats because you’re 14 years old https://t.co/BPwHo4sXFp
@MichaelWestBiz @SatPaper @SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, @MichaelWestBiz has written one of his excellent backgrounders on… https://t.co/8PqIN3Zcen
@FnordNelson @MGRANT65 @anusha_srini @JuliusFlywheel @Boeufblogginon @mmechomski @psychopoesie @flynnrita149… https://t.co/PvUJ9aCubI
@MichaelWestBiz @SatPaper @SnarkyPlatypus What astounds me is how such small campaign donations can influence polit… https://t.co/F6RiJQ4iBw
“Banks royal commission won’t change cultureâ€
https://t.co/X9IC1Ulhqe Great @MichaelWestBiz yarn in @SatPaper. Attn… https://t.co/Pxyo1K9nsQ
HAHAHAHA. https://t.co/ZvaJ9lXAyV
@natfran2012 Thanks. I think it’ll be lazier than it sounded in the plan.
@maldamkar Maybe “Get A Bigger Hammer Ltd�
@christopherneal I particularly like 1800 SCREWIT.
Most hackers’ idea of an “interactive projecpic.twitter.com/2SSIXycVq2XycVq2
Just Screw It. pic.twitter.com/Er1Nrtd7bl
@garthk I find it interesting that even though I’m on iOS, I didn’t even think of seeing what functionality Apple Maps could offer. Telling.
Sat plan: Slow start (done); pho (very soon); a day of interleaved walking and reading, to de-stress (includes erra… https://t.co/tIFubuF65a
@je_au That’s OK. I’m only mapping for amusement, for want of a better word, not fitness, so I can start and stop t… https://t.co/9FLTCnNX62
@jpwarren It’s going rather well, thank you. I’ll have to fill you in at some point soon.
meredithcmiles Did you know that Syrrhaptes sandgrouse have ditched the typical bird foot and traded it for a paw? #FeetsFriday pic.twitter.com/dc7bZV7Cl4
@jpwarren I’ll bear that in mind next time I’m serving in the military and get transferred to a SEKRIT location.
Several people have mentioned Strava, and this set of features would appear to match my needs. Installing into the… https://t.co/tsNjDfnkOa
@garthk This would appear to counter your information. https://t.co/kN4LhYvgm9
@JustJimWillDo It’s only a problem if I honk illegally.
America is so fucked up. https://t.co/0oEZhLVGCJ
@garthk I guess so, if that gives me data in a form that I can stick into My Maps in Google Maps.
I’m in no rush. I don’t need real-time display, but I would prefer detailed mapping, down to which street corners I… https://t.co/Y26NJo73Zh
Also, I am an idiot. Why am I worried about privacy if my end goal is actually to stick the resulting map on the in… https://t.co/2VDfc2n3nC
I suppose it doesn’t have to be a KML file.
Dear iOS Users, does Google Maps do a sufficiently fine-grained job of mapping walks like this — these paths were c… https://t.co/Z5K7MdPbXy
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @jpwarren @drspacejunk Is Monash still as adventure as it used to be, though? I see men… https://t.co/jVOCUM6kH6
RT @NewtonMark: NBNco’s website claims 99.9% availability. Which is about 44 minutes of downtime per month, significantly worse than mobile…
RT @crikey_news: [FREE] Alan Jones and Mark Latham launched their new book this week at an Indian restaurant to the confusion of diners, ev…
@expectproblems @jpwarren @drspacejunk Deserts are handy like that.
@jpwarren @expectproblems @drspacejunk REMINDER: “Fire Across the Desert: Woomera and the Anglo-Australian Joint Pr… https://t.co/qOHsTFgfF5
@jpwarren @expectproblems @drspacejunk Sadly the old locomotive at Victor Harbour has long since fallen apart to th… https://t.co/jWelSVfCTi
@jpwarren @expectproblems @drspacejunk Trains are OK if they’re an actual preserved steam locomotive, but even then… https://t.co/vgtKzeIMoI
@expectproblems @jpwarren @drspacejunk Agreed.
@semibogan If you feel conflicted you’re doing it right.
@expectproblems @jpwarren @drspacejunk This could be part of the premise for an excellent movie. Old Space Age kids… https://t.co/hJKZMbRHyB
@semibogan It’s a fair reading, though.
RT @semibogan: It’s probably be that I read this as “incest”. I’ve been on the internet too long https://t.co/267o0JRKDl
@expectproblems @jpwarren @drspacejunk Did @drspacejunk say that she’s got a list? Maybe we need to make a Google M… https://t.co/GSh02Mun9D
@NewtonMark @jeamland Look, you know what @jeamland is like.
@RadioFreeTom I get the feeling that people who whine “You try telling your children X†have never actually tried t… https://t.co/vgr2jEnIVr
@jpwarren I’m so very pleased tha@drspacejunknk and I could bring you this moment of joy.
RT @nuthaven: (If anyone is negatively impacted by my decision to remove this undocumented feature that named has had since 1999, I promis…
RT @nuthaven: Let’s see, at 10 zone updates per second, that would be… 12 years before you ran out of version numbers?
Yeah, call me old…
RT @nuthaven: Hm, I guess BIND doesn’t *really* need to have an undocumented parallel implementation of the database to support more than f…
@anusha_srini @Patrickavenell Indeed.
@jeamland What’s really depressing is that I can mostly figure out what that does.
@Patrickavenell Correlation is not causation. Unless…
@jeamland You do and you clean it up yourself.
RT @NewtonMark: Mars doesn’t have a government. When they arrive, they can form one, and set new limits to make their exposure legal. 💠🙃 h…
I’ve written quite a bit for @zdnetaustralia recently. Here’s a thread with all the other yarns. https://t.co/vlH8LsW3Zi
Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “Cyber fraudsters now stealing millions in single transactions†https://t.co/15dAmhlqvB
@stufromoz Pho 234. The one on the north side is dreadful.
Thank you. However they were done at an easy pace, and there were stops at pubs along the way. https://t.co/6Mx7bYngIm
I used to go on long walks around Sydney. I hadn’t realised they were back in 2010. I should probably put them back… https://t.co/pwKUDOgV7G
RT @WarOnTheRocks: A close reading of Chinese official documents suggests that China’s incursions into the Indian Ocean are not intended to…
@reselsnark This is not a bad thing, is it?
@paulkidd Sorry to hear. Best wishes, as the canned messages say. Please take time for yourself.
The psychology of risk is fascinating.
(I have a minor quibble about the numbers. Most kids don’t fly five days a… https://t.co/a4NR24OTqj
RT @samdastyari: This is my offical FUCK YOU to @TonyBoydAFR for that time you wrote a whole editorial attacking me for calling for a banki…
RT @willmenaker: A LOT going on here in this tweet, but does Ben think there are urinals in women’s bathrooms? https://t.co/Co0OpVXUwB
Sat plan, supplemental: I might not have pho. I’ll be in Ashfield for more than four weeks. I can have pho any time… https://t.co/j1v2f1UAGH
Sat plan, outline draft: Slow start; pho, probably, because there is excellent pho nearby; a day of interleaved wal… https://t.co/76bRJcyUVs
You may have your problems, @CARROT_app, but it’s going to be a lovely day here in Sydney’s inner west, and I shall… https://t.co/JrK3oc66SY
@R_Chirgwin It’s a shame we don’t have video from the inside of that kiln. Some of that molten glass flow looks… interesting.
@RadioFreeTom A “need†to feel this, or the commercial media’s need for us (you Americans, in this particular case) to feel this?
Attn: @R_Chirgwin for Son the Younger. https://t.co/OmNx3INBga
RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: What did you do at school today?
5-year-old: Learned about dragons.
Me: Your class learned about dragons?
5: I…
RT @MykeCole: I assume all you youngsters talking about “blazing 420†are of course referring to the blazing career of Alcibiades, who in 4…
@Viss I hate you.
@Viss I would imagine so.
RT @netspionage: Got one for you, @WhoresofYore — advocating nasal administration of cocaine for women during #menstruation, ©1935 Eugenic…
TerribleMaps What happens when you replace every French speaking country with a picture of Kim Kardashian crying pic.twitter.com/W44yPGUDuR
@Viss Shucks, thanks. [Blush]
Awwww… https://t.co/De7gN3fR4t
RT @ReutersBiz: Twitter bans ads from Russia’s Kaspersky Lab: https://t.co/AMlT2yzx0i @jim_finkle @David_Ingram See more #ReutersCyber cove…
RT @NicholasFryer: I refuse to dig deeper because I want to keep believing that Moose Two is what the Deputy Prime Minister of Canada rides…
RT @_chamilton: Update: We can’t find moose two. Neither can police.
Saturday. Three times three is three. Saturday.