I’m going away now.
Thanks, Michael. This is only slightly creepy. https://t.co/j3qSSW1OY7
I’d like to know more about this Cheer-Up Society. https://t.co/LW0UzkAOjt
@Steve_Dalby That’s true.
Worst game of Twister ever. https://t.co/rGQWWFagBi
But then he would say that. pic.twitter.com/hsPlg49N9u
@nschultz @NewtonMark No. I won’t.
PulpLibrarian Carnivore Pop-Tarts… Reddi-bacon! (1964) pic.twitter.com/kV5rbCHwML
@NewtonMark I imagine that if they had teeth you’d have to marinate them for quite a bit longer.
@NewtonMark I’ve never thought of marinating old people with no teeth in a smoky BBQ sauce. [Makes note]
@JohnBarronUSA Exactly.
That’s definitely a “Yesâ€. https://t.co/JgnncO6OXK
Is the answer “Improve things dramatically� https://t.co/zCh0tzt9f6
I know everyone has been trolling @JohnBarronUSA overseas this story, but I need to do it too. https://t.co/kLL9oF2jPv
@bigbadave I can’t wait to see the hotel room videos.
RT @Mnrrnt: “The plebs are running down the driveway again Philipâ€
#LondonMarathon https://t.co/LaGLaUfOpg
Shouldn’t be too hard to do. https://t.co/eweBfrfL42
This is funny. @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p https://t.co/YyT0KWsrsT
@DavidFeng Don’t make me cry, David.
@DavidFeng Yes, yes, OK. It’s just annoying that you can get from Beijing to Shanghai in the time it takes for me t… https://t.co/wXcrc3ysP8
@jonoabroad @ApostrophePong It’s much more beautiful than that. ;)
@z3ndrag0n My train was about to arrive, so I justify got that blurry phone. No timeless to play.
I WANT ONE. https://t.co/5xVde9ugGI
@DavidFeng Get fucked.
@ApostrophePong @markeldo Geeks. What can I say?
@DavidFeng That’s a long way to go for lunch.
RT @MurrayWatt: If this is what his own people say about him… https://t.co/B7oVNOTuap
@JonoH Doesn’t it just.
@DavidFeng Oh, I just fixed that.
@DavidFeng What are you doing in Shanghai?
@TrainsInfo Platform 5 at Burwood, should anyone feel like locking it. https://t.co/mzyYAYjHt7
@purserj This is an excellent policy, and clearly they need it at Sydney Trains.
@tacticalmaid Makes sense. It just needs to run a web browser.
@gnoll110 Of course.
Someone has left this thing unlocked and I will definitely not take advantage of it and do Bad Things. pic.twitter.com/ECLPx84Rqx
@DavidFeng Darling Harbour is an embarrassment and we will not speak of it again.
@yourseconddraft Not sleeping with?
PhillipCoorey @David_Speers live from Berlin yo @chriskkenny pic.twitter.com/WxAz39e09S
Camp Gallipoli was a load of dodgy bullshit OMFG who could have predicted that? https://t.co/rKO5001G2D
@DavidFeng Pffft. All your cities look the same.
@yourseconddraft Heh. Given that my main cost is accommodation, that should probably be a no. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus I am quite happy with my pork dumplings and ale.
@smidgey @JohnBirmingham Yep.
@sleepingdingo See subsequent tweet.
OK, it has been worth enduring the terrible music. pic.twitter.com/M0Nc7H7woT
So Brisbane, I’ll ask again. Is there anything that might make the afternoon of Sat 2 Jun a bad day for recording a… https://t.co/lsksBc5ZXP
JoshBBornstein you legend chris kenny pic.twitter.com/8MLSPENGOG
@SnarkyPlatypus That is not an actual place.
Well @JohnBirmingham has given me a new image to ponder this week. pic.twitter.com/JAMrd1OZTZ
@markeldo @ApostrophePong Oh I hadn’t seen the off-axis collectors, but two hours drive north of Murmansk is kinda north-ish.
@KoparaFallsKid Wow that’s a heavy duty response.
@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve made a brief audio recording and will post it when I get back to the apartment.
@SnarkyPlatypus The tables in other sections of the bar are much busier.
@GreenJ Have you been… unwell?
@SuperCroup No I’m at The Burwood. I’m not quite back at Ashfield yet.
@SnarkyPlatypus Doing a medley of George Michael, The Beatles, and Nirvana, all as mid-tempo plod, is… a stretch.
Should anyone care I’m at The Burwood Hotel because this looked interestingpic.twitter.com/9tCEpB6VIxIx
@SuperCroup I have no idea what’s going on any more.
RT @Histreepix: Tragic boy-lamb suicide pact. Little Billy Webster and his human companion were caught trying to sneak over the border into…
@SnarkyPlatypus They’ve moved on to other things that I don’t quite know. They’re playing every single song at the… https://t.co/cpMStPRbVq
@Davelennonabc Yeah that’s not going to happen.
@RealNickHodge This is not the case.
@paulwallbank Nope.
So, folks, would a guitar and vocals duo doing very mediocre covers of George Michael songs encourage to choose that pub on a Sunday night?
@dj2mn I tweeted that more than an hour ago.
@LiamGeslaf A graveyard is a zoo for corpses.
Well done, Neil. [Pats head gently.] https://t.co/qxFkaQYlnR
At some point in the next few weeks I’d like to have a drink or two at The Temperance Society in Summer Hillthetemperancesocietybar.comL8
@paulwallbank Long story.
Oh yeah, now I remember. https://t.co/KqQ7vgQczA
How can it be almost 5pm?
Centennial House 1888. pic.twitter.com/1gSM7AUwnH
RT @NewtonMark: We had four generations of Anzac Day being a relatively apolitical dignified sombre affair (modulo Bruce Ruxton), and all i…
shareenpathak there is an “ad” in the “blockchain” nobody and nothing is sacred pic.twitter.com/uvcKuYNRXm
RT @NewtonMark: Belling the cat. This is EXACTLY what Anzac Day is now. https://t.co/dKd6p1Htno
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus And dangerous.
@NewtonMark I’m not.
@ApostrophePong @carolduncan This is good, because I tell North Americans that roo tastes like venison.
OK, kids, I am going to try the Royal Sheaf Hotel in Croydon. Slightly off the rail line, but a pleasant walk that’… https://t.co/UZPBCT8eQu
I won’t go today, but the menu at the Polish Club looks enticingpolishclub.net.au/stolateG Attn@SnarkyPlatypusus.
@carolduncan @ApostrophePong I eat a lot of kangaroo, but I haven’t had venison in ages.
True, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/7fW8IYAuuw
RT @benbirchall: Well that’s just cruel @CarltonFC. Being from Adelaide isn’t an injury. https://t.co/4AGocJifSz
@gnoll110 Definitely not a pub crawl.
@ApostrophePong @carolduncan But of course! And how was it? It looks lovely. And what’s that sprinkled around the e… https://t.co/aNwksP5mUg
RT @OrinKerr: Violation of your rights as a sovereign citizen? https://t.co/TwVtnRkOUa
@NewtonMark Are you allowed to taxi your aircraft that far?
Sun plan: Chores; consider the week ahead (both done); Sunday lunch, somewhere*; maybe some reading, maybe not; fig… https://t.co/rTGxEOe8kp
RT @skwashd: It’s 364 days until Easter and @Coles already has their hot cross buns out. They’re so disrespectful they didn’t even bother…
RT @floydthek: Scene: HQ for Asian invading force from ‘Tomorrow When the War Began’ HQ
General: Speak, spy!
Spy: The Australians have Pun…
RT @cnawan: Steampunk Venusians awake! NASA’s proposal for a clockwork, wind-driven rover https://t.co/vrWGGJQBV2
#squee
RT @primalpoly: 100 years ago on this day, Manfred von Richthofen (1892-1918) was shot down. He had 80 aerial combat wins, and now he is co…
@aspientiae Citation needed.
Someone has been pasting up old photos in Froma Lane, Katoomba. Here’s one, photographed on Wednesdaypic.twitter.com/mFaHq55gfwfw
TheOnion Noam Chomsky Announces Las Vegas Residency trib.al/zTFqfet pic.twitter.com/IaXUps910s
@carolduncan @ApostrophePong What did you have for lunch at the in restaurant in Teriberka, @ApostrophePong?
@carolduncan @ApostrophePong Yep, it looks SO beautiful up there. But then not everyone finds tundra or deserts beautiful.
@Venisejb @archillect Don’t know, sorry.
@ApostrophePong You know you’re a long way north when the satellite dishes point at the horizonpic.twitter.com/LkxaQaRN8b8b
@Venisejb @archillect That’s the Northrop YB-49, and three prototypes flew. There’s one right there. https://t.co/euEEPPdE6Q
@ApostrophePong This is crazy, @ApostrophePong. But the second photo here is truly gorgeous. pic.twitter.com/LzYxuJemYb
@ApostrophePong Wait, @ApostrophePong, the Russian driver was saying there might be too much snow on the road, but you went anyway?
I am still somewhat envious of @ApostrophePong’s trip to the north of Russia. https://t.co/KazXkNAXNx
So which pub between, say, Stanmore and Strathfield along the rail line does the best Sunday lunch? By which I mean… https://t.co/jNdIHeOawm
Sun plan, draft: Chores, slowly; Sunday lunch, somewhere; maybe some reading, maybe not; consider the week ahead; f… https://t.co/dXVBUki3uW
@tacticalmaid @dobes @Viss Everything is bitcoin.
aprilwright Just, ya know, trying to maintain my privacy by #optingout
#toomanytabs pic.twitter.com/Un687zYpxU
aprilwright Ohhh we are all “Fluct”, alright.
RT @aprilwright: ðŸ‡ðŸ•³ï¸ https://t.co/li8eHlNUHv
aprilwright It’s a rabbit hole….. pic.twitter.com/fOX5RNwVpQ
aprilwright Are we having fun yet??? pic.twitter.com/xYcRDUjfBz
RT @aprilwright: Opt-out of Adobe & partner #TargetedAdvertising and tracking here:
https://t.co/g2GpDtEEdh
#OPSEC #privacy #adchoices
Now I want some, @dobes @viss. https://t.co/WtecrJnDmJ
Thanks. The original kinda makes sense as a lame slogan. But random entertainments? I assume it rotates between per… https://t.co/wi5NevgnL4
I’m moderately pleased with those candid shots, taken as they were with available light and an iPhone 6S Plus. Not… https://t.co/1R1UNxI02o
The Livingston Hotel, Petersham, with some of its denizens. pic.twitter.com/k4EgjdvQBH
Actually I don’t understand this Neil Young reference at all. I don’t know his music, it’s not my thing, but was he… https://t.co/ql6cm1VJ01
Neil Young explained, kinda. pic.twitter.com/fpUTwG5GCz
“Life Liberated, Lewishamâ€, the first of a few random photographs from yesterday’s walk. This is a weird sort of li… https://t.co/9rXZCDwrN1
@WarWraith @thalestral Isn’t science marvellous!
@WarWraith @thalestral Except you are also about 70% lobster.
RT @joshgnosis: “Virtue signalling” is always whatever the person using the term disagrees with. Arguably days to commemorate soldiers are…
RT @RadioFreeTom: And while I know it upsets people, I’ll just add my usual reminder that the President controls an arsenal of 1550 strateg…
RT @dandrezner: P.S.: The @maggieNYT story that set off Trump this morning has mostly on-the-record sources, including multiple Trump biogr…
RT @jonkudelka: Regrets in today’s @australian https://t.co/rHBoIX9JmR
RT @ErrataRob: People are mistaking flash-fads like CryptoKitties with long term innovation that’ll make a difference. The blockchain is le…
NormsRespecter Just remembered this masterpiece existed pic.twitter.com/lXxBGRWqNe
Attn: @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p. https://t.co/qljkObVNMh
RT @0xabad1dea: Doubly linked lists are really changing things up for me. How do I become a linked list dev? 🙄
RT @0xabad1dea: as a programmer this is one of the most upsetting things I’ve ever seen https://t.co/vBATAD0eCo
RT @LibyaLiberty: they came for the burkini, and you said nothing…. https://t.co/m5iLuUbv6e
Never forget. https://t.co/FzcX5NzrpR
RT @fyeahmfabello: I do, actually. Because I’m able to think about food as a total experience, rather than reducing it to its parts and mor…
RT @thalestral: More than 60% of your dna is identical to a banana, just in case anybody is walking around thinking they’re not half-banana…
Sunday. Is four metres really far enough? Sunday.