Gorn.
Harry Enfield: “Frightening Diseases of the Mind†https://t.co/AWcs9WfI0x
Hello, @gathgwyn. pic.twitter.com/Bc0BTF7Laa
I stand corrected. https://t.co/XsTrBcoUCh
@_midofo_ OK so these are good bits of pork too.
This is the apogee of human civilisation. https://t.co/sGbdys9l01
@SuperCroup Yeah that was particularly painful. For weeks.
@SuperCroup Suddenly I feel less safe.
@SuperCroup Wait. How many of us have keys to this house?
@JustJimWillDo It’s very good (bits of) pig, It’s good to be back in a Chinese village for a while.
This will have to do. pic.twitter.com/MLIWgpwUOj
Much as I love these people, how can their kitchen not have a wok?
Meh. Supporters were told today. It’s @crikey_news and it’s their Crikey Digs project. https://t.co/CSJZ0xxRpI
RT @stilgherrian: Time for me to re-plug the SEKRIT project. We — and I’m hoping to be able to explain who “we†is very soon but it’s an in…
@playswithf1re That might be well enough to make the point. Let me reply to that question properly when I’m not a bunch of wine down. ;)
@rgmerk Don’t get me started.
macaulaybalkan haha can you imagine how this would look in 50 years pic.twitter.com/COr5P42WO1
@voltagex They’re wonderful.
RT @voltagex: @stilgherrian if I can’t sleep tonight, neither can you, https://t.co/9h3ozRS9UU
@franksting He does and that is not at all creepy.
@FlyOpineMonkey I like Ashfield.
@FlyOpineMonkey Or, like, you keep drinking until the morning trains.
@FlyOpineMonkey Yeah but I’m in Ashfield for the next few weeks.
@staticsan No that was “occupationâ€.
@DDsD And if it’s more than $N then you get it as a cheque labelled “winningsâ€.
@DDsD Well that comes down to the numbers, right? But can’t you load up credit in a machine, then cancel it, and ge… https://t.co/lMlx6mZfxK
@practicalsa Same here. I know I can flip this to another storage provider in an afternoon if I want to.
This is a bit special. https://t.co/U9ceMQ0UMW
@mektronik Arf!
@gths Good thinking.
Timeless advice. pic.twitter.com/y237LfZKNK
Some people are just picky, picky, picky. https://t.co/lk4LIFHQri
You could cut to the chase here and say it’s “because they’re cuntsâ€. https://t.co/t8fuJ78bqf
@sirneggles Does anyone?
@t_rivett I can be reckless sometimes. Also, I blew the whole $11.
@sirneggles And yet these clubs are primarily a North of the Murray phenomenon.
@jplonie I don’t think it is.
This is so wrong. https://t.co/4ffhCB9s9Y
@expectproblems @JohnBirmingham Yeah it’s not quite the same.
@sirneggles I’m happy to sort out my own sponsorship, because my various supporters are basically insane, but the r… https://t.co/rGVo5tYLT1
RT @TheKouk: Another Newspoll and another week where betting markets unmoved:
Federal election betting:
Labor $1.40
Coalition $3.00
Bettin…
@sirneggles What would the equivalent to Michelin be for this project?
@expectproblems Mind you, have you read Mr @JohnBirmingham’s “Dopeland� It’s a great book, and I recognise ALL the… https://t.co/ITPxC89sI3
@expectproblems Only slightly better.
Politicians keep hitting Rooty Hill RSL because of the obvious and pathetic demographic reasons, but the small RSL… https://t.co/hAiUhV3odY
I might go down the hill tomorrow and join the Ashfield RSL and compare deals. In fact I’ve just realised that comp… https://t.co/gcgss04I8s
@_darrensmith You should not encourage me to rant about this.
@mmechomski When you look at member’s versus non-members pricing, you make it back in like 10 drinks. So a handful of visits.
@DavidFeng You’re pushing it, mate.
@SuperCroup We’ve got people thrown out of pubs for sins like that, a@whiteswinene will attest.
@SuperCroup Yeah the Croc is a fair working class pub, and I’m a fan of such things, but it’s only fair. Never sit at a regular’s table.
Currently Tooheys Extra Dry is $4 a bottle. Should you want to even drink that shit.
So the house merlot is $5 a glass (members price) and there’s an optimistically named “dry red†for $3.50 a glass.… https://t.co/tYVebkTntI
RT @JulianBurnside: I took this photo at a polling station at the last election: I thought it was unfair but funny.
After today’s #insider…
@corduroy I’ve been meaning to go there. I might work from there one day soon.
@ChrissieM I hate to think what they’re like though…
@druey That’s a thought. Plenty of suitable spaces,and the food is good value — although I’ve never actually tried… https://t.co/M99SXmAV26
And you should totally not worry about that fact that this is all financed by gambling addicts losing shitloads on… https://t.co/Tu8d5I6bpg
Membership is only $3 a year, or $11 for five years.
And besides, how could you possibly beat entertainment like this? https://t.co/xs1zAwSWCH Also, $7.50 cocktails. https://t.co/HLcSbIfhrB
I’m totally convinced that none of these lads, currently playing pool, have been laundering cash through the pokies… https://t.co/OQnIkF8oOy
The clientele is a curious mix of ancient white people (I am by far the youngest) and a mix of local Indian, Chines… https://t.co/sMJWAco9tt
Note that this is not the Ashfield RSL but the Ashfield Catholic and Community Club. They even have a question on t… https://t.co/rJ87IiOtBL
I have renewed my membership to Club Ashfield and I’m glad I did. It’s magical. https://t.co/y5i3AyfnQO And it’s op… https://t.co/Wc6PdoYRwY
@DavidFeng I suspected so, but thought I’d ask. My brain was saying it was the Wade-Rowe transcription system but I… https://t.co/hVAK0mwgAK
@DavidFeng Note that this is as far as my memory goes.
@DavidFeng Is it possible they use a different transliteration system? There’s at least two, right?
@riskybusiness I’ve never felt more inadequate.
All that power at CHOGM causes the muscles to tighten and the orifices to open and VOOM! Out they shoot. https://t.co/xs6RPnRUvk
Vegetarian Spring, not quite as revolutionary as the Arab Spring. https://t.co/uIiy6groKW
@DavidFeng @SoVeryBritish I’m seeing a difference between the two, though. But don’t ask me to explain it.
ThatsShanghai Chinese Urban Dictionary: Zihei ift.tt/2K5gYJL
RT @NathanaelB: Classic bystander effect. https://t.co/7c2Us2UiQj
@NathanaelB Exactly.
@perrynfowler Just add more pancakes, I guess.
juhasaarinen THERE MAY BE NO WARNING SIGNS pic.twitter.com/lrphmmlKAS
@JustJimWillDo Yeah I looked it up too. Still, not bad for a from-memory troll.
RT @juhasaarinen: Great pitch out. https://t.co/8rQj4J9Hbb
@scott_thewspot Long story. Not worth telling.
@JustJimWillDo Yeah, I guess, but the good kind of stupid.
@perrynfowler Here you go. pic.twitter.com/x6lY4AQEPz
@JohnBirmingham Now you’re talking!
@JustJimWillDo Wow. That’s… that’s… I don’t know what to say.
ICYMI on the weekend… https://t.co/FzcX5NzrpR
Who’s “Kelly O’Dwyer�
@jonoabroad Not yet. Give me a few minutes.
Fair enough. https://t.co/RgmUuajCbw
RT @DeptDefence: Today, Minister for Defence Industry, @cpyne launched the Defence Industrial Capability Plan which provides more informati…
There’s a whole narrative going on in this photopic.twitter.com/iTs2fyJfHlHl
@jpwarren Does this go for much longer?
@RachaelHasIdeas Why what?
And here’s a picturepic.twitter.com/8X8friidLILI
STOP HASHTAGGING PERFECTLY ORDINARY WORDS IN YOUR TWEETS IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE AND YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOOSE.
Pencil in the date, Brisbane. The Pozible campaign will be launched in the next few days. pic.twitter.com/vibPXFxe6t
botandy I think we should do what they say pic.twitter.com/jYksKprwl4
“Hawaiki cable rollout completes†by @thelaughingsub
https://t.co/LygBgAFIr4 “The Hawaiki subsea cable connecting A… https://t.co/ciNEIO8zf1
@aspientiae Ouch.
@aqualung @achurchassoc Exactly, and that was part of the point I was making this morning. This isn’t about Faceboo… https://t.co/fMhyUAT644
@aqualung @achurchassoc It’s going to be interesting, ’cos the Facebook/CA stuff means things are dropping from tre… https://t.co/BUasLRvOS6
@achurchassoc @aqualung You did, but I recognised the avatar. :)
@mogadeet Somewhere in Croydon or Enfield yesterday.
@achurchassoc Ah, yes, that email was due to go out to the Pozible supporters today. So now you know. ;)
@BrigadierSlog True. I’ll let it stand, though, because I’m an idiot.
Same. https://t.co/9kFbghCp9f
How not to advertise a dentist. pic.twitter.com/xgR7kacyor
RT @riskybusiness: And we are so glad you could add some value here. https://t.co/JhpG7ReNms
@aspientiae @lukehopewell This is an excellent title.
@jonoabroad They’re purple, but hey the conditioning seems to be working nonetheless.
RT @NewtonMark: 2020: As the Banking Royal Commission enters its third year, the ABS releases figures which indicate that Australia’s large…
“Reported breaches not painting complete picture of Australian security landscape†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/QOJuGrtu5Y
The “destroyed equipment and networks†comment in that story is… interesting. I suppose I should look for a full tr… https://t.co/r14Vc1XpNr
“Britain launched first-ever military-style cyber campaign against ISIS, says spy chief†https://t.co/Ljqgmj1DMc
@dj2mn @JohnBirmingham It’s money well spent. Well, spent anyway.
@dj2mn @JohnBirmingham Today’s Alien Side Boob.
OzKitsch @joshgnosis The @canberratimes explains teenage slang to its readers, 1995 pic.twitter.com/AuSncNqpNW
@JanDavisTas @JohnBirmingham ZOMBIE DOG.
joshgnosis Perfect. pic.twitter.com/IVtYTLtTxc
@JohnBirmingham Indeed. Sorry to read of your rejection by Harlequin Romance too, btw. That story sounded like it had promise.
“Boy, 12, steals credit card and goes on Bali holiday after fight with mother†https://t.co/hmZEG77HlA
@mwyres OMFG!
“Israel set up an entire fake luxury resort in the 1980s as a front for Mossad to evacuate Jews from Sudanâ€â€¦ https://t.co/GQGVorD7sX
“A sudden and mysterious swell in Southeast Asian Twitter sign-ups has left several prominent users of the platform… https://t.co/r3eGa1ujhg
RT @smurray38: Unless I’m much mistaken, and I have been wrong before, that’s actually a ferry https://t.co/WQvOcioUMl
@cponzi Hear hear.
@CptHollingworth @danger5tv @expectproblems @yabbie5674 You’re welcome.
@VonBitchPants @numbathyal I grew up on a fairy farm, and they sometimes adopted a cow in the same way.
I wouldn’t have thought financial planners produced a hot enough flame. https://t.co/4MzAKT1IYU
RT @skwashd: Hard coded admin creds makes automation easier. https://t.co/LlcToQkbGl
@danger5tv @CptHollingworth @expectproblems @yabbie5674 Indeed. I think between us Elissa and I would have enough influence. And/or whiskey.
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems @yabbie5674 @danger5tv Oh. Yeah. So’s mine.
RT @alexandraerin: What’s funny is that the right has been calling women they disagree with “feminazis” for decades now and yet we didn’t s…
RT @NewtonMark: It’s all so incestuous. You could probably almost eradicate organized crime in NSW by jailing fewer than 20 people :) https…
RT @JABinjail: Theres been a murder https://t.co/jxwRmIRNFy
numbathyal I have discovered the Willie Wagtails Chillaxing On Macropods genre and I’m never leaving. pic.twitter.com/bzyZruAIN3
That is like 13 out of 10 for Sydney Points.
“Gattellari [Medich’s fixer, turned crown witness] became increasingly angry with authorities and with Medich. He w… https://t.co/fvk2gG9TND
â€Medich likely to die in jail, after being found guilty of murdering Michael McGurk†by @Kate_McClymont. A very Syd… https://t.co/7t8gPAfiBZ
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth @yabbie5674 @danger5tv These are both serious weaknesses of character.
Re-plugging the re-plug. You lovely people should read this thread over lunch. https://t.co/ZGMGA7xkLj
RT @USSC: .@BostonGlobe editor at large and former head of the ‘Spotlight’ team @WalterVRobinson will join the USSC on June 4 to discuss th…
philippabarr_ Just saw a cockatoo turn on a tap and now I want to invite him to co-author my next paper @ParrotOfTheDay pic.twitter.com/dhfVphYZ9i
@oberonsghost @gathgwyn Yeah he’s not fooling me with that old trick.
I have come to the conclusion that @gathgwyn is fluffier than is strictly necessary. pic.twitter.com/0BE5974p35
What, like AMP’s? https://t.co/aD2xwf6dSG
@ASPI_ICPC It’s not really your day, is it#happymondayapic.twitter.com/HPtojeZ2uwuw
I’m sure my army friends will agree that this is the snappiest deployment from a vehicle in living memory. https://t.co/3UAIQeUuQ7
@PeteLawler I am all dogs all the time.
@ASPI_ICPC Hurrah!
RT @NewtonMark: Ron Medich guilty of murdering his business partner, Michael McGurk, by shooting him in the head. So I guess we can breathe…
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems @yabbie5674 @danger5tv Gosh.
@playswithf1re Did the Messenger thing only do that on Android? I forget. But yes, does the data reappear?
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth @yabbie5674 @danger5tv That was such an excellent high school.
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth @yabbie5674 @danger5tv I know.
Kate_McClymont A verdict at last! Property developer Ron Medich found guilty of the 2009 murder of Michael McGurk.
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth @yabbie5674 Oh, I was hoping it was a third series of @danger5tv.
@playswithf1re That IS interesting. One of the other things we’re doing is to get people to download their Facebook… https://t.co/SvbqBlt6ki
Hey @ASPI_ICPC this is the best Daily Cyber Digest ever! pic.twitter.com/ckujGTLpVm
Anyway, we’re poking around to help explain what happens to your data after that. We’re already found some curious… https://t.co/Gau30qOQBX
@TrialByTruth Yeah, the same sort of people who blame the victim for not realising they’re being phished. Sigh. They need a good slap.
Now, once you’ve chosen those households that might want the kids to eat a healthier breakfast, you use the psych d… https://t.co/3Fmtm7h1jS
This slide surprises people too. It’s part of how you select the targeting for promoted tweets on Twitter. My favou… https://t.co/6gDSrAKabY
I know that there’ll be some smug infosec types whining that “everyone knows this†but they don’t. I’ve done enough… https://t.co/KClJPX0wp6
“More than half of the top 100 URLS are tracking you†https://t.co/bNCsojZmXD (3 Apr 2014) https://t.co/QzJ4gNyh1e
This is a slide from a presentation I did in 2015. All of these apps on an Android phone used the same ad network,… https://t.co/SjXyPcehIs
@playswithf1re That’s great, thanks. It’d be a fascinating exercise.
Back in 2013 @4corners did a similar exercise with @troyhunt at the helm. https://t.co/rGqgM5hhIT This is similar,… https://t.co/DTpK900sOm
Also “we†— that is us disreputable media people — would not have access to your data. A proper certified security… https://t.co/zE0HXnRaMT
I say “teenager†because in theory only people 13+ would be using apps and having their data captured because rule… https://t.co/crYa8PbFYU
We’re also looking for a family with at least one teenager who’d be interested in exploring exactly who is getting… https://t.co/0Rc1wD3PnT
Obviously the whole Facebook / Cambridge Analytica thing exploded just after we started on this project, but we’re… https://t.co/IBKHJGZZlx
Time for me to re-plug the SEKRIT project. We — and I’m hoping to be able to explain who “we†is very soon but it’s… https://t.co/sGUeRywIo8
RT @MissTink__: So pornub has Beyoncé’s full Coachella performance. Idk why nor am I complaining. But look at the title lmaoooo https://t.c…
@aggerchez @SnarkyPlatypus @CainTess @DrAnnaPowles Ta. Added to the never-shrinking to-read list.
RT @lukehopewell: barnaby joyce respecting barnaby joyce’s privacy at this sensitive time https://t.co/bMHsNtupoU
@nancycato1 Arf! Arf! Arf!
Hahahahaha this is like asking an ox to bake a sponge cake. https://t.co/hmh2QuTrHA
A somewhat amusing and reasonably satisfying thread. https://t.co/QfpxzoBY8r
@darkhorse166 @SnarkyPlatypus Nothing ever goes wrong. It’s totally win-win!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh dear @SnarkyPlatypus will love this one. https://t.co/ubhSMTB1Nr
Mice. https://t.co/H6qvUJNIna
Nice work today, @CARROT_app. Sydney is lovely. pic.twitter.com/AZCXW0M98F
@dobes Interactive Cyber Renovations. pic.twitter.com/o6oZNFAbAW
@NuclearAnthro There’s some sort of weird displacement going on here. Have you discussed this with your health prof… https://t.co/Mbd5Cfp7XV
@wobster I prefer him not at all, but tastes differ.
RT @patstokes: There’s two ways you can read this https://t.co/1RJmdLaC45
@dobes I have a 13-part series starting in July.
So the essence of “BBC Living†is being screamed at by a deranged potty-mouthed prick. Got it. https://t.co/ihPomxljig
RT @kcarruthers: The words “Brisbane based fund manager“ give me little comfort https://t.co/BrajfAn274
RT @Ahhmandah: I got into my car in Newmarket, still had 30 mins on my parking so started to read my book, this lady banged on my window &…
@kattekrab Thanks. I sometimes worry that my assonance looks too big in this.
Key future date #2: I’m planning to record a Public House Forum episode in Brisbane on the afternoon of Sat 2 Jun.… https://t.co/x66peK6Y4C
Key future date #1: The next episode of “The 9pm Edict†will be recorded / streamed live on Tue 1 May at 2100 AEST,… https://t.co/T23gd3FmXv
New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 412: Cyber in Canberra, then SEKRIT things†https://t.co/biOnjMGtf6 Covers two weeks, a… https://t.co/6Ujp9gRA7d
RT @reselsnark: It wasn’t just a *political* mistake to not support the banking RC @TurnbullMalcolm - you didn’t just ‘lose the day’ or the…
Mon plan, draft: Finish Weekly Wrap (very shortly); research for the SEKRIT project all day, including a phone meet… https://t.co/g1k4eNcMNx
RT @JimLaPorta: .@MalcolmNance when you were in @USNavy - is this how you guys deployed on ship? A CH-53E Super Stallion would airlift the…
This is fine. https://t.co/lSE8YstYI9
RT @kateleth: One of my suggested items on Amazon was this pair of boxer briefs with the best translated diagrams possible https://t.co/Fu8…
RT @joshgnosis: Dying at the Daily Telegraph explaining “teen language†to its readers. 😂 https://t.co/Ng8J4CdoKh
_youhadonejob1 I don’t know who this dog is or why he is banned from this park but he certainly looks like a lot of fun. pic.twitter.com/ioV9MLW06i
RT @ClickHole: Groundbreaking Discovery: Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Becaus…
Monday. A ladder. A blue sock. A porcelain tortoise. Monday.