If the Second Amendment is meant to be so damn good then why doesn’t it mention the blockchain?
RT @_youhadonejob1: Meanwhile in Denmark 🇩🇰 https://t.co/P6A5jLTGWX
At least I managed to say “pee tape†on the radio tonight, so today hasn’t been all bad.
There are Wrong Trains on platform 19 and it feels wrong. pic.twitter.com/4WC04Nye9f
RT @ch000ch: if you don’t then you
love me ah crap
is this even Lined up right
fuck it whatever…
@LapTop006 That’s cool, I need to get to bed reasonably early tonight.
@abcmelbourne Well that was fun. Probably not very informative. But fun.
@Spikesaurus @abcmelbourne Uhoh.
@Spikesaurus @abcmelbourne TUNES!
@abcmelbourne Well, here we go when Certain Technical Issues are resolved.
@abcmelbourne In ABC Radio Sydney TARDIS 1. Here we go. pic.twitter.com/TxfF3BpS5E
@Spikesaurus @abcmelbourne That’s a worry. Things are making sense in the TARDIS.
@abcmelbourne Coming up in just a few minutes. Gosh. https://t.co/oP4JEPrjyX
A curious euphemism… https://t.co/UkYmkZOnVH
@davidgerard Not that you’re biased, obviously.
@kennwhite Plus you have testimony to the effect that he was the guy using that computer at that time.
@jpwarren @drspacejunk Oh that’s a point. I suspect there’d be a trademark issue, however.
@jpwarren @drspacejunk Maybe, but then I don’t want a Dalek. A Dalek once interfered with me in the ABC foyer. I had to slap it.
@x0rz @davidgerard I believe so, though US Secret Service might also have some interest.
@davidgerard I’m enjoying it so much, and I’ll doubtless plug it some more before I’m finished.
@davidgerard I can tell you had a lot of fun writing it. It shines through.
Amusing detail in the Silk Road takedown from @davidgerard’s book “Attack of the 50ft Blockchain”. pic.twitter.com/2aj9ETtcOi
@abcmelbourne This radio spot is happening in about an hour from now. https://t.co/oP4JEPrjyX
@KrazyKarl910 @HopkinsMedNews I posted that this morning!
@SnarkyPlatypus Not everything is my fault.
hughriminton Captions, anyone..? pic.twitter.com/kDsJJs8VVd
@juhasaarinen @_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Look I am fine with this. I have no idea what @_midofo_‘s problem is,but th… https://t.co/BtFd3S5OHa
At least @abcnews got this headline right. “Uranus smells like rotten eggs, scientists findâ€
https://t.co/VO3Mwn6Dex https://t.co/lbvtzHrEGq
RT @0xMatt: The hinges are on the outside of the box though… https://t.co/fl0L3uvhsm
I so want this to be true. https://t.co/kIiIEyihBs
@darrenpauli Don’t you know it.
@R_Chirgwin Perhaps some sort of device to shoot the “biscuits†from a distance. And callipers with a funnel to ensure accuracy.
RT @NYorksPolice: Top tip: If you want to stay out of trouble, don’t do what this driver did and swear at our mobile safety cameras while d…
@BobGrrl I see your point. Maybe we need Special Symbolic Anzac Biscuits. https://t.co/yC582Jz1sI
@NewtonMark There’s quite a bit to explore here.
RT @DanieTreg: LOOK AT THIS AMAZINGLY SHIT HOT TAKE.
Dude… https://t.co/h6e6KGaxIR
Maybe Anzac Day could be the day we strap all government ministers down over a vaulting horse and shove Anzac Biscu… https://t.co/waCSVDpHmv
@Gwyntaglaw I zoomed through pretty fast.
VentusSanctus “Can blockchain d-”
“No.”
“What abou-”
“NO. DATABASE. YOU NEED A FUCKING SQL DATABASE!”
No, I want to see them go better, with a clearer ethical framework. This ever-faster fetishism is half the problem. https://t.co/2GbWyKwPXu
MichaelGalanin Pluto 1994 | 2018 pic.twitter.com/00mJwy1c87
VentusSanctus The blockchain doesn’t even do the thing it was built to do all that well. Why do you want to use it for more things…
@NewtonMark @NextThere Good thinking.
Maybe not as important as at first blush. Note that I haven’t done any analysis on this, just adding the response t… https://t.co/OJqVQVNUr3
Later up I’ll be talking about “deep fakes†and curious biometric ID ideas after 2100 AEST on @abcmelbourne (digita… https://t.co/5lJ5KdgWPl
RT @Hampo: Booooo to the boring sub editor who insisted on ruining the headline by adding the word “planet†https://t.co/dnIiA88dOL
RT @WRandyBell: If a #meteor explodes over the ocean and nobody sees it, does it still make a sound? YES - @CTBTO_alerts infrasound networ…
@mogadeet It really didn’t.
Arf! Arf! Arf! https://t.co/PaAW6SjEWG
This would be a nice thing to do, Sydney. https://t.co/cqgoxUsYwq
RT @Kate_McClymont: From a Herald reader: Some time ago I overheard some people talking about a SMH story on some of the many villains in t…
@michaelneale “Station lounges†what?
In the usual plaice. pic.twitter.com/ioxPExPXmp
FXMC1957 24 April 1967. The Greek government prohibited women from wearing miniskirts in public. pic.twitter.com/NWcucoQwJT
I didn’t take a photo, but that S-Set had posters through it saying that there’ll be new trains in 2018 with air-co… https://t.co/n8OwpNYCGh
@AbstractCode @bastardsheep I do like “alleged lobsters†though.
@bastardsheep This is a reasonable theory.
Is this true, @juhasaarinen? https://t.co/trKt2EaUxK
RT @AusAmbCyber: 🇦🇺💻ðŸŒðŸ¤ Australia is pleased to join the @NATO Cooperative #Cyber Defence Centre of Excellence @ccdcoe ðŸ’@JulieBishopMP: http…
Luke Foley, the Steven Bradbury of NSW politics. https://t.co/GGm2FEV5D2
RT @Kate_McClymont: Read the hilarious twitter exchange in this thread between Mark Latham and Erik Jensen https://t.co/WEY7WzPqAG
OzKitsch DON’T DRINK LAGER MADE BY GERMANS! WWI Foster’s advertisement, April 1917 pic.twitter.com/CADvcYDCfV
“Sea vomitings†is good. https://t.co/aTKJMu43nd
RT @TheColonial: It works on my machine. https://t.co/yPN8Uj85SE
“Which Anzac Day tweet will set off a holy war this year?†by @JohnBirmingham https://t.co/bQZF9EGd4z
@SnarkyPlatypus I thought you might be.
RT @elronxenu: I’m not sure wrestling them is the answer. https://t.co/jfAnVLYn7W
RT @glengyron: I’m in northern France, not far from WWIs frontlines.
You’d think I’d be ready for Anzac Day, but I can’t find a cinema ne…
RT @chriskennett: What greater mark of respect could one pay the Diggers than to keep digging? https://t.co/hGqHHeEuTM
@benpobjie The phrase “wrapped in prosciutto†is always appealing at this point.
MsDugibbley @Rashas_Mo @stilgherrian Well not really. My Gran had one of these over 50 years ago, maybe longer :) pic.twitter.com/7Isb5uWJ9o
Mate, that’s defo. https://t.co/ZqtcZLPRJh
@rohan_p @ashabeeeee @dobes So much magic!
best_in_dumbest We put the “Ass”
in “Stochastic” pic.twitter.com/Wjskc7NXZU
Rashas_Mo Coffee machine and alarm clock.
Together at last.
bit.ly/2qVTnCd pic.twitter.com/bkjunboRzE
Tue plan, remainder: Get brain working again; early evening TBA, but dinner obviously; 2100 AEST @abcmelbourne (fro… https://t.co/oov9cnVUVk
@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee Disappoint. https://t.co/dfP3BIA07y
@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee So, you know the codename of the air defence radar the UK built just before WW2 was CHA… https://t.co/3OyCbuPKua
@itgrrl Exactly.
@pseudomorph Quite possibly.
@playswithf1re Lol not yet. Stand by.
Not the best nap, but it was the nap I had.
RT @danziffer: ANZ financial adviser ‘Mr A’ told five clients to invest in a marina property through a SMSF he’d set up. You know this isn’…
RT @TechnicallyRon: Guardian: It’s a boy!
The Times: It’s a boy!
The Telegraph: It’s a boy!
Daily Mail: Has Kate lost the baby weight yet?!…
OK then, @CARROT_app, I’m going to have my nap nowpic.twitter.com/340AQCNNhnhn
@skwashd @Asher_Wolf I definitely will not.
@wombat1974 @Drag0nista Goddammit I really missed out on this special. https://t.co/RLEyuQKSoV
Kinda important story. https://t.co/f9m4ScTLdn
RT @Asher_Wolf: My exclusive: The Australian Bureau of Statistics Tracked People By Their Mobile Device Data https://t.co/3Ytx6yv9Wv
@wombat1974 @Drag0nista This is the content I’m looking for.
@wombat1974 @Drag0nista I don’t have a catalog for The Reject Shop. Is there a new one today?
Tue plan: Slow start; administrivia (both done); nap (because of that late radio spot); research etc for the SEKRIT… https://t.co/aGpCkh8f57
This all gets less and less interesting the more you dig into it. https://t.co/1KqsDttuNR
Work better at WHAT, is the real question. And are they even unicorns? https://t.co/iwunduNZfo
This is bitterly disappointing. https://t.co/rMFfPpfkDB
Meanwhile, Big W has “Feel Good 3D Heat-Up Animals†for just $9 each. Whatever they apic.twitter.com/VRJ9IClMYflMYf
So ALDI really does have “Solar Meerkats†on sale this wepic.twitter.com/ZxHRU1rGQZrGQZ
RT @coreyspowell: Wow wow: Dust, stars, and cosmic rays swirling around Comet 67P, captured by the @ESA_Rosetta probe (+ amazing processing…
TheOnion Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation trib.al/iUoOY0S pic.twitter.com/bW2ioWq0AB
RT @theburgerman: Strathfield Council in Sydney’s inner west is drafting a measure which would make sure foreign text is no bigger than 30…
ATTENTION! New @JonathanPieNews “A Hostile Environment†https://t.co/t63A158iby “Pie dissects the [UK] government’s immigration policy.â€
And somehow this will be Facebook’s fault. https://t.co/44bLLVVd55
RT @cjjosh: Worst episode of Midsomer Murders ever https://t.co/lwM5mxmtyh
@dobes @purserj @rohan_p @ashabeeeee I keep getting unwanted invitations to it from people who’ve clearly just blin… https://t.co/FvkmJkZMOz
@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee Chris, I was actually enjoying this morning until then. Why do you do this to me?
@Wyld This reminds me that I actually have Goat Simulator on my Pad of Eyes and I haven’t really played it. I must fix that.
best_in_dumbest We put the “Perish”
in “Parachuting” pic.twitter.com/MoXktwPPvD
Tue plan, draft: Slow start; administrivia; research etc for the SEKRIT editorial project; early evening TBA; 2100… https://t.co/F7PH3JNdzA
dannolan I see the annual anzac dipshit off is starting strong pic.twitter.com/2CXzQHw4o3
RT @HopkinsMedNews: BREAKING NEWS: @HopkinsMedicine performs the first total penis and scrotum #transplant in the world. https://t.co/HO7uw…
Tuesday. Two Pigs stand either side of the Orb. Four Pigs, one Orb, as was foretold. Tuesday.