Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 24th, 2018

If the Second Amendment is meant to be so damn good then why doesn’t it mention the blockchain?

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_youhadonejob1 Meanwhile in Denmark 🇩🇰 pic.twitter.com/P6A5jLTGWX

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At least I managed to say “pee tape” on the radio tonight, so today hasn’t been all bad.

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There are Wrong Trains on platform 19 and it feels wrong. pic.twitter.com/4WC04Nye9f

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ch000ch if you don’t then you
love me ah crap

is this even Lined up right
fuck it whatever..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aT

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@LapTop006 That’s cool, I need to get to bed reasonably early tonight.

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@abcmelbourne Well that was fun. Probably not very informative. But fun.

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@abcmelbourne Well, here we go when Certain Technical Issues are resolved.

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@Spikesaurus @abcmelbourne That’s a worry. Things are making sense in the TARDIS.

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@davidgerard Not that you’re biased, obviously.

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@kennwhite Plus you have testimony to the effect that he was the guy using that computer at that time.

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@jpwarren @drspacejunk Oh that’s a point. I suspect there’d be a trademark issue, however.

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@jpwarren @drspacejunk Maybe, but then I don’t want a Dalek. A Dalek once interfered with me in the ABC foyer. I had to slap it.

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@x0rz @davidgerard I believe so, though US Secret Service might also have some interest.

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@davidgerard I’m enjoying it so much, and I’ll doubtless plug it some more before I’m finished.

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@davidgerard I can tell you had a lot of fun writing it. It shines through.

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Amusing detail in the Silk Road takedown from @davidgerard’s book “Attack of the 50ft Blockchain”. pic.twitter.com/2aj9ETtcOi

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@dj2mn @0xMatt People who can be bribed with chocolate shouldn’t be trusted with sharp objects.

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hughriminton Captions, anyone..? pic.twitter.com/kDsJJs8VVd

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At least @abcnews got this headline right. “Uranus smells like rotten eggs, scientists find”
abc.net.au/news/2018-04-2… pic.twitter.com/lbvtzHrEGq

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0xMatt The hinges are on the outside of the box though… twitter.com/heyamyjane/sta…

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@R_Chirgwin Perhaps some sort of device to shoot the “biscuits” from a distance. And callipers with a funnel to ensure accuracy.

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NYorksPolice Top tip: If you want to stay out of trouble, don’t do what this driver did and swear at our mobile safety cameras w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mc

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@BobGrrl I see your point. Maybe we need Special Symbolic Anzac Biscuits. pic.twitter.com/yC582Jz1sI

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@NewtonMark There’s quite a bit to explore here.

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DanieTreg LOOK AT THIS AMAZINGLY SHIT HOT TAKE.
Dude..pic.twitter.com/h6e6KGaxIRIR

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Maybe Anzac Day could be the day we strap all government ministers down over a vaulting horse and shove Anzac Biscu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mv

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VentusSanctus “Can blockchain d-”
“No.”
“What abou-”
“NO. DATABASE. YOU NEED A FUCKING SQL DATABASE!”

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No, I want to see them go better, with a clearer ethical framework. This ever-faster fetishism is half the problem. twitter.com/mattallen/stat…

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MichaelGalanin Pluto 1994 | 2018 pic.twitter.com/00mJwy1c87

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VentusSanctus The blockchain doesn’t even do the thing it was built to do all that well. Why do you want to use it for more things…

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Maybe not as important as at first blush. Note that I haven’t done any analysis on this, just adding the response t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r3

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Later up I’ll be talking about “deep fakes” and curious biometric ID ideas after 2100 AEST on @abcmelbourne (digita..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pl

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Hampo Booooo to the boring sub editor who insisted on ruining the headline by adding the word “planet” pic.twitter.com/dnIiA88dOL

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WRandyBell If a explodes over the ocean and nobody sees it, does it still make a sound? YES - @ctbto_alerts infrasoun..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gO

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This would be a nice thing to do, Sydney. twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…

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Kate_McClymont From a Herald reader: Some time ago I overheard some people talking about a SMH story on some of the many villains..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9J

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FXMC1957 24 April 1967. The Greek government prohibited women from wearing miniskirts in public. pic.twitter.com/NWcucoQwJT

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I didn’t take a photo, but that S-Set had posters through it saying that there’ll be new trains in 2018 with air-co..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gh

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AusAmbCyber 🇦🇺💻🌏🤝 Australia is pleased to join the @NATO Cooperative Defence Centre of Excellence @ccdcoe 👍..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IQ

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Luke Foley, the Steven Bradbury of NSW politics. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Kate_McClymont Read the hilarious twitter exchange in this thread between Mark Latham and Erik Jensen twitter.com/ErikOJensen/st…

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ShoebridgeC To illustrate ‘Assad devastating Aleppo’, @guardian journalist uses photo of bomb attack by AQ rebels..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zA

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OzKitsch DON’T DRINK LAGER MADE BY GERMANS! WWI Foster’s advertisement, April 1917 pic.twitter.com/CADvcYDCfV

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TheColonial It works on my machine. twitter.com/abstractionsco…

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“Which Anzac Day tweet will set off a holy war this year?” by @JohnBirmingham brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queen…

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elronxenu I’m not sure wrestling them is the answer. twitter.com/The_Japan_News…

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glengyron I’m in northern France, not far from WWIs frontlines.

You’d think I’d be ready for Anzac Day, but I can’t find a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BR

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chriskennett What greater mark of respect could one pay the Diggers than to keep digging? twitter.com/catherinedeven…

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@benpobjie The phrase “wrapped in prosciutto” is always appealing at this point.

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MsDugibbley @Rashas_Mo @stilgherrian Well not really. My Gran had one of these over 50 years ago, maybe longer :) pic.twitter.com/7Isb5uWJ9o

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Ass”
in “Stochastic” pic.twitter.com/Wjskc7NXZU

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Rashas_Mo Coffee machine and alarm clock.

Together at last.

bit.ly/2qVTnCd pic.twitter.com/bkjunboRzE

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Tue plan, remainder: Get brain working again; early evening TBA, but dinner obviously; 2100 AEST @abcmelbourne (fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vk

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@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee So, you know the codename of the air defence radar the UK built just before WW2 was CHA..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ua

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Not the best nap, but it was the nap I had.

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joshgnosis Huh. pic.twitter.com/s4sI9glDnl

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danziffer ANZ financial adviser ‘Mr A’ told five clients to invest in a marina property through a SMSF he’d set up. You know..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aS

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TechnicallyRon Guardian: It’s a boy!
The Times: It’s a boy!
The Telegraph: It’s a boy!
Daily Mail: Has Kate lost the baby weight y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jC

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joshgnosis Harsh. pic.twitter.com/eTdR5i5OjE

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OK then, @CARROT_app, I’m going to have my nap now. pic.twitter.com/340AQCNNhn

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Asher_Wolf My exclusive: The Australian Bureau of Statistics Tracked People By Their Mobile Device Data medium.com/@Asher_Wolf/th…

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@wombat1974 @Drag0nista This is the content I’m looking for.

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@wombat1974 @Drag0nista I don’t have a catalog for The Reject Shop. Is there a new one today?

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Tue plan: Slow start; administrivia (both done); nap (because of that late radio spot); research etc for the SEKRIT..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…57

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This all gets less and less interesting the more you dig into it. twitter.com/staticsan/stat…

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Work better at WHAT, is the real question. And are they even unicorns? twitter.com/staticsan/stat…

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Meanwhile, Big W has “Feel Good 3D Heat-Up Animals” for just $9 each. Whatever they are. pic.twitter.com/VRJ9IClMYf

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So ALDI really does have “Solar Meerkats” on sale this week. pic.twitter.com/ZxHRU1rGQZ

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coreyspowell Wow wow: Dust, stars, and cosmic rays swirling around Comet 67P, captured by the @ESA_Rosetta probe (+ amazing proc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AG

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TheOnion Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation trib.al/iUoOY0S pic.twitter.com/bW2ioWq0AB

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theburgerman Strathfield Council in Sydney’s inner west is drafting a measure which would make sure foreign text is no bigger th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P5

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ATTENTION! New @JonathanPieNews “A Hostile Environment” youtube.com/watch?v=eUfxku… “Pie dissects the [UK] government’s immigration policy.”

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And somehow this will be Facebook’s fault. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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cjjosh Worst episode of Midsomer Murders ever pic.twitter.com/lwM5mxmtyh

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@dobes @purserj @rohan_p @ashabeeeee I keep getting unwanted invitations to it from people who’ve clearly just blin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oz

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@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee Chris, I was actually enjoying this morning until then. Why do you do this to me?

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@Wyld This reminds me that I actually have Goat Simulator on my Pad of Eyes and I haven’t really played it. I must fix that.

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Perish”
in “Parachuting” pic.twitter.com/MoXktwPPvD

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start; administrivia; research etc for the SEKRIT editorial project; early evening TBA; 2100..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zA

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thehill Flight records show Trump spent night in Russia on 2013 trip, contradicting what he told Comey: report..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3x

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dannolan I see the annual anzac dipshit off is starting strong pic.twitter.com/2CXzQHw4o3

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HopkinsMedNews BREAKING NEWS: @HopkinsMedicine performs the first total penis and scrotum in the world…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dV

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Tuesday. Two Pigs stand either side of the Orb. Four Pigs, one Orb, as was foretold. Tuesday.

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