No, I mean it. Gorn.
And now I’m done.
@jonoabroad Thanks. But I’ve been drinking all day so everything is perfect.
#blueandyellowtrain, briefly, again. pic.twitter.com/ZveGKBQlJh
@darrenpauli What crime is this?
So this is my Anzac Day thread from earlier. I’m tweeting it from time to time. https://t.co/X72jeA3BRk
Don’t we all, right @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p? https://t.co/IKjq7k2Cv3
@justdanfornow I’m not arguing with this proposal.
@justdanfornow I see what you did there.
RT @MsPraxis: Involuntary celibate you say? Well how about you go fuck yourself.
Oh great. pic.twitter.com/zRfnJ5bVam
RT @AaronToponce: Identify what is wrong with these pictures. https://t.co/KJ1XgrZI1g
@KrazyKarl910 I’m glad you’ve understood the concept immediately.
@KrazyKarl910 Thanks. It’s all about moving on, getting fresh air, and not being a complete alcoholic.
@zackster Look I’m having enough trouble dealing wit@NSLpodcastst talking about the Supreme Court of the United States as a boy band.
@zackster Oh dear God.
RT @thegrugq: In 1942 the British were going to set up a propaganda “spiritualism†radio station which would have a medium reading messages…
@zackster I almost did. True story. But a long, long time ago.
Pro Tip: https://t.co/fxCGImXFt8
@purserj @girlgerms It’s not a popular view, but sometimes people’s views can be improved by strangling them with piano wire.
@dmeeze This is true. Depressingly true.
@purserj Kill them.
So, the question becomes do I find somewhere here in Burwood? Or do I head back to Ashfield?
@kylieklogs Even then.
The Rule, and I consider this to be a sensible rule, is that you don’t have two successive meals in the same pub.
Dammit. I’m hungry. Which means I have to move, because of The Rule.
This is fine. https://t.co/ku5nOqUgKl
RT @bingowings14: Why? https://t.co/IHHj6rnk2e
abcnews Fixed wireless NBN congestion like surfing the web in Turkey circa 2012, new figures show ab.co/2K8Pv9P pic.twitter.com/xxNIlFTNWY
RT @davpope: Don’t know how many times I’ve said the same thing https://t.co/FPCkeFOjWq
@darkhorse166 Pretty much. I lived in Ashfield ages ago, and it’s always been a middle-class Chinese village, but t… https://t.co/cdIfZ6DKtl
@evcricket Same.
@darkhorse166 I saw that.
@JustJimWillDo No, not him. The song.
@Davelennonabc Christ no.
I don’t even know why white people are allowed in Ashfield.
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s not me.
RT @manjusrii: Kilogirl â¤ï¸
Jess Flanders, 97, “Decoder”, had a vital role decoding Japanese shipping messages from a St Kilda Road block o…
If I had access to a time machine this is the one thing I would prevent. https://t.co/NPfpaVZve7
@twitchiebitch I don’t disagree. Also, my “lunchtime†meeting today was excellent.
RT @NewtonMark: It’s like there’s a contest to see how many racist tropes you can fit on a single @newscomauHQ headline blast. (“fleeing in…
Is there any way to prevent Leunig cartoons?
@twitchiebitch These words don’t even make sense.
@JustJimWillDo @Craig_A_Batty Sure, but dumplings.
@michaelneale Heh. That’s not the airline’s fault.
AequoEtBono At the going down of the sun pic.twitter.com/muajiF4cPl
@christopherneal I should probably make it my standard routine.
@mpesce Then we’re agreed. :)
RT @conniechan: Face recognition commercialization:
1. Upload a selfie to wechat official account.
2. Run Shanghai half-marathon.
3. Withi…
@PeteLawler It’s looking that way, given I had whiskey for breakfast.
@mpesce I am OK with this.
@joelpmichael Moi aussi.
I might have one more beer and then figure out my plan for dinner.
@mpesce “Life wasn’t meant to be easy.†Am I being too harsh?
minecraft2pac someone bought the url for soulja boy’s old website and made it redirect to a website that sells sex toys to furries pic.twitter.com/ysmIK1TZ42
@ZonePatroller Agreed.
@mpesce Indeed, though that’s a separate issue imo.
It feels like a Sunday night, doesn’t it.
@Craig_A_Batty @JustJimWillDo That does sound like too many pies.
@JustJimWillDo Ratios are complicated concepts. I had quite a few dumplings but then I also had quite a few drinks.
@juhasaarinen It’s true. Dumplings are evil.
Imagine being a business that was too stupid to take into consideration a public project that had been on-record fo… https://t.co/TIIsXU7rmP
onlmaps Countries with universal/free healthcare #map #maps pic.twitter.com/xcQ6uTmyAa
It’s great to see @TeenVogue picking up this story. https://t.co/8haxqzX5uQ
RT @Chalciporus: Out in the bush looking for mushrooms and stumbled upon this absolute cutey of a Spotted-tail #Quoll (Dasyurus maculatus)!…
RT @Patrickavenell: At the Mortdale Hotel the minute’s silence was impeccably observed save for the whirr of the ATM dispensing twenties, t…
@SnarkyPlatypus I mean, I could come past and throw stones, but can I be arsed?
No good will come of this. https://t.co/Lo9hiIMJ6P
@BobGrrl Noted.
@BundyB @AbstractCode I can do two things at once. Possibly three.
@BobGrrl “Massivest pork†is good.
@SnarkyPlatypus I still am. Having one last* beer before my next step.
Gosh. https://t.co/y8YVDtnPqJ
RT @jamesmathison: TODAY SHOW: Anzac Day is sacred, how dare they release a blockbuster movie today!
ALSO TODAY SHOW: Win a block of cash…
InsiderPenang Penang Street Art: 13 Furry Murals of Penang Cats is.gd/x6CHPZ pic.twitter.com/ZrpfUd10UQ
ICYMI earlier, my Anzac Day thread. https://t.co/X72jeA3BRk
Just to be clear, I haven’t been drinking continuously since 10am. I also had dumplings.
RT @glengyron: Wait till he finds out Turks are mostly Muslim. https://t.co/el879neyAz
@SnarkyPlatypus I will avoid having to come past that place then. I’ve just finished my “work meeting†in Burwood.
@michaelneale They’re a great airline.
@ScottWilkie1215 Today, who can tell?
OH: “But where are all the emus?â€
kcarruthers Let us not forget the survivors of the Great Emu War #LestWeForget pic.twitter.com/a2QxnqNpXl
@ScottWilkie1215 So soft.
RT @benvwilkie: Militarisms compared -
Australia: low energy wander down the main street with some rusty medals you found in a shoebox; ne…
@LovelyCorrine Well yes.
Burwood. pic.twitter.com/tuLpnuwhQ3
MintamenaPie Found in Philly pic.twitter.com/1hx2MBIYdW
Interesting. In Adelaide, the defence industry adverts are all about becoming an apprentice or graduate employee. I… https://t.co/BCqTjMfxdn
St Vincent and the Garden of Spikes. pic.twitter.com/q7SWpasaaN
Wed plan, updated draft: Thoughtful start (done, with way too much whiskey); lunch and conversation re the SEKRIT p… https://t.co/sLHBrEzOY6
Picketer To be clear, the Tech Bro who said this thinks this is good. pic.twitter.com/12BT1ga5EJ
@grottyscotty @Dura_Ace Wot?
@LovelyCorrine It does, but I wasn’t going to mention that. ;)
RT @Dura_Ace: Those were dark times… https://t.co/xiFiH27qyF
RT @tedlieu: Dear @realDonaldTrump: You can either use secure communications & Gen Kelly will know who you are talking to, or you can use y…
@oberonsghost One which is conducive to electrical conduction?
I’ll just retweet my thread from earlier every couple of hours. These are my Anzac Day thoughts. https://t.co/X72jeAlcIS
Can I just say that “Submit to Electronic Theatre†does not* sound at all sinister.
* does https://t.co/wLv11AqQ27
@Fuller_Si @damonayoung This is an excellent suggestion.
@benpobjie WAIT.
@benpobjie If only were Rami. :(
Well I’m convinced. Also, who’s Rapic.twitter.com/nnNdfvxaA3xaA3
poop_weasel “Goddamnit! Someone is gonna hold my hand if Melania won’t!” pic.twitter.com/e0NiEzVnnG
@NMessinia @joshgnosis @Savvastzionis “If you can’t be free, be cheap.â€
@mukimu Haha yeah don’t do that.
@NMessinia @joshgnosis @Savvastzionis That is… unbecoming.
@dobes @ashabeeeee @purserj @PeteLawler @rohan_p May I suggest that Third Hand Vegan would be even better?
@dobes @purserj @PeteLawler @ashabeeeee @rohan_p By selling a vegan?
@PeteLawler @ashabeeeee @purserj @dobes @rohan_p Mate, she’s vegan. Where to begin?
This sounds like extremely @SnarkyPlatypus content. https://t.co/koTe18n3T6
Well this is a radical approach. https://t.co/3x08CnqGHF
joshgnosis All the scandal coming out of the banking royal commission? Devine still finds a way to blame the gays. pic.twitter.com/qZ6p0ytMjo
And yet… https://t.co/1cCZ3vZmyp
RT @wellerstein: I will be giving a talk tonight on the technique, aesthetic allure, and moral peril of nuclear weapons photography, at a f…
This is our new reality. https://t.co/IZ1OTI98nt
@RachaelHasIdeas @DDsD Ah yep yep. People generally don’t become generals if they’re idiots. (Career-seekers is a s… https://t.co/TgWEuWVMzx
@RachaelHasIdeas @DDsD Oh Rachael you’re not going all tinfoil on me, are you? I can go a certain amount of oil-ind… https://t.co/sGBpOiJZ6p
@hornery This is weird.
My God. I’m agreeing with @hornery. Probably coming at it from a different angle, but we’re at the same place in th… https://t.co/BqDOg0P9Rx
@NehpetsSnikrep @tobiasziegler We will be paying. He can legitimately claim he’s representing his electorate at an… https://t.co/3nuivQevs4
@annie_parker Thanks. Someone else is to blame, I think, but I’d need to search back.
@NehpetsSnikrep And doesn’t that just hit you right in the guts. Thank you for sharing.
With bonus Derryn Hinch. Man, what an awesome day out for Mr Trumble! https://t.co/62Ici1HECH
RT @tobiasziegler: Onzac Day https://t.co/YlPQUyeLcg
SwiftOnSecurity I think my new hobby on eBay is offering to buy Itanium servers for twenty dollars pic.twitter.com/pN1MdDwFuX
@AbstractCode Well der.
Thanks for this, @NickEvershed. Note, boys and girls, that’s a logarithmic scale. Also, the significant gap between… https://t.co/H9BkQP25wk
Also keeping me company, Nat “King†Quopic.twitter.com/0IIxkScZ9TcZ9T
For those of you just joining us on this Anzac Day, my thread from earlier. I am now quite a bit of whiskey down an… https://t.co/YdvklkJq1P
@munin No, it’s worse than that, but it’s local cultural overtones that are impossible to convey succinctly.
Oh God I’m reading David Marr. What have I become?
Another one for our collection, @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p. https://t.co/UhRVTBCaUX
RT @sirjohnmonash: The first newspaper mention of Anzac Biscuits was in June 1916 via The Sunday Times in Perth. Then, after requests from…
RT @NarangVipin: Narrator: the meeting *is* the concession… https://t.co/hYzKmkTzEA
@coldsnacks @DrRhysPockett Oh, it’s only $39 a bottle. I was worried there for a moment. https://t.co/7IWdLE0Pwb
Wed plan, original draft: Thoughtful start; lunch and conversation re the SEKRIT project; remainder TBA. Wed plan,… https://t.co/3Eahr0xGuR
RT @KeithConlon: Prominent war historian Peter Stanley slams the Monash piece on @ABCTV. Replies indicate he has strong backing from other…
@coldsnacks @DrRhysPockett Shit I just poured way more than I intended.
@coldsnacks @DrRhysPockett In answer to your previous question, this. And I promise to replace the bottle,… https://t.co/CNRmR0SyXu
RT @Havenlust: My dad waits every year for the day the sun rises just right and reflects along the railroad tracks,Today! 💌 https://t.co/Ht…
Also, hi @ScottWilkie1215. :)
How about female sailors in full dress whites and medals drunkenly snogging on Enmore Road before the ranking NCO s… https://t.co/1aoMChchFH
This email just arrived from @ThaiAirways is very tempting. pic.twitter.com/O6teP39E3V
matthew_d_green Today marks the 17th consecutive year that the University of Illinois Urbana-Champagne has failed to build HAL.
@DDsD In my case it was to reach tech-aware youths. A whole “You want to have the REALLY cool tech?†angle. We were… https://t.co/aWJiVLYlai
Wow check this SMS spam just received. @Wikipedia presumably you know about this one? pic.twitter.com/dsZACShWjB
@DDsD I had a couple of meetings with defence recruitment people for a dotcom boom project, which sadly collapsed.… https://t.co/5Tcvp8FxvP
@ScottRhodie @guardianstyle No argument there. Now I’m wondering when the style “Anzac†became the thing. I am insu… https://t.co/gPFgvjxWsy
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus I see a crown here. pic.twitter.com/ZA5yyhvpGn
@ScottRhodie The style has been for the latter as long as I remember, so I support it. And I say that as someone wh… https://t.co/twn56kmrxI
@SnarkyPlatypus Here’s another thought. We have two days, Anzac Day and Remembrance Day. Maybe broaden one to comme… https://t.co/lXx3m25MdJ
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus They just, surely? The states do have a separate constitutional link to the Crown. Federation n’all.
@SnarkyPlatypus But the way to make these things happen is just to do it. #notaslogan
@SnarkyPlatypus That’ll take time. And what it’ll take is some people forming a group and applying to march in the… https://t.co/BItzXUTbTl
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus I can sort of see where they’re going with that, but yeah nah. It’s not about the broad c… https://t.co/was6GzJe7d
@garthk You need evidence that I’m drinking neat spirits at 10am? You must be new here.
@coldsnacks I’ll let you know when I go back to the other end of the apartment for a refill, and when… https://t.co/Z9tFlUtD8G
@SnarkyPlatypus We WERE slowly getting better, slowly broadening the concept. It took a long time for Turks to be p… https://t.co/njkcmugTAd
This is quite good whiskey.
Well here we all are then.
Excuse me now while I pour a whiskey, in remembrance of a friend.
That’s enough from me on that today. Lest we forget.
“We must never forget the 11,000 fallen Australians whose bodies were never recovered,†Turnbull said yesterday. Tr… https://t.co/BJuU6E3Uea
I also note that, increasingly, writing about our veterans focuses more and more on the psychological effects of wa… https://t.co/KIEtHDddFV
What I note about all the more powerful, more thoughtful, writing about Anzac Day is that it’s about people. Indivi… https://t.co/hm9O4vBsJo
I can also recommend @JohnBirmingham’s column from yesterday, “Which Anzac Day tweet will set off a holy war this y… https://t.co/vCgVZdJWL5
I re-read @GreenJ’s “Anzac Day is about their deaths, not our lives†(25 April 2012) just now.… https://t.co/ecDqvpw9zZ
“Anzac Day 2009: Sacrifice†(25 April 2009) https://t.co/M7WIQoK6Wu 2/2
“Anzac Day Rememberings†(25 April 2008) https://t.co/M7WIQoK6Wu 1/2
The two blogs posts I’m about to tweet say “Rudd†instead of “Abbott†or “Turnbullâ€, and there’s some minor referen… https://t.co/W4J9RkikRk
So yeah. Anzac Day. I toyed with the idea of writing something new this year, but once more it seems like what I wr… https://t.co/JCizw6hvpP
Patrickavenell Lest we forget the journos on ‘trawl social media for mildly controversial Anzac Day disgrace’ beat.
This could take some time. https://t.co/37LW8iJ2Th
@CaseyBriggs By which I mean, “Thank you, @CaseyBriggs, for reminding us that so many don’t understand the slogan.â€â€¦ https://t.co/g9wq1lMr1l
Oh @CaseyBriggs …
Wednesday. Anzac Day. Wednesday.