@nehadk Oi.
OK, I’m off.
@MsLods All noted. I’m off for now, but yes.
@kattekrab @bengrubb Good question. There’s lots of unknowns in that’s story, at least as I first heard it.
@kcarruthers Are you planning a massacre?
@kcarruthers This is an interesting concept.
@JuliusFlywheel @LiamPomfret @bengrubb @mmechomski @SalingerPrivacy @apf_oz We have some privacy legal types in han… https://t.co/va3yszQYzV
RT @kcarruthers: Yes it has indeed come to this https://t.co/QjtyWOJnbn
RT @jdub: Come to programming, we have…
() roundies
<> pointies
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[] squares who are also polyamorous
== equality*
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@joannejacobs None of your business.
@duckbytheoboe Noted. So that won’t happen this year.
@franksting @johncarneyau We tried to warn you.
This is a K-Set. At least it’s not an S-Set.
I really should go to Finland some time soon.
@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, I’d been thinking that.
@BXGD This all true. And they know it.
@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus I was choosing not to go there, but since you asked I too wish to know.
RT @GossiTheDog: Best way to explain DNS is if you need to ring your mate Mr Google, but don’t know his number, so you ask your Mum, who as…
esaagar Would you rather have Dragon Energy or Tiger Blood?
@johncarneyau @franksting This is also true.
RT @NewtonMark: Twitter blue-ticks people who threaten to hijack airliners with assault rifles. What would the FBI be doing right now if he…
@franksting You really don’t want to know. It’ll only make you angry.
@juhasaarinen @mikko @SnarkyPlatypus I’m going to look up these words for myself, Juha, because I suspect you are trying to get me killed.
@glengyron No.
@juhasaarinen @mikko @SnarkyPlatypus Also, @SnarkyPlatypus, I have only just realised… https://t.co/rFcns3hIfX
@juhasaarinen @mikko I hope so. BTW @SnarkyPlatypus and I are going to the local Finnish Society’s Vappu this Satur… https://t.co/xuoQbtOhYn
@samanthamaiden So am I, of course.
This is true, @mikko. https://t.co/k2p7iRPF3t
This is a solid argument. https://t.co/pyVM7JfEzg
@samanthamaiden Oh dear. :)
Now imagine an Adelaide person saying this. https://t.co/JS30e28Roa
RT @Tim_Beshara: An Italian website has referred to me as “un consigliere del senatore dei Verdi” and this makes me very happy https://t.co…
I’m so glad these guys are on our side. For some value of “ourâ€. (Why do we trust Finns?) https://t.co/a5o74WHSWk
HLMenckenBot An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
@SnarkyPlatypus There are quite a few Cloverclones around, though, so be sure.
Those fire trucks are having a hard time getting up Pitt Street because it is as usual a traffic jam.
RT @aral: So yesterday, @rankingrights, which is “housed at†@NewAmerica — which is funded by Google — released a “Corporate Accountability…
RT @johnb78: I see the Barry Café hired some fine HR lawyers https://t.co/Oh10zKaXKH
@SnarkyPlatypus Has Clover turned up yet?
All this is true, unfortunately. @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p https://t.co/yxusEYIwF1
I too recommend this mini doco. https://t.co/GVsOh7QDvt
@SydneyTom_ @bengrubb You haven’t been posting pictures of each other?
GreenJ One day there will be a study into the national psychological impact of starting the morning listening to Scott Morrison.
RT @KrangTNelson: ***it’s happening*** https://t.co/dKcFZ3mdm0
RT @LaComtesseJamie: I’m amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks I’m a Europea…
@SydneyTom_ @bengrubb Well it’s trivial for location tracking to see you live next door to each other. I’ll add it to the list, anyway.
RT @MarkDiStef: Amber Rudd denied her office had specific targets to hit for the voluntary removal of illegal immigrants. Turns out there w…
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh right, who’s he taking?
@dmeeze @_robcorr @Asher_Wolf @abcmelbourne Unless I was 100% sure that what these particular staff were saying was… https://t.co/Yp6yBgrhfr
@SydneyTom_ @bengrubb I seem to recall reading a proper thing about that. In that, yes, it’s a thing. I’ll try to remember to dig it out.
@aleeb88 Nah, the #purpletrain doesn’t go beyond Central, and in any event I was on foot.
Hyde Park North. Attn: @ApostrophePong. pic.twitter.com/SgJZDIRkDu
Approaching Woolloomooloo.
I, too, agree that we should burn the unwanted. https://t.co/TdxpHfsWTz
@SnarkyPlatypus Ben will be doing that. He’s got the height for it.
@spottytwit Hmmm. He was certainly being grilled. Let’s not get too nasty too soon.
It’s true. https://t.co/5oogXwsRZT
RT @MatthewBevan: I think this experiment has gone wrong https://t.co/ToY0T1Lj19
RT @annelisenews: BREAKING: Witness Terry McMaster from Dover Financial has collapsed during questioning. Could be heard breathing heavily…
RT @sceneboyvarcee: Ja we dealin with a lot today not now pls https://t.co/6Dx2GdrrfA
RT @ThaumPenguin: 42. Horses and Moose https://t.co/PFYNvOQaaV
Still, few people could handle being unfollowed by Nicki Minaj.
Who will be the Kerry Packer in all this, and create a World Series Kanye?
Wow this is more serious even than the US-led boycott of the 1980 Olympic Games. https://t.co/2KwfACkJp8
@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus Futurists always make me cross.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Wot.
@SnarkyPlatypus Close enough. https://t.co/GxtKCYvj0C
@SnarkyPlatypus A Better New Age! pic.twitter.com/9yqNz5wxJa
Have lesbians always been able to be invisible?
@kemal_atlay Hi Kelma.
@charliedrummond Smooshing can be problematic, yes.
RT @danziffer: Financial Planning Australia spends more on its CEO’s office (boss + one staff member) than on its entire Professional Stand…
I’m liking this Royal Commission. https://t.co/0vXzYrtRDW
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: We need to find whatever marketing genius came up with the quickly-evident stupid idea of curved TVs and lock them in…
RT @viveka: Oh hey, are you a UNIX person in Sydney who knows @puppetize? Want to come and work on secret projects at @choiceaustralia New…
frogworth Judging by their hold music, ASIC is a super smooth & funky, laid back organisation.
@darrenpauli Also ha ha very funny.
@darrenpauli Not yet it’s not.
Thu plan, remainder: Continue lurking in Haymarket; 1700 meeting, Woolloomooloo; evening TBA, depending on energy levels.
@formalbeer I see what you mean now.
RT @paulisci: Congratulations to those of you who had “Microsoft Excel cheers on Wu-Tang Financial’s response to Kanye West” on your 2018 b…
WAS IT BECAUSE THE TRAINS CRASHED? https://t.co/VitZzccUNc
RT @NewtonMark: This sounds a lot more sinister for children than I reckon they intended. https://t.co/cUFE9TepMB
RT @eddiepepitone: To Do List : 1) butt heads with everyone over everything. 2) plant bulbs. 3) try on spring clothes for Monsanto Roundup…
RT @NewtonMark: This is pretty funny given that Peta Credlin was behind Abbott cutting ASIC’s funding by $120 million and offloading their…
RT @JohnBarronUSA: “Mr Trump, are you a great president, or the GREATEST President?” https://t.co/rdOMGUWz6V
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Kind of, I suppose.
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Couldn’t do any harm.
@dobes @jturner_ibrs All gentoo installs are degenerate.
“Should Australia use blockchain in delivering humanitarian aid?†https://t.co/nnOHEUgrlh No.
Re those last RTs, I can see the scam emails now. “Hello, I am a candidate for Lord Mayor of Melbourne, and I have… https://t.co/9pkcyEiuPL
WildBilbo @ClayLucas @MelbPressClub What…what are the families expected to do with these returned corpses?
MerileeCandice @ClayLucas @MelbPressClub DNA test the corpses? Wouldn’t they then have to DNA test the rest of the population to find 99.99999% matches?
RT @ClayLucas: Lord mayoral candidate Gary Morgan has just promised, at a @MelbPressClub lunch, to exhume 6000 corpses at the Queen Vic Mar…
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Today we are all celebrities.
@AbstractCode Can you imagine the sookage from that!
@lukehopewell Tunnels are oppression.
#blueandyellowtrain, briefly.
@darrenpauli Why are you showing me this, Darren?
Actually it’s exactly like that.
It’s like that time Telstra censored me just because I didn’t pay my phone bill. Or when I was imprisoned while sul… https://t.co/9yZO0GXjgB
HAHAHAHAHA yeah whatever, kids. pic.twitter.com/L7r0qJcBxV
This like @GreenJ meets A Clockwork Orange. https://t.co/47bFFVia7f
@GuardianAus So the old men are pursuing other cyclists and killing them? Cool. https://t.co/CYhNnbBJQI
Just so everyone’s aware… https://t.co/swqCUizgSh
adweak BREAKING: Agency Staffers Bewildered By Rare Sighting Of Someone Over 40 In Office pic.twitter.com/uGrJdxyPlR
RT @The_UnSilent_: Every once in a while the human race makes me extremely proud. THIS is one of those moments 💇🻠https://t.co/GNYti8uMZf
RT @elisewho: Tomorrow’s North-South summit:
9:30am KJU+Moon meet at mil demarcation line between blue huts at the border, walk over to P…
The penalisation of non-confirmity. Do anything different and They will ask you questions. https://t.co/kKpOyn5SQ0
Something to do with… no, not while I’m eating. https://t.co/l4lrpZA66L
RT @LFaraday: What the? 😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 #Atheism https://t.co/kLLWOYbDrb
OK, both situations have now been dealt with. Please proceed.
@jpwarren I am liking this.
I’m helping@jpwarrenen. Have they said “single pane of glass†yet? Or “360-degree visibility�
So, just like everyone fuckin’ else who did a shitload of random cyber acquisitions and now has to glue them all to… https://t.co/cIwnlQfV2D
No, @billshortenmp, there is also The Asteroid. https://t.co/lPS9n21EUL
Waxing Gibbous.
RT @theandrewglover: Elon: “Technological advancement from artificial intelligence is an existential threatâ€
Also Elon: https://t.co/MVlcr…
RT @RealNickHodge: So this Kanye Kayne whatevs dude seems:
1. Woke
2. a good case for not legalising marijuanas
RT @edbott: Dear Giant Meteor… https://t.co/mfEc1R0pDN
@nehadk Only if you forget to wear rubber gloves, and there’s video footage.
RT @joshgnosis: Umm, did they ask the gays about that, first? https://t.co/DMTNP3FNl7
I’d missed this one. “GoGet ‘hacker’ case stalled awaiting information from Amazon†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/VB30ifXIWj
Hey @rohan_p @dobes there is ANOTHER genre! https://t.co/NKm3TFOXYD
Thu plan, update: Things are being delayed due to 1. software updates; and 2. an underpants situation. Stand by.
I approve. #cyber #cybercyber https://t.co/vJIbDGz4Gi
@jpwarren I’ll have to chat with you about that, because I think it’s quite apt — though perhaps for reasons other… https://t.co/Olf4z3hXVY
True fact. https://t.co/gDG08Lfd0P
JoyAnnReid Kanye 2020, y’all. Get registered. #VMAs
OK, it would have been worth going to Taipei just for this moment. https://t.co/cV9nKA4Mtz
RT @danarubinstein: “Disgraced CBS anchor Charlie Rose is being slated to star in a show where he’ll interview other high-profile men who h…
Jesus Christ. https://t.co/CD726zeDfF
Both broad and on many levels, so I guess like the car park at Seven Hills railway station. Although to be fair, th… https://t.co/Chzj6HVeHM
@SydneyTom_ @zerogeewhiz Minimum order 1000 units. But on the plus side, it can be any design you want. pic.twitter.com/yo5MDW9Wwu
Thu plan: Slow start, unfortunately (but almost done, I think); pho; research for the SEKRIT project, probably in a… https://t.co/N7KwZ4ucx0
RT @randomsomewhere: Aurora: American white man
Orlando: American white man
Parkland: American white man
Las Vegas: American white man
Sand…
The ultimate goal is, clearly, that you will never be able to leave your inbox. Never! NEVER! https://t.co/GIXB317Fng
@jpwarren Fap what?
Don’t be difficult, Tom. https://t.co/u9LKcHlxLl
This is the best spam I’ve received in quite a while. Behold, the Multifunctional Scarfpic.twitter.com/7gXcHtdd6s6s
mumbletwits Our webpoll today: who from the IPA should be the next race discrimination commissioner? Give us a call
@franksting When I first logged it showed me a bunch of names I knew. I can’t recall whether it had asked for Conta… https://t.co/fAgs3ZJDi6
RT @Picketer: The Commonwealth Attorney General says minorities aren’t really Australian so that’s nice. https://t.co/maSPjJkfEV
20committee Kanye’s Twitter today is basically 400 of those old-school crack-and-fry-an-egg “this is your brain on drugs” PSAs all at once.
My brain is nearly working now.
jonkudelka “Wearing a flag as a cape” will be fairly high on the list I imagine.
jonkudelka I look forward to finding out what middle Australian values are.
RT @MsLisaHerbert: Hey journos. THIS COULD BE YOU! We’re looking for another ‘Tom’. As a features reporter you get to do all kinds of cool…
@CFR_org This is quite handy. pic.twitter.com/V6JgIU57Lh
“New Entries in the CFR Cyber Operations Tracker: Q1 2018†https://t.co/DE0hjOgRER I didn’t realise that @CFR_org h… https://t.co/XhrKGUFnAr
This is acceptable weather for Sydney today, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/VJWXIQZaLt
@fuzzibilities I see what you mean, but it isn’t the temple attendants who dish out the karma. I think it’s handled above their pay grade.
@fuzzibilities That’s the problem with temple attendants. So goddam reasonable.
PigsAndPlans New Yorker cartoons but with Kanye tweets (3/10) pic.twitter.com/sCygTP236M
@franksting I did know. I created a few days ago to map walks, and was pretty sure I’d turned off all the “socialâ€â€¦ https://t.co/nRnwmXxjvR
@ElamBend @random_eddie @davidgerard Cruel but fair.
It’s a great status line, “besieged by angry temple monkeysâ€.
@snurb_dot_info I’d guessed that a LOT more signatories would emerge once the statement went live. This is very in… https://t.co/NVaHhKvndG
This is definitely not only a China thing, right Sydney? https://t.co/dUgVzQsnvJ
“Facebook Shuts the Gate after the Horse Has Bolted, and Hurts Real Research in the Process†from @snurb_dot_info
a… https://t.co/C1hXnsMy2s
Well this looks like fun! (From today’@crikey_newsws Worm.pic.twitter.com/tj8RsW9wSOSO
RT @Stonekettle: Incels and etc. A primer. If like me, you were unfamiliar, this is a good place to start. https://t.co/GkWgJByWB7
ginarush is clickhole doing PR now pic.twitter.com/TaoQA68uWI
RT @TheBeatWithAri: Chief Legal Correspondent @AriMelber on breaking news that Trump lawyer Michael Cohen will plead the 5th in Stormy Dani…
Thu plan, draft: Slow start, unfortunately (those dreams were, um, disconcerting); pho; research for the SEKRIT pro… https://t.co/c5AK9IfDwy
RT @GretchenAMcC: This is your periodic public service announcement that if you or someone you know has written academic analyses of intern…
RT @szechuan: As we all start to receive a thousand GDPR emails from the services we use, don’t forget that you can opt out of what they’re…
Aelkus Reality Distortion Field levels are hitting unprecedented highs today pic.twitter.com/BgTADrM5vl
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Saw your recent tweet about wine. Did you know that blockchain can guarantee produce’s organic status?
RT @RaminNasibov: This statue of Jesus in Poland provides Internet to nearby villages. https://t.co/bdN2I2wnJJ
best_in_dumbest We put the “Fish”
in “Inefficiency” pic.twitter.com/Lx8Y0M1mLs
Thursday. It can be quite deceptive, you know. Thursday.