Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 26th, 2018

@MsLods All noted. I’m off for now, but yes.

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@kattekrab @bengrubb Good question. There’s lots of unknowns in that’s story, at least as I first heard it.

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kcarruthers Yes it has indeed come to this twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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jdub Come to programming, we have…
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[] squares who are also polyamorous
== equality*
=twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rHyw

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@duckbytheoboe Noted. So that won’t happen this year.

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This is a K-Set. At least it’s not an S-Set.

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I really should go to Finland some time soon.

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@BXGD This all true. And they know it.

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@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus I was choosing not to go there, but since you asked I too wish to know.

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GossiTheDog Best way to explain DNS is if you need to ring your mate Mr Google, but don’t know his number, so you ask your Mum,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AX

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esaagar Would you rather have Dragon Energy or Tiger Blood?

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NewtonMark Twitter blue-ticks people who threaten to hijack airliners with assault rifles. What would the FBI be doing right n..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qM

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@franksting You really don’t want to know. It’ll only make you angry.

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@juhasaarinen @mikko @SnarkyPlatypus I’m going to look up these words for myself, Juha, because I suspect you are trying to get me killed.

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@juhasaarinen @mikko I hope so. BTW @SnarkyPlatypus and I are going to the local Finnish Society’s Vappu this Satur..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yn

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Now imagine an Adelaide person saying this. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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Tim_Beshara An Italian website has referred to me as “un consigliere del senatore dei Verdi” and this makes me very happy pic.twitter.com/8jUwEMLGK5

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I’m so glad these guys are on our side. For some value of “our”. (Why do we trust Finns?) twitter.com/mikko/status/9…

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HLMenckenBot An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There are quite a few Cloverclones around, though, so be sure.

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Those fire trucks are having a hard time getting up Pitt Street because it is as usual a traffic jam.

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aral So yesterday, @rankingrights, which is “housed at” @NewAmerica – which is funded by Google – released a “Corporatwitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pq7W49

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johnb78 I see the Barry Café hired some fine HR lawyers pic.twitter.com/Oh10zKaXKH

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@SydneyTom_ @bengrubb You haven’t been posting pictures of each other?

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GreenJ One day there will be a study into the national psychological impact of starting the morning listening to Scott Morrison.

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KrangTNelson ***it’s happening*** pic.twitter.com/dKcFZ3mdm0

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LaComtesseJamie I’m amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks I’m a Euro..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TH

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@SydneyTom_ @bengrubb Well it’s trivial for location tracking to see you live next door to each other. I’ll add it to the list, anyway.

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DuffelBlog Trump rails against US Cyber Command after cyberattack on Russia deletes half his Twitter followers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uk

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MarkDiStef Amber Rudd denied her office had specific targets to hit for the voluntary removal of illegal immigrants. Turns out..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v6

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@dmeeze @_robcorr @Asher_Wolf @abcmelbourne Unless I was 100% sure that what these particular staff were saying was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fr

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@SydneyTom_ @bengrubb I seem to recall reading a proper thing about that. In that, yes, it’s a thing. I’ll try to remember to dig it out.

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@aleeb88 Nah, the doesn’t go beyond Central, and in any event I was on foot.

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Approaching Woolloomooloo.

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I, too, agree that we should burn the unwanted. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ben will be doing that. He’s got the height for it.

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@spottytwit Hmmm. He was certainly being grilled. Let’s not get too nasty too soon.

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MatthewBevan I think this experiment has gone wrong pic.twitter.com/ToY0T1Lj19

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annelisenews BREAKING: Witness Terry McMaster from Dover Financial has collapsed during questioning. Could be heard breathing he..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zu

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sceneboyvarcee Ja we dealin with a lot today not now pls twitter.com/ruleyork/statu…

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ThaumPenguin 42. Horses and Moose pic.twitter.com/PFYNvOQaaV

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Still, few people could handle being unfollowed by Nicki Minaj.

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Who will be the Kerry Packer in all this, and create a World Series Kanye?

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Wow this is more serious even than the US-led boycott of the 1980 Olympic Games. twitter.com/briantylercohe…

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Have lesbians always been able to be invisible?

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danziffer Financial Planning Australia spends more on its CEO’s office (boss + one staff member) than on its entire Professio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4g

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I’m liking this Royal Commission. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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SwiftOnSecurity We need to find whatever marketing genius came up with the quickly-evident stupid idea of curved TVs and lock them..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bu

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viveka Oh hey, are you a UNIX person in Sydney who knows @puppetize? Want to come and work on secret projects at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fX

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frogworth Judging by their hold music, ASIC is a super smooth & funky, laid back organisation.

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Thu plan, remainder: Continue lurking in Haymarket; 1700 meeting, Woolloomooloo; evening TBA, depending on energy levels.

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paulisci Congratulations to those of you who had “Microsoft Excel cheers on Wu-Tang Financial’s response to Kanye West” on y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8H

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WAS IT BECAUSE THE TRAINS CRASHED? twitter.com/railpage/statu…

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NewtonMark This sounds a lot more sinister for children than I reckon they intended. twitter.com/SAPoliceNews/s…

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eddiepepitone To Do List : 1) butt heads with everyone over everything. 2) plant bulbs. 3) try on spring clothes for Monsanto Rou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1Q

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NewtonMark This is pretty funny given that Peta Credlin was behind Abbott cutting ASIC’s funding by $120 million and offloadin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…x9

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JohnBarronUSA “Mr Trump, are you a great president, or the GREATEST President?” twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@dobes @jturner_ibrs All gentoo installs are degenerate.

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“Should Australia use blockchain in delivering humanitarian aid?” aspistrategist.org.au/australia-use-… No.

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Re those last RTs, I can see the scam emails now. “Hello, I am a candidate for Lord Mayor of Melbourne, and I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PL

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WildBilbo @ClayLucas @MelbPressClub What…what are the families expected to do with these returned corpses?

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MerileeCandice @ClayLucas @MelbPressClub DNA test the corpses? Wouldn’t they then have to DNA test the rest of the population to find 99.99999% matches?

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ClayLucas Lord mayoral candidate Gary Morgan has just promised, at a @MelbPressClub lunch, to exhume 6000 corpses at the Quee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ls

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Actually it’s exactly like that.

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It’s like that time Telstra censored me just because I didn’t pay my phone bill. Or when I was imprisoned while sul..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gB

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@GuardianAus So the old men are pursuing other cyclists and killing them? Cool. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@dobes @jxeeno Isn’t the glocal what lizards shit out of?

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adweak BREAKING: Agency Staffers Bewildered By Rare Sighting Of Someone Over 40 In Office pic.twitter.com/uGrJdxyPlR

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The_UnSilent_ Every once in a while the human race makes me extremely proud. THIS is one of those moments 👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/GNYti8uMZf

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elisewho Tomorrow’s North-South summit:

9:30am KJU+Moon meet at mil demarcation line between blue huts at the border, walk..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9l

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The penalisation of non-confirmity. Do anything different and They will ask you questions. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Something to do with… no, not while I’m eatingtwitter.com/jxeeno/status/…6L

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LFaraday What the? 😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 pic.twitter.com/kLLWOYbDrb

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OK, both situations have now been dealt with. Please proceed.

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I’m helping, @jpwarren. Have they said “single pane of glass” yet? Or “360-degree visibility”?

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So, just like everyone fuckin’ else who did a shitload of random cyber acquisitions and now has to glue them all to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2D

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Waxing Gibbous.

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theandrewglover Elon: “Technological advancement from artificial intelligence is an existential threat”

Also Elon: twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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RealNickHodge So this Kanye Kayne whatevs dude seems:

1. Woke
2. a good case for not legalising marijuanas

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edbott Dear Giant Meteor… twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@nehadk Only if you forget to wear rubber gloves, and there’s video footage.

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joshgnosis Umm, did they ask the gays about that, first? twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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I’d missed this one. “GoGet ‘hacker’ case stalled awaiting information from Amazon” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/goget-…

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Thu plan, update: Things are being delayed due to 1. software updates; and 2. an underpants situation. Stand by.

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@jpwarren I’ll have to chat with you about that, because I think it’s quite apt — though perhaps for reasons other.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XVY

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JoyAnnReid Kanye 2020, y’all. Get registered.

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OK, it would have been worth going to Taipei just for this moment. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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danarubinstein “Disgraced CBS anchor Charlie Rose is being slated to star in a show where he’ll interview other high-profile men w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6P

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Both broad and on many levels, so I guess like the car park at Seven Hills railway station. Although to be fair, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HM

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@SydneyTom_ @zerogeewhiz Minimum order 1000 units. But on the plus side, it can be any design you want. pic.twitter.com/yo5MDW9Wwu

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Thu plan: Slow start, unfortunately (but almost done, I think); pho; research for the SEKRIT project, probably in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…x0

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randomsomewhere Aurora: American white man
Orlando: American white man
Parkland: American white man
Las Vegas: American white man
S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ev

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The ultimate goal is, clearly, that you will never be able to leave your inbox. Never! NEVER! twitter.com/Ausdroid/statu…

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This is the best spam I’ve received in quite a while. Behold, the Multifunctional Scarf! pic.twitter.com/7gXcHtdd6s

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mumbletwits Our webpoll today: who from the IPA should be the next race discrimination commissioner? Give us a call

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@franksting When I first logged it showed me a bunch of names I knew. I can’t recall whether it had asked for Conta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…i6

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Picketer The Commonwealth Attorney General says minorities aren’t really Australian so that’s nice. pic.twitter.com/maSPjJkfEV

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20committee Kanye’s Twitter today is basically 400 of those old-school crack-and-fry-an-egg “this is your brain on drugs” PSAs all at once.

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My brain is nearly working now.

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jonkudelka “Wearing a flag as a cape” will be fairly high on the list I imagine.

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jonkudelka I look forward to finding out what middle Australian values are.

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MsLisaHerbert Hey journos. THIS COULD BE YOU! We’re looking for another ‘Tom’. As a features reporter you get to do all kinds of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…po

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“New Entries in the CFR Cyber Operations Tracker: Q1 2018” cfr.org/blog/new-entri… I didn’t realise that @CFR_org h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ar

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This is acceptable weather for Sydney today, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/VJWXIQZaLt

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@fuzzibilities I see what you mean, but it isn’t the temple attendants who dish out the karma. I think it’s handled above their pay grade.

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@fuzzibilities That’s the problem with temple attendants. So goddam reasonable.

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PigsAndPlans New Yorker cartoons but with Kanye tweets (3/10) pic.twitter.com/sCygTP236M

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@franksting I did know. I created a few days ago to map walks, and was pretty sure I’d turned off all the “social”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vR

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It’s a great status line, “besieged by angry temple monkeys”.

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“Asshole intentionally pushes monkey into pool, flees in terror as monkeys counter-attack”
medium.com/shanghaiist/as…..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gv

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@snurb_dot_info I’d guessed that a LOT more signatories would emerge once the statement went live. This is very in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dG

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This is definitely not only a China thing, right Sydney? twitter.com/SixthTone/stat…

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“Facebook Shuts the Gate after the Horse Has Bolted, and Hurts Real Research in the Process” from @snurb_dot_info
a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2s

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Well this looks like fun! (From today’s @crikey_news Worm.) pic.twitter.com/tj8RsW9wSO

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Stonekettle Incels and etc. A primer. If like me, you were unfamiliar, this is a good place to start. twitter.com/ArshyMann/stat…

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ginarush is clickhole doing PR now pic.twitter.com/TaoQA68uWI

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TheBeatWithAri Chief Legal Correspondent @AriMelber on breaking news that Trump lawyer Michael Cohen will plead the 5th in Stormy..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tc

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start, unfortunately (those dreams were, um, disconcerting); pho; research for the SEKRIT pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wy

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GretchenAMcC This is your periodic public service announcement that if you or someone you know has written academic analyses of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r6

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szechuan As we all start to receive a thousand GDPR emails from the services we use, don’t forget that you can opt out of wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ua

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Aelkus Reality Distortion Field levels are hitting unprecedented highs today pic.twitter.com/BgTADrM5vl

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Saw your recent tweet about wine. Did you know that blockchain can guarantee produce’s organic status?

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RaminNasibov This statue of Jesus in Poland provides Internet to nearby villages. pic.twitter.com/bdN2I2wnJJ

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Fish”
in “Inefficiency” pic.twitter.com/Lx8Y0M1mLs

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Thursday. It can be quite deceptive, you know. Thursday.

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