Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 27th, 2018

@mediajorge I definitely need another gin then. ;)

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@aqualung Most of the Kitty Strats get sold to teenage boys who then customise or distress them. Some great photos on the internets.

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@aqualung Still, if you can have a Hello Kitty Stratocaster, which I know from my work with Fender Australia sells..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RL

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@aqualung Yeah I don’t know how this is going to work. were they having problems with their existing market? I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bb

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Oh that’s right. I should not stay up too late ‘cos I’m doing a spot on @lovesportradio London just after 0900 AEST..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nf

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Oh dear God, this is going to be horrendous. twitter.com/ElectrekCo/sta…

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@meadea @MarkDiStef On a related note, where does one buy a stuffed anteater?

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ryxnf why doesn’t prince george, the largest royal baby, not simply eat the other two? pic.twitter.com/NCHGxLzT9q

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cathywilcox1 Leak?!
Like wee? On bed? twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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TheOnion Publicist Worried Kanye West’s Support Of Trump Will Damage His Carefully Crafted Public Image As A Manic Self-Abso..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…b8

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jpwarren IT BEGINS twitter.com/WWFNewZealand/…

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pixelatedboat Infinity War makes history as the first Marvel movie where the fun Stan Lee cameo becomes a grim reminder of elder abuse

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benraue “Hey Google”
“-”
“Hey google”
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“Hey google!”
“It really is just a crap Janet”

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Rob_Stott A campaign we can all get behind twitter.com/AndrewBeatty/s…

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samanthamaiden Is it just me or is it really funny that the Treasurer keeps ponying up the “negative gearers only have a taxable i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AK

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Move over @ProfBrianCox and your so-called Big Bang. I’ve found a new cosmology right here in Ashfield, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/NwagwvxfTW

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SandiPsych Recently invited to speak at a conference and was asked which of my two affiliations I preferred to go on my name t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QZ

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@dobes Fact-checking funny tweets at 10pm on a Friday night. What a life!

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HAHAHAHA. I just fact-checked this and it’s real. @dobes twitter.com/charlvdwalt/st…

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@haruki_zaemon @jonoabroad I was going to stick it out to see what happened with with chicken — I mean, why invest.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bKv

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@jonoabroad @haruki_zaemon I’ve just bailed midway through episode three.

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@jonoabroad @haruki_zaemon Yeah I may give up soon. The chicken was one thing, I suspect there’ll be another.

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@JohnBirmingham Sorry, John, I should’ve broken it more gently.

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KaptanHindustan When God hates you pic.twitter.com/TNFvMjaQKK

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To be fair, though, it could have been a bit more animatronic.

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Checking out the new “Lost in Space” and so far the best bit is the animatronic chicken.

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@BXGD But not their snakes. Terrible for business.

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The middle-class sequel to “Snakes on a Plane” is “Croissants on a Train”. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@erstkate Other reports indicate that’s exactly what happened, though “false” is in interesting word here. @dannolan

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wef 99% of the world’s electric buses are in China. Learn more: wef.ch/2I0z3b4 pic.twitter.com/Uc2njAxCgN

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Histreepix Originally, Return of The Jedi was set in Virginia Beach over Spring Break, with Darth Vadar as “the cranky motel m..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…rO

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juhasaarinen US judge rules bars can throw out Trump supporters, via @nzherald nzherald.co.nz/world/news/art…

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@NewtonMark “Of course Sydney Tower is only the prototype. In Bradfield’s plan, it was to have been the first of a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…df

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@NewtonMark I think my new genre of tweets will be to make every more outrageous claims about what was in Bradfield’s plan.

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@NewtonMark It this where the level everything from Glebe to South Strathfield and put in a new airport?

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richardhine The start of the interview vs. the end of the interview. (The faces tell it all.) pic.twitter.com/BW7BfsOjKe

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“AMP could face criminal charges for misleading ASIC” abc.net.au/news/2018-04-2… pic.twitter.com/Ate9nfBrnC

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@dobes They really should be faxing them. @joshgnosis @rohan_p

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BenjySarlin All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again. pic.twitter.com/s0W3ysilab

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Hey @CptHollingworth! “A Gigantic T-35 Tank Rolls Out of a Factory, 80 Years After Production Ended: Five turrets,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sa

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For those asking me questions, I am not privy to Kmart’s procurement arrangements.

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FadAstra Might as well shut down Twitter for the day. It’s peaked already. pic.twitter.com/0WDuc5O6vC

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At Kmart yesterday: Rage Against the Machine t-shirts just $10. pic.twitter.com/efPPeaHGWx

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“Turns Out ‘The Today Show’ Might Have Broken The Rules With Its Anzac Giveaway” junkee.com/today-show-anz…

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shit_reviews Raccoon 1: “Here’s the plan, you go in the house, act like a cat and they’ll give you food?

Raccoon 2: “what are..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fm

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best_in_dumbest Let’s put the “Disco”
Back in “Discomfort” pic.twitter.com/7llEls8W8j

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tomsulston Looks like Melbourne’s 5-year plan to go from “Most liveable city” to “Dystopian police state” is trucking along ni..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DW

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Newsweek ‘It is because of the color of my hair’ says Spanish woman who looks like Donald Trump bit.ly/2Jx97DF pic.twitter.com/MVIBrDP62C

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ClickHole One For The Road: SeaWorld Has Realized People Will Be Mad At It No Matter What It Does So It’s Just Going To See H..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mS

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Two solid hours of phone meetings. I’m glad that’s over.

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sigfig the vast majority of people have no appreciation for how challenging it is to run a cult

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AmyRemeikis I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. twitter.com/patrickcondren…

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shauncrowe The key Australian incel text is Les Murray’s poem about the ‘erocide’ he claims to have experienced as a tubby kid. pic.twitter.com/t1QY0TYwoP

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Fri plan, actual draft: Slow start (almost done); SEKRIT project calls between 1200 and 1400; afternoon TBA; quiet..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5D

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andrewwhiteau When people carry on about their nostalgia for the Australia of yesteryear, send them this: twitter.com/vcoss/status/9…

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jimmykimmel I honestly thought this was a joke… twitter.com/IronStache/sta…

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CrispinBurke One of the first female Rangers takes command! twitter.com/pantherbrigade…

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This is the future you wanted, people. twitter.com/chr1sa/status/…

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@dobes @jpwarren It’s a con. Kaleidoscopes have 6-fold symmetry.

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TrishHepworth Isaac the book robot for employee of the year twitter.com/TroveAustralia…

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@alexkidman @CptHollingworth “The Homoerotic Appeal of Triffids: Why the Ents Went Bent”

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Pinboard “The vegetarian jambalaya is believed to represent the untrustworthiness and duplicity of the United States”

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Pinboard “A potato rösti is meant to evoke Kim’s childhood years in Switzerland, where it is believed he went to school, whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ko

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“To facilitate Australia’s participation with the NATO cyber defence group, Foreign Minister Julie Bishop opened Au..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bf

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@jpwarren So two days of cyberfapping? Gosh.

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dobes Even North Korea does dates better than the United States twitter.com/hohocho/status…

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“Turnbull’s Euro cyber binge” by Stuart Kennedy innovationaus.com/2018/04/Turnbu…

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dobes OMG, it’s so true twitter.com/me_gardiner/st…

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The_UnSilent_ This brings me so much joy ❤️ pic.twitter.com/EPO2sYkWF4

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Fri plan, ambitious draft: Slow start (annoying but partly in progress); SEKRIT project stuff, including phone meet..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fe

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@NewtonMark I didn’t not know this when I saw their stand in Adelaide and I missed out. You don’t have to subscribe to get the ice cream

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@NewtonMark You should try it. The ice cream has bugs in it. It’s a global nutrition thing. From The Economist.

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TheOnion Super Fan Attends Screening Of ‘Infinity War’ Dressed As Marvel’s VP Of Marketing trib.al/WuAt9zt pic.twitter.com/Tz9VnMgwhH

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@dobes @rohan_p I am not opening the PDFs in that.

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Thanks. Ms @ashabeeeee and Mr @dobes need to see this too, I’d say. twitter.com/HivintAU/statu…

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TheDailyShow When grandpa’s telling the same stories again and you can’t get him off the phone pic.twitter.com/GfCAfksEJJ

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@dobes The blockchain could help you manage a list of non-compliant PR firms and their staff.

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riskybusiness Lol they just registered an account. Wonder if a whole bunch of cold cases are about to close because of this idea..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vn

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SarahNEmerson this is ABSOLUTELY bonkers. it *seems* like investigators made a profile for DeAngelo on genealogy websites using o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v9

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CameronAtfield The US didn’t qualify, dickhead. twitter.com/JacobAWohl/sta…

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Stonekettle Somewhere right now, Trump’s lawyers are snorting coke off a dead hooker ass and downing handfuls of Xanax with Jac..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j7

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@dobes @rohan_p I did not, and now I am disappoint.

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PulpLibrarian Introducing my new band: Kernel Panic and the Motherboards!

The ALF Apple II Music Card (1978) pic.twitter.com/cfcXnTIpxR

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“Nice countries you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if something happened to them.” twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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The secret is out, although @SnarkyPlatypus may have suspected. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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I seem to be having an Annoying Side Effects morning, which is unhelpful.

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Friday. Consider the edges. Mice? Friday.

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