@marcoostini @aqualung This is one hell of pivot.
@mediajorge I definitely need another gin then. ;)
@aqualung Most of the Kitty Strats get sold to teenage boys who then customise or distress them. Some great photos on the internets.
@aqualung Still, if you can have a Hello Kitty Stratocaster, which I know from my work with Fender Australia sells… https://t.co/HagMPHSSRL
@aqualung Yeah I don’t know how this is going to work. were they having problems with their existing market? I have… https://t.co/GGmFp225Bb
@mediajorge I think it will be… fun? :)
Oh that’s right. I should not stay up too late ’cos I’m doing a spot on @lovesportradio London just after 0900 AEST… https://t.co/lbd16XhKnf
Oh dear God, this is going to be horrendous. https://t.co/I4L5VSilfk
@meadea @MarkDiStef On a related note, where does one buy a stuffed anteater?
RT @ryxnf: why doesn’t prince george, the largest royal baby, not simply eat the other two? https://t.co/NCHGxLzT9q
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. https://t.co/VY0n7yPTN5
RT @cathywilcox1: Leak?!
Like wee? On bed? https://t.co/ylEyoV4YEf
RT @TheOnion: Publicist Worried Kanye West’s Support Of Trump Will Damage His Carefully Crafted Public Image As A Manic Self-Absorbed Lunat…
RT @jpwarren: IT BEGINS https://t.co/LtgaKyxuXw
RT @pixelatedboat: Infinity War makes history as the first Marvel movie where the fun Stan Lee cameo becomes a grim reminder of elder abuse
RT @benraue: “Hey Googleâ€
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“It really is just a crap Janetâ€
RT @Rob_Stott: A campaign we can all get behind https://t.co/Hcmg7qcFem
RT @samanthamaiden: Is it just me or is it really funny that the Treasurer keeps ponying up the “negative gearers only have a taxable incom…
Move over @ProfBrianCox and your so-called Big Bang. I’ve found a new cosmology right here in Ashfield, Sydneypic.twitter.com/NwagwvxfTWTW
RT @SandiPsych: Recently invited to speak at a conference and was asked which of my two affiliations I preferred to go on my name tag. Prob…
@haruki_zaemon @jonoabroad Not that I saw.
@dobes Fact-checking funny tweets at 10pm on a Friday night. What a life!
@dobes This man is to blame. pic.twitter.com/lpxR7qR0jX
@dobes Evidence here. https://t.co/6asntUJlmD https://t.co/fk1GCIBtfu
HAHAHAHA. I just fact-checked this and it’s real. @dobes https://t.co/sDqSp3x4Nf
@haruki_zaemon @jonoabroad I was going to stick it out to see what happened with with chicken — I mean, why invest… https://t.co/NBFVG1IbKv
@jonoabroad @haruki_zaemon I’ve just bailed midway through episode three.
@jonoabroad @haruki_zaemon Yeah I may give up soon. The chicken was one thing, I suspect there’ll be another.
@aqualung And yes, there is a Dr Smith.
@aqualung I think this is a fair summary. https://t.co/EpUWgePk8P
@aqualung The chicken is the lure.
@JohnBirmingham Sorry, John, I should’ve broken it more gently.
KaptanHindustan When God hates you pic.twitter.com/TNFvMjaQKK
To be fair, though, it could have been a bit more animatronic.
Checking out the new “Lost in Space†and so far the best bit is the animatronic chicken.
@BXGD But not their snakes. Terrible for business.
The middle-class sequel to “Snakes on a Plane†is “Croissants on a Trainâ€. https://t.co/osqF3j9qCk
@erstkate Other reports indicate that’s exactly what happened, though “false†is in interesting word @dannolannnolan
RT @wef: 99% of the world’s electric buses are in China. Learn more: https://t.co/qvWBEtoMae https://t.co/Uc2njAxCgN
RT @Histreepix: Originally, Return of The Jedi was set in Virginia Beach over Spring Break, with Darth Vadar as “the cranky motel manager”.…
RT @juhasaarinen: US judge rules bars can throw out Trump supporters, via @nzherald https://t.co/jd5f6ze2Ib
@adrianadastra @DeptDefence @thinkdefence Those poor bastards.
@NewtonMark Exactly.
@NewtonMark “Of course Sydney Tower is only the prototype. In Bradfield’s plan, it was to have been the first of a… https://t.co/vpqJmtNrdf
@NewtonMark I think my new genre of tweets will be to make every more outrageous claims about what was in Bradfield’s plan.
@dobes @BundyB @purserj @munin @CptHollingworth Six wheels good, eight wheels better.
@NewtonMark It this where the level everything from Glebe to South Strathfield and put in a new airport?
richardhine The start of the interview vs. the end of the interview. (The faces tell it all.) pic.twitter.com/BW7BfsOjKe
“AMP could face criminal charges for misleading ASIC†https://t.co/exhtobpCQ5 https://t.co/Ate9nfBrnC
Snuffling.
@dobes They really should be faxing them. @joshgnosis @rohan_p
BenjySarlin All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again. pic.twitter.com/s0W3ysilab
@dobes @munin @CptHollingworth See also the SdKfz 232 command variant. pic.twitter.com/f3omUos8tb
@munin @dobes @CptHollingworth So here. https://t.co/Y5KwIMhbSo “In addition, a 71-KT- 1 radio, with distinctive ‘c… https://t.co/EqMRzWzKeV
@dobes @CptHollingworth It’s completely ridiculous.
Hey @CptHollingworth! “A Gigantic T-35 Tank Rolls Out of a Factory, 80 Years After Production Ended: Five turrets,… https://t.co/szqqOPoZsa
For those asking me questions, I am not privy to Kmart’s procurement arrangements.
FadAstra Might as well shut down Twitter for the day. It’s peaked already. pic.twitter.com/0WDuc5O6vC
At Kmart yesterday: Rage Against the Machine t-shirts just $10. #fightthepower pic.twitter.com/efPPeaHGWx
“Grrrr,†s@gathgwyngwpic.twitter.com/vsMG0ak3FNk3FN
“Turns Out ‘The Today Show’ Might Have Broken The Rules With Its Anzac Giveaway†https://t.co/ZIjUybspW5
RT @shit_reviews: Raccoon 1: “Here’s the plan, you go in the house, act like a cat and they’ll give you food?
Raccoon 2: “what are cats…
best_in_dumbest Let’s put the “Disco”
Back in “Discomfort” pic.twitter.com/7llEls8W8j
RT @tomsulston: Looks like Melbourne’s 5-year plan to go from “Most liveable city†to “Dystopian police state†is trucking along nicely. ht…
Newsweek ‘It is because of the color of my hair’ says Spanish woman who looks like Donald Trump bit.ly/2Jx97DF pic.twitter.com/MVIBrDP62C
@Davelennonabc Go away.
RT @ClickHole: One For The Road: SeaWorld Has Realized People Will Be Mad At It No Matter What It Does So It’s Just Going To See How Fat It…
Two solid hours of phone meetings. I’m glad that’s over.
sigfig the vast majority of people have no appreciation for how challenging it is to run a cult
RT @AmyRemeikis: I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. https://t.co/LzYYQgkG5l
shauncrowe The key Australian incel text is Les Murray’s poem about the ‘erocide’ he claims to have experienced as a tubby kid. pic.twitter.com/t1QY0TYwoP
Fri plan, actual draft: Slow start (almost done); SEKRIT project calls between 1200 and 1400; afternoon TBA; quiet… https://t.co/IUEIsj6e5D
RT @andrewwhiteau: When people carry on about their nostalgia for the Australia of yesteryear, send them this: https://t.co/YVbEocrnmI
RT @jimmykimmel: I honestly thought this was a joke… https://t.co/78qWnYhoUc
RT @CrispinBurke: One of the first female Rangers takes command! https://t.co/DKEExwXBia
@jpwarren @dmeeze @dobes Cube Lube! https://t.co/5ojmpNuJC5
This is the future you wanted, people. https://t.co/nP8JOt3DBs
RT @TrishHepworth: Isaac the book robot for employee of the year https://t.co/rbu6XtDP2K
@alexkidman @CptHollingworth “The Homoerotic Appeal of Triffids: Why the Ents Went Bentâ€
Not enough Es. https://t.co/t5UZIONgeB
Pinboard “The vegetarian jambalaya is believed to represent the untrustworthiness and duplicity of the United States”
RT @Pinboard: “A potato rösti is meant to evoke Kim’s childhood years in Switzerland, where it is believed he went to school, while a John…
“To facilitate Australia’s participation with the NATO cyber defence group, Foreign Minister Julie Bishop opened Au… https://t.co/ftNBlNd8Bf
@jpwarren So two days of cyberfapping? Gosh.
@TalisaDaKisser You are biased. So biased.
RT @dobes: Even North Korea does dates better than the United States https://t.co/68oKV3HQWg
“Turnbull’s Euro cyber binge†by Stuart Kennedy https://t.co/MZzX4iV1Yt
RT @dobes: OMG, it’s so true https://t.co/wGPGJUCio5
RT @The_UnSilent_: This brings me so much joy â¤ï¸ https://t.co/EPO2sYkWF4
Fri plan, ambitious draft: Slow start (annoying but partly in progress); SEKRIT project stuff, including phone meet… https://t.co/tIegB21Yfe
@NewtonMark I didn’t not know this when I saw their stand in Adelaide and I missed out. You don’t have to subscribe to get the ice cream
@NewtonMark You should try it. The ice cream has bugs in it. It’s a global nutrition thing. From The Economist.
TheOnion Super Fan Attends Screening Of ‘Infinity War’ Dressed As Marvel’s VP Of Marketing trib.al/WuAt9zt pic.twitter.com/Tz9VnMgwhH
Thanks. Ms @ashabeeeee and Mr @dobes need to see this too, I’d say. https://t.co/3tFiR1PvkM
RT @TheDailyShow: When grandpa’s telling the same stories again and you can’t get him off the phone https://t.co/GfCAfksEJJ
@dobes The blockchain could help you manage a list of non-compliant PR firms and their staff.
RT @riskybusiness: Lol they just registered an account. Wonder if a whole bunch of cold cases are about to close because of this idea. Det…
RT @SarahNEmerson: this is ABSOLUTELY bonkers. it *seems* like investigators made a profile for DeAngelo on genealogy websites using old DN…
RT @CameronAtfield: The US didn’t qualify, dickhead. https://t.co/Q2W34f74Jm
RT @Stonekettle: Somewhere right now, Trump’s lawyers are snorting coke off a dead hooker ass and downing handfuls of Xanax with Jack Danie…
CUBE LUBE. https://t.co/5ojmpNuJC5
PulpLibrarian Introducing my new band: Kernel Panic and the Motherboards!
The ALF Apple II Music Card (1978) pic.twitter.com/cfcXnTIpxR
“Nice countries you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if something happened to them.†https://t.co/lhBavgmqNx
The secret is out, although @SnarkyPlatypus may have suspected. https://t.co/vHseRqVAb8
I seem to be having an Annoying Side Effects morning, which is unhelpful.
Friday. Consider the edges. Mice? Friday.