RT @SavedYouAClick: labrador retriever https://t.co/BYjxLk1gbh
RT @paulwallbank: WeWork documents reveal it owes $18 billion in rent and is burning through cash as it seeks more funding https://t.co/OX0…
@aspientiae I think we’ve established that he’s a twat.
RT @NGruen1: For all I know, if Voltaire or Leibniz or Kant stepped out of a time machine and commented on today’s political controversies,…
RT @NCSC: Wholesome guidance from the Sociotechnical Security Group https://t.co/I0lwYNYBra
@davispg This is of course coming midway into long arcs.
@robocallaghan Indeed.
@davispg Should you wish to dive in “Harry and Paul†randomly at s03e06… https://t.co/wlm03uvGAR I’m not fond of… https://t.co/QddeMafgCZ
RT @RealNickHodge: TAKE THAT PATRIARCHY! (REF: https://t.co/4t8hSbulUz) https://t.co/SDmoRGiPyP
@TrubbellAtMill @MerriamWebster It is true. Even venetian blinds can be problematic.

JamColley I think HCF want me to kill the Swiss pic.twitter.com/sLXdbVxNtV
@davispg Or “Cholmondley-Warner. A short film about that Mr Hitler†https://t.co/Mqo7icefI3
@davispg See also “When life was simpler†https://t.co/H6OCjHMdSQ
@davispg Harry Enfield’s observational comedy about class and the like is often wonderful. Lately I’ve been digging… https://t.co/vBkm59WvUz
RT @MerriamWebster: 🔈 ‘Pansexual’ is our top search today. ðŸ”
https://t.co/DJ8gUex3qs
@davispg Try “Women know your limits!†https://t.co/v0SYSyUKUH
Wow. This one is real. “The Trouble With Women†(McGraw Hill Book Company, 1959) https://t.co/MCcfbf0X3f https://t.co/EVb7l5E2GA
Harry Enfield’s “The Conjugal Rights Guide†https://t.co/lQgJDWMYs1 These information films by Mr. Cholmondley-Warn… https://t.co/z5PC4v0rjb
@bernietb Famous last words.
But these are both good news stories. https://t.co/mxRwkGALH8

FXMC1957 Ed Balls tweeted his own name #OTD in 2011. Ever since this day is known on Twitter as #edballsday. pic.twitter.com/xsVdPzlCbV
@NewtonMark I’ve just downloaded this app and it’s very well made.
“Geniusâ€. https://t.co/0Q2o3xeOHL
@sleepingdingo He’s full of it, eh.

LindaConno fuckin genius pic.twitter.com/rUjBjr6oHC
I tweeted a link to the digital version earlier, but seeing the length of this “correction†in print is more specia… https://t.co/nZ2aPwTedc
@NewtonMark We are in furious agreement here.
IMPORTANT ECONOMIC NEWS YOU CAN NOW BUY STALE BAKED GOODS. https://t.co/lN0udcsvSJ
@NewtonMark And I also think the “OMFG Cambridge Analytica†stuff kinda over-rates what those guys can actually ach… https://t.co/U9pQLCobOm
@NewtonMark It’s not about audience, it’s about influence.
This is your future, @dobes. https://t.co/v5VtuPMqhs
@RichardSyikom @t0m3llArd It is important to keep track of the chickens at all times.

jupitusphillip Jeff Buckley #bearsofmusic instagram.com/p/BiGzF43g_Bb/
Compare and contrast 2/2: “Have I Got News For You†(?? December 1992) https://t.co/2Zx8tqCabo Host: Angus Deayton;… https://t.co/ulgErcUFdQ
Compare and contrast 1/2: “Have I Got News For You†S55E04 (27 April 2018) https://t.co/fRzCoVzPqA Host: Tracey Ull… https://t.co/qkEMZE1YCr
@RichardSyikom @t0m3llArd THE ANIMATRONIC CHICKEN.
@RichardSyikom @t0m3llArd Not the chicken. The Bloop.
Hey @NewtonMark we need to do something about this. https://t.co/uiKdC6BwoD
@crispy__56 @elronxenu Yeah not quite as good. Agreed, @t0m3llArd?(I did reply earlier but buggered it up. See atta… https://t.co/8LKroIDjgw
@Omshadiddle Good luck with it all. :)
RT @unixbigot: 🎶I am the definition of an Internet Monopoly,
I Hoover up your data then I model it’s topology,
I influence your buying and…
@evaleucien Ideally, it will be unbearable for everyone.
@Omshadiddle Sounds perfect. Except for the tear, obviously.
Sat plan, remainder: I think I’ll just order in some comfort food, drink wine, watch videos, and complain on Twitte… https://t.co/PAdkrDVGzu
RT @AndrewBGreene: #breaking The ABC has confirmed Australian and Canadian military aircraft will soon head to a US base in Japan to monito…
RT @NewtonMark: I don’t think this can be emphasized enough: this isn’t coded or qualified, this is the CEO of @NBN_Australia saying that t…
You’re right, and that is kinda disappointing. That theme was SUCH a thing of its time. https://t.co/097KYidbGx
@t0m3llArd You’re right, and that is kinda disappointing. That theme was SUCh a thing of its time.

samanthamaiden Peak Monthly: Also sounds uncomfortable pic.twitter.com/0HrBO3lFKR
RT @NewtonMark: Note also that ASIC was as useless as a chocolate teapot well before 2013, and has very likely never been an effective regu…
@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus You always cheer me up, @DavidFeng.
@WarWraith @jk_rowling Speak for yourself.
@stevebwriter As for cost? Is wrapping a big block of cattle feed in a few metres of fine wire any more expensive t… https://t.co/hdwg1y9JUP
@stevebwriter I’m sure I can remember seeing haywire being used when I was VERY young. Its advantages over string,… https://t.co/Zefwn2PZ9e
Unregulated use of artificial intelligence (AI) and machine learning (ML)? @NGruen1 https://t.co/yj1Zf05e3N
@munin @MollyMcIsaac There’s a lot to like, I agree.
RT @jk_rowling: Stamps are too small to depict the fact that nostalgic jingoism, fear-mongering, racism and flag-waving delusion narrowly w…
RT @trengriffin: IBM should use blockchain to track its vast accumulation of blockchain press releases. https://t.co/NIVOxYsPRj
@DavidFeng From what @SnarkyPlatypus and I were told, there’s a lot of crazy things happen to skew the election, al… https://t.co/nrbok2gTV2
Important Background for @SnarkyPlatypus: “Malaysian government mocked for featuring barking rooster in Chinese ‘Ye… https://t.co/oTNnD7FvNh
@MollyMcIsaac @munin I am liking this more and more.
@DavidFeng I have done my research and now understand BARKING ROOSTER. And this does fit in with what I was told previously.
Same. https://t.co/VQhVYe0uZZ
Sat plan, second draft: 0900 radio spot; fried rice; nap (all done); very slothing because all the incipient cold s… https://t.co/UIGWfGJnGh

JumpPunchKick My comedy #Kanye car air freshener turned out to be surpisingly prescient. pic.twitter.com/tjP0DLBGTo
@DavidFeng I had the Malaysian elections explained to me recently but there was also beer so the whole thing was ve… https://t.co/k97m69BZMA
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/4miSx0tQNa
@munin Agreed. @MollyMcIsaac simply MUST tell us more.
@glengyron Pro Tip: You don’t have to be in an airport.
I would like to know more. https://t.co/IyNm0Fvjwy
@DavidFeng Not very harmonious. Or is the are new thing that it is not, beyond harmoniousness?
RT @spoookydog: notification trolling 😂 https://t.co/At89hb7rm6

jonkudelka Hindsight In Hindsight in today’s @aus_business pic.twitter.com/kSLR39d9kB
@DavidFeng You’ve blown your social credit score so badly already, David.
RT @MelanieTait: So great to see so many women and our allies out today for abortion rights in Tasmania!!!! https://t.co/e8Jqu7mVY2
DDsD “Hearing directly from celebrities” was and still is the worst part of Twitter.
Don’t@me.
RT @akaDashan: Seen at a Harbin restaurant: swinging cradle for your phone, I’m told to cheat the “10k steps/day” test & qualify for health…
Correct. https://t.co/yZ5GXTsNYd

LachlanFFD Sorry can we just appreciate that Aberdeen City Council have released this pic.twitter.com/D1LkK6hL1Z
RT @FrogIDAus: Southwest Western Australian #frogs like this Moaning #Frog (Heleioporus eyrei) are calling now! Please listen out for their…
RT @benpobjie: “During the production process, everything in the story was made up†https://t.co/gBOgiTcMUa

Fair enough, @CARROT_app. Adequate weather for Sydney today, but your psyche is the same as ever. pic.twitter.com/LjDleGrnbm
RT @srnsw: #FromTheArchives: Our digital gallery ‘Darling Harbour: Through the Lens’ highlights the area when it was the working port for S…
RT @meadea: A hell of a correction https://t.co/ZBN6m6Mlt1
RT @NewtonMark: I’d be very confused too. “Which†universe. https://t.co/BMpti5NBpU
When Orwell wrote “If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever†he was r… https://t.co/egO6y4XdY1
@chrisrauchle @ShaneBryan_IT What a horrible story. :(
@lovesportradio Here we go.
@lovesportradio See! It’s true! https://t.co/XxG9S8aXNl

DamienKempf How to deal with a mansplainer - four medieval ways. pic.twitter.com/GUMDAGbWFr
@lovesportradio This London radio spot will be coming up at some point after the news what is on now. https://t.co/cGdz43oonw

Another day, another big effort from @gathgwyn managing to not be totally asleep for an entire minute. pic.twitter.com/Vh7fBbQKRW
And here’s the IBM model 026 card punch which printed those letters onto the punch cards for humans to read.… https://t.co/4lb21ykBel
“Punched Card Typography — IBM 026, 029, 129†https://t.co/2a8c241hOa Also great diagrams of how the printers worke… https://t.co/mN6519wPmn
@NewtonMark It’s a sad day for the media all round.
Looks like there’s a struggle to fund the Manus and Nauru folks’ phone credits this month. Not good enough, Austral… https://t.co/kzafehNsbE
Same. https://t.co/K5s5vxtGqL
Important questions. https://t.co/C8LPNFsb29
@ben_syd @markhumphries I wouldn’t be surprised. After all, people turn up in darkened rooms called “cinemas†to wa… https://t.co/QnWHpUThjH
@adavid That’s the one, and in some versions of my bio I mention that I can clear a jam in an IBM model 026 card punch.

Major story here from The Sun. pic.twitter.com/W9XKhmar4x
RT @chrislhayes: Honestly, what the hell kind of thing is this to say? https://t.co/VDo9VuRWxt
@llament Somewhat before my time. :)
@llament I don’t know the name Ovenstone, but I half-remember that drive.
@lovesportradio Aha! @phildobbie is already talking to a chap about the data economy on @lovesportradio right now,… https://t.co/SbTGoonh3z
Gosh, I have programmed both of these computers. Well, a CDC 6400 rather than a 6600, but they’re the same to write… https://t.co/A327jMrTCW
I’m talking about the data economy and stuff, I think, on London’s @lovesportradio after midnight BST / 0900 AEST.… https://t.co/SSixvM0KDi
I scored 10/11 in “Can you guess the world city from the Soviet-era spy map?†@guardian https://t.co/kbpbNYKbdr I’d… https://t.co/G1Vpu1oiwr
Well then. https://t.co/tLpvBAjG2S
“South Koreans go wild over Kim Jong Un’s noodle joke†https://t.co/0i6KyNIxsX
RT @steffanwatkins: Aboard the USS Inexperienced…
- Lieutenant, mask our AIS identity with something covert
- BigMac, sir?
- No, you idio…
Sat plan, first draft: 0900 AEST @lovesportradio radio spot; revert to a slow start, because I’m trying not to come… https://t.co/wQd7ct62DR
Saturday. Solubility is a consideration, as is the colour. Saturday.
Gorn, finally.
I should not talk with @markhumphries after sunset. I get strange ideas.
@markhumphries Why does it feel like I’m workshopping a segment with you? ;) Also, you do look lovely in that giraffe onesie.
RT @AmeliaTGrabow: In honor of #InternationalChartDay, one of my favorites: whiskey prices during the Civil War. https://t.co/dDbaiwThKk ht…
@markhumphries Would you be such a Peter Allen fan that you’d be the actor to don the green jumpsuit with table ten… https://t.co/braDj3UAaF
@umairh In avatar form. https://t.co/VY0n7yPTN5
WE HAVE A THINKPIECE. https://t.co/U6MWTkKNAR
@markhumphries It’ll be hilarious, is my prediction.
@markhumphries So I put this question to you and your accomplice: Which other acts could do an “avatar tour�
@markhumphries Yeah, @markhumphries, but… https://t.co/VY0n7yPTN5
@aqualung @lovesportradio Not if I’m drinking for nine hours.
@aqualung The scary thing is, even though I am not a guitarist, my work with Fender means I know exactly what you just said.