OK, I’m going away now. See you on Monday.
@giddeygirl Oops I posted the wrong tweet before. https://t.co/UM3i6XuKZn
I managed to post my Weekly Wrap on time this week. https://t.co/ncfq8L73um
@engin_eer @jonoabroad Look @dobes’ wedding reception was already catching fire and I prevented a conflagration.
This is phenomenonally awful. https://t.co/9Strd3vywY
@rgmerk Oh very. But I don’t want to go down that rabbit-hole any more :)
RT @rupertg: A fun evening’s entertainment is to find a pub near a bank’s IT HQ, find the customers with the haunted, desperate eyes, and a…
whereisdaz This guy is my hero today pic.twitter.com/mzuv1i1ggz
RT @_Islamicat: Also, if demands to ban offensive Empire biscuit is not met we have crack jihadicat primed to strike who can infiltrate bak…
@jonoabroad @engin_eer You can also change things with a wood chipper.
There’s so many things here that’s should be forgotten. https://t.co/8ZJEbJMP5o
RT @Gaohmee: Good luck with that.
We make your games now. We play them. And we’re here to stay. https://t.co/44ISzDiBfY
Yeah kids, go buy and read this book. It’s both fun and informative. https://t.co/wKfr1DqWDl
@davidgerard @stephanlivera I’ll make sure to do that more often then.
EquusontheBuses And now 2018. A month earlier than normal. WE ARE LOSING THE WAR ON TOXIC CATERPILLARS. Good luck everyone. pic.twitter.com/oQF1eT3gHh
@purserj @davidgerard I can thoroughly recommend throwing a few dollars @davidgerard’s way and reading the book. It… https://t.co/nrYR9TrqIC
@davidgerard Thank you so much for going down these rabbit-holes. I wouldn’t have the patience.
@davidgerard @stephanlivera I should probably stop posting so many quotes from the book, David. Please feel free to… https://t.co/bYmdGIo3ck
@davidgerard Meanwhileâ€pic.twitter.com/2IjxQqr47S7S
@davidgerard @stephanlivera Wow. Indeed.
RT @whiteswine: “it’s beautiful!” he repeated. He spoke with precision about the Spitfire being a primitive half-built beast against the fi…
RT @whiteswine: Just back from an exquisite lunch at @wirrawirrawines where I dined with Milton Howard, who flew Wirraways in the Battle of…
@davidgerard But don’t get me wrong. I’m loving the book and its sourcing. I’m just… surprised you’re being softer… https://t.co/zKmiEisbuX
@davidgerard Well I do grant you that his odds of success are “at most 5%†and I don’t need a Field Medal to know t… https://t.co/3KjkvTdjmR
@davidgerard Anyone who’s done actual computing science will be amused by this planpic.twitter.com/3FVe6LMG7373
oberonsghost Moonrise. instagram.com/p/BiJYVsoB2OU/
@DavidFeng Shut up David, I hate you.
BeardedGenius The absolute boy Jimmy Stewart, looking very cool and current for a photo that was taken approx 80 years ago pic.twitter.com/mk78IIpdLN
@DavidFeng No, but we have one and almost two light rail lines.
This illustration is astounding. https://t.co/PWL9rlCZp5
@DavidFeng Is that the last time you were here? Sydney has changed a lot since then.
Better AND More! pic.twitter.com/o4wY3rIMrD
behindyourback I don’t know why I have so much trouble sleeping, I only scroll through all of the worst bits of humanity for hours before bed
@DavidFeng You should be questioned anyway. Just because.
@Tarale I hope you keep these photos for his 18th or 21st.
chris_bloke How is there not a #Linux distro for statisticians called the Poisson Distribution?
@BlueJayGliding @JohnBirmingham What would be wrong with that? They’d wok up pretty well in a Szechuan style, I reckon.
@Tarale @oberonsghost He does seem quite proud of his achievements.
Stop trying to “understand†incels and just punch the cunts as hard as you can and keep going.
RT @alexkidman: Random observation: None of the cars in #MarioKart have licence plates. And yet they’re on public roads (sometimes).
It’s…
RT @Kirkpatrick2026: @msgoddessrises @RadioFreeTom Roadhouse is the Nickelback of movies, if Nickelback was actually a lot worse.
@oberonsghost @Tarale Nevertheless that’s impressive spaghetti work.
JoshButler The replies to this Kanye tweet are amazing pic.twitter.com/3dfSzzV3PF
@JohnBirmingham Is any panda up to good?
RT @chick_in_kiev: by the way, the person who you should be following to learn more is @DavidFutrelle - he’s been tracking misogynist extre…
chick_in_kiev i just. i can’t. these are human beings but they live on a different planet i think pic.twitter.com/1Y0PMi2fe5
Tarale Mmmm lap spaghetti ift.tt/2jfT5mf pic.twitter.com/NgZvU09tqP
Targeted advertising. Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/A5CgxDQVmR
I love this panda. pic.twitter.com/UOPsYUOn7c
Wildlife of the bin chicken kind. pic.twitter.com/jDzhIBvqpV
@jeamland I remember having a very complicated conversation with Barry Jones. You should probably never allow us to meet again.
This thread may start with a supersonic Nerf gun, but it goes to even more interesting places. https://t.co/D0A6Gafxl8
@leighformayor Wow, you’re that close? May the gods go with you on this one!
abcnews Gun emoji replaced with toy water pistol across all major platforms ab.co/2r9L9aH pic.twitter.com/FzNcL7X5Zo
@davidgerard Also this. pic.twitter.com/I22D821xhR
I continue to enjoy the anecdotes in @davidgerard’s wonderful book “Attack of the 50ft Blockchainâ€. Here’s what I’v… https://t.co/tUAZuO1DcJ
RT @matrixdotorg: France confirms that Matrix (and Riot) is the basis for their upcoming secure communication app for official government u…
RT @PJDunleavy: This marvellously diffident report (with ultra-obscure abstract saying nothing) actually shows that it costs Aus$ 137,000 a…
@sylmobile So do you want a medal, or what?
@dannolan I should probably do that more often anyway, just to be on the safe side.
@giddeygirl At this one. https://t.co/ncfq8L73um
For future reference, the Bath Arms Hotel has an adequately decent wine list to go with the excellent food. pic.twitter.com/J74uWgjsCL
RT @thomas_violence: the right: ahahaha the left got owned because they hitched their wagon to a volatile weirdo who just says whatever. ti…
Good point. https://t.co/UcaYwVHY5Y
@spidie @joshgnosis This is definitely* the most important question about that document.
@leighformayor I haven’t been paying attention to what you folks have been doing, but it looks like it’s all coming… https://t.co/T3tL860VFl
@GregBarila @petstarr Actually, I retract that. The whole story of the river trade is wonderful.
@GregBarila @petstarr That shouldn’t take long.
Someone here is ordering endless espresso martinis.
@petstarr @GregBarila Yeah I am so disappoint, Petra. :) But I promise not to tell anyone.
@GregBarila @petstarr Mind you, my radio training was by @KeithConlon, so I got the SA Kool-Aid at full strength.
@GregBarila @petstarr Wait, what? How is this even possible? She should have the pure essence of South Australianness flowing through her!
RT @wlwvalkyrie: 58. the purest post https://t.co/YjaCuMp3Av
@petstarr @GregBarila Well I suppose that’s something good going for him.
@petstarr @GregBarila OK, well, I don’t know @GregBarila at all, so this is nothing personal. “Greg, you’re super s… https://t.co/kb4W5wSVS4
There should be more Things at Parramatta, given that Sydney’s demographic centre is even further to the north-west… https://t.co/hgcmPUQRt9
Will you say it, or will I? @petstarr https://t.co/wMejLbc5vz
I haven’t had veal scallopini in SO long, and as far as I know it’s never been called veal fritterini or veal cakes. So there’s that.
Veal scallopini and a T’Gallant Cape Schanck Pinot Noir, being Sunday lunchpic.twitter.com/0hhEXS68udud
@knolloz On Croydon Road in Sydney. If you click through from the blog post to Flickr, it should have the geo.
Lilylauren Of course you can be anything you wanna be.
That’s how delusions work.
MrTimCallanan These guys have been at war for 60 years and still look more comfortable holding hands than Donald and Melania pic.twitter.com/JzcRTNsnKE
Anyway, to save you a click… The next episode of “The 9pm Edict†is on Tue 8 May. https://t.co/PU1obUWgrS Then, i… https://t.co/cDCLFXdVGv
Hmmm. I’m not liking the contrast in that photo. I might fix it later.
New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 413: Work-life balance and an abandoned shop†https://t.co/5YM51szKTN Covers 23—29 Apri… https://t.co/tumm3VnqF1
@jdub It’s very German.
Same. https://t.co/hCOReU9Miq
@munin Isn’t is… special.
@SnarkyPlatypus Actually @SnarkyPlatypus should know about this one too. https://t.co/xKQTjjYL9Q
FluffSociety Owner Story: “Unsolicited duck pics!” pic.twitter.com/kNyJlgEhfH
@JonoH I love the Australian landscape.
In which ASSMANN inserts two fingers.
They’re a real company, too. Just watch the carousel and you’ll see this ima… https://t.co/766g8FcKv8
@jdub Goodness me.
There’s a Chinese eatery down the road a bit. Google Street View shows it as Big Mouth, but now the signage says Dr… https://t.co/EFOrun9MBm
RT @MetricButtload: As a child I beat Bob Crane to death over a simple misunderstanding. https://t.co/2xcicFWj5d
I think @joshgnosis would appreciate the non-redaction here. https://t.co/wBFWPwxOAF
@aggerchez @SnarkyPlatypus Ain’t there just.
I suspect that @SnarkyPlatypus would find this amusing. pic.twitter.com/qnnlsBrRG5
The Bath Arms Hotel, as was foretold. pic.twitter.com/cYNRLuiMcR
The beauty of Australia’s majestic riverspic.twitter.com/UkgD12m7WIWI
Definitely not a Mediterranean influence. pic.twitter.com/wDiUBeiJXy
A shop for ’Pong, Croydon Road@ApostrophePongnpic.twitter.com/vPpcOeMuD1D1
@meadea @AncientSpoonbil There’s some very weird things in that column. Way weirder than usual.
Clipart1994bot BBFRANK.BMF pic.twitter.com/7f6TVa5GXy
Sun plan: Amble to Burwood; pharmacy; Sunday lunch, Bath Arms Hotel; reading (with wine, there or elsewhere); ponde… https://t.co/XQ1i2k31p8
RT @andrewwhiteau: @maxuthink Singaporean bloke offered me durian once & when I asked what it tastes like they said: “it tastes like eating…
RT @meadea: One of the weirdest lines in the Angela Shanahan piece is that breastfeeding is indicative of being a “leftieâ€. https://t.co/Ug…
RT @envydatropic: You look like you would fail a DNA test
RT @GordyPls: Well technically… https://t.co/PXP5WevOtD
@chading_aus This is true.
@DDsD I did not. I went and had a shower instead.
@chading_aus Nah, I’ver never been on Emmerdale.
RT @Iinux: Let’s be honest the reason your server even has four years of uptime is because you’re afraid you screwed up grub and want your…
I will not go down the Clickhole. I will not go down the Clickhole. I will not go down the Clickhole. I will not go… https://t.co/KgYFfZT7uZ
ClickHole One of the greatest pieces of modern art! Retweet if you agree. pic.twitter.com/VuycOuDyHp
@dobes @ashabeeeee Oh you poor bastard. I will not complain AT ALL for not being in Vegas. But maybe you’ll have ti… https://t.co/jcHpWEUv8L
ClickHole Could The Amazon Employee Crouched Under Our Kitchen Tables Be Spying On Us? clckhl.co/JmJ3CVd pic.twitter.com/4nECP3DIDS
@dobes @ashabeeeee Since you’re in Vegas (why?) would you mind checking out this show for me? https://t.co/z9ckFgtM15
Sun plan, draft: Quick errand to pharmacy; walk* to an interesting** pub for Sunday lunch; reading (with wine, prob… https://t.co/kLhHwy2dIv
I don’t really want to jinx it, but I do feel as if I’ve beaten off the cold, and I haven’t been outside for two da… https://t.co/geYMseB7Ex
RT @Jeff_Sparrow: Well this was inevitable. The Russians, like the Illuminati, are behind everything that happens. https://t.co/gNhqG9etgj
Hunting nothing in particular, @gathgwyn style. pic.twitter.com/uddDjw6vw1
best_in_dumbest We put the “Faux”
in “Phony” pic.twitter.com/tzSygFVJiZ
RT @meadea: This is some sick shit https://t.co/ObpiB1iX1S
@riskybusiness Well, he does like to surf. :)
It IS nice weather in Sydney, @CARROT_app, and I feel that I should take advantage of this today. But I also just w… https://t.co/me5aFqGYZD
KevinBankston Be careful out there, folks. pic.twitter.com/5yI7LJfXtf
RT @GrogsGamut: I run my eye over the tax stats and the hokum about most negative gearing being being done by “battlers†https://t.co/XiDJU…
@SydneyTom_ @johnmoe I’ve been thinking of writing a book about it.
RT @kemal_atlay: Same https://t.co/C23MGWPMfu
Can’t beat this one though. https://t.co/VtxjSxjXFq
@johnmoe I think all my other celebrity stories connect to my various media work, so they don’t really count. This… https://t.co/BF6A1victp
@johnmoe I saw former Senator Dr Bob Brown, leader of the Australian Greens party, and his partner Paul Thomas at S… https://t.co/kN32zUYS59
These are all thoroughly wonderful. https://t.co/PLW1an3ueT
RT @The_Nifemi: Twitter People Interpretation vs Your Actual Tweet. https://t.co/bzASvWkzAj
NewshubNZ Bot developed that writes Mike Hosking opinion columns bit.ly/2HX0Dsk pic.twitter.com/OZzaX7Mm0J
Sunday. Remember when a lampshade was the height of hilarity? Now you need a tractor. Sunday.