Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 29th, 2018

OK, I’m going away now. See you on Monday.

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@engin_eer @jonoabroad Look @dobes’ wedding reception was already catching fire and I prevented a conflagration.

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@rgmerk Oh very. But I don’t want to go down that rabbit-hole any more :)

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rupertg A fun evening’s entertainment is to find a pub near a bank’s IT HQ, find the customers with the haunted, desperate..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pL

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whereisdaz This guy is my hero today pic.twitter.com/mzuv1i1ggz

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_Islamicat Also, if demands to ban offensive Empire biscuit is not met we have crack jihadicat primed to strike who can infilt..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dk

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@jonoabroad @engin_eer You can also change things with a wood chipper.

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There’s so many things here that’s should be forgotten. twitter.com/abcbrisbane/st…

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Gaohmee Good luck with that.

We make your games now. We play them. And we’re here to stay. pic.twitter.com/44ISzDiBfY

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Yeah kids, go buy and read this book. It’s both fun and informative. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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EquusontheBuses And now 2018. A month earlier than normal. WE ARE LOSING THE WAR ON TOXIC CATERPILLARS. Good luck everyone. pic.twitter.com/oQF1eT3gHh

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@purserj @davidgerard I can thoroughly recommend throwing a few dollars @davidgerard’s way and reading the book. It..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IC

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@davidgerard Thank you so much for going down these rabbit-holes. I wouldn’t have the patience.

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@davidgerard @stephanlivera I should probably stop posting so many quotes from the book, David. Please feel free to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ck

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whiteswine “it’s beautiful!” he repeated. He spoke with precision about the Spitfire being a primitive half-built beast agains..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TY

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whiteswine Just back from an exquisite lunch at @wirrawirrawines where I dined with Milton Howard, who flew Wirraways in the B..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3A

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@davidgerard But don’t get me wrong. I’m loving the book and its sourcing. I’m just… surprised you’re being softertwitter.com/i/web/status/9…sbuX

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@davidgerard Well I do grant you that his odds of success are “at most 5%” and I don’t need a Field Medal to know t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mR

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@davidgerard Anyone who’s done actual computing science will be amused by this plan. pic.twitter.com/3FVe6LMG73

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oberonsghost Moonrise. instagram.com/p/BiJYVsoB2OU/

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BeardedGenius The absolute boy Jimmy Stewart, looking very cool and current for a photo that was taken approx 80 years ago pic.twitter.com/mk78IIpdLN

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@DavidFeng No, but we have one and almost two light rail lines.

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@DavidFeng Is that the last time you were here? Sydney has changed a lot since then.

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behindyourback I don’t know why I have so much trouble sleeping, I only scroll through all of the worst bits of humanity for hours before bed

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@DavidFeng You should be questioned anyway. Just because.

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@Tarale I hope you keep these photos for his 18th or 21st.

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chris_bloke How is there not a distro for statisticians called the Poisson Distribution?

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@BlueJayGliding @JohnBirmingham What would be wrong with that? They’d wok up pretty well in a Szechuan style, I reckon.

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@Tarale @oberonsghost He does seem quite proud of his achievements.

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Stop trying to “understand” incels and just punch the cunts as hard as you can and keep going.

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alexkidman Random observation: None of the cars in have licence plates. And yet they’re on public roads (sometimes)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tI

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Kirkpatrick2026 @msgoddessrises @RadioFreeTom Roadhouse is the Nickelback of movies, if Nickelback was actually a lot worse.

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@oberonsghost @Tarale Nevertheless that’s impressive spaghetti work.

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JoshButler The replies to this Kanye tweet are amazing pic.twitter.com/3dfSzzV3PF

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chick_in_kiev by the way, the person who you should be following to learn more is @DavidFutrelle - he’s been tracking misogynist..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…It

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chick_in_kiev i just. i can’t. these are human beings but they live on a different planet i think pic.twitter.com/1Y0PMi2fe5

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Tarale Mmmm lap spaghetti ift.tt/2jfT5mf pic.twitter.com/NgZvU09tqP

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@jeamland I remember having a very complicated conversation with Barry Jones. You should probably never allow us to meet again.

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This thread may start with a supersonic Nerf gun, but it goes to even more interesting places. twitter.com/yonatanzunger/…

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@leighformayor Wow, you’re that close? May the gods go with you on this one!

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abcnews Gun emoji replaced with toy water pistol across all major platforms ab.co/2r9L9aH pic.twitter.com/FzNcL7X5Zo

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I continue to enjoy the anecdotes in @davidgerard’s wonderful book “Attack of the 50ft Blockchain”. Here’s what I’v..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cJ

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matrixdotorg France confirms that Matrix (and Riot) is the basis for their upcoming secure communication app for official govern..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cy

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PJDunleavy This marvellously diffident report (with ultra-obscure abstract saying nothing) actually shows that it costs Aus$ 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8k

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@dannolan I should probably do that more often anyway, just to be on the safe side.

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For future reference, the Bath Arms Hotel has an adequately decent wine list to go with the excellent food. pic.twitter.com/J74uWgjsCL

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thomas_violence the right: ahahaha the left got owned because they hitched their wagon to a volatile weirdo who just says whatever…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pX

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@allisonr @petstarr What? 36? Nah, that’s beginner stuff.

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@spidie @joshgnosis This is definitely* the most important question about that document.

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@leighformayor I haven’t been paying attention to what you folks have been doing, but it looks like it’s all coming..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fl

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@GregBarila @petstarr Actually, I retract that. The whole story of the river trade is wonderful.

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Someone here is ordering endless espresso martinis.

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@petstarr @GregBarila Yeah I am so disappoint, Petra. :) But I promise not to tell anyone.

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@GregBarila @petstarr Mind you, my radio training was by @KeithConlon, so I got the SA Kool-Aid at full strength.

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@GregBarila @petstarr Wait, what? How is this even possible? She should have the pure essence of South Australianness flowing through her!

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wlwvalkyrie 58. the purest post pic.twitter.com/YjaCuMp3Av

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@petstarr @GregBarila Well I suppose that’s something good going for him.

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@petstarr @GregBarila OK, well, I don’t know @GregBarila at all, so this is nothing personal. “Greg, you’re super s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S4

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There should be more Things at Parramatta, given that Sydney’s demographic centre is even further to the north-west..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…t9

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I haven’t had veal scallopini in SO long, and as far as I know it’s never been called veal fritterini or veal cakes. So there’s that.

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Veal scallopini and a T’Gallant Cape Schanck Pinot Noir, being Sunday lunch. pic.twitter.com/0hhEXS68ud

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@knolloz On Croydon Road in Sydney. If you click through from the blog post to Flickr, it should have the geo.

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Lilylauren Of course you can be anything you wanna be.

That’s how delusions work.

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MrTimCallanan These guys have been at war for 60 years and still look more comfortable holding hands than Donald and Melania pic.twitter.com/JzcRTNsnKE

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Anyway, to save you a click… The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” is on Tue 8 May. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ Then, i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gv

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Hmmm. I’m not liking the contrast in that photo. I might fix it later.

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 413: Work-life balance and an abandoned shop” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/41… Covers 23–29 Apritwitter.com/i/web/status/9…nqF1

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FluffSociety Owner Story: “Unsolicited duck pics!” pic.twitter.com/kNyJlgEhfH

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@JonoH I love the Australian landscape.

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In which ASSMANN inserts two fingers.

They’re a real company, too. Just watch the carousel and you’ll see this ima..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v8

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There’s a Chinese eatery down the road a bit. Google Street View shows it as Big Mouth, but now the signage says Dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bm

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MetricButtload As a child I beat Bob Crane to death over a simple misunderstanding. twitter.com/johnmoe/status…

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I think @joshgnosis would appreciate the non-redaction here. twitter.com/apblake/status…

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The Bath Arms Hotel, as was foretold. pic.twitter.com/cYNRLuiMcR

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The beauty of Australia’s majestic rivers. pic.twitter.com/UkgD12m7WI

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Definitely not a Mediterranean influence. pic.twitter.com/wDiUBeiJXy

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@meadea @AncientSpoonbil There’s some very weird things in that column. Way weirder than usual.

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Clipart1994bot BBFRANK.BMF pic.twitter.com/7f6TVa5GXy

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Sun plan: Amble to Burwood; pharmacy; Sunday lunch, Bath Arms Hotel; reading (with wine, there or elsewhere); ponde..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p8

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andrewwhiteau @maxuthink Singaporean bloke offered me durian once & when I asked what it tastes like they said: “it tastes like e..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qE

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meadea One of the weirdest lines in the Angela Shanahan piece is that breastfeeding is indicative of being a “leftie”. pic.twitter.com/UgtK85Zp1j

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envydatropic You look like you would fail a DNA test

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GordyPls Well technically..twitter.com/andrewwhiteau/…tD

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@DDsD I did not. I went and had a shower instead.

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@chading_aus Nah, I’ver never been on Emmerdale.

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Iinux Let’s be honest the reason your server even has four years of uptime is because you’re afraid you screwed up grub a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3A

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I will not go down the Clickhole. I will not go down the Clickhole. I will not go down the Clickhole. I will not go..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uZ

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ClickHole One of the greatest pieces of modern art! Retweet if you agree. pic.twitter.com/VuycOuDyHp

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@dobes @ashabeeeee Oh you poor bastard. I will not complain AT ALL for not being in Vegas. But maybe you’ll have ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8L

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ClickHole Could The Amazon Employee Crouched Under Our Kitchen Tables Be Spying On Us? clckhl.co/JmJ3CVd pic.twitter.com/4nECP3DIDS

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@dobes @ashabeeeee Since you’re in Vegas (why?) would you mind checking out this show for me? twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…

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Sun plan, draft: Quick errand to pharmacy; walk* to an interesting** pub for Sunday lunch; reading (with wine, prob..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Iv

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I don’t really want to jinx it, but I do feel as if I’ve beaten off the cold, and I haven’t been outside for two da..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ex

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Jeff_Sparrow Well this was inevitable. The Russians, like the Illuminati, are behind everything that happens. twitter.com/liamyoung/stat…

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Hunting nothing in particular, @gathgwyn style. pic.twitter.com/uddDjw6vw1

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Faux”
in “Phony” pic.twitter.com/tzSygFVJiZ

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meadea This is some sick shit twitter.com/australian/sta…

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It IS nice weather in Sydney, @CARROT_app, and I feel that I should take advantage of this today. But I also just w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZD

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KevinBankston Be careful out there, folks. pic.twitter.com/5yI7LJfXtf

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GrogsGamut I run my eye over the tax stats and the hokum about most negative gearing being being done by “battlers” theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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@SydneyTom_ @johnmoe I’ve been thinking of writing a book about it.

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@johnmoe I think all my other celebrity stories connect to my various media work, so they don’t really count. This..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tp

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@johnmoe I saw former Senator Dr Bob Brown, leader of the Australian Greens party, and his partner Paul Thomas at S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…59

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The_Nifemi Twitter People Interpretation vs Your Actual Tweet. pic.twitter.com/bzASvWkzAj

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NewshubNZ Bot developed that writes Mike Hosking opinion columns bit.ly/2HX0Dsk pic.twitter.com/OZzaX7Mm0J

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Sunday. Remember when a lampshade was the height of hilarity? Now you need a tractor. Sunday.

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