Born.
RT @rosenbergerlm: Not to be Debbie downer again, but - from the 2005 Joint Statement:
“The United States affirmed that it… has no intent…
Just in case you weren’t listening to London radio after midnight Friday night… https://t.co/tuYfre83A3
Same. https://t.co/HNaWJLmw4a
@Sam_Hickey @reselsnark @gathgwyn Either way, it’s impressive work.
@kattekrab @zdnetaustralia Possibly, but I don’t think so. I’m more with @phbarratt on this, as in the tweet I quot… https://t.co/5EY81idXS6
Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Who leaked the idea of ASD spying on Australians, and why?†https://t.co/R5iPY9NRTW
That’ll disappoint a few eager sniffers. https://t.co/t5ciJQ4L10
RT @Soniasuponia: Satan chilling, smoking a pipe whilst scratching his arse. Tile. The Netherlands, 1625. https://t.co/IW7QbqjYuR
RT @ArtyBagger: Wearying of people complaining about journalism being ‘behind the paywall’ as though it’s a new evil elitism. Papers used t…
SquigglyRick where were you when the revolution began pic.twitter.com/rcFc3DbY9G
ben_hr Even though I’m not able to watch 4 corners, I’m fortunate to have friends who will update me pic.twitter.com/DDvU4ln57l
RT @bosco08: It’s OK for you dinosaurs to constantly denigrate the round ball game, yet when the shoe is on the other foot it’s different,…
RT @benpobjie: Prove otherwise https://t.co/DxoUCtzYFM
RT @Kate_McClymont: It momentarily crossed my mind that I could spend the next few years trying to piece together this enormous bag of shre…
“Falling dog hits woman on the head, knocks her unconscious in freak accident in Southern Chinaâ€â€¦ https://t.co/bwItDvMGA9
@JustJimWillDo @JohnBirmingham Just asking.
@JustJimWillDo @JohnBirmingham Jim have you been huffing that glue?
Something every parent yearns for. https://t.co/Mb4Q23OTnd
@JustJimWillDo @JohnBirmingham Ignorance truly is bliss.
@coreyscottallen I think is is this year, conveniently.
@JohnBirmingham If I had a mob of lost sheep I would share them with you.
@winter_heidi Please stop.
@oberonsghost No he’s altogether too busy being a martyr to his people. https://t.co/6ErLTAIRxU
@JohnBirmingham Not all of them and I don’t even have them.
@JohnBirmingham Don’t tell me, tell TASPOL.
@winter_heidi Much better but you need to wait until 5 May, apparently.
@winter_heidi Needs more self-aggrandisement.
Julian should just pop down to the shops and buy a phone plan just like anyone who isn’t such a fucking drama queen.
Important Tasmanian Sheep News. https://t.co/c77KfJ9lzw
@ScottFitzG I have no idea what’s going on any more. Maybe the Ecuadorian diplomatic staff are using him for their sport#rideemjulianan
“Online Vigil Use Memes.pic.twitter.com/PVIyUEH3KSH3KS
It’s certainly a contender, @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p. https://t.co/pA3nEfIRKc
RT @benpobjie: This is especially true for me, as I only write while driving at night in fog. https://t.co/PA6GCaHhGG
@bigbadave That’s not my post lol.
abcnews Chart of the day: Australia’s big financial institutions are taking a hit ab.co/2r9tYWV #ausbiz pic.twitter.com/I4EVITgnLQ
@munin It’s a known thing. If already dehydrated, juice with high sorbitol content makes it happen.
FUCK YOU APPLE JUICE!!! pic.twitter.com/wgciRFQ88U
Timeless tweet. https://t.co/it8pSd2NkA
RT @glengyron: Big Adelaide news. https://t.co/kNy2ysZfgc
JeremyPoxon hell yeah, who else wants to be as sad & broken as this guy? pic.twitter.com/gKnRU70EwB
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Who leaked the idea of ASD spying on Australians, and why?zd.net/2Ft09opUuyF
@KarlskiB This is just how Sydney works.
“His brother was jailed for lying to the Independent Commission Against Corruption and his former business partner… https://t.co/aLZVl9Qfbx
Great hed on this @Kate_McClymont story: “‘I honestly can’t recall,’ says ALP ‘fixer’ 35 times†https://t.co/foYsgR6of6
@KarlskiB I said it on Saturday too.
Sod it, I’ll do the shopping tomorrow.
workmanalice Caption contest. pic.twitter.com/q9phBzbm4e
RT @awelder: Are you good at/for anything? https://t.co/nPodtXPSU1
Is it anally? https://t.co/dM41vlRRc9
Is @dobes still awake in The America?
@ericscheid @jacksongs Exactly. $300k is sod all for a major corporation’s many purposes.
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a few cybers but not, in the end, a cabbage.
@JustJimWillDo Surely you won’t be able to go any further ONCE the glue dries? Or is that not what you’ve glued fast?
RT @awelder: If you’re ever being interviewed by Chris Kenny, tell him something that is absolute shit and see if he notices https://t.co/C…
RT @GordyPls: Alan Jones has been hacked by a Tiger Mum https://t.co/76YfmQATWM
RT @BrigadierSlog: Happy Mother’s Day from the Reject Shop, where stain remover is a gift because why are Mothers even allowed out of the l…
RT @firstdogonmoon: not actual nazis though https://t.co/Pjnt2LApOh
RT @NuclearAnthro: I want a compact, mobile nuclear reactor.
For…reasons.
And can we leave on spot without shielding so I can emit a…
GuardianAus AMP directors’ 25% pay cut scorned as a ‘slap on the wrist’ trib.al/Axv4P9f
RT @JoshButler: “2 of the samples were deadly” in the first pill testing trial at Groovin The Moo festival in Canberra. Surely this is the…
Nice email headline today, @crikey_news. pic.twitter.com/iKCxiLCuYK
TerribleMaps Prison population per 100,000 people pic.twitter.com/ZpWOZqH3oS
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Also, there is boat noodle in others places.
RT @mrjamesob: Brexit latest: Outrage as people who voted to abolish free movement discover that abolishing free movement means movement wi…
@SnarkyPlatypus We live in a wonderful world.
RT @thinkpiecebot: We’re Approaching Male Egos All Wrong & How To Use Twitter Polls To Fix It
Shteyngart Irony of the week: “Logan’s Run” director dies at 98.
@flowblok Look.
RT @LowyInstitute: Join @LowyInstitute on 1 May 2018 for a discussion on ‘Australia, China and the fallout from the foreign influence debat…
@zdnetaustralia @crikey_news And as always the Weekly Wrap contains further alleged plans, including when the next… https://t.co/Vw8D410y2H
Mon plan: Slow start; remove cat from computer (both done); write for @zdnetaustralia; 1400 @crikey_news no-longer-… https://t.co/HEShFDv2Jv
@gathgwyn Oh FFS. pic.twitter.com/eQJSwropwD
Why yes, @gathgwyn, I was wondering when this would happen. Sigh. pic.twitter.com/gGZIa8GG9l
RT @dobes: ATO doing what it can https://t.co/omMp4VKxz2
I think @jpwarren can translate this one. https://t.co/ReJeqSX6zU
RT @briankrebs: The Internet Governance article on why GDPR won’t be that bad for WHOIS makes a lot of claims about how important anonymous…
This is indeed everyone’s favourite, and I have patted one. (I didn’t lick the bomb, because that’s just a bit too… https://t.co/NFezXuwafV
RT @michaelneale: Thanks google for telling me I have things in the trash that may be of interest. https://t.co/oQROjYkvcz
RT @CrimeADay: 21 USC §§610, 676 & 9 CFR §319.702(a) make it a federal crime to sell lard made from brains.
RT @jacksongs: Australia Post doesn’t know how much it spent. 🙄#estimates https://t.co/VPlOFnA75n
jacksongs NBN Co spent $330k on events last year. #estimates #nbn pic.twitter.com/ufKQwA8pPC
Half an hour until the Full Moon, at 1059 AEST / 0059 UTC.
best_in_dumbest We put the “Ill”
in “Dildo” pic.twitter.com/32jXnVxaUe
“Give me six press releases written by the politicians of the land, I will find something in them which will hang t… https://t.co/q5COVK32zC
NUMBERWANG! https://t.co/tRQ1IUpDzV
RT @jayrosen_nyu: Today, @BuzzFeedNews reported: The Justice Department Deleted Language About Press Freedom From Its Internal Manual. http…
@jpwarren They can’t make much money on gin deliveries after all that expense.
TeenVogue This Girl’s Viral Spray Tan Fail Inspired Others to Share Their Ruined Tans Too bit.ly/2jiMec3 pic.twitter.com/dhSZrf8V9Q
THIS IS AWESOME. https://t.co/kBnHAjgHdu
@SnarkyPlatypus Challenge accepted.
marinamaral2 Young Barack Obama pic.twitter.com/jlV0lMUspI
Thank you, @CARROT_app, this is acceptable weather for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/i6GHnjFWW0
woodmuffin How normies think irony levels are arranged vs. how they actually are pic.twitter.com/LDw084vcjU
joshgnosis But of course that could change today. People just always throw around “AFP is investigating” willy nilly.
RT @joshgnosis: Julie Bishop said on RN this morning that AFP is investigating the leak of this letter to the Tele. AFP says they’ve yet to…
Given that there isn’t a breakfast gin delivery service I suppose I’ll have to get out of bed.
abcbrisbane Looking back on Expo 88 on the 30-year anniversary.
ab.co/2r8Q3Vz pic.twitter.com/enFs3D6k6I
Good bot. https://t.co/StMuD4IgXE
JamColley normal headline in a normal country. pic.twitter.com/ULZ9v8ViAw
RT @edbott: Good lord you’re an idiot. https://t.co/YvM4naq3Zk
RT @thehill: Tree that Macron gave to Trump disappears from White House lawn days after they planted it there https://t.co/vxHpnYyBNW https…
RT @macaulaybalkan: When u r jealous of Melbourne’s gangs https://t.co/fDqVF0gmye
@SnarkyPlatypus You don’t have to be famous. I can write crap too.
This Full Moon is at 1059 AEST, so not long now. An hour and a half and a bit. https://t.co/00D1uSgisR
Fizzy snakes! https://t.co/Ak95TYFdTq
Further alleged plans, including podcast plans, may be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/ncfq8L73um
Mon plan, draft: Slow start, alas; write for @zdnetaustralia; work on the @crikey_news project, including 1400 edit… https://t.co/PurQmCDB6I
I am fine thanks. pic.twitter.com/uYchwk8HFj
Define “upâ€.
@jpwarren @z3ndrag0n @dobes @rohan_p Important question. https://t.co/cHpdzePi9j
RT @dmofengineering: Your team has been selected to develop a new product.
It’s a small project. They just want an MVP, to test for market…
@annie_parker Um.
spectatorindex JUST IN: North Korea will next week change its timezone to match South Korea’s
Meanwhile… https://t.co/sD85EShI6G
@jpwarren @z3ndrag0n You don’t need books. This one tweet explains it all. I kno@dobeses an@rohan_p_p will agreepic.twitter.com/XhLKaRGVWWWW
Define “funnyâ€.
RT @Tim_Beshara: So the AMP board think they did nothing wrong. What utter shit https://t.co/SzxdFBpCMB
Here you go, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/wu4kA0KEHm
RT @johnb78: Luckily for Theresa May, people called Rudd who get booted out in Westminster systems have a habit of shutting up for the grea…
RT @GreenJ: This could get rather circular. https://t.co/8OBSko9lpD
@jpwarren @z3ndrag0n It was the threaded, but presumably he posted it and then blocked you from reading any of the… https://t.co/Xv0nCuk5pY
RT @johnhalton: Political journalists on Twitter rn:
“Who’ll replace Rudd? Could be A, but the smart money’s on B.”
“Who’ll replace Rudd?…
@jpwarren @z3ndrag0n It seems like he had a bit of a sook because you didn’t understand. You hadn’t read all the ot… https://t.co/9PgyTAQis9
Monday. Floppiness in an important attribute. Orange. Monday.